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crass

don't you guys observe his songs especially the (Go broke)

mitchewwwww

I'm proud to be a Nigerian, naija no dey carry last

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you really tried bro. just can't stop laughing

can't stop laughing

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trying hard to laugh

a secondary school geography teacher
went
to drink at a beer parlour after school
on
friday. His wife was at home waiting
for
himto come back as usual. Past 4pm
he's not
yet back, so the wife thought he is
staying for
evening class. 8pm he is not yet back
so the
wife became worried and alerted some
friends. They all went to the school to
find
everywhere empty. They called
theprincipal
and he said the man left for home
immediately after school. This made
the wife
to become more worried. It's now
11pm so
they went and reported to the police
who
joined in the search. At about 2:30pm,
they
found the man sitting at a corner,
awake and
not sleeping. They reached to him and
asked
why hehas refused to come home. He
called
them a bunch of illiterates..." you lack
knowledge in geography,.. since the
earth
rotates with everything in it, I decided
to sit
here and wait for my house"

just passing by

Just passing by

Rubbish

Can't stop laughing

Novice

You better go to radio station make dem help you advertise am, mumu

my 2go username is salamjamiu8

I have no voice and yet i speak to you, i tell of all things in the world that people do. I have leaves but i am not a tree, i have pages but i am not a bride or royalty. I have a spine and hinges, but i am not a man or a door. I have told you all, i cannot tell you more
WHAT AM I?

Akpors and his father were visiting a mall they were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver wall that could move apart and back together again,
Akpors asked his father, what is this father? The father ( never having seen an elevator) responded" son i have never seen anything like this in my life" i don't know what it is
while Akpors and his father were watching wide eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button the wall opens and the lady rolled between them into the elevator. The wall closed and Akpors and his father watched small circles of lights with number above the walls lights up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse directions. The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24 year old woman stepped out.
Papa akpors yells to akpors"!! Hurry boy go get your mum!

Please one word for akpors and his father!

Funny

A married man died before having sex with his wife,
the wife the cut his manhood embalms it and fixed it on the wall, each night she went to the wall to satisfy herself
one day her neighbour akpor found out then he made a hole on the wall, removed the man's manhood, and put his own instead waiting for the lady,
the lady came with a knife, cuts the manhood and says,
darling we are moving to a new house!

Can't stop laughing

Akpors the bad guy

Akpors the bad guy

Why did 7 8(hate) 9

wonder! Una dey compare olamide with dagrin oh my god anyway sha

nice boobs