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JoeBlocks:
LOL. My dear, if I'm truly interested in you, you'd be groveling at my feet my. LOL.

Funny

roflmao

Lasveg:
wot r u doing in her thread, oya join those trolls and start licking her ass

JoeBlocks:
Ah please oh, don't laff, because while they're licking your ass, and you're laughing, they might be forced to stick a dick in there. Lmao.

Joseph1832 abi what's that your moniker sef, be gone from me, ain't interested!

dare2differ:
It seems like you are that agbaya called Gbadalaya. If you haven't noticed, they have done their worst and I am here still standing.

You need to concentrate more on yaself. And you could definitely start by saving us the bull crap. Right now, it seems like you and mamagee3 suffer from the same or similar mental illness.

First things first if I have a problem with anyone, I thrash the person and move on. Tell the mods who are your friends to do a proper check, Jade has just one moniker, she's no jobless coward opening multiple accounts just because of a mere contest. I don't know why you and your cohorts are pained for nothing. Is it because of the money? Or why so much brouhaha because of an Internet thing? I'm too busy for such i'm only interested in creating "annoying" threads. Now drink a glass of water, before your phone turns red with venom!

MUVA:
Thought you liked the dude

Lasveg:
Make sure u concentrate on d middle of Jade's ass wen licking it.

Oluwa o I wan die for laugh o this is too much.

BentleyRoyce:
you will be figured out soon. Watch out

Abeg free me o, I no get power you would only turn detective for nothing.

dare2differ:
Another banker?

Ori e ko PE!

It seems you take things too personal here from your signature. You had better take a chill pill to avoid insults from them boys it's not every accusation you defend, ignore most times.

Chai

Lasveg:
Nigga if u dont like my comment, u can also join those trolls and kiss jade's ass.

MUVA:
Chai! The guy go don squeeze your breast taya

It's not funny!!

Team mimzy check my signature! The crown is hers.

JAYEFF:
It could be that you were too dense to figure it did happen

Interesting!

Lasveg:
Have u kissed jadekitana's ass today??

*dies* oh no *dies again*

JoeBlocks:
Did you know whether he removed your clothes and molested you, while you slept, then later, put it back on?

Really?? Have you done that before? I'm shocked at your thoughts, too deep

Lasveg:
Nl is always boring without dis gal. Welcome back

Kikiki thanks dear

MUVA:
But wait o, since you were drunk, how are you so sure that he didn't you?

I would have been nakeed but I slept with my clothes on.

Yuneehk:
She's really a good writer. While reading, it felt like I was watching a nollywood movie.

This is no movie my dear, I'm always hyperactive and love hanging out a lot, hence I meet lots of people , life is too precious to be an introvert, live, make money and have lots of fun! That's my motto

I dey come let me go and do small amebo

What I experienced last night is still making me speechless till now, it seems i'm In another world o. I still can't believe what this stranger did.

I jejely took myself to shaunz bar to unwind due to my poor performance this week,i was totally angry because of the multiple polite insults I received from my boss, I decided to uplift my spirit since it was karaoke night. It's been a while I took long Island iced tea so I requested for it. That's how I was enjoying one lady's performance when this dude walked up to me and asked why I was sitting alone. I replied his question with an answer that since when has it become a crime for a lady to sit alone to have a glass of tequila.

He asked why I was rude, in my mind I was like "who be this one sef" carry your wahala and be going, i'm not in the mood. He introduced himself as b***y and said he was a staff of Fcmb. My brain formatted immediately I was like see another banker demon,not today lucifer, not today! He refused to leave even when I showed an "I don't care attitude" he kept cracking jokes.

See me laughing hard 20mins later o, unlike the dude who was dragging a plate of Asun with me,this one ordered an expensive wine and peppered snails for us! He was fun, he cracked lots of jokes, his friends and colleagues came around,they didn't believe we just met cos the bonding was cool. That's how I stood up to the rest room when I noticed the ground was suddenly uneven,i started seeing double. At first I panicked because obviously I was tipsy, I didn't realise I had taken too much cos the fun and jokes were off the hook. I came back and told him I would be leaving immediately,he asked if I drove, I said no! That i'd call a cab. He objected that it wasn't safe, I don't know how to knew I was tipsy. He took excuse from his friends and offered to drop me home! I panicked, I objected, he insisted. Grabbed his keys,settled the bouncers at the door and helped me down the staircase.

