Just comingback from london with wike, wike is just coming back from germany where he went to bring back the states lost jet. Hmmm, who we go trust now?

Election don near, him don dey fear. No matter what, this election go hard and shock some people o.

Make them check well na him biafra brother wey d sell ba3 like am arrange him killing.

I know adaka, where is the girl in benue?

Hi nairalanders, guess y'all enjoyed ur holiday? Just wanna share my experience serving the mandatory (Nysc) in imo state Nigeria. First day in camp was like hell to me cuz then the Nysc camp was still in umudi nkwerre ; on getting to the gate, we were all asked to carry our boxes on our head with soldiers standing both sides of the entrance. Mehn; see canes wey this guy's hold like say na Fulani herdsmen wey want try control cows. Once it's ur turn 4 checking in, na better cane for head or back o, when it got to my turn; the way I locked up em, the army guy sef fear, him just say make run pass which I hunbly did o. On the second day, twas documentation which I successfully did. Feeling like a bad guy copper shun u get right? Na so I finally get hostel accommodation to stay o, d hostel was a mess I swear, naso I take meet different characters o, both mad men and drug addicts all join ����, meself no good o!!! First day on parade ground was awesome cus I was like see fresh babes o asper my babe broke up with me cuz I was posted to imo state (home beautiful woman) funny I guess✓✓✓ naso I take dey observe new babe to catch for camp o, finally I noticed something misterious happening around me; whenever I take a selfie, there's particular babe tha used to pose behind me like we planned it, hmmm naso e continue o until I got a friend Kingsley who also was in my platoon (2) d guy walked up 2 me to tell me that he likes my way n wants us to be pals... I obliged and that was how we started rolling together. That misterious girl kept on appearing in my selfie n I tried to identify her but to no avail cuz of the crowd in camp, showed Kingsley but he said he doesn't know her, meanwhile she was in a different platoon o. Naso one day Kingsley call me say make I come collect bicycle allowance o, on getting to d parade ground d population was hell n d queue pretty long n Kingsley was with a beautiful girl he introduced to me as his new friend. Hmmmmm, na Linda the misterious selfie mate I get be that o but I wasn't strong to recognize her that day I was stressed n fedup with d camp. I then told Kingsley to help me keep a space Infront of him why I go take a nab, when I want go hostel, na so babe approach me collect my number say she go call me when d line don short. Brb pals gist plenty : continuation; later that day she called (Linda) me to come get my bicycle allowance and when I got there, then asked me if wouldn't mind having dinner with her that night n I said fine. She then sent me a chat via WhatsApp that it should be just I and her and I obliged, lol trust bad single guy na

Me no go chop that cake at all...

Use ur head bro, no go fall mugu

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God created the humans . with wicked attributes. My car cannot fly because toyota did not make it to fly. Every evil and wicked atribute in us was created by God

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