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khassy: Wetyn dm cum d use chop

bro.. I see you in 3D o this is arch. jammy

Isaolamide: really?who knows when it will be upgrade

I know many will still go there tomorrow . I will be watchful before making any move
I will hopefully go there on Tuesday if not rectified

laryom1: go to COMSIT on monday guy. It's a very serious case o. Or arent u in Ilorin?

I've seen two people that went there on Friday on the same issue. but they were told that they should chill up till they upgrade their list

laryom1: lol.. Very true.

I got 6 consecutive messages from unilorin and 7 consecutive e-mail of the same content but course wasn't included . so I proceeded to log in to my portal,but I saw " you have not been recommended for admission yet" I'm in great anxiety for nowwhat can I do? because most people say it is networks error or something related


What are they going to do about us?

Isaolamide: Nice post...as i heard but dont know how sure it is,they said that list is 1st batch supplimentary list that 2nd batch will soon be out.

is it true that those admitted recently should pay their acceptance fee before October 3rd?

lucrownt: Chill ma broda, the portal is been upgraded every blessed day. Since they send you the alerts, you will surely be able to do your registration. Alternatively, if you are in Ilorin you can goto school and visit COMSIT.. I think that will relief you.. Sorry for that. It is well..

thanks bro

Jammy2012: bro help me with this..
PRD- 27484-023
BlackBerry 8900
IMEI:- 357239036165044
PIN:- 2278C7C2

help me out guys

help me out guysI got 6 consecutive messages from unilorin and 7 consecutive e-mail of the same content but course wasn't included . so I proceeded to log in to my portal,but I saw " you have not been recommended for admission yet" I'm in great anxiety for nowwhat can I do? because most people say it is networks error or something related

emmanuel4758: yes but what the name of the bb

bro help me with this..
PRD- 27484-023
BlackBerry 8900
IMEI:- 357239036165044
PIN:- 2278C7C2

Holarz: Facin the same problem too,infact too perplexed

Any positive change bro?

Doctor20002: are u not adepoju...

who art thou?

help me out guys
I got 6 consecutive messages from unilorin and 7 consecutive e-mail of the same content but course wasn't included . so I proceeded to log in to my portal,but I saw " you have not been recommended for admission yet" I'm in great anxiety for now
what can I do? because most people say it is networks error or something related

An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place, and okay until one day when the German told him,
"Englander,your arm is infected with gangrene vee must cut it off. "
The English prisoner said, "Well, okay, but could you drop it over
England when you go bombing? "
The German replied, "Ya, that vill not be a problem. "
A few weeks later the German tells the Englishman that they have to cut his other arm off. The Englishman says, "Well, could drop it over
England like you did last time? "
"Ya, that vill be done," says the German.
The next day the German tells him that they have to cut his leg off.
Once again the Brit says, "Well, could you do the same as before? "
The German replies, "Vhy, ya. "
The next the German tells him they have to cut his other leg. "Well," begins the Brit, "could you just... "
The German snapped , "No! We think you are trying to escape! "

A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter. " Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say,"I'm Jane Sugarbrown. "
The
Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said,"Aren't you Mr.
Sugarbrown's daughter? "
With her mother standing just a few feet away, the little girl replied,
"I thought I was, but Mommy says I'm not. "

Read it guys
When I was
Younger :-
• I'd put my arms in
my shirt
and told people I
lost my arms
.
• Would restart the
video game
whenever I knew I
was going
to lose
.
• Had that one pen
with four
colors, and tried to
push all the
buttons at once
.
• Waited behind a
door to
scare someone,
then leaving
because they're
taking too
long to come out.
.
• Faked being
asleep, so I
could be carried to
bed
.
• Used to think that
the moon
followed our car
.
• Tried to balance
the switch
between On/ Off.
.
• Watching two
drops of rain
roll down window
and
pretending it was a
race
.
• The only thing i
had to take
care of was a
school bag.
.
• Swallowed a fruit
seed I was
scared to death
that a tree was
going to grow in my
tummy.
.
• Closed the fridge
extremely
slowly to see when
the lights
went off.
.
• Walked into a
room,. forgot
what you needed,
Walked out,
and then remember.
.
Remember when
we were kids
and couldn't wait to
grow up ?
and now we think
why did we
even grow up?
.
Childhood Was The
Best Part Of
My Life

I love speedy like mad ...especially those that had no exposure to air. imagine how hard it would be while eating it I go pour two pieces for pocket and troway d nylon. Hmmm... Interesting remembrance childhood days is dah best

explorer250: interesting jokes indeed

thanks sire

One day, little
Mikey comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom.
He opens the door, and what does he see, but his father, who had also come home for lunch, stripped naked, on top of his mother, also naked, heavily into the act of lovemaking. Not wanting to traumatize the boy, the parents continue as if nothing was wrong. Mikey watches, and after a couple of minutes asks, "Daddy, can I climb on and have a horsy ride? " "Of course, Son, we're a family. " So Mikey climbs on and after a few more minutes his mother starts moaning and writhing wildly.
"Hang on Dad! ", cries Mikey, "this is where me and the mailman usually fall off! "

