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Lesson: don't give up for little distractions ..... you'll get there

ladyF:
Happy for her. Maybe one day, LadyF will be on the future N5,000 note...

Baba God pick up my call.

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again

double your huzzle

If only they'll continue the good deeds, then the better for the society

May God save us from our enemies pretending to be friends.....RIP

Larsody:
How was the interview? Are they GNLD people as people said because I received their SMS also to come on Tuesday, 16/8/2016. Please let me know

The interview went well and they are not Gnld but we've not heard anything from them since we finished the interview

U sef dey heartless

I bet the best option is to use screw driver with a nut

Wole Soyinka in making

May God provide for you

Some people just derives killing their fellow human being like a fowl.....RIP

The hotel has no privacy for their customers? If na hired assassins na so the man for take die

One day monkey go go market, he no go come back

True....It happened to me when I was in jss3 and ended up asking her for lunch after bragging to my guys that I'll toast her

The Lord's your strength

I can't help but to imagine if he has a daughter

Jesus is Lord!

Sweetpenis:
He doesn't spend on u,he doesn't suck u hard and he doesn't make u come...who is to be blamed?

The economy's stagnant situation is to be blamed I guess

Tunrayo111:
Need a very Serious and Responsible Man

A responsible man would mostly come your way when you least expect him to but make sure that you're responsible too

Special treatment to a special case for a special person.....

badoi:
I recently opened an account with GTB
And I've tried to register for bvn severally
And they don't send me my bvn pin
I tried checkin on my phone and I got a message that my numer is not associated with bvn stuffs
Pls my question is
Can I withdraw without bvn?? And
Hw can I get d pin after several register_ation
Plss help ur boy

It's better you go to the bank for complaints because it's possible that you were not registered very well by the person In charge..... it has happened to so many people

badoi:
I recently opened an account with GTB
And I've tried to register for bvn severally
And they don't send me my bvn pin
I tried checkin on my phone and I got a message that my numer is not associated with bvn stuffs
Pls my question is
Can I withdraw without bvn?? And
Hw can I get d pin after several register_ation
Plss help ur boy

It's better you to go to the bank for complaints because it's possible that you were not registered very well by the person In charge..... it has happened to so many people

olaskul:
So drinking makes one irresponsible

read what I wrote very well......... drink but not in public if you're a government official or a public figure so as not to tarnish your Image.

Towncrier247:
hmm

consumption of alcohol ain't bad but publicizing it is very wrong. It gives room to people who respect and admire you to see you as irresponsible leader.

Future land lord

Here is how beer causes your pot belly

1. There are calories in beer and these ultimately are stored as fat. This is not peculiar to the calories in beer but any calories that you may consume from any source – including foods. It is however so sad for this guy call “Beer” that it seems to be the scape goat every time someone that has a pot belly evaluates his belly. But this is not so far from the truth because it is very easy to overtake the calories in beer. I know guys that take 8-10 bottles in one night.

If we consider the fact that a typical beer has 140-150 calories in it, downing ten in one night contributes about 1500 calories to your body. Since in a lot of men, fats are easy to store around the mid-region of the body, the belly starts protruding.

Let me just make this clear before I muddle everything up. You may have noticed that I talk about eating carbohydrate and get fat stored in your body. That’s how it works. When you take in more calories than you burn, the excess calories are stored as fat.

2. When we drink beer, we usually do not drink alone, we eat suya (which also has its own dangers), beef, chicken wings, pork, Pizza and foods that have contents with high calorific values. This act alone adds more calories to our body but we blame only beer and forget these accomplices.

3. Alcohol increases appetite for food, so when we spend long hours taking beer and gisting with friends, we tend to take more of whatever we are eating. This contributes more to our calorie intake. They all end up as fat in our body.

4. Finally, it has been established that “In general, alcohol intake is associated with bigger waists, because when you drink alcohol, the liver burns alcohol instead of fat.” This is according to Michael Jensen, MD, an endocrine expert and obesity researcher with the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minn.

You may be wondering that there are beer drinkers that do not have pot bellies. Yes, there are so many of them that I know too. This is because  The part of your body where this fat is stored is dependent on several factors such as age, sex, and hormones. As we get older, our metabolic activities may drop which in turn affect how much we burn the calories that we take in.

