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Are you trying to be funny, cos you suck at it

Me suck that thing? God forbid. Not even when I'm dying! Tufiakwa.

Kanti Bello will always cook unpalatable meals from his canteen. Just don't eat from his buka. Period. Nonsense.

Another sad story for a nation stinking and sinking of corruption.

Only blacmail and you are crying IBB? Very soon we shall smokemail you into KIRIKIRI. Onyeoshi. Barawo banza .

Abeg o o. Please, make una leave pappay alone o.

This is becoming unbecoming of civil disobedience by militants.

Since IBB is not enjoying his 50-bedroom any longer, soon a place will be issued him in the KIRIKIRI yard.

Is the church not in tatters? How do one explain the numerous churches competing with kiosk, yet no morality in the society. Are the looters in the name of leaders not members of the churches, including his church?

I need not mention that pastors, General Overseers welcome with open arms the looters of treasury into their churches and offer them front seats because the looters pay heavier tithes. Is the church not a ground for prosperity seekers instead of kingdom of God seekers?

My brothers, lets leave matter for Mathias. The present predicament of Nigeria is caused by our religious organisations, churches and mosques alike, because they pray and associate more with the criminals because of their ill-gotten wealth.

"Those who live in glass house should not throw stones", Bishop, take note.

What happens where IBB loses or wins election?
I have never joined a losing side in my life, so, ask me what happens when he wins because he is going to win. I have no plan of losing because I don’t want to lose and I am not going to lose and there is no chance of losing whatsoever. Nigerians are accessible people. They are not going to have a President that is not honourable, that cannot keep to a promise and cannot honor the constitution of his party. Why would they give this man the mandate? The PDP will not give him mandate.

Yes, Kanti Bello has never lost in his life before because he is a crook, a do-or-die criminal and lacks the spirit of sportsmanship, 

It is easy to talk the talk, when jungle matures, he will flee this country. Any riff-raff that listens to Kanti Bello, does so at his own risk.

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Chi-baby is goodest at that.
I trusting my Efe. .

Please, if you have saw Chi-baby, told her to gave me my english textbook, else, I reported she to teacher.

Yes, good days are here already. Look no further, vote for GEJ.

Thanks brother, for keeping hope alive. Nigeria will surely rise.

Encourage all to vote for GOODLUCK. He is the man we can trust for now. Others have been tested and found highly wanting.

Go for Good Luck, my people.

Na the type of you the ask corper who just finished youth service for 5 years experience or no employment. Wake up!

We can not afford to undergo another harrowing experience again just because we are looking for an experienced man. I can not see myself voting for IBB because his reign will always end in disaster.

Please try and vote. Your vote is very important to rescue this country from the claws of the lions. Your vote will count this time around.

More on IBB

BUILD ASO ROCK VILLA
BUILD THE NNPC TOWERS
BUILD THE 3RD MAINLAND BRIDGE
BUILD WARRI REFINARY
BUILD THE KADUNA REFINARY
BUILD THE SHIRORO DAM
ASOKORO DISTRICT
MAITAMA DISTRICT

ALL WITH AN AVERAGE OF $12 PER BARREL

No wonder he stole about $12b oil windfall money. This IBB na serious crook!

Ugly women have wonderful Bermuda Triangles. Ask some men like em em em

As stale as some peoples underwear 

Just like the dying man is protecting his stale underwear, huh? 

The title "Before Jonathans men murder another jornalist" assumes that they have already murdered a journalist before now.

This Farooq guy needs to stop typing rubbish.

I tire for this ferari90 of a guy o.

Knowing full well that his master, IBB has lost out, he is now employing alarmist tactics to rubbish the amiable character of GEJ.

Ferari90, play politics with principle, please.

Who have stoled my English Textbook?

Why is IBB always talking tough but when the actual time to stand up to the talk comes, he will step aside? IBB why?

Give us something fresh or don't even bother

You de vex for joke?

Jega, do not boast yet until you complete your job successfully. I expect you to be humble and  thinking how you will swim through the political ocean that is full of sharks without being hurt. Remember "Pride goes before a fall".

Note that if those under you are corrupt, your organisation will be tagged as corrupt, and implies that you are corrupt. So, instead of presenting papers on issue of corruption, strategise on how to curb corruption in your organisation and deliver a free and fair election to Nigerians.

Nigerians are watching.

Congrats, my adorable novelist.

Democratic Front for a Peoples Federation (DFPF).

Abeg, how many registered political parties are there in Nigeria now? I have lost count.

Read this thread for Fish Farming:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-20394.0.html

Does it matter

Don't you think it matters?

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Just enjoy it because "Life is a cycle"

I learnt there is a church called "Jehova Sharp Sharp Ministries". Confirm please.

I've got to try this stuff.