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Friends with benefit is the best form of relationship! No strings attached. Either of them could walk out anytime without issues.

You can very well have sex without emotions attached.

IamLEGEND1:
yeah,there was this very perverted girl last month who used to live near me......she'll just be touching me anyhow, molesting & sexually assaulting me....I sha reported her to my Pastor and she was advised not to kontinu her detestable actions.

You reported her to your pastor? Why do I find that hard to believe? Something tells me you reciprocated her actions very well

Mediapace:
First time on jadekitana's thread so i will not spit trash.
If i was to be that pervert,i will keep touching until i get to the centre point and if anyone hears,i will tell them you said you love me.
Meanwhile op are you a medical student?


**No one should quote me except OP**

Love gini lol. I read engineering

JoeBlocks:
You attended uniben?

Yes Mr phd

discoprophet:
Why didn't you go up to him to say "hi"?

That wouldn't have been ok! He would have been shy and disorganised. It was best I left silently unnoticed.

dollyjoy:

Hypolyta:
I wish not to go to the details.. Pretty nasty

Nasty? ha ok!

Kingsasian:
I know that they will soon come online to spew rubbish of how guys touched their privates and all like they haven't done the same as well.
I have had experiences from some ladies but not in the mood to type.

Privates? anyway what ever anyone says shouldn't be your headache! This isn't a war thread for who has touched who, since u decided not to share yours let others do.

Leave proposal and run, thank me later

Keepinhope:
He officially proposed to me never to her.
But I think I should leave 2 of them together.

Hypolyta:
We've all been touched by a pervert at some point

Share your experience if you ain't the shy type! Although I see no reason why you should be.

I just read a thread about a guy touching a female in class and got multiple slaps. I felt pity for the guy actually because he alone understands what's wrong with him hence kept mute.

I remember years ago I boarded a bus from ring road to Main gate and this very gentle cute student sat close to me. As usual my ears were plugged and my bag was on my laps. Ofcourse there was no way I could ever think someone whose hands were folded would do something strange! The conductor collected our fares hence I didn't move my bag again till we almost got to the park. I removed my ear piece to put my phone in my bag when I noticed something!

This dude gently slid his hand under my bag and placed it on my laps,i never would have known because of the weight of my bag. I was really furious and looked at him like dude what the fvck are you doing? But to my surprise this guy was in another world! He was lost, he didn't even notice I had caught him. It was when I slapped his hand he came back from wherever he went to!

He was so so embarrassed and started apologising immediately, I couldn't even escalate the whole thing considering how he was pleading. I was just speechless!! This guy had a lovely sweet voice,he was cute, why then did he do such a thing.

Few days later I went to read at medical complex, I saw a group of medical students reading and preparing for a group presentation. Their group leader stood up and was addressing them,correcting their mistakes, he carried everyone along,obviously he was good. I looked closely at this group leader,ofcourse I couldn't forget the face so soon,he was the dude in the bus. For a split second I had tears gathering in my eyes, the guy addressing this group was totally different from the pervert I saw! I just packed my books and left, I didn't even know why I had tears in my eyes.

What's the rationale behind this action? Is it shyness, inferiority complex, not been able to have sex, strict upbringing, emotional trauma, perversion, brain damage or what? It's something I can't fathom.

They look very dirty! This can't be Nigerians, these ones reek un civilisation and "mumury" how can someone tie wrapper to a pool? The guys look dirty.

Lezzlie:
I've counted several things we have in common, the more I count, the more I believe you aren't a coincidence. Written in the stars.


Mimzy it is then, romanceland is the nerve centre of NL, and we're obliged to prove to other sections that we've got beauty and brains as well.

I see those attributes in one contestant only.

Mimzy:

The more I look at her, the more I come to realise the other contestants were created by God alright, but Mïmzy, She's constructed from the best and finest clay by God himself!

