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Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Mouka Buries 2nd Wife, Joy Years After Burying 1st Wife In 2010 by JagabanB: 1:48pm On Sep 18, 2024
MrBrownJay1:
we are talking about the BILLIONS of innocent people who died because of religion...but hey, keep telling yourself that the world is a better place thanks to religion.

i enjoy educating you on the subject, now if you want to pretend that everything i wrote is false and that religion has never killed billions of innocent people (and counting), then so be it. thats your opinion and you are entitled to it (however deluded i think it is)...

the fact does NOT lie:
A) religion is what was used to go exterminate billions of indigenous people around the world, under the guise of spreading xtianity
B) all the crusades that killed BILLIONS of people were all due to religion
C) Hitler used religion as his claim to higher race (aka CHRISTIAN IDENTITY), thus why he went to invade Poland and was exterminating jews
D) the Bosnian war was a RELIGIOUS WAR. the only reason there was a war is because when Bosnia got its independence from Yugoslavia, xtian Serbs didnt want the muslims Serbs to control the country... thus why the Bosnian war started,
E) the Gaza conflict is a RELIGIOUS WAR. which started in 1948 when 200k Palestinians were removed/displaced from their homes to make place for the jews thus they became refugees in Gaza...while both jews/muslims in the area laying claims to that piece of land due to religious beliefs. thus starting countless wars in the area for the past +70years.
F) xtianity killed billions of people in Africa thanks to colonialism.

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/08/kiss.gif
The topic is about Nigeria, Christianity and pastors in Nigeria, religion in Nigeria, so I am still waiting for you to tell me the church where pastors asked members to come with human sacrifice for financial breakthrough, do this simple task instead of typing empty words.
TV/MoviesRe: Rate A Nairalander’s First AI Generated Film by JagabanB: 9:12pm On Sep 17, 2024
LOSKYXANDER:
So I invested some time to learn film generation using artificial intelligence tools. I just created my first film inspired by the events surrounding the 2023 Niger Republic Coup.
Everything you see in the film was AI generated, including the soundtracks. I hope to keep improving though.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oisNmwobYa4?si=25rQsTLfS3grSO7q
This is impressive, you can actually generate full movie as time goes on while telling African stories and that will be highly commendable.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Mouka Buries 2nd Wife, Joy Years After Burying 1st Wife In 2010 by JagabanB: 8:38pm On Sep 17, 2024
MrBrownJay1:
in life you can be educated, or you can continue foolishly being brainwashed, the choice is yours. as i said early, i repeat:
A) religion is what was used to go exterminate billions of indigenous people around the world, in the guise of spreading xtianity
B) all the crusades that killed BILLIONS of people were all due to religion
C) Hitler used religion as his claim to higher race (aka CHRISTIAN IDENTITY), thus why he went to invade Poland and was exterminating jews
D) the Bosnian war was a RELIGIOUS WAR. the only reason there was a war is because when Bosnia got its independence from Yugoslavia, xtian Serbs didnt want the muslims Serbs to control the country... thus why the Bosnian war started,
E) the Gaza conflict is a RELIGIOUS WAR. which started in 1948 when 200k Palestinians were removed/displaced from their homes to make place for the jews thus they became refugees in Gaza...while both jews/muslims in the area laying claims to that piece of land due to religious beliefs. thus starting countless wars in the area for the past +70years.
F) xtianity killed billions of people in Africa thanks to colonialism.

now, you can take this education and get enlightened or remain brainwashed...the CHOICE IS YOURS!!!
From A to F.
U typed sh*t which shows how ignorant u are, ur ignorance is topnotch and ignorance rooted in emotions is very dangerous to it's victim.
Back to my question which I asked in the earlier mention, which church in our society today asks their members to bring human sacrifice, can u tell me?
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Mouka Buries 2nd Wife, Joy Years After Burying 1st Wife In 2010 by JagabanB: 8:34pm On Sep 17, 2024
MrBrownJay1:
are you saying that, after killing billions of people and exterminating entire races all over the world to thereafter steal their land and their natural ressources for generations, to thereafter turn the Vatican into one of the richest country on earth, this Christianity is considered better than others (because a few people believe in ritual killing)?!?! better yet, are you claiming that ALL AFRICAN GODS AND DEITIES BELIEVE IN RITUAL KILLING?!



its called CULTURE and IDENTITY... and no matter how long you pretend to be white following that white man's religion, you will never be white and this religion will never be for you. there is a reason why these people decided to go all over the world to spread their venom, and this sure aint for peace... they brought HELL to the world, they killed billions and that can never be associated with PEACE.



