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ElFenomeno1:
Why is it pure evil?
So because he dated for 11 years it is a must he marries her?
A lot of brainless and senseless responses on this thread
Every bloody relationship doesn't have to end in marriage and the length of time your with someone shouldnt be a criteria to marrying them
Fuc king idio ts

You need a brain doc or an OS update will do, how could you date someone throughout those years when you knew you wouldn't marry her. You're such an assshole

Blakjewelry:
This is pure evil... Though the guy might has is reasons sha, but I think 11 wasted in gal's life? No be beans oo. This is the reason I blame any gal who goes ahead to marry if her man is not ready yet. Women are delicate flower and must get married in their prime. Now the poor lady has to start all over.

wha kinda f*cking rearing could that be, for 11years. No matter what season may come up, he should at least try to consider the intimacy of 365days X 11...............may God heal her cos its not just a heartbreak but a heartache

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machidoh:
Dear NCC,

Please take action on MTN. I can no longer stand
my inbox, no thanks to them. This madness has
been going on for a couple of months but it
reached its crescendo mid-last month.

I feel these messages are a form of punishment to
me concerning the last letter I wrote to MTN. I have called 180 twice to complain of this but each time,
the customer service guy cuts me off with ‘Thank
you for calling maam’.

These messages sometimes comes in form of flash
messages, meaning, if I carelessly touch my screen,
ME and MY CREDIT ARE FINISHED FOR LIFE!

How can they ask a grown up like me to
text indomie to 5030 to know the colour of
indomie pack. Are they mad or stupid?

I should text YES to 5038 if I am tired of being
broke. Do they know who my father is?

I should text IQ for daily riddles. Don’t I have better
daily problems to solve?

All these messages costs N50 naira. Are they that
desperate?

This is coming at a time I have four creditors. I’m on
the verge of hypertension each time my inbox
blinks. Rather than get credit alerts, here is what I
received.

This is how it all began! I receive four spam
messages within three hours. A summary of my
inbox that week.

I sms stop to opt out. Lai lai dem no gree. They
replied me with the same spam!

Finally, I became humble. I had to plead with them
but my pleas fell on deaf ears reason I had to make
this public.

I also want to us this opportunity to make three
facts clear to MTN.

1. I will never ever buy any callertunez! The sooner
they stop telling me to text 33112 to 4100 to
receive olodo girl (WTH does that mean anyway) as
callertunez, the better for them.

2. I have and will never be ill. Stop insulting me by
asking ‘Are you tired of getting ill?’ Have some
F***ING RESPECT FOR YOUR SUBSCRIBER!

3. They send me messages as early as 4am. Are
these people witches or wizards?

These messages would have been understandable
if I won my phone from them.

I am honestly tired of being victimised. Looking at
the dates of the messages, this letter is long
overdue. When I attempted to write last week, they
doubled my airtime balance by 100% but I came back to my senses when the unused credit was
withdrawn from my phone at midnight.

Please NCC, don’t advise me to port to another
network. For some weird reasons I’m stuck with
them that’s why I need this change.

I have been tolerating MTN for 9 years.

I have been an Arsenal fan for 9 years.

I have been banking with ECOBank for 9 years.
PHCN has been my sole provider of power supply.
(Generator spoilt 9 years ago)

I have been single for 9 years.

Do you guys feel the pain of a Nigerian girl?
NCC, please do something!

My email address is machidoh@gmail.com
should MTN need my three MTN phone numbers to
effect this change.

Thank you.

Sunloaded.com

my dear! Download call blacklist from your app store to stop the sh*t

Too bed

lanicky:

Like seriously!!

They're good story tellers too.

seriously! The OS of your brain is outdated

I'll rather vote a president on a wheel chair instead of that clueless otuoke man.

Hurray! Happy baiday NL

You're even enjoying using coal pot. Here its 3 stones and wood

izsmike:
clap for urself, u must feel like a superhuman now

whatevz

eedreezz:
hmmmm.......


hope it's not what am thinking oôooo

whatever it is you're thinking is your headache

Oooook

Will you close that your mouth where you said wizkid isn't worth $1m, go check his net worth as at 2014. Dont just open your water closet anyhow

Mologi:
op stop disturbing ur head about this boys

wizkid is a musician
while

davido is a singer

difference pls...answer
if u realy have time to write

thats just the fact

#woju o

Nice boøbs

izsmike:
haters

you are a 3D mumü, so i should be jumping up and down cos he has a snake round his neck or what? Mtcheeew

Looking for the picture in my bag? :-/

So what should i do about that?

Mine is on its way to 9ja. Anyways, kongract!

Good luck to them #jambite

I dont even think she will understand all this grammar. You for talk am for we own english, you know now

Isorite

Api baiday

Ok o

Just a notification telling you to contact your carpenter for some wood work

I dont joke with that album #bed_of_stone. More vidz please!

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