I sha remember I was laughing and talking too much inside his car, I still remembered the direction to my house thankfully. We got to my gate, he helped me outa the car, carried me to my flat, I brought out my keys, he opened the burglary and handed the keys back to me and said "drink a lot of water and sleep, tomorrow you would laugh at yourself, goodnight" I remember pulling his hand and hugging him, he reciprocated but that was it. He left without looking back. I just woke up and remembered we never exchanged contacts, I know his branch. Fcmb would see me next week!

So there are some nice Bankers afterall i'm still in shock.

balash:
The worsst part of this nonsense is that ur posts are mainly on trending topics and it's brewing kiddish acts, u should take ur time in creating topics please

Don't come and die on trivial issues o, take a chill pill, it's necessary.

MUVA:
Make mimzy borrow ur siggy small na?

Ok

Pose of the century you look good. Please keep casting and binding o, those SA chicks have no joy kikiki, let's chat better tomorrow i'm off to bed

Toks2008:
Sweet heart i dey o...presently in S.A for a week assignment.

Hope you are good? i must confess that this thread turned me on considering the crazy cold weather here and i really feel like doing crazy stuffs right now but i have been binding and casting since few days now...the bad ass chicks here are not helping matters as all of them get am like trade mark lol...

Nice reading from you...stay blessed dearie...latters.

Here is a quick snap i took today lol...

MUVA:
Jadekitana

Yes

Smellymouth:
[b]MIMZY

you are the one that I look at as heavenly
you are the one that I adore
and I know I can die for you see

My angel
the one that makes me smile
my angel
the one that gives me joy
the one that makes me strong
when I'm in the midst of temptation
you are the one that makes me feel
like I'm a ruler of a blessed nation

So I say I dey feel like MUVA eee!
because you love (love me)
I dey feel like IamLEGEND1 !
because you care for me
(care for me care for me)
I dey feel like Lalastikh.lala
because you fine like Jadekitana

I dey feel like Cremish
because you dey burn my heart
dey like Lezzlie
because you dey fight for me
(fight for me)
I dey feel like postmann ooo
because you dey high me
(high me)

See see this love! eeh
no be small matter
(matter matter)
me and you mimzy

Go dey together forever (ever ever)
and no other man
can put us asunder (asunder)
that's why I promise to love you

till the end of my life (life life)
see this girl
I dey harsh for her matter
If you try her no be small quanta
me and you go enter the same
one bata (bata)

Mimzy I see ya!! [/b]

Wow this is so so creative, thumbs up smellymouth you rock team mimzy

Always exclude my moniker from dis kinda discussions

Dexema:
the world has and is evolving into a cruel place where sex has become sport, a source of "relief", where emotions are damned and chastity is frowned at. Men find it easy to have sex for fun and outwit a female opponent ( or a trophy f*ck if u like) but ladies are learning and catching up fast, I will enjoin you to stick to that dude that's giving it to u if both of you have something special, cos these days nobody can be trusted...I don't even trust me.
NB: I believe jadekitana is just forming tough woman, let her meet that guy that has her password and see how she suddenly becomes "dundee united"

Soldiers are humans, they could protect you and all but the day you mess up sorry for you. Hope your face can collect slaps and blows? Better still koboko

discoprophet:
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C'mon! Lekwa ishi ya! Cool down jare!

See something o

firstking01:
Mtcheeews

firstking01:
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alobright17:
Jadekitan,you've been missing in action for a while,abi you dey follow go CCT hearing?

Work work work target or sack.

HurricaneMIMZY:
Good. Love makes the world a less harsher clime to exist in.

Be beautiful. Be happy. Be witty. Be TeamMimzy.



Vote-Mimzy-As-Miss-Nairaland-2016

It's Mïmzy for sure