proff010:
Dangote help me beg Buhari

So after reading all these news details, the only thing you could say is about MNK.
You need to have your head examined

Ok

Hmm

All these epistle just because Chidinma made a bad move

Officialgarri:

Only if you had taken only 5 minutes to read the report. But No, just because you want to make a comment, it wouldn't matter if it was a stupid one as long as it is on FP

I read it all Sir.
You're one of those that couldn't decode the message

Ace Christ Embassy Gospel Minister Osinachi, popular known as Sinach, celebrates 7 uninterrupted years Marriage Anniversary

Naija bloggers won't make heaven. Were they expecting the marriage to get interrupted?

Holy ghost fire.
Keep going higher Sinach. So much love for you

TheRareGem1:
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Fellow countrymen and women, this is a coded message. The Prof. dey use style tell una say dem don sell Naija give China as a result of poor negotiation..

The earlier you all realize this, the better

Oga make we hear word joor.
You didn't come back with anything. This is an old strategy. Just tell your village people that you didn't make it now. It's not the end of life.

Hm

Penguin2:
In the East they are ready to “speak to them in the language they understand” while in the North they are begging them to “repent and seek forgiveness”.

Any further evidence of Buhari’s double standard?

what do you expect when the chief terrorist described them as a.....

I always feel ashamed whenever the Nigerian Army is described as the pride of the nation.
Imagine the pride of a whole nation begging terrorists to surrender and seek forgiveness.

This is the lowest a military formation can descend

Good one there.
But try to caution Akwa Ibom road buses to stop over-speeding. Their speed always make me want to stay away from any transport medium that has to do with Akwa Ibom.

False. Not a car being swallowed.
But a spacecraft heading into space

InvertedHammer:

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Why do Christians believe that going back to God is a bad news? Hypocrites! Someone gets a visa to USA/UK/Canada, you do Thanksgiving. Someone gets a visa to visit God, you mourn. Who is deceiving who?

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the guy going to UK and USA will be back later.
Not so for the guy going to heaven.
And you know this

That is the bottomless pit we've been talking about for ages.

Shortly after announcing Twitter operation in Nigeria, Facebook joined Twitter in banning President Buharo’s civil war controversial message on its platform, saying that it violates its standards and capable if inciting violence.

Even Vanguard forgot how to spell Bihari's name.

Meanwhile, in Psquare's voice, no start wetin you no go fit finish
Buhari is in for a very long ride

Ok

Ok

Ok

Good.
But they should know that just as Makinde is trying to make live a little better, Bihari is also working hard to make sure they live below $20 allowance a month.

Know your leaders!!!

Hey!!

Source

Space bookers everywhere

Okk

Ihatemen:
I hate men

This your space booking strategy will get stale sooner than you imagined it

Good