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SportsRe: CAF Announces Dates Of The Next AFCON And WAFCON by Jackanda1(m): 7:30am On Jun 22, 2024
The article is a bit long. Someone should summarise by mentioning exact dates.
RomanceRe: Pretty Nigerian Bride Dance With Her Oyibo (White) Husband On Their Wedding Day by Jackanda1(m): 6:44am On Jun 22, 2024
Divinerace:
I envy her kiss
Where can I get my own oyibo huh
I thought you were married.
Christianity EtcRe: Cultism, The Spiritual Consequences And Deliverance Through Christ by Jackanda1(m): 5:02am On Jun 22, 2024
enthronedbyGod1:
I'd be deactivating my account on Nairaland before 11.59pm, June 30.
I behaved myself in the best possible way I could while I was very active.
I coveted no man's gold or silver or apparel. I had no illicit affair with anyone of the opposite sex, neither did I engage in any form of sexual act with any female who sent me a PM , be it fornication, adultery, audio call sex, video call sex, sex chat ,e.t.c
I never met with anyone from this forum on a one on one basis, so there's no way I could have even done so.
I never took bribe , nor charged anyone for a counselling session.
By the grace of God I conducted myself well above reproach.
If by any means you can disprove any of my claims please, kindly come out with a genuine proof of our meetings before I finally deactivate or forever remain silent.

I ask for forgiveness from everyone
To deactivate should not be in your dictionary right now. You still have alot of work to do here.
RomanceRe: Evil Spirits: Why I Have Decided To End My Brothel Romance by Jackanda1(m): 6:25pm On Jun 21, 2024
Childofdoom, I dey always laugh when i read your post. And your username isn't helping.

You need to write a book titled 'the cry of a foolish boy'. You go cash out
RomanceRe: My Experience With Porn And Masturbation For 6 Years by Jackanda1(op): 5:11pm On Jun 21, 2024
rickleye:
Weirdly with my gf no . But with other side chicks I need assistance . It’s the weirdest phenomenon
Hmmm people are different tho
RomanceRe: Why Can't I Deactivate My Account On Nairaland Anymore? by Jackanda1(op): 4:17pm On Jun 21, 2024
Sapasenator:
It is easier to renounce Nigerian Citizenship than de-activate from NL. With NL, it is a soul tie.
The management of this site is so incompetent. I heard he runs the site from his bedroom with less than 5 employees.

He removes and adds any features when ever he has mood swings. If you complain they delete your post and ban you. Pathetic
RomanceRe: I Want An Educated Man Who Can Pray, Cook, Do Laundry, Loves PDA & Can ‘perform by Jackanda1(m): 3:21pm On Jun 21, 2024
SporaD8:
It's called "otolaryngologist" she didn't even know the spelling of what she wants.
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” is a figment of her unending imagination - no such word exist.
See as una carry matter for head. Meanwhile she's just catching cruise.
RomanceRe: Why Can't I Deactivate My Account On Nairaland Anymore? by Jackanda1(op): 3:12pm On Jun 21, 2024
Parydelegate:
After you don use your account campaign for BAT...u wan run deactivate m. You are not going anywheregrin
i on dey do again
RomanceRe: My Experience With Porn And Masturbation For 6 Years by Jackanda1(op): 3:05pm On Jun 21, 2024
rickleye:
Of and on 15 years
It is Shocking that you don't have any issue with erection?

Were you involved with Mastuxbxtn too?
RomanceRe: Why Can't I Deactivate My Account On Nairaland Anymore? by Jackanda1(op): 1:14pm On Jun 21, 2024
[quote author=Everyday247 post=130583535]You have joined the secret cult of Nairaland, we have all been joined together by bloodoath together forever to death do us part. Any Nairalander that tries to escape will be hunted down. For Apostasy is a sin against the Great cult of Nairaland.

DEATH TO ALL APOSTATE!!!

Praise Seun

Praise the the Mods

I offer my fattest Cow unto thee.
RomanceRe: Why Can't I Deactivate My Account On Nairaland Anymore? by Jackanda1(op): 9:07am On Jun 21, 2024
[quote author=DiskJokeyManic post=130582574]Dis forum just tire me,,,,,everytin bad is wrong wit dis Nairaland... Another painful and annoying part be say u no fit even deactivate ur acct because u lost ur Gmail,,,,, like dey cant even create other alternatives to deactivate instead dis useless stone age format dey are using
RomanceWhy Can't I Deactivate My Account On Nairaland Anymore? by Jackanda1(op): 3:18am On Jun 21, 2024
I created this thread here to gain more attention.

Mr seun, i have tried severally for months to delete my account off this site, to no avail.

I keep getting the message ' this feature has been disable, and would enabled in a week or two'.

