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A long time ago, my college boyfriend and I were heading down to dinner when, much to my surprise, he decided to play hide the sausage in a most unusual place. Right there in the stairwell of his dorm, we had the most memorable and exciting sex. I was reading Trojan Magazines top Places to have sex and i got inspired to create a list of my own.

My number one is a definitely a car. A little boring, don’t you think? Sure, steaming up the windows in the back of your car can be pleasurable, but, depending on the make and model, car sex can turn out great or goofy

1. The hood of a car. Sure it’s exciting to have sex in a car, but the hood is hotter. Do like those car models do and slip and slide all over your car’s hood.

2. On the kitchen counter. Gives a whole new meaning to eating in.

3. At the office. Before, or after, work hours, when your co-workers aren’t around.

4. The movie theater. A movie theater hand job is fun, but try sitting in the last row and really getting it on

5. In the bathroom of a restaurant. It may not be the cleanest, but we’re talking about getting down and dirty here





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kristina1:

hey cutie wassup?

the main difference is in the spelling and pronunciation

the love a boy has for a gal is inversely proportional to her height and directly proportional to emotions as long as good looks and character remains constant......








what should i name this law o

all u need to do is take the job and God will bless the work of ur hands, afterall u r producing and not drinking nor smurfing the tobacco. remember Jesus turn water into wine... was that a sin??

12packs men

ezineexpert:
If you refused the job offer and eventually die by car accident and you have been steadfast with God all these while, you will make heaven or what does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his soul.

u guys should stop bringing death into this thread o

johnydon22:
what if u didnt take the job and die of car accident (hit by a car )

what if

Gflat:
Furck the youths...i am taking the job

wat if u take the job and die in a car accident with d official vehicle?

What would you do if for 5 years you have been unemployed and unlucky in your job search. You've taken your CV everywhere, you've written tests and attended interviews but all to no avail. You have been living from hand to mouth and struggling to make ends meet. Then one day you get a call and get offered your dream job. Your basic salary is N350,000 monthly, with other allowances and privileges, including a company car and accommodation. The only problem is that the job is in a Alcohol/Tobacco company and you are a Born Again Christian and the Youth Leader in your local church. Will you take the job or turn it down?

Who is France?

I will play along... Wat will Jesus do

Ilovenigeria:
open my leg wide then shift my pant one side with one hand and do the needful.

this quote got me thinking tho

Ilovenigeria:
Anything can happen ooooo.

which Street do u like peeing on. Incase

englishmart:
lol! I left France last week. When I return, I shall confirm your story

pls dnt come bck to France soon until boko harm stop d bombing here in france

I dnt hear olamide's songs at all here in FRANCE, so I will pick PHYNO he raps french

Yes o, I dnt knw how dey do it buh dey always DRAW my attention

Ilovenigeria:
What don't you understand?

do u also pee on the street

bombs raining in nigeria like knock out, i am not surprised

Ilovenigeria:
Mine will start going different directions.

i dnt understand

i do wish i am invincible wen things like dis happens buh i rarely do it sha except i am in my compound

ok

pasqal09:
Sorry, I meant the opposite of what I posted

apologies accepted

Prexxy1:
Many are having money without happiness

and still dey dnt want the happiness without the money

pasqal09:
There are also things that money can do and love can't.

dear mod we are saying the same thing




Your's faithfully
izsmike

Prexxy1:
I was talking with my friend who say without money,no marriage that it is better to cry in a range rover than on a bicycle.


I cant marry for money,love must be the priority...

swthrt love doesnt pay bills. money does

when u combine science + technology u get engineering, we engineering student are smart enough to toast ur babe and she says yes unknowing

ugly guys like us dnt get compliment