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naijaboiy:
haaaa! When you don spoil already?

chimerase2:
u dn carry ibo gal brain cum nw
Shey I go teach u still pay u?

chimerase2:
we re derailing
For more enquiry on de condition u can use ur PM

chimerase2:
choi I dn see person way I beta pass for ibo
U no sabi atall
Cum amu ready to teach u on one condition

kristina1:
And you want to repay her by usin her as sexx toy?

chimerase2:
choi I hv been waiting for ihe ahu ga di egwu

SkinnyDude:
yes. MOST!!

emerich:
The list is missing one of NL Finest, most jovial n having a good sense of humour, Janeify all the way, the list can't be complete without her.

chimerase2:
hmmm lol see u
No u re not correct

Psittacus:
yeahhh, i will try

Jennimma:
chai! Babe,i gbanwela nno. Nice pictures tho,thank God for puberty sha,you're now a beauty.

chimerase2:
nne biko dnt take it personal

naijaboiy:
LoL...see as you dey belittle the boy.
He go fit put seed inside you now o

DollyParton1:
Beautiful!!! you are ur mom's carbon copy.
are u the only girl?

SkinnyDude:
a day before yesterday, i asked this girl out on phone(this is my first time asking a girl out). she agreed and said but i have to buy her something. i asked her what is it. i thought she would say something like xmas cloth or shoe. i might do it for her. she said PHONE! that her phone is faulty, and needs changing. i told her to excercise patience, that i will do it.

yesterday, while on bus. she kept flashing me. i called to know whatsup. she demanded for airtime right away. i told her i'm on a bus, that i will do that once i get home. two hours later, she flashed again. i called and told her that i'm still on the bus. FOR WHERE?! she was busy asking for airtime. i hung the call.

is this how girls behave? are girls this cheap? well, she is officialy my new Sexx toy, because i have seen how cheap and materialistic she is..

naijaboiy:
Hehehehe...only you and that crate of mineral

Funny pic

Jennimma:
you really changed o. Nice pix

Psittacus:
Waiting for the counter thread.. Nlanders with handsome faces..so guyz let d filterin start, . ....b4 then, am adding Janeify she is a damsel

sharawwy:
Indian ryt??

emusmith:
Enx? Why are you looking sad?

emusmith:
Janeify...hmm...she is pretty too.

Jennimma:
ok. It still doesnt change the fact that I won. Deal with that.

tosyne2much:
you know it's a shame on my personality if I follow and you don't follow back

tosyne2much:
lemme follow you if courtesy demands you follow back

Francon:
Last sunday, as we were about to "offer each other a sign of peace" (handshake), d man beside me brought out his hand to shake and I was like * pls don't mind d priests. And he forcefully open my hand and shook it.


Thank God for saving us.

remsonik:
When will I ever become famous on nairaland

When will I ever get laid by one of the hot ladies I follow


When will my thread ever make frontpage

When will I ever make money off naira land


*****this are some of the things that go through their heads*****