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I've been browsing and downloading unlimited things ever since I did the wtf weekly plan, but what get me shocked was that it's no more expiring because I did the subscription on the 29th of January 2015 and I'm using it till date, abeg make una help me thank them wella wella

what a brilliant comment @ asadike

question 1: A horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple
that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the
apple?

question 2; A man was driving his truck. His lights were not
on. The moon was not out. Up ahead, a woman was
crossing the street. How did he see her?

question 3; Take away my first letter, and I still sound the
same. Take away my last letter, I still sound the
same. Even take away my letter in the middle, I
will still sound the same. I am a five letter word.
What am I?

Can't stop laughing

how do I do a hard reset

it has no app world, and the inbuilt browser always demand for WiFi connection, please is their any solution to that ??

Wetin be dis

No.14

He's right no one knows the exact month

Nah wa ooo

picture or adonbilivit

see pic

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I totally disagree with this,she’s so silly for
making such a statement, drop your
comments…..

lolz! kudos to you my bro

;Dcan't stop laughing

or make I send you 200# naira own

kudos to you

you got me bro.

that awkward moment you mistakenly typed ( I wish you badluck, instead of (, I wish you good luck) and you've sent it, wetin you go do

when will ciroma chukwuma adekunle pass waec

wetin u go do if nah you

check out the fattest woman

islamically it's bad

hilarious indeed, more grease to your elbow

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you be mumu

if it doesn't increase the price of garri, wetin concern me

I swear I've never think about that, but thanks

Please this thread is for you to teach others
the many names of God in your languages.
Any language at all ,As many names as
possible so we can Learn and praise him for
who he is.
E.g you can translate something Like this to
any language.
He that abideth of old.
He that built all things
He that by wisdom made the heavens
He that called you into the grace of Christ
He that calleth you
He that cometh from above
He that cometh from heaven
He that cometh in the name of the Lord
He that comforteth you
He that createth the wind
He that declareth unto man what is his
thought
He that endured such contradiction of sinners
against himself
He that filleth all in all
He that formed thee from the womb
He that formeth the mountains
He that giveth breath unto the people
He that giveth strength and power unto his
people
He that hath called us to glory and virtue
He that hath mercy on them
He that hath the key of David
He that hath the seven Spirits of God
He that holdeth the seven stars in his right
hand
He that is able to do exceeding abundantly
above all that we ask or think
He that is able to keep you from falling
He that is able to present you faultless before
the presence of his glory
He that is from the beginning
He that is higher than the highest
He that is holy
He that is mighty
He that is of power to stablish you
He that is true
He that judgeth me
He that judgeth righteously
He that keepeth Israel
He that keepeth thee
He that keepeth thy soul
He that liveth and was dead
He that liveth for ever and ever
He that loved us
He that maketh the morning darkness
He that maketh the seven stars and Orion
He that made great lights
He that ministereth to you the Spirit
He that openeth, and no man shutteth; and
shutteth, and no man openeth
He that ought to be feared
He that pondereth the heart
He that raised up Jesus from the dead
He that revealeth secrets
He that rideth upon the heavens of heavens
He that sanctifieth
He that searcheth the hearts
He that shall have dominion
He that sitteth in the heavens
He that sitteth upon the circle of the Earth
He that sitteth upon the throne
He that smote Egypt in their firstborn
He that spared not his own Son
He that speaketh from heaven
He that strengtheneth the spoiled against the
strong
He that stretched out the Earth above the
waters
He that took me out of the womb