its that same western religion that told you that witches should be burned to the stick... right?


you see, your problem is that you believe anyone against religion is automatically into juju and African deities... its obvious you believe that your religion is better than others while i am telling you that ALL RELIGION ARE USELESS AND USED TO KILL BILLIONS OF INNOCENT PEOPLE (whether western or African). but "you" are saying that this western religion is better than others thus why it was right to kill the billions who didnt want to abide by it....lol!




they are all garbage used to enslaved gullible people!!!
they are all the reason of various conflicts, wars etc around the world... without religion the world would be a better place.



what a foolish statement...!!!! do you know who invented PAPER that you could write on to even invent anything? do you know who invented the GUNPOWDER that was used by all these Xtians demon to enslave the world? do you know who invented the COMPASS that allowed anyone to travel the world and find their ways? do you know who invented the TRAFFIC LIGHT that makes sure you get home safely every night? better yet, do you know who invented the LIGHT BULB that you are using every night at home? or who invented the USB that you are using to pass on technology?! do you even know that MEDICINE, ARCHITECTURE and MATHEMATICS were taught in Egypt (Aka Africa) thousands of years before your yeye white fools like Archimedes and other Greek thieves claimed they invented it? all you people are brainwashed!



clothing that have been worn since the beginning of history, you now want to claim that it belongs to white man, abi?!?!? bwaaaah, you are indeed a comedian!
You have a knack for typing alot of rûbbîsh, u are too emotional to be discussing in a public forum, the funny part is that u are arguing blindly and trying so hard to deflect from what we are talking about, we are talking about the benefits of Christianity and ur revered African religion on the Nigerian society, that's whwre the whole talk stemmed from, u seem to be forgetting that because ur love for typing sh*t is beyond scope, you see the part I bolded is actually your problem, u assume anyone who's not criticizing Christianity is a christian, I don't attend a church, I don't believe in religion, looking at the society critically, I know which of those religions benefits my society.

The question I asked u which u are avoiding and pretending to be smart.
Show me one church in Nigeria today where the pastor has told the members to bring human sacrifice for prosperity, ur long epistles which are highly misinformed won't change that question.
I'm still waiting for u to show me just one, but u and I know that representatives of ur revered African religion do this always even I present day Nigeria.

Mention the church that pastor told members to bring human sacrifice to achieve prosperity, that's what I have been on about.
Patiently waiting for your reply.
PoliticsRe: Prove That Ikwere Are Not Igbo, by JagabanB: 8:25pm On Sep 17, 2024
Anselemchi:
watch the video, their is no people in south south and south east called Igbo, every body get their identity
Nsuka, nnewi onicha Awka, Ezza ngwa ohafia etc with their various dialect just like the ikwere
Do you realize Yorubas have dialect?
Do u realize other tribes like: idoma in North Central have dialects?
It's funny the are called: Agila, Otukpo, Ogbadibo, Agatu, Apa etc yet they are all idoma, all the dialects you mentioned are called lgb0s excluding the Ikwerres, today they are being dragged into it, why are they called Ikwerre if they are lgb0s.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Mouka Buries 2nd Wife, Joy Years After Burying 1st Wife In 2010 by JagabanB: 6:46pm On Sep 17, 2024
MrBrownJay1:
these people went to Africa/America/Asia etc to SPREAD CHRISTIANITY AROUND THE WORLD... and in that process encounter local indigenous people... same indigenous people that no longer exists today thanks to that "spread of chritianity around the world" BS. religion is the only reason why these people went to these lands to begin with.



dont you people know anything about history or you just pretend you dont know?!?!
here is your education of the day #1: Hitler believed the Aryan/white race was a higher race than all the others... its called the CHRISTIAN IDENTITY aka an interpretation of Christianity which advocates the belief that only Celtic and Germanic people, such as the Anglo-Saxon, Nordic nations, or people of the Aryan race and people of kindred blood, are the descendants of the ancient Israelites and are therefore God's "chosen people"... and this is the reason why they invaded Poland saying that Polish people who were of an inferior race were persecuting Germans in Poland and therefore Germany retaliated by invading Poland an inferior race and saying that they should be used as slaves (aka work force) as the bible allowed slaves...as for why Hitler hated jews, it is well known that jews have been persecuted since the middle ages, Christians saw the Jewish faith as a plague that needed to be wiped out and therefore it was the excuse needed by Hitler to finish with them, once and for all. jews have a legal claim to all this religious BS thus why they needed to be exterminated so that this CHRISTIAN IDENTITY (aka white/Aryan race) could rule over all. you cant claim higher race if some other race have a bigger claim than you over this christianity mambo jambo.



