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Swagalord18: Optometrist and Zoologist arguing who's better -_-

One deals with animals and the enviroment, the other cuts glass.

They are not comparable.

CosmicSensation: the rushing for seats lasted for just the 1st two months.
I'm sure this semester, whoever comes to class at 9am will get a front row seat if he/she wants to

Yea, opt has no lab, they have a clinic!!
They're too big to be operating labs na.

Who in uniben has no department

Ok, this epistle is getting too long.

Summary 500lt is better than aeb lab


The salesmen were just coming to prey on freshers' ignorance
They know that freshers are wise now.

Seriously?! Over 10 departments sardined in a lecture theatre meant for 500 students?!


The Heat! The Noise! The lack of Ventilation!

I don't wish 500LT for my enemies @ all.

Btw, everybody knows Opt camps in Physics cause they don't have a Department.

Doctor21: gud day evry1. Av bn folown dis thread 4 smtimes na nd i reali luv d thread. I'm a uniben aspirant 4 mbbs

We increase in number everyday.

CosmicSensation: it's better than aeb lab tho

No it isn't.

There's no rushing for seats, no annoying salesmen, no unnecessary beggars, no distracting preachers.

And we have a lab and a department. Where's yours?

CosmicSensation:

What na?

Is your class not 500LT or has Opt suddenly become a Faculty?

Lol

Alikaxon: Hmmm.... I will just chill till the crowd reduces. Meanwhile, you've resumed already? How is school?

Alikaxon: Oh! I thought people interested had already done that. I'm not too aware tho, maybe 'cos am not interested....... Anyway, let me resume first and see, hope it won't be stressful? Else I'll back off. Have you done?

CosmicSensation: opt. 100L. U?

500LT people.


A.E.B 200.

CosmicSensation: nigerians answering questions with questions since 135BC -_-

Yea, I'm a student/aspirant.
Are u..?

Alikaxon: Don't get...

chizzy94: Lol, I had to backdown to create a space for you. I'm Kind you know .

Ewo

Fortunate017: Am i among?

CosmicSensation: lol. Of course I knew you were joking, I didn't need to know the genesis of the joke to also chip in a harmless joke
wait, are u already a student?

chizzy94: Doctors; una done too much ontop this thread.
Me just dey joke with Aaliyah. I no get the balls for medicine abeg .

I knew it!

chizzy94: Come and be my baby momma.
Neymar most definitely doesn't know you exist

And you didn't get an aggregate of 85

Swagalord18: 69 is good.
you're from Delta right?
Don't be discouraged.

CosmicSensation: so u mean after all the 'hard to get' ish, u finally said yes to that neymarchukwu on ur street.

This was hilarious. But you don't know the genesis of the lie so I'll overlook it.


But seriously, Neymaarchukwu. LMAO

Alikaxon: Survey and cartography(map production), mayb extending it to general environmental design n planning.... Hmm

chizzy94: Lool, what are you still doing in Nigeria then?

I want to get in touch with my african side for a while before going to meet him in Spain.

Alikaxon: Geography and Regional Planning...

So what's your dream discipline?

chizzy94: 85

Really?!

I'm Neymar's baby mama

dayovocal: 72 & 67agg.. Urs?

80 & 69.


I've heard like a million rumors about Med. cut off, it's almost discouraging.

Alikaxon: My "hmmmmmmmmmm" is bigger than yours, 'cos... Ok, can I know you? And do you know me?

dayovocal: tanks...also med&surg?

The one and only. What was your score?

dayovocal: med&surg...

Welcome to the club.

Lol

Alikaxon: Am in faculty of social sciences, department of GRP...

Hmmm, so many freshers on this thread.

chuksmarvin: Do Yhu know the impression this gives me?...It means these filthy men from up there get hard-ons when they see my 13 yr old sister and her friends...
It's animate!...
I don't know what to do with these guys,...Charles Darwin and co would give up eternity to come and study and characterise these men!!

Thank you for this comment.

I just can't get over the fact that a full blooded male man will look at babies of 13 and 14 and actually get boners?!

The stuppid fuc..ker deserved to die. If the police really need to arrest anyone, arrest the girl's parents.
They deserve life imprisonment.

PassingShot: Going by the account of the bride's father, she was not forced into marriage because she chose the man to marry and thus needs to face justice. End of story.

WTF?

Do you think if her father actually forced her into the marriage, he'll confess it to the public?!

Her parents should be jailed and flogged for the rest of their pathetic lives.
Who the fu..ck marries off a 14 year old baby to a 35 year old good for nothing loser?

Alikaxon: Exactly! Let him just defer the admission, and re-write waec... Or let him wait for NECO result, if he wrote. I don't think uniben entertains a less than credit in maths for any department, even law or masscom, and besides; a result doesn't look good without maths.....

PietroRico: he was supposed to but he had a beef with neymar.
Neymar stole his chick

Ewo!

Neymar was still in diapers when Ronaldiho was at the top of his game!

emma2cute: First batch in less than 40 days, i heard Med & Surg merit is 70 agg.