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ladyF:
Don't be fooled by what's on the pump. They have adjusted their pump too....

First what is the cost price of providing the fuel, plus the subsidy? Nobody will want to make a loss, there's more to it

It's [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again

chocolateme:
Story

pretydiva:
Wat should I do wit her boobs

AfricanApple:
you really don't know how it works.
ritual money doesn't mean the money appears from no where, it could be that the person's business will shoot up at a very fast pace meanwhile a soul is suffering for that prosperity

Mznaett:
Oga abeg o

Na my babe d tin happen 2 o mbok fien

Mznaett:
Na so dem dey do mtcheeew

Worst of it is that he'd tell you to ur face "He wouldn't deny d fact he slept with her o" but they need to do a blood test to confirm if he's d one responsible

Imagine Mumu Olodo wey wan form over sabi sabi as if d tin go show say na him or no be him getam mtcheew

prettythicksme:
Handwriting bawo? dis babe is funny!

chocolateme:
Are you in the church already or in nairaland?

INTROVERT:
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DickDastardly:
Misleading topic.
i have slept with a lot of ladies without knownig them canally.

talktomazech:


A lesson for the fearful who bury money in the ground instead of going to the bank

Hhmmm....make thieves no dey thief again abegi, so everybody can live peacefully without fear please!

chocolateme:
Land for my stalker.. Ivory2009

chocolateme:
oh my goodness!!Did you see me in your dream? Hey! Stop sstalking me.

chocolateme:
Nnaa congrats. I thought I heard "investment"

chocolateme:
Very embarassing but i will share it.. mine is gonna be weired too.
Lets drop pretence and forming and join this cool but embarrassing thread.
I was in a keke (tricycle) alone one day, so I felt pressed to fart so decided to take advantage of the speed of the driver to release the hot air. Immediately it went out in silent mode, I wouldn't know what made the guy to not only slow down but stopped to pick passengers at that particular time. Lo and behold, everywhere filled up. The next thing I knew, the keke man covered his nose, turned off his engine, jumped down and started screaming and raking at me with a very loud voice that I should come down before I destroy his life, I was speechless and rooted to my seat, confused and ashamed with people mopping to understand what was going on.
I quietly begged him to stop shouting and he said I should come down and even forget about paying him, that I should go with the payment that its OK with him.
I came down and quickly boarded a bike and disappeared into thin air. Wow!! What an embarrassing day it was.
Mom, dad and siblings still laugh and joke about it till tomorrow.
That's what I call "atomic bomb' share yours. Lol.

chocolateme:
hahahaha yes

chocolateme:
Thought its only in my country that jungle justice happens

Rukkydelta:
can raise up a 3storey building

obontami:
oko irunoobo u don reach here ??

Rukkydelta:
I'm a super woman

Rapmoney:
Conji is a very bad thing . It has turned so many guys to 'desperados' and 'machines' that are easily predictable! When conji sets in, everything in 'love' and 'romance' becomes acceptable, okay and right too!!! . In fact, it is a baskard!

Below are observable traits that some guys exhibit when they are love-starved! Then, just know that conji has gotten the better part of them :

1) They quickly return missed calls from unsaved numbers: When a guy is always quick to return missed calls or flashes from numbers that are not saved on their phones, you could be right if you assert that he might be love-starved! When they hear a male voice from the other side, oh gush!!!...their hopes have been dashed; they would quickly end the call. Their only expectation is to speak to a female and nothing more. Hehehehe . To them, the flasher could be an ex, old flame or a babe they exchanged phone contacts with some time ago! . All na the race to cure conji. We are aware o, but we are not against ...but if na Rufus, your paddy na im flash you, to call go become egbegba!!!

2) They call random phone numbers: This is not only annoying but also disgusting! How can you sit in your house and start dialing numbers indiscriminately and randomly? The aim or purpose is to hopefully call a naïve female who might play along with them. Like No.1, if they happen to hear a male voice from the other side, that's the end of the call!!! Na bad market that one be!

3) They indulge so much on pornographic materials: This is another sign that a guy might be love-starved (sex-starved too)!!! They spend thousands of Naira streaming, watching and downloading pornographic movies every month!!! The slightest available MB on their phone would probably end up in downlading or watching these clips! . It could be an easy way to satisfy that urge, you know

4) Through their activities on social media: Observe their disposition on social media; they mostly portray themselves as people who hate Nigerian ladies with passion! To them, they see nothing good in ladies; very quick to condemn and insult at the slightest opportunity, using extremely derogatory words!!! The truth is that most of them are just hiding behind a veil, they are actually love-starved!!! They need romance in real life; they want an understanding loving woman by their side . A man with a loving understanding woman does not go about raining unwarranted insults on the women folk on social media platforms!!!
You can express your views and thoughts without pouring derogatory words on women!

[size=25pt] THE USER "SEARCHING4LOVEE or SEARCHING4LOVE" is guilty of dis.[/size]

5) They use pics of unknown girls as their social media display picture: You will see some using the pics of beautiful girls gotten from the Internet as their display pictures on facebook, whatsapp, etc. Oh gush! Bros, why na? Wetin do your own pictures? In real life, they would hardly even have the opportunity to go close to that lady, talk more of having an affair with her . Some even go as far as opening threads on this forum to show folks their new 'girlfriend' from Bahamas or Cape Verde!!! All na fake...and remember, like 2face said, 'There is more to life than just faking up reality'.

Good morning folks!

anonimi:
It is called PROOF and below is just one =>




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As for your empty, useless curse, I say Back to Sender sharperly

pretydiva:

anonimi:
So as you dull reach when the man TALK sey na im assets be that, automatically we must believe abi? Especially for a known LIAR, fraudster and SCAMMER plus 419er whose assets story keeps CHANGE_ing!
Abeg nor be everybody dull like you o.




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