here is your education of the day #2: anybody knows that the Bosnian war was a religious conflict between the muslims Serbs and the christians Serbs. when Bosnia separated from Yugoslavia, the Christian Serbs of the country understood that the Bosniak (Muslims Serbs) would have a majority control of Bosnia, thus began a war to cleanse the country of the Bosniak aka Muslims Serbs



here is your education of the day #3: the Gaza conflict is due to Jews and Arabs tensions in the region... and this tension is due to the fact that they BOTH claim their right to that land...and the reason why they both claim right to that land is due to RELIGIOUS BELIEFS!
The Al-Aqsa mosque compound is important to muslims all over the world as it represents one of the biggest sacred site linked to Islamic history. as for jews, they believe that Jerusalem is the holiest land to judaism. how can you be so blind to not understand that this Gaza conflict is all RELIGIOUS?!?!?!



go back to read my education of the day #1:



stop mixing apples and oranges (or choosing yeye wars to try to claim that there was NO WARS ON EARTH THAT STARTED BECAUSE OF RELIGION)... there are many civil or any wars on earth that are not due to religion, but equally, many wars were started due to religion... and thats a FACT!



then you should have replied to the person who stated that pastors should be exterminated, and not me...duh!



again, go read my education of the day #1:
When someone who says "religion is the only reason these people went to these lands to begin with" talking about history, then u know he's talking sh*t, the Berlin conference was held because of religion?

Read this:
"The Nazi Party was founded in the wake of the war, and its ideology is often cited as the main factor explaining the Holocaust. From the beginning, the Nazis—not unlike other nation-states in Europe—dreamed of a world without Jews, whom they identified as "the embodiment of everything that was wrong with modernity". The Nazis defined the German nation as a racial community unbounded by Germany's physical borders and sought to purge it of racially foreign and socially deficient elements. The Nazi Party and its leader, Adolf Hitler, were also obsessed with reversing Germany's territorial losses and acquiring additional Lebensraum (living space) in Eastern Europe for colonization. These ideas appealed to many Germans. The Nazis promised to protect European civilization from the Soviet threat. Hitler believed that Jews controlled the Soviet Union, as well as the Western powers, and were plotting to destroy Germany."



Your claim about the Jews is even wrong, where do u read history from?
From assumptions?
The middle ages when the Jews were persecuted is because the non Jews who practiced Christianity saw them as the reason why Jesus was kiIIed not because they want to claim Christianity, u really suck in history.

For you to read:
"Bosnia declared its independence after a referendum vote on April 5th 1992. In retaliation for this unwanted referendum result, Bosnian Serb troops launched an assault on the capital of Sarajevo, claiming the lives of an estimated 5,000 civilians until the siege was lifted in 1995."
In addition to this, it was a good opportunity for the retaliation of what the Ottomans did and the Bosnian Muslims were the descendants of the Ottomans, I'm sure it was religion that started it.


If the genocide in Gaza is about religion and because a particular site is so important to Muslims from all over the world, the Islamic world won't fold their arms and watch, Egypt even shut their borders against Gaza, but someone on Nairaland is making religion out of it.
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu Bags LEEX 2024 Gov, Udom Emmanuel, Umeoji Get Man, Woman Of Year by JagabanB: 6:25pm On Sep 17, 2024
Obyangel:
Lol, see mumu man.

Hope you never sell that your grandpa house to the Lienus tribe?

Poverty sticken being 🤣
LOL.
U Lienus folks can't afford my grand father's house, u can't even price it, the first Lienus tribe that will try that is obviously tired of his business.