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules, saying,
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students.
Anyone caught breaking this rule once will be fined $50. "
He continued, "Anyone caught breaking this rule a second time will be fined $150. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $400. Are there any questions? "
At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired, "How much for a season pass? "

A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. The Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into. The firemen yell to the Brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive! "The Brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away...the Brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato. "C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!' say the firemen to the Redhead. "Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away! " says the Redhead. "No! It's Brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with Redheads! "
"OK " says the Redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake. Finally, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell "Jump! You have to jump! "
"No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away! " yelled the Blonde. "No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away! "
"Look," the Blonde says, "nothing you say is gonna convince me that you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it... "

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you. "She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde ". The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the Blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The Blonde opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said,"How could you do this to a fellow Blonde? "

80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid Convention ". The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer? " A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15? " After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "Eighteen! " Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 blondes start cheering, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance! " The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another chance. " So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5? " After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, "Ninety? " The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened -- the blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! " The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance -- What is 2 plus 2? " The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four? ". Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream... "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! "

A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth.
Turning to the man next to him he said, "I forgot my teeth. "
The man said, "No problem. " With that he reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of false teeth. "Try these," he said.
The speaker tried them. "Too loose," he said.
The man then said, "I have another pair...try these. "
The speaker tried them and responded,
"Too tight. "
The man was not taken back at all. He then said, "I have one more paid of false teeth...try them. "
The speaker said, "They fit perfectly. " With that he ate his meal and gave his address.
After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker went over to thank the man who had helped him.
"I want to thank you for coming to my aid. Where is your office? I've been looking for a good dentist. "
The man replied, "I'm not a dentist. I'm the local undertaker. "

Ten signs that shows you are drunk

10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth. 9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you. 8. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. 7. Your idea of cutting back is less salt. 6. You can focus better with one eye closed. 5. You fall off the floor. 5. The whole bar greets you when you come in. 4. You haven't had a driver's license in such a long time that you have forgotten what one looks like. 3. Roseanne looks good. 2. You don't recognize your wife/husband unless seen through bottom of glass. 1. You spent more time on the floor than you do standing up

A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The Programmer leans over to the Engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game. The Engineer just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The Programmer persists and explains that the game is real easy and a lot of fun. He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,you pay me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I don't know the answer,I'll pay you $5. " Again, the Engineer politely declines and tries to get to sleep. The Programmer, now somewhat agitated, says, "OK, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you$50! "This catches the Engineer's attention, and he sees no end to this torment unless he plays, so he agrees to the game. The Programmer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon? " The Engineerdoesn't say a word, but reaches into his wallet, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the Programmer. Now, it's the Engineer's turn. He asks the Programmer "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down on four? "The Programmer looks up at him with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all of his references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to his co-workers -- all to no avail. After about an hour, he wakes the Engineer and hands him $50. The Engineer politely takes the $50 and turns away to try to get back to sleep. The Programmer, more than a little miffed, shakes the Engineer and asks "Well, so what's the answer? "Without a word, the Engineer reaches into his wallet, hands the Programmer$5, and turns away to get back to sleep."

A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could. 'God,' he prayed, 'I really want a car.' Jumping up and dashing to the window, he saw that the driveway was empty. 'God,' he prayed again, 'I really NEED a car.' Still no answer to his prayers. Suddenly the kid stood up, ran into his parents' bedroom, and grabbed the statuette of the Virgin Mary off the mantelpiece. He wrapped it up in ten layers of paper, using three rolls of tape and a spool of twine, then stuffed it inside a box at the very bottom of his closet. 'Okay, God,' he said, getting down onto his knees again, 'if you ever want to see your mother again...'

A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, "What's the problem, Carol? I hope it's not homework again. "
"Well, uh, yes, it is. " replied Carol. "I was stupid and made my homework paper into a paper airplane. "
"Carol, you're right, that wasn't a very bright thing to do," said the teacher, "but this once I'll let you just unfold the paper and hand it in. "
"Oh, but that won't work," said Carol, looking even sadder. "You see,the plane was hijacked. "

A father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up? "
"Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector," he replies
To this his friend responds, "Strange ambition to have for a career. "
"Well, he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays! "

lazy head

obongproff: Wow! Dis is so hilarious and d same time so on point.

hidden truth

I just showed her the best option. I realized I've been to available for her. she turned me to receiver with transmitter in her custody. I'm really happy it worked for me. . I used to set alarm whenever going there,which I used to stand by. she see this as strange development and wish she had never mess up with me . I'm off the hook

[quote author=lawrenceunaa][/quote]nice bro