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This is also known as OKUTA (dunno if I actually got the spelling right)

Its just like its cousin TESO who are all related to the legendary MAGUN .

The OKUTA comes in various forms and is always put on women mostly by men with inferiority complex,men who want revenge,insecure men or men who just want to get back at a girl...

One of the various form of the OKUTA makes the girl look monstrous and unattractive no matter how beautiful she is....it virtually makes men just pass by without noticing the babe even if she's got the curves of nikki minaj

Another form makes u just see the girl as your sister...u may like her but you will never just think of banging her even if the father of all konjii catches u.

Another form is the one the OP stated..it drains your glory success and sometimes life-force....make u go from ALIKO DANGOTE to the GEJ TREKKER in a matter of months...


TESO is the one mostly placed on little girls to prevent KONJII DRIVEN GUYS (like most nairaland guys) from having sex with them...so the next time u wanna bangg a chick and your peniiss goes on sabbatical leave know its TESO in action...


PEAcE
Signed by JAKE.

Mine happened when my mum went for a wedding in jos, I was bored to death and needed any sort of fun to avoid the resounding thought of killing myself. And bammm!!..the inspiration came from above, the spirit said "my son cure thy boredom by playing with thy mums car" went to mums room and dug out the key...opened the garage and was just driving outta the garage and driving it back in..I was like so driving is this easy??.. Then another spirit said "son limit not thyself to the compound, go out and conquer" I obeyed and opened the gate drove to my friends house and he was as shocked as hell to see me drive...he came out with singlet and boxers hopped in and I drove straight to a girls house (been asking her out for months) ...got there and waited until she saw me reversing out...she was instantly in love and asked that we go out....told her nope...that I don't get down like that....drove back home and packed the car in the garage..was so pleased I almost had an erectionn....slept like a king...the next day the confidence was there...my friend skipped church and was at ma place very early...we decided to get fuel to make sure ma mum doesn't get suspicious...after getting the fuel my friend decided to go and get something...couldn't wait so I drove off like a king...on ma way home I saw a tractor coming I slowed down so it can pass as mum always does as the tractor passed and I was trying to get on the left track to overtake a parked car..then I HEARD GBAMMM .I RAMMED A CRV PARKED BY THE ROAD..didn't even wait for the next scene ..I drove off like a mad man till I got home..thank God the car owner wasn't there..spent almost 40k on mums car just to make sure she didn't know and she still did ...when I think of it now I just laugh..memories.

@justi4jesu I need your shipment address so you can ship an item over to u then u help me forward it to Nigeria

Mine was delusional at 22 she asked me to go into a covenant with her, I asked her what kinda covenant and she was like traditional or blood so she can be sure ..didn't even wait for the fooooooOl to finish talking before I ran for my life...it was the next month I came back to pack my shoe , cloth n wrist watch cuz I ran nakiid....guess she just wanted the cookie to be hers by all means necessary..

I want to use this medium to congratulate all those who have been successfully admitted into the only available university (O.A.U) ...and for those who didn't make it I pray that God surprises you soonest..... for those who just got admitted.... I implore that you don't fall prey to psychological disengagement by some my fellow stalites... don't let anyone put the fear of any course in you as this is the very first step to being an average student... a course is only hard when there are no answers to any of the questions asked....... proper time management is another thing you must learn as the popular saying on campus "NO TIME TO CHECK TIME" did not come into existence for fun... work hard pray hard .....




my 2 cents to y'all....

Jake peters...
from the faculty of arts...
O.A.U...

I strongly believe LEWA os V5/V6 would be a marvel on the iHot...


##we need custom roms##

guys let's work together to port lewa os v5 to this device

getting tired of the stock ROM

pls pls pls pls help me with the unlock key pls 25FE3485

now rocking the infinix

she thought the senator would raise her family out of poverty


Morals of the story....DONT TRUST FRIENDS AROUND UR LOVER

***RUNS BACK TO ABUJA TO SUPPORT GMB***

obaayo2:
where r u at?

at oau ile ife...live at osogbo though.
The phone is at osogbo..they just wont bring it to my school.

obaayo2:
try and on ur wifi before launching it

boss kindly send the osogbo konga salesrep numba and ur numba..to marshpearl49@gmail.com

the idiats didnt even call

what da fuq is wrong with konga....a phone they put out for delivery suddenly got returned to osogbo instead of sendin it to ife.... obaayo2 kindly give me d modafvckaz osogbo branch numba.....

OUT FOR DELIVERY since wednessday

Tired!!!

guys konga demanded I pay additional 1000 naira for delivery.... is that how you all got yours... or it was free delivery?

phiszo:
it's not restricted.

thanks bro

about selling my phantom a2 to get this phone


pls is the apps storage space restricted??... like I can install many apps without the pesky STORAGE LOW....??

dejii01:
Happy New Year!

Guys, I need help with the details of accommodation in OAU, thanks in advance.

Like;

(1) On the average, how many people are in a room in the different halls of residence?
(2) How are the toilets? (I have a phobia for certain things)
(3) What are the other accommodation options?

...and any other information you can add.

I stay in fajuyi hall... it's 6 in a room in faj... the toilets are way above average (compared to others over seen ).. other accommodation options .. that I don't know of.. additional info.... brace yourself up oau isn't child's play... all the best bro!.

how would it cost to get a doogee d310 to oau ile ife

worked like a workaholic.... thanks op you're the best

if my android COMPLAIN of low memory... I will complain of the money I used to buy it... simple

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Shout outs si awon crew mi...

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shout out to u too bro

ayusco85: wow. quite a touching story. u did a very good thing sharing ur experience. its sad what our youths go tru in foreign countries all in the name of hustling and trying to make it in life. to think a fellow nigerian will collude with a chinese lady to dupe his fellow nigerian is the lowest point of desperation. nigerians have never had life rough like since after the military. we had a better standard of living during the military regime. all this pot bellied corrupt politicians of the 21st century have succeeded of robbing nigerians of their glorious destiny and better life. we need to do something, else nothing will change even in the next 30yrs to come. it will be busniesss as usual for politicians and the populace.

*my 2 cents*

niccur must u quote the whole post before u comment...I blame jonathan for this!

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