Back to my question, do u have anybody in ur family that has attained any of the level I mentioned?
PoliticsRe: LASG Threatens Demolition Of 280 Illegal Structures by JagabanB: 6:23pm On Sep 17, 2024
FourQu:
More homelessness loading for the downtrodden masses cry
The masses bribe each other to erect this structure, somehow, the govt should be blamed, the builder is part of masses, the civil servant that accepted bribe and allowed them to build is also part of the masses, so those of us who go through the right channel to get all papers ready before erecting a structure don't know what we are doing?
PoliticsRe: LASG Threatens Demolition Of 280 Illegal Structures by JagabanB: 6:21pm On Sep 17, 2024
Meti99:
The governors in office when those lands were approved for sale and developments should also be querried..
I am a confirm Lagos boy but I don't support all these indiscriminate loses of investments of unsuspecting innocent citizens
A citizen that depends on bribing officials to get through with stuffs is not unsuspecting, no Nigerian in this country that builds a structure is unsuspecting, before acquiring that land, they know the location is susceptible to demolition, the prefer to bribe officials and build.
PoliticsRe: LASG Threatens Demolition Of 280 Illegal Structures by JagabanB: 6:18pm On Sep 17, 2024
Melagros:
COMRADES are speechless huh huh huh Those government officials who approved the building plans should also be 'demolished' because they can't be causing losses or pains to unsuspecting homeowners
What makes u think the home owners are unsuspecting?
There was a time we wanted to build a structure and gave someone money to buy a land, he bought a land at a location where we all know that one day, the govt can wake up and demolish it, we told him why, he said he paid some people so they will protect him, to protect our own interest, we moved the structure to another place and other people bought the land from him and built residential houses there.
If yeh govt wake up and decides to demolish those structures, I'm sure u will call the home owners unsuspecting but we all know they are not unsuspecting, they know but somehow they feel they can bribe their way through it.
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu Bags LEEX 2024 Gov, Udom Emmanuel, Umeoji Get Man, Woman Of Year by JagabanB: 6:12pm On Sep 17, 2024
Obyangel:
But nobody don reach Lienus height for your family 😋

Son of a 🐷, omo ale
LOL.
I'm sure my family has more people in life where ur famiIy has never been and will never be.
My family has people that ran for governor and were strong contenders, my family has produced state commissioners, my family has medical personnels that worked in Aso Rock, working in the UK, Canada etc.
My family has produced accomplished high court judges, my family has produced accomplished engineers, civil engineers that has handled big projects, chemical engineers etc.
My family has produced people who pulled weight in NNPC and it's subsidiaries, my family has produced people who worked in high ranking positions in CBN, to top it off, my family has people holding significant positions in this govt, at federal level, state level even down to local govt level.
Can u say the same about your family?
I guess you know the answer.
I always tell u frûstràtèd foIks of Lienus, don't start the family or education talk with me.
Most of u are not my equals and will never be.
The fact that we are joking on Nairaland does not mean we are equals in real life.
PoliticsRe: Prove That Ikwere Are Not Igbo, by JagabanB: 6:05pm On Sep 17, 2024
If they are lgb0s why are they called Ikwerre?
The quest to colonize other tribes into yours while accûsing others of forcing u into a country is funny.
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu Bags LEEX 2024 Gov, Udom Emmanuel, Umeoji Get Man, Woman Of Year by JagabanB: 6:02pm On Sep 17, 2024
Sanwo-Olu well deserved but the followers of Lienus will tell u he's not worth it, even Lienus himself can't measure up to Sanwo-Olu's standard.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Mouka Buries 2nd Wife, Joy Years After Burying 1st Wife In 2010 by JagabanB: 5:37pm On Sep 17, 2024
MrBrownJay1:
get your mind right... the world is a shitty place BECAUSE OF RELIGION!
wasnt it RELIGION that was used to invade other people's land and exterminate entire races (like native American and aboriginal Australians)?
wasnt it RELIGION that was used to enslave 100s of millions of Africans?
wasnt it RELIGION that was used to commit Genocides all over the world?
wasnt it RELIGION that was used for various crusades/inquisition/wars since the beginning of time?!



so what you are saying is that all the African gods/deities etc that Africans were worshipping are wrong and this white man's religion (that only looks for that white man's interest) needed to be enforced all over the world by fire or by force, and you call that a religion of peace, abi?!?!



brotha, stop being a hypocrite... you want to tell us that human sacrifice is bad (for Africans) but human sacrifice in christianity is good? do you know what they did to supposed witches in Europe since the beginning of time? do you know what christianity did to people that were"supposedly" possessed? do you know that the KU KLUX KLAN used religion to lynch and murder blacks by the millions in America? isnt it that same christianity that was used by Hitler etc? and you now want to tell us that Africans in Africa worshipping their own gods in peace IS BAD but christianity enforcing their yeye religion by fire or by force all over the world (and killing billions of innocent people in the same process) is good?! you sir, are the definition of a HYPOCRITE!
Let me put it to you in clear terms now.
I have never seen a pastor telling his members to bring humans to church for sacrifice, bring humans and slaughter them, I have NEVER seen, if u have seen to justify ur claim, bring it here.
I have seen people instructed by representatives of deities to bring human sacrifice, we have seen several cases in Nigerian society, is it pastors that instruct yahoo boys to kill their girlfriends, remove their body parts and bring it?
I guess a religion that tells u to bring human heads is better than the ones that tells u to bring ur money.
Go to Yoruba villages today, even the natives are careful as at what time they go out or come in, few weeks ago i was in Oyo for a project in one of the companies there, in my lodge, I was going out around 10pm, they came and cautioned me that going out at such an hour is not advisable for a stranger, I asked why, they told me emphatically that they may be looking for foreigners for sacrifice or some people has made sacrifices with their problems and dropped it by roadside and anyone who first meets the sacrifice will be their Victim, they even instructed me not to go out in the early hours, that's how great our African religion is.
Can u say the same thing about a society where everyone is practicing the religion of the white man that only serves the interest of the white man?

