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jesfrosh:

Liar liarlia ;Dr

jesfrosh:
for where.... that ur department wey the lecturers na zombie

HmmHmm

BLACKCHARGER:
Lol.. U no get problem.. Bhet which kain girl be dat

U sure sey she no get aids

Baba dem send you which kind fear you dey carry come give me

How she go get aids Baba God even if I wan die no be AAids go kill me...

But her boobi too fresh to have aids I doubt amam

Chuknovski:
there should be Age restrictions on this platform, for crying out loud, 17, the stories sef wack, this is an aberration to romance

Wetin I go use chase away the smell?

BLACKCHARGER:
Bhet u pour inside am

For where I dey mad

My prick dey pain am die
E no even enter her pomo finish she shout yeeee noo
Na im I say bitch suck my pestle

jesfrosh:
i go tell you very soon..... the spirit neva gimme permission to disclose the matter

Hmm, Dis wan wey u wan add suspense na Zoology department you dey bah?

Nma27:

BLACKCHARGER:
Lwkm for this post... Lol.... But go sleep nam.. D girl don go.. If she get belle.. She go find u

My prick no stay inside am pass 40secs that's if e reach 30secs gan

Nma27:
Just like that You think we humans are mere animals that copulate without thinking? Nice try though. You can use Acid to wash your hands.

Sister the smell strong gaan
Edakun Epp me-[

jesfrosh:
go check your previous posts... beta thing no dey there.... i no just wan cast you.... oya you be year 2 student ....i won't say more.

Hmm baba gimme small insight
Tell me more infoinfo
Which department you dey?

Daviestunech:
am sure dat how it looks like

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Pained

jesfrosh:
i know everything wey dey happen for unilag make i no expose you here

Weyrey na lie joor u don read my previous posts
Drop my department nah

Daviestunech:
Useless story .







To cut ur prickk just dey hungry me

Na the 11.5inches dey make u jealous?

jesfrosh:
people of faculty of science must hear this.... all this small small unilag boys

How you know say na science I dey

refiner:
If u believe this story,then if I tell u buhari is one of my ancestors, u will believe!

Your comment is blatantly stupid so I don't think Is hard to believe buhari na your ancestor

makydebbie:
If you believe this super story, it means, if I tell you Buhari can beat Jackie chan, then you'll believe!!

Are you jealous aunty mi?
I can dash you the 11.5inch anytime anydayanyday

okenwa:
1. Slice plenty bitter lime and use it to clean up your armpits as often as possible daily. The smell would go.

Thank me later.

Others can apply the same secret.

Bro u sure

enuk80:
if u want to act porn, u shud just apply...your post is meaningless...

Get a life

This is not a Story nor Fiction (I kinda wish it was )

First of all Sex is Horrible and Stupidly Over-rated (I blame Porn and sex stories )

Leggo!

I just had sex with a random girl I've never met her all my life I've never had a conversation with her before.
So I skipped church today it was exactly (11:48am) I saw her passing obviously coming back from church (i sure say na church of Satan she dey come from ) , naim the konji in me call am from upstairs I think say she no go answer but walahi she enter my compound Omo I shock, I carry am inside
Me: Where your house dey
Her: bla bla bla(I no remember wetin she talk konji block my ear)
Naxo I grab her breast dey lead am to my room omo. The breast big die (i comot her top , comot bra see fresh bobiii naxo I begin dey find nipples walahi I no see nipples me sef no understand wetin I dey view naxo I look the girl again she troway face )

I con go below dip my hand for her pomo she no be virgin oooo (like me)

Naxo I reason am 4 my mind if guy like me back this nipple less bitch who am I not to .
I lead am to my foam she lie down open leg, fear dey catch me to kiss a nippleless girl

Naxo I put the 11.5inch kondo inside no comdom omo e no gree enter (na small prick she dey nack )

I con switch am to doggy style only the tip enter I con thrust naxo she shout yeeeaah it's too much
I kon laugh naxo my eye go her big breast I felt disgust

She con suck my prick first bj ever(from a girl thotho)
E no reach 7mins I cum I come tell am make she pack up dey go naxo she leave no questions ..

