₦airaland Forum

ladyF:
Lmao that is me, LadyF and le boo, OP how u take get this my pishure

If that's you for real, then I will need to know how I could send in my application

Coperate begger!

opyscol:
Like seriously?? You will "SHOT" @ sight??

yes bro "SHOOT @ sight...

Snowangel4:
Yelp

is okay, maybe u're d indoor type...

Snowangel4:
Not all girls...material things don't move me

did u just say "material things don't move u?" I dey laugh,

I will shot @ sight, I'm standing close to Jakande round about!

ladyF:
hehehe walk around like dat and u will know there's something to be hidden....

If I could bath outdoor, I wonder why I can not walk out side, its u ladies dat should be worried, d mkt has not been bought,

ladyF:
next time hide somewhere ehnn, don't let pple be seeing ur .... for free

lolz the question is wat is der to be hidden? Or how did you come into dis world, were u covered with cloth?

ladyF:
lol so it is you. Nice ****

b4 nkor,

INTROVERT:
okay

I go bulala u one day, becos of dis ur space booking!

ladyF:
Haaa....LMAO.....I saw it o Hian!!!! Lemme cover my eyes ooo hehehe

madam common, why're looking @ my unclad body....

BetaPADI:
Oh Not Again! Linda Ikeji's Blog Hacked [See What The Hacker Did To The Blog]
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Gosh.. It has happened again & guess what? Linda Ikeji's blog had been hacked.
This action took place yesterday's night around 12:25pm when everywhere was quiet and the internet kids had gone to bed and i decided to do my normal routine; surfing my favorite popular blog such as Nairaland , Naijaloaded and Linda Ikeji's Blog just to read funny comments since the internet kids were all abroad.
I took the start with Linda Ikeji's blog & after a surf of 5 minutes and believe me it was fun reading funny comments. All of a sudden; the blog redirected to another destination blog. I had to logout of the blog; clear of my cookies and re-try but it was still redirecting me to another site and that was when it came to me that her blog has been hacked.
I felt sorry for her and i wondered why a human being on earth would do such wicked to a fellow just because of traffic and fame.
I never wasted time and i took the action of being the first to report it to her maybe she was fast asleep but i doubted the thaught.
Fast and furious i flipped through my contact list but getting to contacts saved with letter L was becoming a big task as my sim is jampacked with multiple contacts.
Not until when i had to search L before i could reach her contact.
I then called her and it did'nt take upto 5 seconds she picked my call and i was like could this bE Linda picking my call because it takes her upto a minutes or so before picking calls tho i remain anonym to her as i got her numbz from a blooger's conference.
I reported the case to her about her blog being hacked and she told me she knew it but decided to leave it there till 1:am today as giving the hungry blogger an 8hours free traffic as a kudos to finding a loop hole in her.
She concluded " this is the type of people we need in nigeria to defend our cyber space "..

She kept to her promise leaving the deface till 1:am today before removing it and i guess the hacker must have enjoyed a lot of traffic. *choi*
As at 12:pm yesterday, Linda Ikeji's Blog Was Redirecting To http://lindaikeji.wapka.mobi

Emi, if I catch you, I go break ur leg....

martyns303:
I have been cautious not to talk about this here, as a lot of NLs will see it as a show off, fabricated or both, but I have photographs to back up my claim. And for other guys to learn.

I was at the airport lounge waiting for my flight, beside me is this really beautiful girl, you know the kind that makes you feel uncomortable and you start fidgeting. What do I do, I stylishly brought out my ipad and started doing jack, just flipping through magazines. Just then two (2) kids a boy and a girl ran to me and asked me if I have games on my iPad. The boy is the youngest and very active, I had noticed his mom literally holding him down to prevent him running around the place. So I oblige them, launched the sonic app for them, they had to take turns in playing, the girl being the eldest decided to play first. While she was playing the boy started running off, his mom wanted to run after him but I asked her not to worry, that I would look after him. In my experience it's best not to hold kids down, just let them run around, but follow them to make sure they don't get hurt. And that was how I find myself running around the airport lounge with this kid and it was beautiful.

No long my flight started boarding and we all form a queue, found out this same fine girl is on the queue, and as fate will have it, we sat next to each other. Another round of torture, immediately we reached our cruising altitude i took off my shoes and pulled my seat back. Turned around and asked her if my feet stinks, cos I have been wearing shoes all day. She said no and asked me of my kids, so she noticed too, I smiled I said they are fine. By the time we landed we had had one too many conversations, we exchanged numbers and went our ways.

Later that evening I got a call from her to check on me if I got home safe, which was quite shocking coming from a Nigerian chick I just met. We had the conversation going, so I invited her over for a visit, which she said to give a thought. After a week, she agreed to visit for a weekend.

If you are a guy, you are guilty of this and you know it, I started cleaning, as in everywhere was spotless. Fixed things I have been procrastinating. She arrived on a Friday evening, she had a shower, changed into another dress, then I took her out for dinner. We retired home with a bottle of champagne and slept off.