Do u even realize it was the religion of the white man that stopped us from kiIIing twins here?
I'm sure that practice is also serving their interest.


If You value the African religion so much, u should be operating a shrine now to show us I value it instead of blabbing on Nairaland.


I don't practice religion but after seeing the effects of the different religion, I know which one pays the society more.

The white man created the internet and mobile devices to serve their interest, why don't u leave it and stick to our African methods of sending messages by beating drums or lighting fire?
Here u are using same internet to criticize the white man.

The white man created electricity, why don't u leave it and stick to use a fire stick in ur room?
I'm sure u are busy using electric cooker, heater, iron etc created by the white man to serve his interest.


I can say the same for the white man's clothing which I'm sure u are wearing their style now, why don't u go back to use the African way of clothing where u tie heavy wrapper and others, I'm sure u are from one of the cultures where they don't even wear shirts but u wear shirts now, u forgot the African style of clothing.


I can go on and on
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Mouka Buries 2nd Wife, Joy Years After Burying 1st Wife In 2010 by JagabanB: 5:23pm On Sep 17, 2024
MrBrownJay1:
get your mind right... the world is a shitty place BECAUSE OF RELIGION!
wasnt it RELIGION that was used to invade other people's land and exterminate entire races (like native American and aboriginal Australians)?
wasnt it RELIGION that was used to enslave 100s of millions of Africans?
wasnt it RELIGION that was used to commit Genocides all over the world?
wasnt it RELIGION that was used for various crusades/inquisition/wars since the beginning of time?!



so what you are saying is that all the African gods/deities etc that Africans were worshipping are wrong and this white man's religion (that only looks for that white man's interest) needed to be enforced all over the world by fire or by force, and you call that a religion of peace, abi?!?!



brotha, stop being a hypocrite... you want to tell us that human sacrifice is bad (for Africans) but human sacrifice in christianity is good? do you know what they did to supposed witches in Europe since the beginning of time? do you know what christianity did to people that were"supposedly" possessed? do you know that the KU KLUX KLAN used religion to lynch and murder blacks by the millions in America? isnt it that same christianity that was used by Hitler etc? and you now want to tell us that Africans in Africa worshipping their own gods in peace IS BAD but christianity enforcing their yeye religion by fire or by force all over the world (and killing billions of innocent people in the same process) is good?! you sir, are the definition of a HYPOCRITE!
First and foremost, it is quite difficult to have a conversation with the average Nigerian without the person becoming emotional and going personal.


The first encounter Africans had with Europeans was based on trade, it was trade that metamorphosed into slavery, the first encounter the Indians had with Europeans was trade, same as that of the Japanese, Chinese etc.
I have never read in history books where colonization and slavery started because of religion.
Slavery has been existing way long before Jesus and Mohammed were born, ruins from ancient Babylon shows there were slaves all those years, can u tell me it was Jesus and Mohammed that caused it?

The biggest genocide in history caused by Adolf Hitler was never because of religion, was it?
Was the Rwandan genocide caused by religion?
Was the Bosnian genocide caused by religion?
The genocide in Ukraine and Gaza today, was it caused by religion?
Were the world wars that consumed millions of people caused by religion?
Was the Nigerian civil war caused by religion?


I don't know what you call religion of peace, that's the least of my interest.
The comment I replied said the pastors should be exterminated, I am saying in essence that if pastors are exterminated, people in their nature to seek for a great spiritual being will resort to the ancient ways of idol worshipping which has the possibility to affect others.
This is what I have been saying not comparing which is better or not.