Pot belly is linked to a variety of health problems such as type II diabetes, high blood pressure and cardiovascular disease. Therefore, we have to find a way to prevent or get rid of pot belly (if we already have it).

Important Health Tips:

Answer phone calls with the left ear.
Don’t take your medicine with cold water….
Don’t eat heavy meals after 5pm.
Drink more water in the morning, less at night.
Best sleeping time is from 10pm to 4 am.
Don’t lie down immediately taking medicine or after meals.
When phone’s battery is low to last bar, don’t answer the phone, because the radiation is 1000 times stronger.
Can you forward this to people you care about?
I just did, Kindness costs nothing But Knowledge is power…

SirEosa:
MARRIED OR NOT, YOU SHOULD READ THIS ............

“When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I’ve got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes.

Suddenly I didn’t know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly. She didn’t seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why?

I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn’t talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Jane. I didn’t love her anymore. I just pitied her!

With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company. She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who had spent ten years of her life with me had become a stranger. I felt sorry for her wasted time, resources and energy but I could not take back what I had said for I loved Jane so dearly. Finally she cried loudly in front of me, which was what I had expected to see. To me her cry was actually a kind of release. The idea of divorce which had obsessed me for several weeks seemed to be firmer and clearer now.

The next day, I came back home very late and found her writing something at the table. I didn’t have supper but went straight to sleep and fell asleep very fast because I was tired after an eventful day with Jane. When I woke up, she was still there at the table writing. I just did not care so I turned over and was asleep again.
In the morning she presented her divorce conditions: she didn’t want anything from me, but needed a month’s notice before the divorce. She requested that in that one month we both struggle to live as normal a life as possible. Her reasons were simple: our son had his exams in a month’s time and she didn’t want to disrupt him with our broken marriage.

This was agreeable to me. But she had something more, she asked me to recall how I had carried her into out bridal room on our wedding day. She requested that every day for the month’s duration I carry her out of our bedroom to the front door ever morning. I thought she was going crazy. Just to make our last days together bearable I accepted her odd request.
I told Jane about my wife’s divorce conditions. . She laughed loudly and thought it was absurd. No matter what tricks she applies, she has to face the divorce, she said scornfully.

My wife and I hadn’t had any body contact since my divorce intention was explicitly expressed. So when I carried her out on the first day, we both appeared clumsy. Our son clapped behind us, daddy is holding mommy in his arms. His words brought me a sense of pain. From the bedroom to the sitting room, then to the door, I walked over ten meters with her in my arms. She closed her eyes and said softly; don’t tell our son about the divorce. I nodded, feeling somewhat upset. I put her down outside the door. She went to wait for the bus to work. I drove alone to the office.

On the second day, both of us acted much more easily. She leaned on my chest. I could smell the fragrance of her blouse. I realized that I hadn’t looked at this woman carefully for a long time. I realized she was not young any more. There were fine wrinkles on her face, her hair was graying! Our marriage had taken its toll on her. For a minute I wondered what I had done to her.

On the fourth day, when I lifted her up, I felt a sense of intimacy returning. This was the woman who had given ten years of her life to me. On the fifth and sixth day, I realized that our sense of intimacy was growing again. I didn’t tell Jane about this. It became easier to carry her as the month slipped by. Perhaps the everyday workout made me stronger.
She was choosing what to wear one morning. She tried on quite a few dresses but could not find a suitable one. Then she sighed, all my dresses have grown bigger. I suddenly realized that she had grown so thin, that was the reason why I could carry her more easily.

Suddenly it hit me… she had buried so much pain and bitterness in her heart. Subconsciously I reached out and touched her head.
Our son came in at the moment and said, Dad, it’s time to carry mom out. To him, seeing his father carrying his mother out had become an essential part of his life. My wife gestured to our son to come closer and hugged him tightly. I turned my face away because I was afraid I might change my mind at this last minute. I then held her in my arms, walking from the bedroom, through the sitting room, to the hallway. Her hand surrounded my neck softly and naturally. I held her body tightly; it was just like our wedding day.