Well, it been two months i can't deactivate.

Is this some sort of a game or trick to keep members from leaving?

I don't understand. You want more registered members count or what?


Does anyone have the same issue?
RomanceRe: My Experience With Porn And Masturbation For 6 Years by Jackanda1(op): 12:36am On Jun 21, 2024
rickleye:
I am different sha!
Porn heightens my sexual prowess. I wan mount any matured lady I see.
How long have you been on this? How many years?
RomanceRe: My Experience With Porn And Masturbation For 6 Years by Jackanda1(op): 9:23pm On Jun 20, 2024
Meedon:
You still the do am
I have abstained for 1year so far. Still low libido and other sexual wahala still persists.

I want people to know that porn and fap has no good benefits.
RomanceRe: Good morning by Jackanda1(m): 9:12pm On Jun 20, 2024
MrCork:
Liverpoll?...is that wot u homebase pepple call it there in nigeria..liverpoll??..u can never get visa to my country!((no oofense)) angry
I thought you are a Nigerian, living in Europe?
RomanceRe: My Experience With Porn And Masturbation For 6 Years by Jackanda1(op): 8:53pm On Jun 20, 2024
Davizee:
U just have to swear with the Bible
Swear with bible kwa?
CelebritiesRe: Davido Sues Sophia Momodu For Imade’s Custody by Jackanda1(m): 5:39pm On Jun 20, 2024
Pepperdemisback:
What's the valid point here, he went to rent a house because Sophie declared he is now deadbeat and absentia. Why didn't he bring up the suit before renting the apartment? Can he tell the date he last visited the child? Can he prove he was locked out? He used to host annual birthday parties for the Children but even absent when the mothers host now for about 3 years straight. The only thing he said recently was that he's promising I made he would visit soon, that's a proof he has been an absentia. The vehicle is quoting was on her 5th birthday, the girl is 9. He is a big liar and everyone knows that.
This person is Sophia momodu or a close relative. Nothing you fit tell me.
PoliticsRe: Russia Overtakes U.S As Biggest Gas Supplier To Europe (Photos) by Jackanda1(m): 5:14pm On Jun 20, 2024
ShinnBet:
AmeriKKKa is finished .

The US is a testament to Jewish corruption .
America is finished because Europe is getting cheap gas from Russia?
How so?
SportsRe: Victor Osimhen Takes His CAF Award To Olusoun Primary School (Photos) by Jackanda1(m): 8:45am On Jun 19, 2024
stuffs2002:
I think the person you quoted (psalmylee) is either Osimhen himself or a close family relation who is benefiting directly from Osimhen which is why he was so emotional and has been insulting everyone on this thread. people like him are sycophants and will only lead Osimhen to destruction.


cc: psalmylee
The Psalmylee guy is definately a teenager who doesn't know much about respecting elders, maybe due to lack of home training or teenage stupidity.

Take it easy on him. I'm sure he would learn with time.
SportsRe: Victor Osimhen Takes His CAF Award To Olusoun Primary School (Photos) by Jackanda1(m): 8:25am On Jun 19, 2024
psalmylee:
help am apologise na..
Craze dey worry u
The person you quoted is right. No need for insults. Osimhen suppose know as him dey talk.

Even if you're his fan, you shouldn't let emotions cloud your sense of judgement.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: My House Has Turned To Shrine, Man Laments Over Visual Artist Wife (Photos) by Jackanda1(m): 10:16pm On Jun 18, 2024
PinkNature:
May God punish me If I ever marry a woman without a skill.
Your moniker says you're a woman. Why you wan marry woman again? You be lesbbian?
FamilyRe: Lawyer Orchestrates Client's Arrest For Taking Her Picture With 'abusive' Husban by Jackanda1(m): 10:06pm On Jun 18, 2024
Mitsurugi:
Okay. I have washed my face with soap. Poor woman that finally exhibited her true traits outside. Go and bail the poor woman from custody if you are not a fool.

It's amazing how you lot exhibit stupidity in the bid to sound smart. Don't be a total mor.on. If you lack comprehensive skills a public forum is no place to exhibit that fact. You are clearly a dunce and a troubled soul. May God help you. Please remain on your lane.
I spit on your face again. You have absolutely no defence for your foolishness.

You call me a troubled soul. Agreed. Atleast i know my troubles and seeking solutions. I'm better off than you who is silly, miserable pathetic and doesn't know.

How can you demonize a woman who just got battered and lost her twin pregnancy? Can't you see that you're the dunce here?