I didn't bother to look at other contestants! When the competition starts i'd see them. Though Estharfabian strikes me as a very intelligent person, I don't know the other lady. Mims has this mature look and aura! I believe the questions would be a piece of cake for her to answer cos she debates well. It's Mims then btw I'v replied your mail

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refiner:
...vote equally for me!!!....

u can vote more Dan one!

donbenedict:
no betta babe jus no wan contest

No better babe? The ones wey full ground nko? Do u need angelina jolie? ha. Your taste is very high o

Lezzlie:
You have a candidate? I sure don't know about that.

Who might that be?

I nominated Refiner, creamish and mimzy! Creamish declined, refiner wasn't really sure, I checked mimzy's pic she was really cool and judging from her threads and responses, she's intelligent as well. So final candidate for me is Mimzy

donbenedict:
So who will I support nw

See question

JoeBlocks:
I'm going for my Phd I'll have you know. You think I'm all this without that? Gurl please...

If not for experience, I wouldn't have been where I am today, so, once again, naivete should keep mute when experience speak. Lol.

Go for your phd then!! I consider that a better experience.

JoeBlocks:
Actually in this contest, the more the merrier...

Naivete should keep mute when experience speaks.

I hope this your experience adds to your CV in real life? Else it's a waste! Invest this experience on something tangible.

Lezzlie:
I come and go as I please when office schedule allows me, mostly for fun!

I see you know who it is behind the moniker you quoted last. Nice sense of observation. Another plus.

Ok June still stands then

Ofcourse I do, but I really don't give a quarter fvck to side talks especially when I have a candidate to support. The essence of the contest is to have fun and produce a winner,i'm gonna stick to that.

Lezzlie:
Hey! You should be up in the podiums too.

Are you changing your mine about June?

Lol not yet, I hope something doesn't come up! By the way how often do you come to lagos?

IamWestAfrican:
Instead of signing up so you could win the grand prize, you are busy dulling yourself.

Don't you think that 50 grand would take great Carmel strides in putting a fugitive full stop to your freeloading of "unsuspecting bankers" whom you latterly upbraid online on the basis of parsimony?.

In as much as you trying to be sarcastic rebel I wouldn't grant your wish at all, I don't wanna contest because this isn't my thing! I believe that shouldn't be a problem to you considering you already have a candidate you vehemently supporting. The fewer the better!!

Creamish:
Hey Jade! Sup?

I'm good babe, I just saw your mail, replied you.

mimzy:
I'm ready Bae..
Voting will commence on another thread I guess

Ok no probs

73 pages already? Wow that's some progress! Mimzy hope you getting ready for this? When we go begin vote abeg?

Ask jade ke

Slapsticker:
this piece was penned on the assumption that when a man is made, a woman can't offer nothing. I think that's a fallacious assumption. Give it a thought again. not alll ladies are broke dependent parasites.

Talking about Tuface and Annie, I think that's a wrong example to grace your point. If Annie had something to offer she wouldn't marry a guy who has fathered many nations. ask dj cuppy if she would wish to marry a guy with baby mamas. dj cuppy could be a way intangible. Let's ask jadekitana.

baddyoosha:
jadekitana this could be our baby but am a banker although I bank from home

I haven't created a thread today o some people need to drink hate/beef poison early let's weed out the cretins here! Chai wetin happen today sef? Lemme think some may already be urinating as i'm typing kikikiki

Chai one Idiots mouth is just smelling here! Halitosis is real men fake idiot jumped in to throw shades, Mr idiot funny thing is you never quote me for reasons best known to you I guess, hence I wouldn't quote you as well! Please I beg you in heavens name, quote me directly then we take it up from there.

thanks dear but let's support mimzy

flokii:
NOT ALWAYS TRUE!

everyone can't contest na... likewise every contestant can't win

I know of a smart damsel by d name Jade who can get d prize without any stress atal.... buh not interested

so lock up

no homo at all

mimzy:
Awwwww. *tearsofjoy*

Don't i just love you already NoHomoThough

ipledge10:
why dont you contest since you are the hottest and the most beautiful gal on nl...or are you scared of using your real picture...i want you to contest, I promise you my support

Thanks dear but not this year! I'd rather support my nominee and just watch.