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Oh well contrary to your 24 hours spent here, I do have a busy life offline, now grow up and run along

Chrisrare:
It seems u've been busy sucking bankers cocks to not know dat voting has begun...

I just voted for you

mimzy:
Copy this:

I vote for mimzy

Cc: NLJega

https://www.nairaland.com/3176659/miss-nairaland-contest-2016-elimination/25
Thanks a lot

vizkiz:
It's on already. You should go and vote

I vote

Mimzy

Cc:NLjega

Oh yes i'm fine thanks

Maxi112:
miss jade.

hope you're doing great?

Please when is the contest starting, let me take a 5mins break to vote. I'v been waiting for tomorrow since ages,now that it has finally come I can't waste my vote on ugly people. Ivyy mimzy and refiner has my votes but the best has it all. You ladies have tried, it's time to have a winner.

EnlightenedSoul:
He wants to shank, that's what. Be warned, my dear, but as to his parentage, cease comment, lol.

Buhaha I know his type! He has been ignored till eternity, he's a small boy. That trick doesn't work for me

Roflmao I love this thread

kossyablaze:
Boy go get a life.Prolly dey av sacked u from ur security job... U ain't a woman. Stop dis cheap attention seeking. The game u play, I make the rules. I referee it! If u need money, come get it.

Oga are u not too old for this?

iAmCharis:
You don't get it. There's no way he makes 5k daily when he plays on beach sand. I'm familiar with these local clubs. They don't even pay shít. Even if he does, what's the purpose of bringing it up?

I believe kanu Nwankwo started from somewhere. You all shouldn't be so excited trying to run someone down, that's bad blood. He ain't sitting at home or breaking stores to rob people, he didn't result to a gun, he's doing something however how little it is now. You guys should learn to encourage others

Bottom line is he gets 5k a day! Some of you bashing him don't get 200 naira after spending 10hours on nairaland. He may be making 5k today and 500k 2mrw, no condition is permanent. Shame on you guys bashing your fellow guy trying to hustle, y'all are sisis, fooling yourselves here!

Festivalofholi:
Just advising u gold-diggers. Feel free to let us know d ones u run after now since ur no longer chasing bankers.

Advice your mother, she needs it.

And who let this "thing" outa his cage? This jadekitana cum banker gist is getting stale,try something else.

Festivalofholi:
***This thread is to help all dis gold-diggers on nl to change their mentality of remaining jobless cos they feel guys are meant to take care of their financial needs.

****It is common knowledge dat nigerian women are mostly jobless pple who always depend on guys for all their financial needs. They feel they don't hav to work cos they've got pusssy and hence hav a god-giving right to be taken care of financially by us. U see dem on nl frm morning till night, especially pple like cruzita or wotever her name is, posting meaningless comments looking for likes and attention, while some do nothing but create dumb threads in order to look relevant. And for pple like jadekitana, going about chasing bankers offline is their major source of income.

****While its normal for us guys to spend money on u, these r reasons why u ladies also need to work and earn some money for urselves, rather than depending completely on dat smelly hole u've got between ur legs:

**(1)It increases ur value: Though a man can love a woman wholeheartedly if she's broke and jobless, but will definitely value u more if u actually do something to earn some money for urselves. Your value depreciates exponentially when pusssy is ur only achievement in life, and guys like me will always treat u like scum and take u for granted if ur life depends on our money. We will also treat u like sex objects and gold-diggers. So go get a job right now!

**(2)We admire a lady who works: we love to date a lady who works and earn some money for herself cos it will definitely ease her financial burden on us and d money we give to her will go a long way to complement d one she makes herself. But unfortunately, nigerian women don't want to work and thus remain jobless for life cos they've got pusssy. U see dem on nl screaming ''I don't want to date broke guys''.... Of course we know, dat will be suicide. Who will give u money to buy new bras and menstrual pads if u date broke guys?

***(3)Its for her own good: when a lady works, she'll be able to afford most things she wants without being a pest to a guy. Don't u ladies get tired of always disturbing us for recharge cards, money to replace ur torn panties and underwears, money to make a new hair after carrying d previous one for over nine months like pregnancy, money for clothes, make ups and even money for transport to come and visit us?? Ur visiting a guy and u can't afford money for transport.. Goan get job and earn urselves a little respect.

**(4)U will be useful to humanity: Most ladies due to chronic joblessness go into full time prostitution, thereby distributing AIDS and other STDs to d rest of humanity. Ladies go get a job now so u won't hav to take such desperate measure. U will also be able to assist ur family and loved ones financially.

