₦airaland Forum

Dumb joke. How tall is the woman for her bum to reach the mic?

You should have asked about the effective radius of the buttocks blast?

^^^
Joke section is for jokes. So, let's joke on.

Please, lets have the constitution.

That is the most funniest part of it, blackberry is a fruit, and facebook is a texbook

I have cracked my ribs because of laughter. My ribs ache.

If wishes were horses, beggars might ride.

That's a sure fact but from what I can see, this man lacks organizational skills. Radicalism and organization are worlds apart

Don't worry. Lets just give Jega the benefit of doubt. We shall know at the end of 90 minutes.

To be credited or discredited after the elections.

Hello House,

Can some one provide us with the PDP Constitution, please?

We need to read it to enable us make an informed decision on what these PDP politicians are talking about.


SHALOM.

See his pot-holed face like Nigerian roads. 

as if this would solve the problem. bet you enough innocent lives will be caught in the crossfire. only in nigeria would we resort to using the army in such fashion without fully utilising the police first. wetin i de talk? we get police? Anyway, my prayers go to the children and their families

You seem to have just paradropped from outer space into Naija. If so, ask the inhabitants about what efforts the police had made and failed in curbing the kidnap issue.

na u sabi

No be you be my teacher?

its ok,but the topic (dying to love)
is not appropriate 4 d joke

Welcome, teacher.

i think the country may finally break up under this guy.

Why do you think so?

Are you saying that a man that catches fishes in the wild is not as wise/intelligent as the man that follows domestic animals up and down?  

Beautiful babes dey Enugu, I no go lie. When I was there, about a decade ago, IMT babes nearly make me sin. Thank God, I escaped to another town before anything could happen. 

Until I see some corrupt leaders behind bars, no kudos to EFCC.

^^
If you need a fast coach attend this church:

JEHOVA SHARP SHARP MINISTRY 

Thank you.

Dog de do Kerewawa small pikin say na push. Na wa for ignorance o .

Posterity has found him guilty and no show for him again.

OP
Nothing is wrong with the name Nigeria. It is Nigerians that make it what it is.

Do you think by changing the name our leaders will stop looting the treasury? Do you think abandonment of contacts after collecting mobilisation fees will stop if the name is changed? So, you believe that when the name is changed religion will become a blessing to us instead of a curse? Will tribalism, nepotism, godfatherism and other vices cease by mere changing the name of Nigeria? I don't think so!

Nigerians should change their bad attitudes and do things right, and Nigeria will be great.

Bukky

Ovation

Take time to pray, for it is the greatest power on earth.

Constabulary

Hello House.

They aint seen nothing yet. Let them try it.

IBB was an opportunist too! He was so scared of Idiagbon that he waited until Idiagbon was away for hajj before executing his coup in 1985. Coward like him.

Talk

Give me a minute. I'm coming.