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Pets / Re: Cute Baby Animals by iyke1989(m): 8:39am On Jul 14, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
I did. For 2 nights now grin
lol.....ok...and the third and fourth nights before?.....rough?
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by iyke1989(m): 8:38am On Jul 14, 2016
yorme:
Waddup, y'all!

Just passing by, and had to say HI! Missed y'all like missing exam script!



Iyke.. My notorious and chief trouble maker (after coyy)! I see ya hand oo! Well done, yhu hear??


grin grin
Abeg lost again grin ....but this time no carry 1000 naira follow body grin
Howdy y'all?? smiley
Phones / Re: Airtel Finally Drop Other's From The TRONE by iyke1989(m): 8:35am On Jul 14, 2016
donhils:

Who laughs like this? Kwa kwa kwa ...na wa oh grin
ur drunk Uncle does....learnt it from him....kwa grin kwa grin kwa grin
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by iyke1989(m): 11:26pm On Jul 12, 2016
Bratking:
halt and catch fire. cheesy

iyke1989 go and listen to cuckoo by adam Lambert. that song was composed with you and kaycee7 in mind grin
Really??...wat kinda song is it?...oh! Scratch that!...
When u listened to it, how did it make u feel? *brings out jotter and pen, crosses legs and ready to nib*
Phones / Re: Airtel Finally Drop Other's From The TRONE by iyke1989(m): 8:53pm On Jul 12, 2016
Xbox222:
The moment i saw Trone instead of Throne, i knew the info was false
kwa cheesy kwa cheesy kwa cheesy kwa cheesy
Oh boy! Ure wicked o!!! grin grin

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by iyke1989(m): 8:19pm On Jul 12, 2016
Whaddup PCMS? Wats the bearing *Dangles out a necklace compass*
Good evening y'all..
Hope yorme's been found?? embarassed
Education / Re: The World's Most Expensive And Elite Boarding School In Switzerland by iyke1989(m): 6:58pm On Jul 12, 2016
onila:
yea exactly.....
Education / Re: The World's Most Expensive And Elite Boarding School In Switzerland by iyke1989(m): 6:38pm On Jul 12, 2016
Yo...wassup with this?? Who they EPP
Romance / Re: Ask Me Anything..... by iyke1989(m): 5:37pm On Jul 12, 2016
demiladegold:


well, you won't know until you ask her.....

go ahead and ask her, I'm sure she doesn't bite
naaaa...i'm not man enough...pls help me do...would really appreciate it.. cry
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by iyke1989(m): 5:35pm On Jul 12, 2016
shebosss:

Uncu Hike so now Yorme eyaff turn ayamatanga wia I gas chant "fa" 3 times b4 he apya? Ok...
*ties white cloth with red head gear*
*sits infront of a white basin with water*
Yorme, u still no want apya? Abi make I begin to dey chant? grin grin
lol...no too take am serious o shocked ...,.Yorme face fit apya for DAT basin o!! grin
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by iyke1989(m): 5:33pm On Jul 12, 2016
Bratking:
*I starred through the cctv at my once promising patient Kaycee7 as he talks to his imagery assistant(mrs Peabody as he calls her)in his noise insulated room. I made a mental note to have an orderly cloth him in a straitjacket before he hurt himself and others. what could have triggered another schizo episode after several weeks of responding to treatment? I wondered. then I pressed the remote button and iyke1989 zoomed into the screen. after 2 days of non-stop electric shock therapy this one is not responding to treatment at all. he's still pretending to be doctor phil. I made a mental note to ship him to the basement where we keep all our hopeless cases. I checked 2 more patients then flicked off the monitor and goes off to have breakfast. life is good*

*loses hope* brings out a glocc, pops three in his head so it looks like a bowling ball grin

Phew!! Another lunatic off the earth... Bykebyke come over here and move the body to the incinerator. grin
Pets / Re: Cute Baby Animals by iyke1989(m): 6:15am On Jul 12, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
The 1 on the yellow rocking toy?
.. I saw that and had to include him in my collection.
yea...kinda cute..
Hope u slept well?
Pets / Re: Cute Baby Animals by iyke1989(m): 11:55pm On Jul 11, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
It ain't. Them babies are cute.
..❤You don't even like the baby bunnies
naaah... .I could settle for the panda❤ tho.. smiley
Romance / Re: 4 Types Of 'Yoruba Demons' Every Lady Should Avoid. by iyke1989(m): 11:35pm On Jul 11, 2016
Beamborla:

Is it broad
Are there six packs to play with

If your answer is no, I will pass... I'd rather have my succulent pillow to a hard shoulder with nothing to make up for the hardness.
lol...well...I guess ull have to find out yourself kiss
Pets / Re: Cute Baby Animals by iyke1989(m): 11:32pm On Jul 11, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:

...Get out! cheesy
lol...buh u know its true grin
Pets / Re: Cute Baby Animals by iyke1989(m): 9:21pm On Jul 11, 2016
Yuck!!...wtf??.they so ugly...the camel look like Taribo in his early teens.. Dayum!
Yo!..look for better pics next time... angry angry
Romance / Re: 4 Types Of 'Yoruba Demons' Every Lady Should Avoid. by iyke1989(m): 9:12pm On Jul 11, 2016
Beamborla:

You sabi find trouble sha...
Too bad I took my trouble suit for laundering...