Hitler never used Christianity, rather he used race, race is not religion, where do you read your history from exactly?
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is A Basket Full Of Water Not Victuals! by JagabanB: 3:04pm On Sep 17, 2024
The problem with Nigeria is that everyone is so competent when talking, I'm sure if we put the watchman in an office today, he will be more terrible than the ones occupying that office today.
The convenient thing to do in Nigeria is to play the blame game, nobody is taking responsibility for anything, politicians blame each other, masses blame the politician, last year it was Hope Uzodimma who was saying the problem with Nigeria is Iàck of leadership, the question I'm yet to find an answer to is what is Hope Uzodimma if not a leader.
The truth that every Nigerian including politicians don't want to hear is that we are all responsible for the present state of the country.
"Everyone is responsible for their country" this is an old saying.
We are all responsible in different dimensions, but the average Nigerian will blame everyone but himself.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Mouka Buries 2nd Wife, Joy Years After Burying 1st Wife In 2010 by JagabanB: 1:11pm On Sep 17, 2024
MrBrownJay1:
same as i could tell you that if there was no religious charlatans in robe then the world would be a better place...
again, you cant look at only one side to judge this issue, you need to remove BOTH for such issue to be solved. just the same as PROSTITUTION (olosho and customer) or DRUGS (dealer and addict). you cant solve the problem by just removing/dealing with one side only. you need to remove these charlatans in robe AND the gullible people looking for a miracle in their lives.

if you just remove these gullible people then that charlatan will look for another scheme to defraud people, and if you only remove these religious charlatans in robe then these gullible people will fall for another yeye scheme that promise them miracles in their lives.
The world would never be a better place without religion.
The fact that Nigerians do it wrongly does not mean it is wrong in all aspects.
If those pastors are not existing, Nigerians will spend their last dime to worship a collection of wood and stones and call it a great god, they simply re-channelled the energy of the religious Nigerian mind, u can't blame them for decisions made by adults.
Idols will tell their gullible Nigerian followers to bring human sacrifice, their actions affecting others while pastors will collect their personal belongings, if those pastors are not there, the Nigerian mind will run after idols.
PoliticsRe: Hardship: Nigerians Shun Tinubu Cap, Wear Lord Chosen Vest To Get Free Food by JagabanB: 1:06pm On Sep 17, 2024
Racoon:
“The moment you put on Tinubu’s cap, it’s like stepping into a Mad Max world, where everything is post-apocalyptic,” says Bayo Soyinka, who tried to withdraw 500 naira from an ATM using his APC membership card
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Seems obi supporters are in another level of frustration.
PoliticsRe: Hardship: Nigerians Shun Tinubu Cap, Wear Lord Chosen Vest To Get Free Food by JagabanB: 1:05pm On Sep 17, 2024
NLCreator:
In Nigeria, fashion has always been connected to identity and meaning.

Recently, two contrasting symbols have inspired public debate: the Lord's Chosen vest and Tinubu’s cap.

For many, the green vest worn by members of the Lord's Chosen Charismatic Revival Movement has become more than just religious clothing.

“People now view the Lord's Chosen vest as a protective shield, a symbol of hope, prosperity, lush green vegetation, and opportunity,” says Adebayo, a Lagos resident who claims to have experienced good fortune after wearing the vest. “It represents a future full of promise.”

Stories of miraculous encounters are spreading rapidly. One recent tale involves a man who claims a lion flew him to safety. "Something lifted me up from my back and carried me like an airplane," he recalls. “When it dropped me, I saw it was a lion. It raised one hand and said, 'Bye-bye.'”

Another Chosen member recounts, “I went to buy a bag of rice that cost 80,000 naira. The cashier asked me for a coupon, but I just looked at him and said, ‘I’m a Chosen!’ Suddenly, the price crashed to 0 naira!”

In stark contrast, President Bola Tinubu’s infamous cap has developed a reputation for bringing misfortune to anyone daring (or unlucky) enough to wear it.

For many Nigerians, this piece of attire feels like a cursed relic.

“The moment you put on Tinubu’s cap, it’s like stepping into a Mad Max world, where everything is post-apocalyptic,” says Bayo Soyinka, who tried in vain to withdraw 500 naira from an ATM using his APC membership card. “It’s as if the card thought I was trying to pay for a dragon’s egg or something. The ATM wouldn’t even give me a receipt, just a message saying, ‘Try again after the apocalypse.’”

He sighs, “I deeply regret supporting Tinubu and the APC. Since I started wearing this cap, my life has taken a nosedive. I went from being a millionaire to squatting with friends and begging for giveaways on Twitter. Now, the only thing I’m withdrawing is sympathy from my followers. This cap took away my sanity and gave me pain, sorrow, and an endless supply of misfortune!”

