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According to new report, Cristiano Ronaldo is in a gay relationship with a hunky Moroccan kickboxer, it has been sensationally claimed. It is alleged the Real Madrid star, 30, regularly jets to Morocco after training for ‘cuddles’ with friend Badr Hari.
According to Spanish press, the Portuguese forward has frequently been flying to North Africa after sessions on his £14million private jet to spend time with Hari, 30.
And Daniel Riolo — a contributor on French television show ‘Touche pas a mon sport’ — incredibly hinted that pair were more than just friends. The studio audience was heard gasping

when Riolo said: “Ronaldo takes three or four jets a week to see a friend in Morocco to cuddle.”
The three-time Ballon d’Or winner recently shared a series of photos on a holiday he took with Hari. He was pictured lifted in Hari’s arms with the caption “Just married. Always there to pick you up, bro” Other snaps of the trip shared a candle-lit image of a traditional Moroccan meal, as well as a picture of the pair post “wedding”.The unfounded claims were made despite Ronaldo being linked with a number of beauties throughout his career. Ronaldo famously had a five-year relationship with Russian beauty Irina Shayk but the pair split after he admitted to sending various flirty messages to women across the globe. You can see more pictures from the source

SOURCE: http://jadmc..com.ng/2015/12/this-is-serious-cristiano-ronaldo.html
thesun.co.uk

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A woman claims that her mixed race baby was fathered by Michael Jackson's ghost - and is now suing his estate for child support
According to Now8News, Kiera Johnson said that she was watching the 2-hour Michael Jackson 30 Year Anniversary Special on DVD.

When she got to MJ’s performance of Thriller, however, her eyes grew heavy and she found herself dozing off.It was at this point that things got a little strange...

The 32-year-old explained:

“All of a sudden, I was awakened by a hand caressing my face. But I was home alone; my husband was at work.“The next thing you know, I’m having this erotic encounter with Michael Jackson. But it wasn’t the white Michael Jackson, he was black, and dressed like he was straight out of the Thriller video. “I told him to stop, but he would listen.”

Kiera dismissed the encounter’ with Michael Jackson as nothing more than a strange dream.
However, on 25th September 2015, she and her husband - also white - welcomed their third child together.

“Everything was going well with the birth,” said her husband Ken.“But then when I saw my son, and he was black, I said ‘What the hell is this!’ I was in absolute shock. That’s when Kiera told me about her terrifying dream.

“I think it’s wrong what happened and that’s why we are suing Michael Jackson’s estate. We just want a decent amount of child support to help raise his son.”

Kiera insists she has never cheated on her husband Ken with anybody of any race. And Ken, who dubs Kiera as his “queen”, says he trusts and believes her completely.

The Johnsons say they are willing to accept an out-of-court negotiation and are giving the Jackson family until 1st January 2016 to respond.The Jackson family have yet to respond publicly to the allegations.
SOURCE: www.jadmc..com

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Congratulations to John Legend and his wife Chrissy Teigen who both broadcasted that they are pregnant and expecting their first child together!
Chrissy said: John and i are so happy to announce that we are pregnant As many of you know, we have been trying to have a baby for a while now. it hasnt been easy but we kept trying because we cant wait to bring our first child into the world and grow our family. we are so excited that it is finally happening. Thank you all for all your love and well wishes. i look forward to the belle touching

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So sad....very sad...rip to her soul and may d lord give their family d strength to survive d loss and move on....d lord knws best...m

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Nov 7th

LOL

Dis girls r rili iron,going extra 30mins wit such eneegyy has rili bit my immagination

Dat no 8 has got my head spinning.....looks lik teddy bear

I luv dat girl wit no 8 jersey.....she is d preetiest among d iron ladys I luv dat girl wit no 8 jersey.....she is d preetiest among d iron ladys

Nigeria is on it,these iron girls r rili suprising me

I need to meet and chat wit asable,where r u.....someone is lookin for u.if u knw her,inform her abeg

Lost

My nairaland crush is asable,I rili want more of her.There is somtin special abt her

Wetin I do u kunbee

Lol,u r free always

She cums in a min or 2 of intense romance n I can't hav sex without romance especially when m wit d one I luv ,I enjoy romance to sex..her main problem is d weakness part.she becomes very weak n sleep in few mins.its very annoying

GUYS! Can u remember back then 2go dey shark guys brain. D main tin then was to catch one bobo or babe through the social network n nxt tin is to plan on how to meet .....let's share stories on how we meet different guys or babes n the funny tins that followed. I can remember then,I met dis girl called favour tru my frnd emeka.Emeka was actually d one dat shared me wit the girl...so me n d favour continued chattin and as sharp bobo I cum dey chyk the girl but there is one funny tin abt the babe (she don't put her pics) finally we agreed on meetin on vals day 2012 after she has agreed to my advances .Bobo cum prepare ooo wear better shirt n trouser wit nice perfume dey head to the meeting venue,on gettin to the venue I pack one side n called her no n she said she was on her way... I waited and during those periods if any sharp girl pass I will say in my mind let it be dis girl oooo n if I see any wowo babe ,I wil jst chin up n say in my mind let it not be u oooo n don't come near me.na dis small game I dey play in my mind till my phone rang n I lOoked at d screen n it was my dear favour .I happily picked d call n she told me dat she has seen me dat she is approachin towards me,on sighting d girl my mind n everytin flew away.she was clearly d definiton of wowo n black,kai! I felt lik running or disappearin but I can lift my feet.she was approachin me wit a smile n I don't knw wht to do .she finally came close n gv me a hug n I formed one silly smile n said wlc.to cut d story short,after dat day our swthrt n internet romance stopped.I felt very bad n anytime I remember dis experience I wil always smile....Oya gus share urs,I knw some people r already smiling rememberin theirs

Idowuogbo: Well you have two options, let her go and search for another babe that'll satisfy your sexual needs or you continue to endure till dem demons wey u no gree release go explode inside ya belle.
Let me call in my Sexuality lecturers.
Dytbabe and Lypentra!!! Another one done land eèe.... Please treat this patient with care

. U dey always perceive my perfume but dis tym around,it won't work for u