See as you don exhaust me embarassed
Awwwww.... embarassed oya sorry..Coman rest ya head on my shoulder cool
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by iyke1989(m): 8:51pm On Jul 11, 2016
chumaster:
shocked
wicket!
sorry cry
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by iyke1989(m): 8:37pm On Jul 11, 2016
chumaster:
wetin full am
I get a Gillett employee wey dey do the job every morning before I bath. So it's as clean and smooth as Kardashian own
i hope no be yorme o...cos ur armpit to be like Doctoré back for Spartacus grin
Romance / Re: 4 Types Of 'Yoruba Demons' Every Lady Should Avoid. by iyke1989(m): 8:28pm On Jul 11, 2016
Beamborla:

Is it your health Amebo!
undecided
yea..maybe.kinda..u know...what's good for the goose is good for the gander kinda flow grin
Or just a concerned citizen wink
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by iyke1989(m): 8:26pm On Jul 11, 2016
chumaster:
hmmmm, you said this one o. See my armpit o hair no dey am for this matter o
oh lawd!!*shuts eyes*..see as e full like Tarzan own grin
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by iyke1989(m): 8:24pm On Jul 11, 2016
missbeebee:

I don send am already oo.
oh....thanks love :*

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by iyke1989(m): 8:14pm On Jul 11, 2016
shebosss:

Tor...make e no con dey like the missing budget ooo.
Oga Chumaster, I dey hail ooo.. How far?
Iyke1989 how body na.. Where's Yorme?
Wia una keep my Coyy? Titanium nko? Where's everyone?
hehehhe..madam cheeseballs grin....shout "fa" 3 times maybe he fit respond from the bush wey he go hide..

Shouts to all my niggers and nigresses in tha building!!
*Raises glass*... to conquering more lands to the honour of Graceland and its citizens
Henhenh!! Who see yorme...? Last whereabouts was in Atlantis 102BC!! Chumaster abeg try repair that time machine! #bring back our yorme grin
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by iyke1989(m): 8:13pm On Jul 11, 2016
chumaster:
like say a graduate knows how to do everything
Cc yorme
Coyy
Kapable75
Sheboss
Missbeebee
Lordtrailz
StarryV
Chuxmyk
Fortune
Greycious
Johnqueen
Dream2
no let them pound u o....so u mean say all these guys here no sabi anything??
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by iyke1989(m): 8:10pm On Jul 11, 2016
missbeebee:

Lolz.
Ayam nt kidnap-able.
I can gv u small sha.
lol...for ur mind abi!? Oya gimme the small...chumaster u dey see wetin dey sup?..no let ur bro die of half chop..alert me for the offer o cry
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by iyke1989(m): 8:08pm On Jul 11, 2016
chumaster:
bumper ko bonnet ni.




debit alert shey?
lol...guy no try urself o
Romance / Re: 4 Types Of 'Yoruba Demons' Every Lady Should Avoid. by iyke1989(m): 7:56pm On Jul 11, 2016
Beamborla:

Your tribe?
If you all didn't call from heaven, park well angry

If you are not, doesn't me other guys are not guilty. Plus, I didn't say everyone is guilty.

Plus, I doubt your claim of not being guilty. Oya defend yourself tongue
okay..at this point I think i'll need to exercise my right to a lawyer grin...u taking this thing way too serious... undecidedand its not good for our health too cry
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by iyke1989(m): 7:50pm On Jul 11, 2016
chumaster:
and others can't decipher anything smiley
its all graduates in the room....i can project for em..they'll just put 2 and 2 together grin
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by iyke1989(m): 7:49pm On Jul 11, 2016
chumaster:
no, kontinu. I have a special offer elsewhere cool
oh boy if na bumper offer..alert a brother biko... grin
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by iyke1989(m): 7:47pm On Jul 11, 2016
US dey boil o! #dallas shooting

NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by iyke1989(m): 7:40pm On Jul 11, 2016
chumaster:
modified to nothing
already captured to something! cheesy

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