Dominique, a market woman, laments her unfortunate experience after wearing Tinubu’s cap. “As soon as I put on that cap, a tuber of yam I was pricing mysteriously went from ₦200 to ₦1000,” she says, clearly distressed. “I was shocked and tried to show the seller my APC card, hoping it might offer a discount or help, but instead, the price shot up to ₦2000! The cap comes with an invisible button that sends food prices soaring.”

She shakes her head in disbelief. “Honestly, at this rate, it's only the Lord's Chosen vest that can help me. Tinubu’s cap has finished me. Ebi n pami o!"

Online, rumors suggest that those brave enough to wear Tinubu’s cap in public spaces—especially at filling stations—might face even graver consequences. The cap, which some now see as an omen of doom, is said to attract all manner of disasters, particularly when worn in environments already charged with tension.

According to some accounts, wearing Tinubu’s cap at a fuel station is akin to tempting fate. “It’s like placing your head in a guillotine—you risk being beheaded and not making it out alive,” another user remarked, drawing parallels between the cap and historical instruments of execution.

While the Lord's Chosen vest inspires stories of divine rescue and supernatural protection, Tinubu’s cap has become a symbol of dark misfortune. As Nigeria struggles with severe hardship, these two symbols seem to mirror the nation’s deepest hopes and darkest fears.
The sh*t u guys write as "content", do u realize it greatly impacts how foreigners who arealien to the Nigerian society sees you the average Nigerian?
PoliticsRe: Hardship: Nigerians Shun Tinubu Cap, Wear Lord Chosen Vest To Get Free Food by JagabanB: 1:03pm On Sep 17, 2024
Racoon:
“The moment you put on Tinubu’s cap, it’s like stepping into a Mad Max world, where everything is post-apocalyptic,” says Bayo Soyinka, who tried in vain to withdraw 500 naira from an ATM using his APC membership card. “It’s as if the card thought I was trying to pay for a dragon’s egg or something. The ATM wouldn’t even give me a receipt, just a message saying, ‘Try again after the apocalypse.’”

He sighs, “I deeply regret supporting Tinubu and the APC. Since I started wearing this cap, my life has taken a nosedive. I went from being a millionaire to squatting with friends and begging for giveaways on Twitter. Now, the only thing I’m withdrawing is sympathy from my followers. This cap took away my sanity and gave me pain, sorrow, and an endless supply of misfortune!”
Coming from a supporter of Lienus, the audio messiah.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Mouka Buries 2nd Wife, Joy Years After Burying 1st Wife In 2010 by JagabanB: 7:41pm On Sep 16, 2024
MrBrownJay1:
just like any such issues, you cant blame one without blaming the other... YES the gullible sheep/masses should be blamed just as these demon in sheep clothing (who prey on these gullible foos) should be blamed too.
I can't blame someone else for the decision made by another adult, these adults will defend their decisions and demonize you for not agreeing with their decisions so I can't blame pastors.
PoliticsRe: Edo: ElectionWithoutDeception Trends As Nigerians Demand Transparency by JagabanB: 7:30pm On Sep 16, 2024
atiku4President:
Election without deception is not possible with APC. The whole world knows that. But it will not last forever. The people will arise one day and take back their country.
"Election is a do or die affair" came from PDP, when PDP talks about transparency, I wonder if they have short memories.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Mouka Buries 2nd Wife, Joy Years After Burying 1st Wife In 2010 by JagabanB: 7:27pm On Sep 16, 2024
MrBrownJay1:
all these demons in sheep clothing, brainwashing the masses....
Nobody sent the masses to them, blame the masses not them.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Mouka Buries 2nd Wife, Joy Years After Burying 1st Wife In 2010 by JagabanB: 7:27pm On Sep 16, 2024
Kobojunkie:
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed Dem no dey do autopsy for Nigeria be the thing. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
You think she died in Nigeria?
Have you even requested for autopsy and they told you they don't do autopsy in Nigeria?
Foreign AffairsRe: Vladimir Putin Wants Russians To Have Sex During Work Breaks To Boost Population by JagabanB: 7:23pm On Sep 16, 2024
From Putin to health minister.
PoliticsRe: Why Fuel Price May Not Reduce. A NLder analysis by JagabanB: 5:07pm On Sep 16, 2024
Thewrath:
It’s not a wild claim,I have my facts,you are just not that important to make me say more on a public forum so stick to the media.
LOL.
Put the "facts" out let's play this game.
Tell us how the transactions were done let's go and prove it.
U only have beer parlour stories to tell triggered by emotions, nothing more.
PoliticsRe: Why Fuel Price May Not Reduce. A NLder analysis by JagabanB: 12:30pm On Sep 16, 2024
Thewrath:
Like I said,you don’t expect me to feed you with sensitive information on a public forum,I don’t owe you u that,do your own findings from the link below…you wanted data…data you have.