I enter my room naxo the room dey smell different I use perfume the smell no change I use izal omo e still dey
Naxo I carry insecticide spray omo e douse ...(her odor strong gann! )

Questions :
I still smell her till now In my nose please what can I do a friend adviced I use insecticide in my nose(d guy na bastard)
2) I didn't use condoms just the tip of my Barton got in should Ibe bothered

Please Useful answers

Annie939:
by the time men finish u with cassava , u will know the fear of prek is the beginning of wisdom

From experience

Donniefred:
My daddy no send you msg! My lil sister is 15yrs! My papa go scrub everything. if you like talk till tomorrow

Even as I am, if my papa don ready for you ehn, e go scrub every every

Baba, see as you turn me weyreywey ;Drey

A small roll of yarn or tobacco.

I'm just 17 and I can't get enough of it
I no wAn die young

I'm Tired of being and Introvert and Unnecessarily Classy, I want to taste puaay.

I've dated once but I never got to bang,anytime I try to get my game on I end up being super sweaty and extremely uncomfortable e be like say my ex carry my confidence Go ..

Please advice me I don't want to be a fboy just a regular boy
Me no wan be celibate

NCAN REPORTing Live From The Afonjanistic Ilarinstic Division


We've accepted that the noble thief in the picture above is our notable son and he represents everything we the brown roof represents

A great Man But This Guy Look Fresh Die omo me sef wan go lounge for Kuje

You're not my mom and I still have 6mins

Those Who remember/Commented on my previous post
https://www.nairaland.com/3551368/disvirgin-condom

So she did come I bought a durex cd heard it was the best to hold d sperm back..
We started off on the couch parents where not around ..then I led her to the slaughter house
Kissed again, squeezed her not so huge boosoms and she was moaning and her pomo was pretty wet I guess ...
I took off her pant that was very weird for me I wanted to stop ...but I didn't want to be a pvssy so I kissed her again to salvage the weirdness

Then took of her red sexy gown she was really beautiful ..

Then I romances her all over again and I was about to tear the durex
And the worst thing happened momma car horned
Dear God I wanted to die
And funny enough she didn't wait for me to open the gate she came into the house I wasn't half nude with bad and hell yea I panicked
Rushed my girl and tried to lead her out through the back door but bummer momma saw Her I guess her gown was too brightbright

And momma slapped me insulted me the first time she did that since I turned 17

Later that evening I got a text from that BitxxhBit xxh That it's over btw us WTF did I do wrongwrong


Auto correct is not so correct

Name: Ibeh T Emmanuel
Level: 200
COURSE : MICROBIOLOGY
EMAITezeey@gmail.Com

chiraqDemon:
Lol bro use cd o
At least nor b cos u go fear std (she's most likely not going to have one that is life threatening) but cos say i know u dont want a baby at this time
Nothing sucks than impregnating a girl on ur first day (not that ut happend to me)
Dont go there expecting to do some lexington steel porn moves on her cos normal ppl dont want to do those porn poses...aome are just straight not pleasurable( more work ia done in maintaining the pose than the amount of pleasure derived)
Also go there with a lot of lube (a vaseline crew member could hook u with that)
Take ur time too u dont need to be too nervous about it cos its hee first time and she prolly does not know what a good fork is like and whatever u give to her will be considered good
Also a lot of tissues for when the deed is done and she starts the crying phase(might not happen tho lol ) and i hope u know a lit of poetry to calm her down if it does happen

Have a great time bud

Thanks Bro I'm Only Bothered About the Baby Part Ah no wantwant

Bu hari Is Thou Cursed

Am Sure Zombies Are Gnashing Teeths
And Afonjas Gnashing Their pvss y for 5h since all of dem don' turn OLOSHOOLOSHO

carzola:
your studying microbiology and simple disvirgining a girl you have to ask your ancestors how to do it... Your a disgrace to your little generation.

Wow you're dumb.. .How does studying Mic Help me Know my Way around that

B4bestbrain:
Please nurture her with real love now and she will never forget you in life because both of you are under age.

Try to remove such thought from your mind now or is she demanding for it?

We both want it I guess tho
I requested
she was like okay