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Investigation

Tongolo

A man met his friends son on d way.
Man: Is your dad at home?
Boy: Yes, sar
Man: Ok, Where are you going to?
Boy: I want to quickly going to the Farmer, my pa say I shu go and find Okro
Man: (surprised) You are going to the Farmer ke? Okay what are you then?
Boy: ah! Daddy, I am Kola now.
Man: No, I mean what will you call who use to walk in a "FARMER", as you called it. Shey you get?
Boy: ok, ok... a Farm. I am a Farm, and I want to go and find Okro in the Farmer

YoyoBitters

Thanks, @all.

A man followed his son to his school's end of the year party.
He saw other pupils being awarded gifts for their performance. His son did not collect any.
MAN: God! Why do you give me this kind of son? Are these not children too? At least, they belong to a parent too. Who will not be happy to see his child perform well like this?
The son heard this and was sad. When they end the program they walked out and wait for an okada, while others are going directly to their different cars. SON: God! Why have you given me this kind of father? Are these not someone's father, too. Who will his father have an Air Conditioned Jeep and will not be happy? See, see them as they are enjoying!
The man heard this and gave the son a dirty slap
MAN: stupid boy, idiot, dont you know that if you study hard now, you will buy a Jeep too?
SON: Dad, that means you did not study hard when you are young. Thats why you dont have car?

Educate

Love

Emotional

Evacuate

Defend

Honour

Laugh

Assuming u are a university student and You are broke and u have nothing on u how will u huzzle to get money?

Number

Repent

it has been a long tym here.

Oh, too near

I waited all this while and nobody is to continue from FAUN. WHY!

efflorescence

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*face him and shout*
why you too the shouty shouty? Abeg

Develop

ha! U mean bright be vampire? NL is corrupted! OMMFG!

Death came to a guy and said, "My friend today is your day"
Guy:- "But I'm not ready!". Then death said, "Well your name is the next on my list". ,
Guy:- "Okay why don't you take a seat and I will get you something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"All right " The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the list & removed his name from top of the list and put into the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he said to the guy.
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"Because you have been so very nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the list"

nod

violent excitement: anger
next word:
FAUN

xenon

Nice one, keep i up. Madam