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[color=#000030]Messi with the assist. [/color] |
[color=#000030]Just one single painful goal. [/color] |
[color=#000030]by just 1 goal. [/color] |
[color=#000030]Switzerland lost to Argentina. [/color] |
[color=#000030]Blessed are people like me who have met close to 20 nairalanders (and counting), and have NOT had a single sad experience attached to it. . . You are what you attract. [/color] |
dre11: Meet 2 NL before[color=#000030]You meet "2 NL"? [/color] |
Mad Cow: You sha know say Iya Basira no dey accept Visa and Mastercard o!! And her NURTW Pikin, Gbolahan no dey hear 'Wait let me go and bring money from the ATM'.[color=#000030]Hehe [/color] |
[color=#000030]Travel abroad. . . To Cotonou. [/color] |
Mad Cow: Make Mynd_44 no hear you o!![color=#000030]He'll be welcome. [/color] |
Mad Cow: Popcorn wont help you..[color=#000030]Na this food I need now. [/color] |
Mad Cow: Lol..[color=#000030]Mr Biggs no be am jor. Why you dey defend them sef? You work there? [/color] |
Ishilove: Aphrodisiacs are libido stimulants. For eg, burantashi, spanish fly, chocolates, irish cream etc[color=#000030]Da fuq do you know all their names? [/color] |
Mondisweets: is this your babe jamie[color=#000030]Singing Dbanj's "olorun maje" [/color] |
Mad Cow: WHo come be this one again na?![color=#000030]My biggs with flies everywhere and those dry nonsense they call snacks? It is well o. [/color] |
xynerise: Your dad took you there recently?[color=#000030]I took skydeep. [/color] |
[color=#000030]This is why guys should always take girls out to swimming on the first date, and not Mr Biggs. [/color]
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[quote author=Mynd_44]Buy? She will just cut off your head and grow it in her fridge[/quote][color=#000030]Na she no fit. [/color] |
[color=#000030]Mr biggs is the worst place to take someone to. [/color] |
Mondisweets: u have 32inches?[color=#000030]When do you need it? If mine hasn't grown up to that, I know who to borrow from. [/color] |
Mondisweets: how much did you sell it for?[color=#000030]You wan buy the next batch? [/color] |
Mondisweets: that your peruvian hair[color=#000030]Woman power |
xynerise: So you forgot your language after a week trip to Cotonou?[color=#000030]I don't understand! [/color] |
[quote author=Mynd_44]He and Ogugua were playing "Samson and Delilah" [/quote][color=#000030] Woman power. [/color] |
Mondisweets: kai jamie who cut your hair?[color=#000030]One girl was disturbing me for hair. So I cut am give am. [/color] |
xynerise: I met at Alaba Intl doing his usual ''Oso ahia''[color=#000030]What's oso ahia? [/color] |
[quote author=Mynd_44]Yimu. Flattery won't get you anywhere with my grandmother (Ishilove). My grand dad said he enticed her with roasted yam and palm oil. Try that [/quote][color=#000030]The things ladies have fallen for over the generations. [/color] |
King Tom: Can I come too err just to observe!
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firestar: Then it's confam'd. ![]() |
firestar: If e no dey, consultancy.[color=#000030]Yes or no... Make I prepare my chopsticks. [/color] |
xynerise: Were you the guy with stretch marks on the face she met?[color=#000030]Nah. That should be jaybee. As you can see from my pic, nothing like that. [/color] |