I pray you sibbling or children pass through the predicament of this woman.
Foreign AffairsRe: G7 Agrees $50bn Loan For Ukraine From Russian Assets by Jackanda1(m): 3:42am On Jun 15, 2024
Elsueno:
Nukes were never thiers to begin with. They belonged to the soviet union WHICH LUNCH CODES WHERE EVEN IN RUSSIA AT THE TIME... Ukraine can't use the nukes, can't also maintain them. This information is already online, da hell is wrong with u U.S worshiping freaks, can't U research a bit before gubling Thier nonsense?
You are now given excuses. I thought agreement is agreement.
RomanceRe: 23-Year-Old Chinese Woman Marries 80-Year-Old Man, Sparks Controversy (Photos) by Jackanda1(m): 7:30pm On Jun 14, 2024
ShinnBet:
When asked why she married her 92yr old billioniare husband, the 23 yr old blond suddenly appeared angry and after some while she said "Geoffrey lied to me about his age". The interviewer asked, "So you didn't know he was 91?". To which she replied : "He told me he was 98!".

Moral of the joke being that some people need to reduce their age to get what they want , while in the case of our randy geriatric billionaire who has had his fair share of gold diggers , need to increase theirs to attract the right good digger hoping he will soon be dead.
At age 80, a man is closer to the grave as expected. What's the difference?
Foreign AffairsRe: Ukrainian Soldier Released From Russian Captivity Looks Emaciated (Photos) by Jackanda1(m): 7:06pm On Jun 14, 2024
Anigreat:
shocked



Exactly how Nigerians will look like, probably worst than this, if they mistakenly vote in Yekini Amoda next year. A word they say is enough for the wise, I won't say more than that.
You spoke the truth.
Foreign AffairsRe: G7 Agrees $50bn Loan For Ukraine From Russian Assets by Jackanda1(m): 7:04pm On Jun 14, 2024
mbos:
Germany of course he will simply increase the gas prices
Poor Germany would pay for this. grin
Foreign AffairsRe: G7 Agrees $50bn Loan For Ukraine From Russian Assets by Jackanda1(m): 7:02pm On Jun 14, 2024
Elsueno:
You are right, but no matter what, agreement na still agreement. If I give u my money for safe keeping & then u take the money & dash it( obviously Ukraine wouldn't pay back sisis) to ur acquaintance way dey fight with me. WITHOUT MY CONSENT just because YOU CAN.

THEN YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A THIEF & BULLY TOO.


To be fair, I don't even blame the U.S....Russia has being pussies when it comes to certain redlines, they REFUSED to retaliate & try to be reasonable Adults.... In life, sometimes u just have to be unpredictable otherwise people go just take u for a weakling
Wetin Russia wan do? Invade America? Lols

See your mouth, agreement na agreement abi. Ukraine gave up nukes with assurance that Russia won't invade them. How far today?
Foreign AffairsRe: G7 Agrees $50bn Loan For Ukraine From Russian Assets by Jackanda1(m): 6:57pm On Jun 14, 2024
Sapiosexuality:
Both are wrong. That's the point. A big sin and a small sin are both sin. They may be useful but they are wrong.
You refused to answer my question. You know Russian is wrong, but you're trying hard to defend her because of your hate for America.

And No, sin is not sin. There is a difference between someone stealing meat from your pot and someone breaking into your house, raping your sibling and stabbing you to death (God forbid).

The two can't be the same.
FamilyRe: Lawyer Orchestrates Client's Arrest For Taking Her Picture With 'abusive' Husban by Jackanda1(m): 6:47pm On Jun 14, 2024
Mitsurugi:
The lawyer works for the state. One of their responsibilities is to foster peace and settle parties. Even judges do that suo motu depending on the case. From the article it's not hard to see who the wahala came from in the marriage.
Firsly, You obviously don't know the work of a lawyer?

Secondly, the article says the husband beats up the wife and she lost a pregnancy of twins. A sane person can see that the poor woman needs to stay far from the man before she gets killed, but the oversabi lawyer wants to reconcile the marriage by force.

And you're here supporting the lawyer and blaming the poor woman. You're so pathetic and confused. I spit on your face.
Foreign AffairsRe: G7 Agrees $50bn Loan For Ukraine From Russian Assets by Jackanda1(m): 6:34pm On Jun 14, 2024
Sapiosexuality:
Both are wrong. That you are against Russia's madness in Ukraine does not mean you have to support something like this.
Which crime is worst? Russian military invading, Raping and Killing ukrainians or U.S.A siezing Russian money to rebuild and help poor Ukrainians?
Foreign AffairsRe: G7 Agrees $50bn Loan For Ukraine From Russian Assets by Jackanda1(m): 6:26pm On Jun 14, 2024
Sapiosexuality:
From Russian assets? Now this is wrong. Your money is not even your money.
But destroying Ukraine, Killing and molesting her citizens is right. Abi?

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