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My stake tripled 🙏🏿

RollinTNDA:
5FKLDN9

3 odds BET9ja for Odogwu men
Not for 5 naira putinoob stake

But China wey cause Coronavirus were allowed to travel🙄🙄🙄🙄

Why are they running?

Can't they overpower those Fulani boys

The sweet go reach everybody

It really exposed him as a Fraud

The United States military has destroyed six Iranian small boats and intercepted multiple cruise missiles and drones launched by Iran, according

This story is false.

He was already caught by the owner
As punishment. They use python and circle it on his legs.

The python feeling the heat of the boy bare leg thinking it is food then grips and tightens his body to strangle it which acts as a rope...

It was the owner that place the python on the thief legs so the python will curled up and hold the legs.

Python grip is very strong
So it feels like tight rope on his legs
What an evil clever punishment

Imagine they curl the python on his neck to strangle him. Dammmnnnn

My apartment is 10 mins walk from their house. I come to their house for food mostly

Nebes:
Get ready to pay your own rent and feed yourself. As you've grown very big, it might be time to move out of the house.

I respect her 100%
Na some of her mumu behavior I no like

happney65:
And make you kill her remain. Cos I dont understand wetin concern us with you and your Mama business

Change for the woman.
I don't tolerate nonesense at all

AKWATGOLD1:
So you give it to your mother Wotowoto right.

Boy!!!! Tinubu is desperate

Her: Collect so so from Sandra

Me: okay, anything else

Her: No

Silence as I wear shoe and step out

Immediately I open door and I'm outside

Her: And tell Sandra to bla blah

Me : ok I heard you

Enters car, start engine

Her: And also drop by the pharmacy to blah blah

Me : 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 wTF

You could have told me all this inside the house. Na until I step out you remember all these.

I warned her not to disturb me with that nonesense attitude. If you want to send person on errand be direct. Not giving person half half info

There is a very annoying behavior my mother has.

She will send you messages like

Go to block b and collect xx from Sandra

That is it. She will keep mute

You ask her mummy any other thing, she will say NO

Then when you open door and you are 1 foot going out.
SHE WILL STOP YOU AND ADD ANOTHER INFORMATION LIKE TELL SANDRA BLA BLA

Then you stop and listen and say okay

Before you make another step
She will call you back and say 1 more thing

Today she did it this morning
And I changed it for her
Which kind nonesense behavior be this??

I told her if you want me to go pick something for you. Tell me all information at once.

Not when I'm going out you start calling me back to tell me additional information.

Algeria was once 96% christians.
Now they are 0.3% christians

Turkey was once 82% christians
Now they are 11% christians

They have entered United kingdom UK
They will turn it to United Islamic Kingdom U.I.K

Reminds me of my Cousin

She threw a massive party during her graduation. Even printed jotters and soverginer.

As shayo enter my head I remember telling her to buy POS machine and join us graduate to hustle. Nothing dey labour force for this country. Excess graduates with zero jobs.
I told her she shouldn't be celebrating rather she should use this money to save for pos business

The mood on her face changed
She curse me wetin no good that night
Her friends come dey calm her lol

Lass lass she dey do sales girl now

A girl asking you for money straight up is the same as a guy asking for sex on 1st date.

What I do is.

If she ask for money.. I ask her for sex
If she refuse then I give her nothing.

Women think men are stupid

See Finish na Water

Na Russia knock down the jets not Iran
Iran no get capabilities to do this

Na Russia defense system fit do this

Russia do work. Iran chop the glory

The man too like fake news..
I'm tired of debunking all those Facebook fake news. Phoniex browser fake news and more

I'm planning on installing chatgpt for him
So he can fact check any story

It was sounding like a very good idea until I thought about how Chatgpt can overtake a person mind by giving them opinions that will change them drastically.

I'm stuck between showing him chatgpt
But he might start abusing it asking it some kind questions then he might go read one kind thing from chatgpt that will turn him to radical.

And trust me you don't want to deal with a radical old man🤧

Labour Party (LP), says he will work with every member of the African Democratic Congress (ADC) in spite of the corruption allegations against them.

Benue babes are one of the most horniest babes I've ever seen. ..

I only meet 3 Benue girls and they confirmed that Benue girls dey knack shege

You finish work😂😂

Kobojunkie:
Jerry is just one of the many other charlatans who use the gullible in lining his pocket and carressing his ego! He is no different from the Adeboyes, Guru Maharajis, Kumuyis, Oyedepos, etc. They are all of them fraudsters who profit from selling religious lies to the gullible. 😒😒😒

I believe you chairman

KnowledgePower7:
I have a roommate who follows Jerry Eze bumper to bumper.

