₦airaland Forum

Enegod:
Nigerian girls mentality always looking for who to give them...
What stops you from giving him a private jet

that only happen here in madagascar

Tandullceblog:
Does it matter what the husband uses, shebi she don get her helicopter.

nna, you wicked o

Samiceman:
I know say na this kind senseless thread dey make FP, so make I jejely book space

falls from a branch on ewedu tree

baffah96:
this ur report is it world wide or naIja Only

Naija things

Tandullceblog:
Helicopter as engagement gift and you say you are here doing what? Hehehe, I should go and look for my own fast fast

you care for a jet

You sure say no be tricycle the husband they use.
Lol, where did that happen

.

Zaikon:
she dosnt subscribe to Val.

lol, na BIS

Where is my name? Chai! Kabiru don manipulate this list

Zaikon:
me gat but shez not a Val. Babe

in what sense

Mkpi:
So part was urs pls specify

dont get you!

Zaikon:
Ok o

guess you're team #NGAN

Booked

VALENTINE'S DAY REPORT
(1) Engagements .........12%.
(2) Heart breaks ........92%.
(3) Wife caught cheating ........56%.
(4) Husband caught cheating .......57%.
(5) Condom sold ........17m.
(6) Fast food sales ........95m.
(7) Visit to Motherless Babys' Homes,
prisoners/ cells, beggars/ destitute .........2%.
( Joint & Cool Spot sales.....68m.
(9) Girls in hospital over Love.......482,631. (10) Boys in hospital over Love.........397,506
(11) Girls arrested for fighting over
Boys.......33,876.
(12) Boys arrested for fighting over Girls.......66,405.
(13) Wives beating husbands in public.......804.
(14) Husbands beating wives in public...........1,209.
(15) Exchange of boxers for IPHONE6/
BRACKBERRY/ Money For Brazillan Hair.......4m.
(16) Divorce......557.
(17) Pregnancy .........39,572.
(18) Number of switched off phones sofar......9m .
(19) Number of deactivated account ..... 6M
(20) Members of No Girlfriend Association of Nigeria (NGAN) be like, "thank God none of these happen to me"‪‬‪‬

Thinking of what to say

BREAKING NEWS....
From the Office
of the BOYFRIENDS ASSOCIATION
OF NIGERIA(B•A•N) It has come to
our notice that INEC on 7th
February 2015 by 10pm shifted
the election which was meant to
hold on 14th February Valentine's
day without a proper
consultation with Boyfriends
Association of Nigeria (BAN). We
BAN want to use this opportunity
to inform
Nigerian citizens that the
Valentine cannot hold on 14th
February 2015 due to Security
Challenges affecting our country.
The alert which we receive from
NSA, SSS and NPF indicates that all
Fast Food joints, Hotels even
Mama Put and under the Trees in
every corner of Nigeria are
targets to Boko-Haram. Please our
dear Ladies, we love you so much
and we don't want Titanic to
repeat itself again. Kindly stay in
your house as our members will
also be in their respective houses
or church praying for the
goodwill of Nigeria. We shall fix a
new date for the Valentine or
carry it over depending when
Boko-Haram stop bombing.
Thanks for understand and also pray that our Soldiers will defeat
Boko-Haram soonest
Yours faithfully,
Boyfriends
Association of Nigeria (BAN)...
Signed,
------------------
Management

Okay! Na this girl

Ijecs:
so wat do you want the ladies to do, u no offer solution,you just came to criticize,criticism without any solution that one na story for the gods.............

SOLUTION! Divide the criticism by 2 to get the average. And Multiply the output by the total number of girls in nigeria. Lol, tosyne abeg help me tell her the final answer

Chai bro, you hit that point 1-5. Absolutely koret. ;-)

seyema:
Lol, I.e he no go collect polymer notes also

i wonder o

I was buying a text book for my forthcoming examination. The book cost #600 but i gave the guy #700, he said he has no #100 change so i checked my pocket and realise i had #100 with me which happen to be the new note but the guy said he can never collect the money from me. I was like "you blind, you no see CBN ontop am?", chai see story. He then replied, "they have remove the alubarika in the money. Laugh wan kill me

Ok

fijiano202:
Una no dey sleep

Viewing this topic: macIB(m), fluxbush(f), Temismith, echeoluchi, chiane, nurez(m), magicfingers009, justjify(m), drburke(m), Dedewizzy(m), Vadel(m), kakakent, Admirabelle, emisun(m), flowbanus, faheezakin(m), achael(m), louis07(m), Arebdoullah, trinity85, nawtibownie(f), Godskidmidas(m), dickyg, faithgokz(f), ebixy(m), kolokolobi(m), saucyphil, bryneloo(m), cromz(m), lillaowow(m), bezimo(m), onoja12, suleiman16(m), CLEARINGAGENT, successnwa(f), No10(m), pwettyolly(f), phemswag, bcomputer101(m), Princephelar(m), Ithee(m), haywhy28(m) and 22 guest(s)

you wan chop bajinatu abi

Girl: please send me recharge card

Guy: 4523698478536

Girl: Oh! Thanks, which network is that?

Guy: "Cartoon Network"

Would you prefer bringing back someone you love or get rich in no minute

I wanted to type nairabet in my enter url box. So i forgot the website and was trying to remember, all i see myself typing was nairaland cause i've heard of it before