The link below is a depletion of our foreign reserves between the time dangote was building his refinery…if you can’t still comprehend anything from this statement,I am sorry I can’t help you.

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/667732-cbn-fails-to-account-for-4-5bn-in-foreign-reserves-audit-report.html?tztc=1
You are making a wild claim about an information you claim to be sensitive, how does it prove to be that the money was given to Dangote?
This is how people land in court and start pleading.
PoliticsRe: Why Fuel Price May Not Reduce. A NLder analysis by JagabanB: 11:20am On Sep 16, 2024
Thewrath:
Forget all this long talk and tell me where $4.5B foreign reserve went to since you want to talk about data…the link is there,or you did the CBN refute it as false or misleading? It didn’t.
You tell us how foreign reserves were depleted for Dangote, that's where we should start talking from my friend.
PoliticsRe: RCCG Collects 1million Naira To Bury Their Pastor On Rccg Burial Ground by JagabanB: 11:18am On Sep 16, 2024
yemmit90:
You are a threat or serious problem to humanity.

What the op described up there was total humiliation or disrespect to the dead, his God and his family. I was so surprised that a church would demand for money from his member to be buried on their land, let alone their pastor.

Back then in school, a friend lost his younger sister who is never a student of our school, and there was no where the family would Bury her. We approached our Dean who contact the university authority to allow his sister to be Bury in school cemetery. Upon hearing this, the school authority immediately approved it withiout demanding any money from us.

No no, I can't still believe this though. But if it actually happened, may course be on or follow anyone that made such law or demanded for money from the family.
The brother was aware of this so called pattern while he was alive and pastoring with them, if he didn't agree with it, why still pastoring there until his demise?
If it is extortion, it means his brother was part of it, now the ones are alive are doing same thing to him, when these ones alive die and their family complains again, we will do another round to àbûse the church right?
PoliticsRe: RCCG Collects 1million Naira To Bury Their Pastor On Rccg Burial Ground by JagabanB: 11:11am On Sep 16, 2024
alphonsojaybaz:
This is the reason why I stop going to church and I am praying to him directly.. Stop giving your money to this churches…

Good evening guys my name alphonso olajide … i am blogger and a web developer , my bro thought me how to use Nairaland forum was 20 years ago. this is my story …

I lost my brother on 27th of July 2024 to kidney failure , he was a redeem parish pastor at ahmadiya axis and he served them for almost 5years with his time and money and we approached @reedeem Christian church of God for space to burial their parish pastor which is my brother ,they Ask me and my family to pay almost a million Naira to bury him on Reedeem burial ground.. and they even told us that is the system .. @rccg you people failed my brother may God judge you all for humiliating him after he served you people for years .. around march when my bro was battling for his life they took him to pastor Adegboye he only gave him anointing oil to use .. Eyes Of Lagos reports,


https://eyesoflagos.com/2024/09/16/rccg-collects-1million-naira-to-bury-their-pastor-on-rccg-burial-ground/


cc: Mynd44 , Seun , Nlfpmod
Your brother was fully aware of this while being their pastor until he died, so how did RCGG fail him?
The probIem with Nigerians is how stûpîd they get trying to call people out, was ur brother not aware the whole time he was pastoring there that this will happen?
They failed ur brother because they didn't give free land for his burial?
Must he be buried there?
Ur family failed ur brother because he knows what is expected while he was pastoring with them, u guys can't pay for the grave and instead accepting ur failures and making ur peace, u are calling other people out, that's pàthètic.
PoliticsRe: Portable Meets Peter Obi, Laments Receiving Nothing In Return by JagabanB: 11:07am On Sep 16, 2024
amazingspiderma:
Building systems is better than palliative.

If the educational, health, economic and security system is fine, we will not need palliative or bribe.

People want to live with dignity

But a government that weaponize palliative/poverty and destroy the health, education, security economic system is a source of concern.
Talking like same Obi didn't weaponize póvèrty, talking like he built a vibrant health sector, or build a sound economic network in Anambra.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Didn’t Sign Peace Accord In 2023, Says Kukah by JagabanB: 11:04am On Sep 16, 2024
JASONjnr:
This is not right...

How can IMEC slide away with this?

The electoral act made it clear that the peace accord is mandatory..
Quote that part of the electoral act.

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