Instead of this boy to go and find work
Early in the morning he will be shouting like animal speaking nonesense tongues.

I will go hustle come back and he I still indoor locked in his room.

I left that house in 2023

Guys guess what??..

This is 2026 3 years has passex
I link up with a friend of mine and he reminded of my former roommate.

We then went to his area
Omo this guy has nothing doing.
No job
Very poor face me I face you house

AND THE MUGU STILL DEY BLAST EL ROI

Pastor Jerry Eze using mugu like my roommate to cashout from YouTube

Meanwhile my rommie still dey shout reteremsjashodika serekeboboriba and still living in poverty 3 years later.

Me that don't follow such nonesense
I'm doing very well financially and planning on marriage soon.

Thank God I didn't fall trap to that nonesense

Judas is carriot go learn work from Gov. Abba

Ki11YurSev:
You mean your old Man issa first grade simp😮 abi nah me nor understand your ranting wella... Alienz🌚

The man dey shame me bro
He get PhD for Simping
He is a successful man but his only problem is he is too nice and worship his wife.
Mumsi come dey drag am like pet chuwawa
Do this, go here. Stop, turn left, turn right

As a guy I go discuss something with popsi
Next thing he go say let me discuss with your mum before I conclude.
Like seriously!!! Must you involve your wife!!
If mumsi come say No
Popsi will come and tell me your mother said it's not good idea. So I won't be part of it.

Like excuse me? Who is the man of the house??
I pray non of my kids inherit my father Simping DNA. It is actually shameful

budaatum:
And because you "have dated plenty Nigerian babes", all Nigerian babes are all like your mumsi, yet, your argument is based on all Nigerian men not being like your popsi?

Sorry, but your supposed logic is illogical, and I'd be very interested to read what you have to say when you marry a wife of your own.

My advise is, go get some uneducated woman from your village that you'd be more able to brutally handle, but make sure her family don't know you are brutally handling their daughter or they might not appreciate your brutality.

Also know that fear is not respect. You'd learn this as you grow if you don't already.

Fear is respect

We fear fire because we respect how deadly and brutal fire can be. That why we fear fire.

As for woman
They love it when you treat them bad
They view kindness as weakness

budaatum:
It seems to me like you assume every woman is like your "mumsi", so you plan to treat women like you think your dad should have treated your mumsi.

My only hope is you marry a woman who does behave like your mumsi so your conclusion is justified. It would be very sad if you marry a goddess who is gold but treat her like she is dross and a demon, because you'd end up finishing yourself recklessly and your children will suffer.

If I marry a goddess I go destroy her mentally first make she knows say she ain't shiiiit. And can't control Me!!!

Let her know say any nonesense
She is replaceable. Make her mind clear

That is the only way she will love you

OgaSeun:
Lol... You didn't know the mind of things your papa use your mama eyes see during their younger years...
Now he is getting the payback...
Be good with a woman from the onset...
I mean be brutally honest..
And she will be good to you..
But if you were maltreating during your younger years and now because age is no longer in your side you started forming Mr nice guy...
She go use your eyes see shege

How can a wife insult husband in front of children. Because he is kind and gentle

Omo my mama hit jackpot
Because if na me na uppercut she go chop

I think I got my mum craziness
My sister got the kindness of my dad
And her husband too dey exploit am

Wahala for who kind for this country

Once you are kind gentle and nice
Nigerian Women will squeeze you till last drop comes out.

I don't even know how my p man survives
But I swore to never ever ever be like him

budaatum:
It seems to me like you assume every woman is like your "mumsi", so you plan to treat women like you think your dad should have treated your mumsi.

My only hope is you marry a woman who does behave like your mumsi so your conclusion is justified. It would be very sad if you marry a goddess who is gold but treat her like she is dross and a demon, because you'd end up finishing yourself recklessly and your children will suffer.

Dey play

I have dated plenty Nigerian babes
I have observed that once you are nice with them they expoilt you and begin to take you for granted.

The way I brutally handle my mum
She gives me respect like mad.
My yes is my yes. My no is my no

No amount of her manipulation dey work on me. It is so bad that my popsi usually side with her

Tell me why is a 70 yr old man disturbing himself using washing machine to wash his wife clothes.
Only for the wife to complain that he is pouring water everywhere.

Walahi I look at my dad and I vow to never be like him. He is too nice.

And mumsi being a woman is milking his niceness to the max. I have never seen this type of lover boy nonesense.

The woman just dey suffer am
And he is still doing love love.
It can meva be me