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unah no get work??

just can't stop laughing, bro, kudos to you

why did children of nowadays like copy and paste

you need to seek a pastor, those witch for your village are behind this

there was a girl who used to ask about my gf and I used to tell her I have none, please what do you think she want from me

you think sey I be mumu. you copied 2012 joke and repaste it here you con dey lie sey the thing happened to you mitcccccchhhhhhhhhewwww

can't stop laughing, kudos to you bro

baba sala

yeah, unah no get eyes

A barber and a pastor were
walking along the road.]
BARBER: pastor,do you know
there is no God?
PASTOR: what makes you say so?
BARBER: if there was God,nobody would be
poor,nobody will suffer,and nobody Will lack!
PASTOR: ooh! Brother,the lord
Will prove himself to you.
[After 5 minutes of walking,
they both saw a
dirty madman with his hair
overgrown and unkept] PASTOR: do you
know
their is no barber?
BARBER: hahaha,pastor.. .But i
am a barber,what makes you say so?
PASTOR: if there was a
barber,this man's hair
wont be so overgrown and
unkept.
BARBER: aaah! But if he comes to my shop,i
will
cut his hairs,and make him look neat
PASTOR: so
is God,if you meet him,he will provide you
with all
your needs...He wont let you suffer neither
will He
let you lack! # Word..Come to me all you,
with
heavy burden..and i will give you rest.
Matthew 11:28-30

kudos to you tinkinjow

so y'all are a bunch of dullard, you can't solve this easy puzzle

A guy slept very hungry
and saw bread in his dream, he
took it and
started eating it in his dream.
After he finished
eating it, he saw a coconut and
decided to eat it
too but he didn't see a knife to
cut it. So he
decided to use his teeth only to
receive a dirty
strong slap from his elder
brother! You don finished
pillow....... Now na my head youdey
chew..... You be
witch!?
2014-10-

Four tasmanian camels traveling on a very
narrow ledge encounter four tasmanian camels
coming the other way.
As everyone knows, tasmanian camels never
go backwards, especially when on a precarious
ledge. The camels will climb over each other,
but only if there is a camel sized space on the
other side.
The camels didn't see each other until there
was only exactly one camel's width between
the two groups.
How can all camels pass, allowing both
groups to go on their way, without any camel
reversing?

e be like sey you no get work

Qualities every man wants in a woman

1: religious active in Church/ mosque

2: loves and honors God

3: Has a good testimony

4:self discipline
5:Not a gossip
6:Enthusiastic
7:Respectable
8:inner beauty
9:good personality
10:good sense of humor
11:integrity and honesty
12:trustworthy
13:Godly wisdom
14:make wise decision
15:well organized
16:fun to be with
17sensitive to others need
18:virgin
19:intellectual equal
20:modest
21:kind and caring
22:non critical
23:similar interests
24:good communicator
25:willing to follow leadership
26: loyal and faithful
27:forgiving
28:good listener
30:non materialistic
31:thankful
32:not jealous or possessive
33:supportive
34:encourager.
35:good manners
36:accepts me for who I am
37:not flirtatious
38:feminine
39:friendly
40:hospitable
41:good hygiene
42:meet her families needs
43:patient
44:obedient
45:good with children
46:not too talkative
47:can Cook
48:non sexist
49:responsible
50:noble character
51:dignity
52:prompt
53:global vision
54:no chemical abuse
55:humble ( not conceited)
56:servant's heart
57:someone you want to be the mother of your children
58:creative
59:resourceful
60:decorative abilities
61:nurturing
62:manages time and money well
63 sexually active


General qualities every woman wants in a man

1: religious active
2: loves and honors God
3:has a good testimony
4: has humility(not conceited)
5:forgiving
6: good discernment
7:loyal
8:faithful
9:sensitive to the needs of others
10:not hypocritical
11:right priorities to God, family,money & self
12: virgin not promiscuous
13:mature
14:good sense of humor
15: good communicator
16:good manners
17: not jealous or possessive
18:good personality
19:not easily influenced
20:responsible
21:appreciative
22: equal intelligence
23:has integrity and honesty
24:trustworthy
25:has self control
26:helpful and supportive
27:not controlling
28:hardworking
29:manages time and money well
30: good self image
31:accepts me for who I am
32:choose friends well
33:good hygiene
34:neat and attractive
35:spontaneous-sense of adventure
36:not flirtatious
37: controls temper
38:not critical
39:romantic ( gifts for no reason)
40: no chemical abuse
41:prompt
42:not prejudice
43:sincere
44:similar interests
45:open minded
46:willing to listen
47:consider other ideas
48: encourager
49:kind and gentle
50:good provider
51: good with children
52:shares in household duties
53:able to admit when he is wrong
54:honors and love his family
55:honors and love my family
56:spends quality times with me
57:patient
58:my best friend
59:has a servant's heart not bossy
60:has Godly vision
61:committed
62:not too demanding
63:enjoys being with me
64:accepts my family
65:hospitable
66: non pretentious
67:sexually active
68:not domineering
69:respectful
70:financially capable

A mother is 21 years older than her child. In
exactly 6 years from now, the mother will be
exactly 5 times as old as the child.
Where's the father?

it seems the chick refused to snap the pic with the lady until she removed that scaff

picture or adonbilivit

AKPORS THE JOURNALIST* Akpors who was just employed as a journalist was on his way home when he saw a crowed gathered and asked what was going on.the people at the back said they haven't found out yet but it was an accident. (akpos who wanted to be the first journalist on the incident was trying to get to the place of the incident but there was no chance because the place was crowded) then an ideal just crossed his mind and he shouted...."Please let me pass, he is my father".
After saying that, the crowd gave him way and when he got there, guess what he saw?.
He saw a dead goat with three legs.
Lolzz one word for akpos! Gudnite

Hilarious! ;DHilarious!

abeg I no get time for all this Linda ikeji, or Linda ikegbe

abeg move this thing to front page

127 views without no comment, habbaa!!!

abeg is there any sense in the life drama video by 9ice

abeg is there any sense in the life drama video by 9ice

1: a snail takes 2hrs to crawl 100m

2: your heart beats about 30 million times a year

3: 70% of earth is covered with water

4: the biggest scorpion in the world lives in west Africa. it is as big as a man's hand

4: there are 206 bones in our body

5: by the time you are 20 years old, you will have lost 20% of your sense of smell

6:we know that the longest river in Africa is river Nile. but, there is another river underneath it that holds 6times more water

7; the great white shark has 2 rows of sharp teeth. when the row outside is worn out, the inside row moves forward and another new row grows behind

8: by 2006, Nigeria's film industry had become the third richest in the world

9: chinua achebe's novel [ things falling apart] has sold more than 8 million copies and has been translated into most of the world's major languages

10: there were once a dinosaurs as big as an aeroplane