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Jokes EtcRe: Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by ivgotfleas(m): 11:05pm On Mar 21, 2007
Your mother is so stupid she got fired from a Mouth Gig
Jokes EtcRe: Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by ivgotfleas(m): 11:04pm On Mar 21, 2007
Your mother is so nasty she gave me an ear infection when we were having phone intimacy
Jokes EtcRe: Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by ivgotfleas(m): 11:02pm On Mar 21, 2007
Your mother so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Jokes EtcRe: Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by ivgotfleas(m): 11:02pm On Mar 21, 2007
Your mother is just like a bowling ball: she get's fingered, rolled, and always comes back for more
Jokes EtcRe: Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by ivgotfleas(m): 11:01pm On Mar 21, 2007
Everyone calls your mother Humpty Dumpty, first she gets humped then she gets dumped
Christianity EtcRe: Did Hiv Test,came Out To Be +. Wat Should I Do? by ivgotfleas(m): 6:36pm On Mar 21, 2007
Are u a christian?Do u think that's what Jesus would have said if His opinion was requested? I don't think so.

Yes, I am a Christian. As a follower of Christ, didn't Jesus tell prostitutes to "Go and sin no more?"

no u are wrong, I would not die in the next 10 years. I don't have to believe your report, for all I care, the other  guy may just be using u to kill my faith. Sorry to disappoint u though.

There are wonderful treatments for HIV, called anti-retrovirals. They can allow you to live a perfectly normal life for the most part. However, they are NOT cheap. That's what I was trying point out.
Christianity EtcRe: Did Hiv Test,came Out To Be +. Wat Should I Do? by ivgotfleas(m): 5:28pm On Mar 21, 2007
please don't sound like that are you negative go for test
Anuohia abroad.


Why, the person most likely made an irresponsible choice, now he/she's going to have to pay for it for the rest of his/her life.
FoodRe: Making A Very Fluffy Cake? by ivgotfleas(m): 5:23pm On Mar 21, 2007
Hi,

Is there anyone out there who also appreciate baking and cake decoration, want to find out what i can do to make my cakes come out very fluffy, especially when am making a large number of cakes - say you need to fill 3 tins of (10'', 12'' and 14'') and you don't want to mix separately.

Note you have a 2.5kg electric mixer to use and you might be using about 3kg of butter

Thanks, as I await response for baking hands!


Bettycrocker.com. You're welcome
TravelRe: I Won The Visa Lottery: Now I Need A Job by ivgotfleas(m): 5:20pm On Mar 21, 2007
Need Help In Finding A Job In The Us

I have been granted a US visa recently through the DV lottery. I need help in finding a job in the US. Can anyone please provide me with some information on where or how to go about looking for a job in US.
Thanks


At any rate, this is not something that is worthly of discussion. Skill set matters, location, etc.
Christianity EtcRe: Did Hiv Test,came Out To Be +. Wat Should I Do? by ivgotfleas(m): 5:03pm On Mar 21, 2007
[b]I did HIV test recently and the result came out to be positive. It was sent to Yaba for a confirmatory test but the result remained the same. When I was told, the whole world stopped and I could only hear my heart beat and the beats of the drums of death. I couldn't believe it. I'm less than 27, vibrant and handsome and has the most beautiful girl as fiancee. The only thing that makes me happy is the fact that both of us have never had sex, this calmed me a little but was still confused about what to do.

The only viable option that came my way was GOD! Believe it or not, He can do all things. You may be quick to condemn me by asking "is it now u know God exists?" I don't blame u,because u are right. I've not been totally clean and honest to God and my fiancee but I've chosen to renew my relationship wit Him. Its not been easy u know, but I have the faith that He will heal me.

A word of advice to all: don't play with your life! Abstainence is the best. Dont think u are safe by doing it just once or with just one person, that may just be the one that will get u "hooked and cooked" At this time I need your support and prayers to win this battle. I hope to share my healing with this forum when God does the miracle. Thanks.[/b]


Unless you have as much money as Magic Johnson, or unless they come out with some miracle cure soon, you'll be dead in the next 10 years. Sorry, you should have made better decisions in your life before this point.
Christianity EtcRe: Did Hiv Test,came Out To Be +. Wat Should I Do? by ivgotfleas(m): 5:01pm On Mar 21, 2007
[b]Should have known. You had all these people dash out kind words for a snake like yourself. In your first comment you mentioned how you and your girl have been together and you've both kept yourselves yada yada and now you are saying another thing.

You are disgusting. The only person that deserves pity and prayers is that poor unsuspecting girl that is trapped as your "finacee". Isnt she NOT allowed the option to choose whether to forgive and stay with you while you get "healed" or to just leave you for disrespecting their relationship?You didnt even have the sense to protect yourself while in the process. Olorun mu e. Now, you are trying to keep her trapped by keeping your viscious lie from her? I'm sure this God you keep calling is proud of your decision. Arent you supposed to ask forgiveness from those you offended before you go on and ask Him for forgiveness?
How about you actually do something decent for once and actually tell her the truth and let her pick what she wants to do? Or do you expect to keep her off forever with excuses while you get your "healing". olojukokoro oshi.
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Everytime you post, you completely and utterly destroy any shred of credibility you came into this world with.
SportsRe: What Sports Have You Played? by ivgotfleas(m): 4:43pm On Mar 21, 2007
For what it's worth, I played:

Basketball (choice sport), American Football, Baseball, Tennis, Golf, Disc Golf, Soccer (only a couple times), Martial Arts (don't know if that's considered a sport, but I did fight in competitions) and Track and Field activities.

And has anyone included SEX as a sport yet? I think it most certainly is. Competitive, takes practice, many out there that challenge your dominance, exhausting (sometimes), stats are kept, and sometimes, people even have there lucky pair of socks they wear when competing.

Thoughts?
ProgrammingRe: What Programming Languages Have You Used? by ivgotfleas(m): 4:33pm On Mar 21, 2007
So in answer to the main question, I've used BASIC, C, Visual Basic, C++, SQL, PHP, and Python. What about you?

Cobol/400, Synon: Advantage 2E, VB, C++ back in high school.

I use a lot of SQL now.
SportsRe: What Sports Have You Played? by ivgotfleas(m): 4:31pm On Mar 21, 2007
I used to play wack the monkey after exams when I was in secondary school, and a hand-palm hybrid every day at home.

I tried leaving the home once.  On my first (and last) attempt to breath some fresh outside air, I lost my touch with reality.  

Currently, I don't participate in any sport, because I don't have people to wack with, except myself. What about you?


There, fixed it.

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In all seriousness though, Seun is to nairaland what oxygen is to living organisms.
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Name For My Monkey by ivgotfleas(m): 3:53pm On Mar 21, 2007
Hi readers, I need a name 4 my Monkey please help!!

Montezuma the Monkey

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