₦airaland Forum

Stavex09: I used to think not, but wit these, uhhmm. Am havin a rethink.

Incredyable: our club na hall 3 FC.our fresh guys dey waste their lyf 4 hall 2 car park.i pity dem.coache how u reason d contract?

Hall 3 boys. All bark and no bite.

Coaching Hall 4 boys will be more interesting. Or even Ekosodin boys.

herald9: Agreed!
Itz OK... I messed up

But if u insult me again...u gonna see the other side of me

I won't insult you cause I don't insult animals.

Just humans. Consider yourself spared

Stavex09: W8 first.. Remind me wat u re readin in school... Itx definitely not FOOTBALLTOLOGY, is it?

Does that really exist?!

chizzy94: #WIFEMATERIAL .

Awww, thanks. I'll make sure I tell James Rodriguez so he'll propose sharp sharp.

herald9: #scratchinMaHead

#Clueless

Yeah, I thought so too. Which is why I will overlook your silliness son.

CosmicSensation: lol. prophets really aren't appreciated in their country.

Wait sef, little of english?
Are u trying to say there are no fine boys in the epl?

herald9: Mr sister's keeper...
Do you know how many people had scored before Jayz?

That's why I said she's a hoe but a tamed/indoor type

Would you just stop talking nonsense?

Have you slept with her? Do you know anyone who has slept with her?

If you don't have proof stop behaving like a lower animal and assuming what has no proof.

Incredyable: @aliyah,i go come meet u 4 football lectures wen i resume.

It's supposed to be the other way round na.

CosmicSensation: hahaha. The you should REALLY be watching the Nigerian league.
Trust me.

They have loads of guys taller than egwekue (that super eagles' otu defender ) and they take of their shirts anyhow .

LMAO

Too boring for me, I prefer Spanish, German, Italian and a little of English in the mix.

herald9: Hmmmm

I wish i could taste a piece of your benevolence before STI invades it

I know we've been goofing round since and I want to assume this was a joke.

If it really was, it was offensive and expensive.

CosmicSensation: lol. I wish the two of you well





this girl know ball o .
You are a fan of what club?

Any club with guys of over 6ft, with 6 packs and have a flair for taking off their shirts after netting the ball.

CosmicSensation: . What do u mean? It's possible jor.

herald9: girl...re you sure you're not promiscuous in real life?

It's a possibility.

Incredyable: abeg ma which club klopp dey play for.

Lol! He's Dortmund's coach o

Incredyable: ask Aaliyah

Am I Jurgen Klopp?

CosmicSensation: lol. Na u sign chinedu for dortmund?

Kia! The day Dortmund sigh NPL players is the day Nigeria will host the olympics.

CosmicSensation: why'd you have to dump the poor fella for neymar

No wonder he wasn't playing well at a stage last season

I'm not dating Neymar o. And I didn't dump Reus. We had a huge fight and broke up.
I decided to cheer for Madrid against both Dortmund and Munich.

He hates the Spainards so we argued................anyway, I'm with James Rodriguez now so all is well.

Alikaxon: I don't mind it being 31st century, my mentality doesn't change to the influence of "century". Morality doesn't fade.

What does morality have to do with this?

chizzy94: Marco Reus Right??

Great minds think alike

CosmicSensation: interesting.
So what's his name.

CosmicSensation: borussia kini
There's no dortmund in naija o.
There's also no dortmund iin liberia

So which of the dortmunds are u talking about

I meant the Borussia Dortmund of Dortmund in Germany.

The one that play in the Bundesliga.

Alikaxon: NO!!! Whoever, must be female. No male doctor can come near my wife....

In this 21st century?

CosmicSensation: in which of the football academies in enugu?

You did not just say that!!



FYI, he plays for Borussia Dortmund.

CosmicSensation: lool. Why the hate?
Was ur ex in optometry?

Prescription of glasses is just a minute fraction of what they actually do.

LMAO!

My ex is a footballer

mesoade: what of optician and occulist?

CosmicSensation: everything opthamologists do except operation/surgery

Yeah right.

They just prescribe glasses in Nigeria. They spend 6 years learning what a normal road side Igbo boy in Onitsha will learn under 6 months from his oga.

mesoade: what's d difference Between an optometrist,an optician,an occulist and an opthamologist?

mesoade: what's d difference Between an optometrist,an optician,an occulist and an opthamologist?

mesoade: hillarious . .
Bt in 9ja optometry is better,dey award dem doctors,dey spend six yrs . .
#just saying

CosmicSensation: hahaha. Are u for real
Opticians cut glasses, not optometrists.
Get ur facts right

OH REALLY?!


Do educate me on what Optometrists do.

Fortunate017: Is dat so?