The following morning around 5am PHCN did there thing, so I went to power generator, and that was when my horror began. She said I should turn off the fan that it gives her flu, that I should on the AC instead. 2.5kv generator to power 1.5HP AC, the AC is a LVS so I obliged. The sound from the generator was not encouraging at all but I just had to.

When she finally woke up I asked her what she would like for breakfast, "bacon, eggs, burnt tomatoes, sausage, bread and apple juice" Hian!!! She said all this without a flinch, in my mind I was like this girl think say na wimpy be this. None the less, I headed for the mall, bought the stuffs and made it for her. And yes I have photographs. We laid back and watched movies till noon, then she asked me to take her out for lunch. And then dinner at a bar.

By Sunday morning I was asking her when she would be leaving, cos this girl thinks she's on vacation at the Bahamas.

Lalasticlala
Ishilove

This sounds more like a Nollywood movie, I dey laugh gbase ray oooohh...

INTROVERT:
OP I guess you were born in the south and lived in the south your entire life... This is a common posture for northerners..... Japanese also.

Gaskiya, yariyan

Demdem:
Lackey so after years of succking jonah-daft cocck eh.................anyway, Baba is so magnanimous but u need to repent of ur evil past. Baba doesnt condone evil.

lolz Lackey, don't forget the popular saying "wen the music changes, den you change ur dance step to suit d music" we're ready to work with baba, "dats" if he cooperates with us.

Demdem:

Are u saying that u are jobless in the real sense of things but u are an AGIP? Oya, chant Sai Buhari for all to see.

I dey laugh , listen leckey, my new role will be assigned to me pretty soon, the new govt is yet to settle down, slow and steady wins the race. Sai Baba....

Sweetlemon:
90% of South South men who are not Pastors and over 40 years dey shack. Leave matter.

Proudly South South though. Repping Oron Nation.

Abasse ugbom'

Demdem:

Lackey u Av not been living to ur name of recent. What ffucking job do u even claim to be doing for agip?

Leckey, when I say AGIP, I simply meant any government in Power and not the oil company "agip" u need to calm down alittle, u perhaps hv over worked urself, taking reference frm ur recent replies.

Demdem:
Just a couple of months ago, I said Sanusi will very soon be going higher while Jonah-daft will go down. Some fools thought I was joking? Where is sanusi today.....in the palace receiving dignitaries while Jonah-daft is in Kenya, with his own real set of people......Animals.

Bro, do you sometimes, smoke stuff?

searching4love:
SHE MIGHT BE FUCCKKING HER BRAINS OUT IN A GUYS HOUSE RIGHT NOW NEVER TRUST THESE NAIJA GIRLS

OMO IBADAN' KIKO SHELLE'

joganut:
catch me if u can...

You mean am? Where u dey roll?

Ramos16:
i woner how they will bury a soldier, or a gynecologist, or a keke rider, come to talk of a computer person, banker, lol

Soldier = Armord tank kind of coffie
Gynecologist = Same method
Keke rider: Cuffie like dat of a tricycle
Computer person = a Computer kind of cuffie
Banker = an Atm or cd "money" used in designing d cuffie

Lilyomi:
Hunter na gun, teacher na cane and farmer na cutlass. Prostitute na ?

prostitute na with condom na

prettydiva89:
I can't..

Okay oooh, € 1,000,000 going just kidding, money is not everything....

prettydiva89:
I can't, but it doesn't mean someone out there is not doing it,or hers is the first I will see. But I just can't

dats wat u will say, wat about for a monetary reward!

prettydiva89:
this isn't something new anymore,am not surprised

You mean is not something new, in other words; can you do wat she did?

Demdem:
Hypocrite, go back and see who started it and direct ur pleas appropriately.

This boy/man, you mean u hv still not @ grown this attitude? You need to change.

This is an old picture, during the last election period.

subterfuge:
PDP. PEOPLE DECEIVING PEOPLE
PEOPLES DEVILISH PARTY
PEOPLES DUMB PARTY
PEOPLES DRUNKEN-FISHERMEN'S PARTY.
SO JONATHAN IS NOT YET ASHAMED TO KEEP HIS DRUNKEN FISHERMAN'S THROAT SHUT
PDP HERO JONATHAN WILL SOON ROT IN JAIL.
IGNORANCE IS NO EXCUSE TO PLUNDER NIGERIA'S WEALTH!!!!
A WHOLE IGNORAMUS PREY-SI-DENT COULD OPEN HIS ROTTENN THROAT TO TELL BUHARI THAT HE WAS NOT AWARE OF MANY LOOTINGS UNDER HIS WATCH!!! WHILE HE CONSTANTLY PREYED ON NIGERIA'S FINANCES, STEALING UP AND DOWN ( NOT CORRUPTION) culled from otuoke drunkkard
NA CURSE??
RIJ. ROT IN JAIL SOON.
HOW MANY YEARS DID JONATHAN AND HIS CO ROBBERS WANT AFTER WASTING SIX YEARS. NO REFINERIES? NO LIGHT??
SIX YEARS DOING TURNARROUND LOOTING
SMELLING MOUTH STEALING IS NOT CORRUPTION!!!!

Apc, Association of Passed Criminals
Apc, Asiwaju Private Company
Apc, ??

24yrs? Military regaime, I dey laugh