Agybabe:
huh?

my swt love where hv u been?i've been searching for u like a lost treasure

jimmy4x:
Lolz...u dey come meet me for house :\

which house?

Unibenstudent: Ok, i willl apply to Mr whoever now, where and how do i meet the Mr

lol....anyhow..anywhere

Sarimah:

my swt potato sarimah,i haven't seen ur PM,emptyhen is fvcking slow rite here,hp u re fyn?

My nairaland crush is asable,I rili want more of her.There is somtin special abt her

Ladystewie: do you

why not

so wat does it mean

Dreyl: why not

Cv {b.sc in Harvard studied banking m.sc in romance ,p.hd in cooking?

Sarimah: lol....anyhow..anywhere

Ladystewie: so wat does it mean

i knw but i won't tell u

Unibenstudent: Cv {b.sc in Harvard studied banking m.sc in romance ,p.hd in cooking?

p.hd in cooking? Jeeez! u're automatically employed! U can start work immediately

Dreyl: my swt potato sarimah,i haven't seen ur PM,emptyhen is fvcking slow rite here,hp u re fyn?

how many girls only you? !!

Ok ,so grateful to be employed, byebye to singleness. so what roles would i playing in this company called sarimah ventures

Sarimah: p.hd in cooking? Jeeez! u're automatically employed! U can start work immediately

Unibenstudent: Ok ,so grateful to be employed, byebye to singleness. so what roles would i playing in this company called sarimah ventures

byebye to singleness keh? U are being employed as my crush not my husby

O.m.g , am afraid ma but can i submit and write a resignation letter?

Sarimah: byebye to singleness keh? U are being employed as my crush not my husby

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....ok i confesss....i have a crush on 21 females on nairaland and only 14 are light skin...7 are darskin and only 3 are half cast....but i will not disclose ther names yet!

spill it
now

MrCork: ....ok i confesss....i have a crush on 21 females on nairaland and only 14 are light skin...7 are darskin and only 3 are half cast....but i will not disclose ther names yet!

Sarimah: which house?

I dey ur school o

Sarimah: p.hd in cooking? Jeeez! u're automatically employed! U can start work immediately

Hey! We need to talk!

Ladystewie: spill it
now

.. hangon....so u wan me to mention the names os all 16 females I nyanshed from Nairaland?

abeg am talking about crushes oh
not ladies you've sexed

MrCork:


.. hangon....so u wan me to mention the names os all 16 females I nyanshed from Nairaland?

Sarimah: how many girls only you? !!

it's only u i have oh the others re fake

Sarimah ure cute n dat body u got?! musto ff asap

Kindly follow back

Sarimah: byebye to singleness keh? U are being employed as my crush not my husby

jimmy4x:
I dey ur school o

u can lie ehn

Danhumprey: Hey! We need to talk!

hmmmm ok

Dreyl: it's only u i have oh the others re fake

taah!

Sarimah: u can lie ehn

Honestly, I dey serious, na y I dey message you for whatsapp na buh u never reply

dadoctore: Sarimah ure cute n dat body u got?! musto ff asap

tanx

*silently follows conversation/*grabs a bag of pop corn*like Michael Jackson did in thriller video

Sarimah: hmmmm ok

Unibenstudent: Kindly follow back

ok

jimmy4x:
Honestly, I dey serious, na y I dey message you for whatsapp na buh u never reply

wah u doing in my skul?