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makes so much sense 8 years ago
long overdue shii.

congratulations to all esteemed just admitted DRAMATIC ARTS students. as you become the freshers of the prestigious PIT THEATRE bear in mind that it comes with alot of responsibility, but make no mistake, there is no better department. for your course registration these are the courses you'll be picking DRA101 DRA103 DRA105 DRA107 AS your core courses and EGL101 OR LIT101 AND PHL101 as RESTRICTED ELECTIVE.. you'd also have to pick two special electives all totalling 24 units. I'd advice you pick EGL101 over LIT101...recommended special electives are SEA001 SEG001 SEL001 SEP001 as they are all very easy to pass. come prepared, be at your best and always remember that in the theatre the only person better than you is YOU...


congratulations once again.

JAKE PETERS
PRODUCTION COORDINATOR
DRAMATIC ARTS

engineers in the house please how much would it cost to change HP 60 motherboard ??

if possible you can fix it for me if your location isn't an issue

infinix hot running Android 5.0.2 for sale... price 15k location -- osogbo
interested buyers should quote this post

WISHING YOU ALL A HAPPY RESUMPTION...




FOR THOSE IN DRAMATIC ARTS JUST QUOTE ME ANYTIME AND I'LL RESPOND TO YOUR QUESTIONS..





signed :JAKE
Dept of dramatic arts..

Naija babes will only sign this when major general KONJI gives them a tactical attack, when you're rich enough to buy her and her ancestors or when they wanna delibrately infect U with HIV

Dear op, greetings on your profound studipit.y ...as soon as I saw the topic I knew another misguided youth was trying hard to be funny...this whole charade is STALE...stop creating irrelevant threads...

P.S
Was so funny I didn't know if I was laughing at the joke or ur astonishing childishness

when a guy starts talking about the size of his diiick like an iPhone... HIS DICK IS SMALL AF




nigga U went all out of your way to tell us ur experience probably cuz the girl in question is so bad at maths that she miscalculated 4 inches for 8 inches...

U know this story won't increase the size of your small dicko right?

Keep hearing some shitty news about the schools management cancelling this session...i just hope its another ARO

holy smokes....

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO HELP SHINE A TORCH ON YOUR RECHARGE CARD...ONLY FOR ETISALAT TO TELL YOU ITS BEEN LOADED

christinie:
buy mouth wash, common sense and diapers for you? Am I mother Christmas? Stop begging! El-Rufai already banned begging in Kaduna. Eze gworo.

Don't u have places to be?..things to do? Or a life outta here?.. Damn gurl. You need to get laid!

So much frustration hanging in there

christinie:
#rushes out to buy mouthwash, at least it's better than spending 14 years in prison for bone-to-bone practice. By the way ama get adult diapers for you too to manage your leaking ass. Gay! Gay!! Gay!!!

How bout u buy a lil common sense with the mouth wash eh?

christinie:
so u are yearning for their kiss thus u had to access their mouth odour level. Another gay on the prowl

Lolz...guess I hurt ur feelings...

Mouth wash is cheap tho

U should get some

Them don enter one chance

christinie:
why are they sitting so close and their heads so close like they wanna kiss? Hmnnnnn.

Cuz they don't have mouth odour like U

A Typical nigerian girl has at least 6 group of boyfriends

1..SERIOUS BOYFRIEND---that's the serious one, she doesn't joke with him at all. If she mistakenly dreams of him with her friend its bye bye to her friend, she's humble kind and patient with him

2..ALTERNATIVE B.F...she takes him serious too, only not as serious as the serious B.F most times she runs to the alternative boyfriend as soon as MR SERIOUS annoys her or the situational condition does not permit her to be with MR serious.

3. SIDE B.F....always a rich fool,she converts mr side boyfriend into an ATM machine..he tells her "I LOVE U" and she always replies with "I NEED CASH"...he's also her private driver cuz he takes her almost everywhere even though he might be borrowing his parents car..lol

4. SPIRITUAL PAPA....probably sighted her in church and has been on her neck ever since, always attacking with bible verses and visions. She keeps him within reach knowing that she might decide to get married one day after a lifetime of fun, so don't be surprised when u hear SIS CARO weds BRO GODWIN only to see them in court the next month with BRO GODWIN saying that when he went in it felt as wide as JURASSIC PARK

5. AREA B.F....usually the one that disvirgined her, they live around the same area and anytime she's around he drives around her park freely probably cuz he knows the road well and they started quite early.

6. RESERVE BF's....dominated by guys dying of low self esteem, these set of guys would hang on to a woman as if they've been destined to date her from birth, they wash sweep and cook for her they don't just have the strength to take their eyes off her and go search elsewhere, Her "NO" always sounds like KEEP TRYING to them and then she groups them into the FRIENDZONE or BROTHER ZONE depending on how long their ultimate search has lasted.


Peace....jakes...

Geology no be beans ooo
Especially in OAU

Location?

To keep a steady surveillance on the Brides asss


Then report back to headquarters

Laughing ma ass off @ the silence him forever part...


Do you sell silencer


Bet it nigga...she's gonna dump ur insecure ass soon..


That's why most girls aren't honest with niggas these days...

I.m.bec.I.le.s errwhere

Ur parents are busy working their asses off so u can have a good life while yo dum.b asss is busy looking for the MIssIng evidence of otuoke ...

I laugh in HAUSA dolodolodolodolo

No specs no price no location and u want someone to quote u...





OYOCRACY.....

ueskman:
boss of life... I double site u

Ma chairman @ d top...
Maximum respect bruv

PrinceMario:
Interested. How do I get meet u?

If you're on bbm

pin:280BBCAE

I'm currently in the anger stage.....
Its not her leaving that hurts
Its the girls I let go cuz of her...
Now I'm back to genesis...the very beginning.
And I'm loving it

indigene:
@akashi01 maybe you don't know that archos made tablet before apple?
see arrays of archos collection at www.archosstore.com.ng
Archos is a far established name, in Europe, Middle east, and all Franco phone countries, than techno.
I have been using archos 80 xenon 3G non call enabled since December 2013, I often play around it, root, flash ROMs etc,because it contains French technology with world spirit.

Indigene I also have this tab and its awesome..d ba3 life is great ...where can I get custom roms from bro??

Bedspace available at AWO FAJ and ANGOLA

If interested kindly qoute me...


And to all those in the department of dramatic arts I specially welcome u to the legendary PIT THEATRE where the gods of theatre are built...


JAKE

forget101O:
If the 4th Boyfriend is your body, the 3rd one is your wealth, the 2nd are your Family members and the 1st is your soul, then, what are you?

She's more like a SHADOW

Stolen from an animated video of a rich man and his four wives.....not even an effort to change the words?? u try!!

Each time I tell people I ran from ekiti state university to OAU cuz cultist were disturbing my life they always think I'm dumb..


I can't just imagine myself dying cuz one hediot tried to get one girl and her boyfriend said no


I like my life so much

I can't come and die for nothing