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ooooh thanks guys but what are the step by step procedures and besides what will i put in my proposal,? who will i address it to? - the truth is im a novist in this.! what can i actually do?

oluyemimi:
sorry sista gstring n brother elevator , mine was when i n my b/f had to face a doctor and he was to ask about ow i saw my b/f 's privates a nyt before. it had to do with a tortion as in d twisting of the balls in the scrotum n my witnessing was goin to be a final word whether to have a operation immediately or not.believe me it was scary but also embarassing when he started asking questions like;

close your eyes
ow did the nyte go?
did he kiss u?
was it french or english?
did he handle wit your breasts?
ow was it?
did u handle wit his privates?
ow was it?
did he go down?
did he use his hands?
did he use his mouth?
ow were the position of the balls?
was one up? was d oda down?

GGODDD!!!!!!!!! i wanted to dieeee, but i just had to answer them because it eventually made him know the position of the balls, PLUS he had to do an operation . it was scary n embarrasing.!!!!!!!

Oh my goodness, i guess the doctor wanted to watch imaginary porn because all the previous questions werent just necessary! But guuuuurl, that was fu ;Dnny!

Na there im go dey!

What the heck the she do? gosh! i can imagine her embarrasment. Funny one

Eastcoast:
for the first time, the blonde atleast used her brains.

LOL!!! The brain that doesnt even function which makes no difference either.

, but really, are blonds truely that stupid?

OH MY LAWWWWWD!!!! THAT WAS BAAAAD!!!! JJC IN THE G- STRING CATEGORY!!!

To be honest, it upsets me when i see people dressed in ridiculous ways - Most especially in highly revealing cloths that have plunging necklines - wearing the holy rosary which is only meant for praying. For goodness sakes! Five years ago, nobody could have done this, the muslims and non catholics would not even have anything to do with it - even the so-called catholics would not wear it proudly to show they are one. So whats the fun now

I've got great ideas for Tv commercials but i dont know how to go about giving them out even if i dont get to sell them, it will be of great joy to see them being implemented on and knowing they are my ideas. please tell me, who do i deal with and how do i go about it? And even if i sell them, for how much?

sorry coolier, that was yoruba. i had to modify,

Travel care, When will hopefuls stop recieving their letters of congratulation. Hmp! cos im still very much hopeful oooo

OH.MY.GOODNESS!!!! FINALLY!!! Thanks T-flow! I never knew Lara Goerge sang that song "Ijoba orun" I heard on a friend phone and oh my GOD!!! that song did make me CRYYYYYYYYYYY! ARRRGGGH! since then i had been wondering where i would get it. thanks God for this thread. Now Im off to buy that CD.

Eeeeeyaaaah~Ebonyi! Awon eyan to da ma po ke! Mo sor a mi si gbogbo awon adura yen oooooo! Tiyin na adara!

Hey all yorubas out there lets take a rollcall to see how many we are in naira land. just type a number and lets see how many we'll get
Im number 1

maaaaaan be wise oooo. shes trying to play a fast one. ahn aaahn!!! after 7 months of seeing. was that when she realized she had a bun in the oven?

There was a day i went to see someone at Intercontinental bank Head office, Victoria Island for the very first time. Garbed in my suit and feeling really cool, i strolled in only to discover that i would have to get to the banking hall on the escalator. Gosh! i had only seen this in films, How would i do it naow Anyway, i braved up and walked towards it with my heart in my mouth now feeling highly nervous about climing it. In my fear, i gripped the railing too hard and the escalator kept ascending, cant remember what or how it happened but i found myself ascending along with this scary steps sprawled upside down the escalator. Boy!!! The thing lifted me high to the full glare of everyone in the banking hall. Chai!!! Thank God for some good samaritans who lifted me to my feet as soon as i got to the top. Maaaaaaan, i wished the floor could just swallow me.

i guess its the same thing as having sex. how can it be different with side effects at that?

i once tried to blend beans with a blender to prepare akara cos i was damn hungry for it. my neighbour came with her kids and praised me so well before i even started saying she would love to have a taste.Hmp! when i had finished frying it, it was soooooo ROUGH in the mouth i felt i was eating ground nut with it. The blender did a baaaad work. I shamefully told my neighbour she couldnt have a taste.

she,s stupid is all i can say! she doesnt know the worth of what she has until she looses it.

Is it that "music videos" cant be music videos if the girls dont roll and shake their disgusting butts on the screen and if the casts are not either partying in the club or doing one sick thing or the other, we are trying to mimic the western hip hop style which has even gone out of vogue. they come up with some mind blowing creative stuffs, like wat sef

Florababy, there is a saying that goes thus: seek and you shall find, dream and you shall achieve, knock and the door shall be opened unto you, You know the rest naow. In this life, one has to dream big and not limit one's self just because everybody is saying wait for your time. There are also some pple who started with MOUTH WATERING JOBS with no working experience - So why wont i join that category and rise from there as well? Nothing is damn impossible in life. Start small with how much naow? 10 10 kobo? Nooooo, Ah! Im a man ooo with lots of responsibilities to come sooner or later.

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why is it always difficult for fresh graduates to get great job offers simply because they dont have the work experience. How can we have experiences when we are freshly out of the universities, most especially with 1st class, 2.2 or 2.1 and no companies are giving us a chance to prove ourselves, please tell me, where can the experience come from? Im very sure there are great companies out there who are considerate enough to accept graduates with no experience at all with a mouth watering salary. Afterall, its all about starting somewhere. Please tell us oooo if you know them so we can start bombarding them with our cv's!