**(5)U will be able to stay off nl for some time: Most nl ladies r so jobless dat u'll always see dem online wenever u log in. They r only offline wen dey run out of MB or r having low ba3s. Some like ireneony r so addicted to nl dat dey've entered nl hall of fame due to d amount of time spent on nl creating silly threads and posting daft comments. Get a job, and u wont hav dat much time to be on nl, and u'll earn a little respect frm us.

**(6)U will be able to live an independent life if u wish: Most ladies r not ready to go into any relationship with a guy due to commitment or other reasons. They wish to remain single at least for d time being. But dey cant afford to, cos dey need a guy to take care of their financial needs, thus, dey start a relationship with a guy. And despite not being happy in d relationship, dey remain in it even if guys turn dem into punching bags and abuse dem violently, cos dey've got no choice. If dey dare leave d abusive relationship, dey'll starve to death cos dey've refused to work.

**(7)Joblessness of a lady leads to desperation: Most times, due to joblessness, women become desperate to hook up with guys, especially guys who r rich. These r d types u see rolling on d floor at shiloh, praying for a guy to come liberate her frm wretchedness. U see some of dem on nl creating threads and asking for where and how to attract rich guys in Lagos. While others like hadez spend their day on nl checking out guys' dp to know d rich ones and den stylishly go after dem. Guys, if ur interested in any of these faceless imps, just put on a nice dp as if ur rich, and watch pple like hateu2 run after u like she's running after lalsticlala. Some just give up completely and decide to woo us directly.

**(U can discover ur other hidden talents: When u have d spirit of making money without depending on ur pusssy, u'll be able to esploit different ways of making money and in d process, u may discover a talent in u. U can learn frm peeps like linda ikeji, genevieve, tiwa savage and d likes. If dis ladies had decided to depend on a guy for their financial needs, they wouldn't have discovered their wonderful talents.

***So ladies, what r u still waiting for? Goan start preparing ur CVs and application letters right now...

donkizzydaboss:
aunt jade been a while,how you doing?and for your ques,this my one and only moniker

Hmmm if you say so.

youngest85:
smiles.... I knw u hate broke guyz wt passion!

Naah I don't hate broke guys, I just don't like lazy guys.

What is your original moniker?

donkizzydaboss:
Note:the character they exhibit on the forum is what am refering to...xo who is the most humble nairalander you come across??

Lsofdk:
[color=teal]will like to meet mimzy creamish sinaj kingcheezypuff halfricanadian smellymouth lezz muva iamlegend butchcassidy postmann jadekitana mrsphyno leriebloom cherryice…ah them plenty
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youngest85:
I would like to meet jadekitana but no money!

It's very simple, if someone isn't into you don't force it. You don't only disgrace yourself, the respect is totally gone. People fall out of love for one reason or the other, trying to force them to come back wouldn't help the situation.

I and my friends were having a ladies night out and a dude came to say hi. Ofcourse I greeted him back because he didn't mean any harm, he was just being friendly. And 30mins later some random lady walks into the rest room to ask me funny questions in an authoritative way.

I'm like e gba mi o, do I know you? Are u a police? Go ask your boyfriend why he came to our table or are u gonna warn every lady here.

For the ladies who do that shit of policing your bfs, going through his phone and all, is that gonna change the fact that he may meet someone fantastic tomorrow and dump you? Most of these guys are seriously choked, they want out. And being too possessive and dramatic worsens everything! If your man is cheating, use your senses and leave. If u can't, settle things amicably. Don't go about asking all his friends about him, killing yourself or warning every lady, it reduces your value greatly.

Btw i'm missed Thesonofmark and lalasticlala so much.

Who is this?

MRNipples:
OK people, ladies and gents, whats the highest amount of money your lover gave to you and the highest you gave him or her? as for me highest highest amount of money i have given to a lady is 200 naira. yes just for recharge card. mind you im not stingy but the ladies im attracted to are the kind that always wants to spend on me. the highest i have been given is 400 thousand naira by a jadekitana type of lady, always forming hard to get and calling guys golddiggers online but i chop 99% of her money in the bank. based on fine guy with pink lip level. "jadekitana just pray make i nor see you offline.

me no understand you o

firstking01:
Lol, but i have to, inother to show you my intend

firstking01:
And i said i like you, the iss is, you are never smart enough to notice it...you always mistook it for hatred cos i'm always stiffled whenever i qoute you

Why did u modify the post? You shouldn't have.

firstking01:
And i said i like you, the iss is, you are never smart enough to notice it

Then get out!! Shove your likeness down your spine.

firstking01:
Shey you no know say i like you

Like ke people who like me ain't my enemies