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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Help! I Need A Job Around Egbeda, Ikotun And Igando Area by Jaanito(f): 9:23pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
Yes I am SerialRapist: |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Help! I Need A Job Around Egbeda, Ikotun And Igando Area by Jaanito(f): 9:22pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
SerialRapist: Yes I am |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Hiring Nigerian Having Good Contacts In City by Jaanito(f): 10:20am On Sep 07, 2017 |
Applying for: Website chat representative and Chat representative My WhatsApp number is: 08032376434 |
Education / Re: Is Hostel/accomodation Fee Compulsory For Students In The Federal Universities? by Jaanito(f): 10:46am On Nov 21, 2014 |
Send this compliant to Sahara reporters. |
Jokes Etc / Just For Laughs: 12 Types Of Students You Will Meet In Night Classes by Jaanito(f): 10:00pm On Oct 17, 2014 |
The following are the different categories of people you will meet in night classes in our various higher institutions: 1. Customer care agents: This category of people will keep on receiving calls from the time they came to class till they sleep off. If you sit beside them, “Sorry”, and it is more among ladies. 2. The lookers: This category of people will make sure that they look at any slightest movement around them. If they ever see a beautiful/handsome girl/guy then they will never cease catching a glimpse at her/him. You will even wonder if these people actually came to study or to observe others study. 3. The late comers: This is common among girls. When you get to class from 4-7pm, you will discover that the class is empty. They are waiting till 9:30 when their presence will be noticed. 4. The preachers: I am sure this set of people annoy every reader in that class but nobody could pick the courage to rebuke them because nobody wants to be tagged “Enemy of God’s Word.” The worst part is that these preachers come to preach when they are tired of reading and want to stretch themselves. 5. The itinerant readers: they are people who move in and out of the reading room every ten minutes. Sometimes you see them walking about the corridors. In an extreme cases they can read in four to six classes in a night. Read more... http://www.jjchinenye.com/just-for-laughs-12-types-of-students-you-will-meet-in-night-classes/ |
Family / In My Next World - To Be A Male Or A Female? Read... by Jaanito(f): 8:04pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
If I choose to come back as a male, below are some things that might change... My Hair: always have my hair on low cut; never to worry about the sale of Brazilian hair, Indian hair, Peruvian hair, German hair and all. Pouring water on my head while having my bath (I love the feeling it gives), 'make beta breeze enter my skull'. The Wooing Job: would solely be responsible for that. Love to know what it takes and how it feels to woo a lady, get turned down or accepted. But I won't be a pest...if you are really not feeling me, i take a walk b/c i know that tomorrow i will meet my wife woo her, pay her bride price and build us a lovely home. And of course, I definitely will be faithful not like most men. Responsibilities: work so hard as the 'husbandman' (in Mercy Johnson's voice). Take care of my wife and kids; become the best dad and husband of all times. Will never be too busy for my kids when they need me especially when they are still young. Also, i will always be the bread winner - won't allow my wife take over my responsibilities as a husband/father. Monthly Palava: I won't have to worry about monthly circles. Well, lemme not talk about that. My Shoes: as a guy, I'll always be on flat shoes/sandals - bye bye to heels. At least no one will say, "guy please that... Read more here...http://www.jjchinenye.com/in-my-next-world-to-be-a-male-or-a-female-read/ |
Nairaland / General / Re: Some Interesting Acronyms You Need To Know by Jaanito(f): 4:37am On Jul 30, 2014 |
colossus2: OYWC - Only You Waka Come Lol! Contunu! |
Fashion / Re: Beauty Mistakes That Make You Age by Jaanito(f): 10:15am On Jul 25, 2014 |
There's actually some masquerade pictures when you read the source of the gist...lol! Thanks for sharing and pls not blood. |
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