menix:
Why he created Female..

female folks wont like this one

StarMogul:
Simple WHY

why what?

If you should have an audience with God, what will you ask him?
www.nairaland.com/2816219/should-n-audience-god-what

Given that we all have so many mysteries surrounding this earth, our personal problems couple with the enormous ones we have in our dear country Naija. If you have the opportunity of having a face to face discussion with God about our problems, what will you ask him?
As for me, I will ask him the way forward in this country because the kind of problems am seeing dont seem to have human solution.
What is yours?

Dike Athur Steven Ubah Kingsley Ikeh...DASUKI

[quote author=EroticAngelina post=40874038]not everyone will agree with u.
buh as a girl, I totally agree [/quote Anybody that doesnt agree with me is a 'hit and run' driver.

talktonase:
Bros nah lie! Freedom sweet die! Give yasef a few more monthhs from all the drama. Mancelourhood is sweet abeg!

bro thats what i thought at first but is not that sweet

After my last relationship crashed, i decided to take a break from relationship and everything concerning girls in other to focus on my future but i realized i haven't made much progress than when i was dating. I even noticed that my sense of responsibility has dropped a bit since then, i mean the thought of having a responsible girl you love around you, trying to impress the girl and thinking of the beautiful future you would want to have with the girl and your unborn kids increases make you work hard the more.
What do you guys think?

Igbo boi

That is why i decided to go for a younger girlfriend wey neva sabi anytin but i didnt know dey re even the worst. So many crazy fantasies they want to fufil.

if it doesnt hit fp make I shit on myself

sorry bro

I feel sorry for her, I think her husband will get over it. Is just a matter of time

ammyluv2002:
"Baby, i dey catch cold"

Nice one...but this weather hot for my syd.

Nigerians are blessed with loads of slangs that
makes conversation interesting and fun,write down
the ones you know.

Mine is: Bros no dull ur self.

7E259E79

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At the end Saraki will have the last laugh

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so?

An old me would have bashed the Op but in as much as we broke guys wont accept that fact above, its still the truth. I ve loved and lost because of money.

Hilarous

A boy met a girl, after a little conversation,the boy
wanted to leave,then he said to the girl
Boy: Sorry, I didn't get urname.
Girl: OK. I'm Dike Sandra Thelma Vera, u can call me (DSTV) in short if you like, and you?
Boy: (I no fit carry )well, I'm Godwin Obinna Tochukwu Victor, feel free to call me(GOTV).
# Lolzzz ... If it was u, what funny fake name will you give?... Mine will be Lawrince Francis Chinonso (LFC). Hw ur day?Add urs...

ALISMILE:
And chistianity caused relentless fornication in dis world! Look at all dem christian gays evrywhere! Even d bleeping Pope now acknowledging gayism! That is christainity 4u, anytin goes! I mean anytin! I rather go mad than be a Christian, even if its d last religion on earth! Am a full blooded SS who is jus pissed at u christians not allowing Islam be! I grew upin Benin, 96% of dem are christians, and they are all cultist and armed robbers wit wild spread fornication evrwhere!

so you saying marrying off an 11 yr old girl is right?

HungerBAD:
Bros no vex.
But you fit buy me 1k Richard (recharge) card from that your 5k acct?
Thanks in advance.

Bro no vex, i dey save am for rainy days

Is assets declaration time with our President and Vp taking the lead with their recent declaration of their assets respectively. As an aspiring politician, I want to use this medium to declare my assets in advance.

• One room in my father's house.
• One Lg home theater.
• 12 shirts, 5 chinos trousers, 3 plain trousers, 4 jean trousers and 10 boxers, 3 pairs of shoes
• No girlfriend, 20 female friends, 120 male friends, 2200 facebook friends.
• Two bank accounts with keystone and Diamond bank
• keystone acct: 1,235 naira
• Diamond acct: 5000 naira
• 1 techno and Nokia touch light phones
• 1 hp G72 laptop.

Check this out guys

I luv my girlfriend...but waitoo! which of them am i talking abt?

Not good at all

You can follow this link to apply, http://www.akinalabi.com/managers-wanted-at-nairabet-com/
thank me later.