But her much lighter weight made me sad. On the last day, when I held her in my arms I could hardly move a step. Our son had gone to school. I held her tightly and said, I hadn’t noticed that our life lacked intimacy. I drove to office…. jumped out of the car swiftly without locking the door. I was afraid any delay would make me change my mind…I walked upstairs. Jane opened the door and I said to her, Sorry, Jane, I do not want the divorce anymore.
She looked at me, astonished, and then touched my forehead. Do you have a fever? She said. I moved her hand off my head. Sorry, Jane, I said, I won’t divorce. My marriage life was boring probably because she and I didn’t value the details of our lives, not because we didn’t love each other anymore. Now I realize that since I carried her into my home on our wedding day I am supposed to hold her until death do us apart. Jane seemed to suddenly wake up. She gave me a loud slap and then slammed the door and burst into tears. I walked downstairs and drove away. At the floral shop on the way, I ordered a bouquet of flowers for my wife. The salesgirl asked me what to write on the card. I smiled and wrote, I’ll carry you out every morning until death do us apart.

That evening I arrived home, flowers in my hands, a smile on my face, I run up stairs, only to find my wife in the bed -dead. My wife had been fighting CANCER for months and I was so busy with Jane to even notice. She knew that she would die soon and she wanted to save me from the whatever negative reaction from our son, in case we push through with the divorce.— At least, in the eyes of our son—- I’m a loving husband….

The small details of your lives are what really matter in a relationship. It is not the mansion, the car, property, the money in the bank. These create an environment conducive for happiness but cannot give happiness in themselves.

So find time to be your spouse’s friend and do those little things for each other that build intimacy. Do have a real happy marriage!
If you don’t share this, nothing will happen to you.

If you do, you just might save a marriage. Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.

Remember love is the richest of all treasures. Without it there is nothing; and with it there is everything. Love never perishes , even if the bones of a lover are ground fine like powder. Just as the perfume of sandalwood does not leave it, even if it is completely ground up, similarly the basis of love is the soul, and it is indestructible and therefore eternal. Beauty can be destroyed , but not love.

If you have taken out your time to read this heart touching story, hit LIKE and write "Amen" then share this story for others to read, don't ignore!
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God bless you.

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Amen.....I wish Dad could also read this piece.

nopretense:
Good morning, dear nairalanders. Late in d evening, yesterday, I got a job invite and I'm so skeptical. I want to be sure I'm not on the verge of getting scammed or kidnapped. Pls, tell me wat u knw abt Global Link Consult (GLC), Umuahia, Abia state.
Message reads:



After concise consideration, the mgt of GLOBAL LINK CONCEPT (GLC) invites you for a cooperate chat/assessment with the MD/CEO on Monday 08/08/2016 by 9am.
Office Address:10 Ogoja Lane by Okigwe road Umuahia Abia state
ADMIN. JOB ID: DIA/5211
come with credentials(Originals)
Office line 09024594010

Call the number attached to the message and do Google Global link concept for more information.

Atesunate15:
Few Days Ago, a company was launched newly in Nigeria. In view of this, it needs agents across the state in the Federation.
The company is in the telecommunications industry.
This is an opportunity to be able to lead in your state.
Interested people should contact me.
STRICTLY BUSINESS please.

what means are we using to contact you?

oscarnoble:
Happy Sunday to u all I got this message yesterday requesting me to come for job test and interview ,,do any one knows how genuine this text message is and also the location thanks. Help a broda
Dear Applicant,

As a result of your application for the available job, we would like to invite you to attend an urgent interview on 8 AUGUST BY 9:00 A.M at our office Ambassador Care Resource Fadeyi, Lagos.

No 95, along ikorodu express road, Fadeyi bus-stop, fadeyi, Lagos.

Fadeyi is close to yaba / ojuelegba area of Lagos state, Nigeria.



You will write an aptitude test which will last for about 15minutes.

Then you will have an interview with the department manager. The interview will last about 45 minutes before the selection process begin which will last for about 1-3 hours.

Please bring two passports, this invitation message for reference purpose and also the sms you will receive from job brief, as well as a copy of your driver's license or any valid id card to the interview.

Be punctual.



If the date or time of the interview is inconvenient, please contact us by writing back to this email address jobspalacalagos@gmail.com in order to arrange another appointment.

We look forward to seeing you.

Best regards,

The Human Resources Desk

_____

 http://acrng.com

I got this same message on 28th of last month and also on 6th of this month, so I sense a foul play