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FamilyRe: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Janeify(f): 9:16am On Dec 25, 2014
Okay! So Emeka & Nkiru were
taking a romantic walk down the
beach one cool night. Emeka grabs
Nkiru's hands, draws her closer to
him, kisses her & says, "Baby! You
know I so much love you. There's
no one here. Its just us. Let's do
WEEWEECHU."Nkiru looks around &
says, "My love, I don't want to do
WEEWEECHU please. Let's just hold
hands & cuddle."Emeka
agrees.After a while, Emeka asks
her again, "Oh baby! Please my
love! Let's do WEEWEECHU!"Nkiru
replies: "Baby'm, don't rush me. I
don't want to do it. I just want to
be wrapped in your arms."Emeka
calms down.After a longer while,
Emeka can't hold it any longer. He
says, "My heartbeat, its not fair oh!
Let's do WEEWEECHU nah! Since
last year oh!"Nkiru reluctantly
agrees!So Emeka immediately
grabs her closer to him, hugs her
tight, brings out the guitar
strapped to his back & they both
start singing:"WEEWEECHU A
MERRY CHRISTMAS! WEEWEECHU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS!
WEEWEECHU A MERRY
CHRISTMAS! AND A HAPPY NEW
YEAR!!!!!"See their dirty minds!
What were y'all thinking
WEEWEECHU was? Seasons
greetings Jare!!
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Celebrities Who Were Born On Christmas Day by Janeify(f): 8:58am On Dec 25, 2014
Happy birthday... today is all about space booking
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Christmas Shoutout Train{wish Your Crush,friends And Family Here} by Janeify(f): 8:27am On Dec 25, 2014
Merry Christmas and a prosperous new year to;

Samflexxy, read your diary.
That kind thing nor dey pass you nah undecided
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Nairaland GeneralRe: ★★ Merry Christmas Nairalanders ★★ by Janeify(f): 8:13am On Dec 25, 2014
Microflux:
Dymondgurl(f), farano(f), misshoree(f), Janeify(f), ogeoflyf(f), kozaic(f), sussywink(f), Demmi12(f), Oluwatola5(f), Elantracey(f), cheesekiss(f), Pukka36(f), beau49(f), Bhuumhite(f), quivah(f), cifutemi(f), Ishilove, zleemshaddy, Nelsizzy(m), oluwadanie1(m), BlessingF(f), Blebleswag(f), AbuMikey, goofyone, MrsGoodness(f), pickabeau1, MsAnne(f), Ayoolajumoke(f), destante(f), 190, PretiEbony(f), AGgal(f), priscaoge(f), specialguest(f), nanauju(f), sophieabou(f), haryormeedeh(f), Jennimma(f), AfricanApple(f), codedbaby(f), Moyenii(f), Dyt(f), Tashamania(f), midasbliss(f), MizMyColi(f), somcherry(f), Godmother(f), dechandel(f), Idowuogbo(f), rokiatu(f), Hollyb(f), Princesschi(f), Gee001(f), faithugo64(f), missberrypop5(f), chisombenedicta(f), Missmossy(f), Lizzylobito(f), shalommeri(f), mutter(f), Jasdine(f), mickstique(f), littlemistress(f), mizzkeji44(f), FLAWLES(f), carefreewannabe(f), mzlizabelle(f), Seun(m), Kachisbarbie(f), Mskrisx(f), mifavour(f), paulinemimi(f), Chiamaka01(f), pwreshbawz, Juliaann(f).
With the old wish that is ever new,may the greeting do its share toward making your Christmas a pleasant one.Wishing you a blessed Christmas and a New Year filled with happy surprises.
Dear,remember tosend yourChristmas wishesto yourloved ones!Spread yourkindnessand friendship!
Happy Christmas dude.

More meats to your rice
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Christmas Shoutout Train{wish Your Crush,friends And Family Here} by Janeify(f): 7:59am On Dec 25, 2014
Merry Christmas and a prosperous new year Dechandel
Nairaland GeneralRe: ★★ Merry Christmas Nairalanders ★★ by Janeify(f): 7:56am On Dec 25, 2014
Kachisbarbie:
This one na copy and paste o.
Merry Christmas to everyone.
Y'all rock.
Merry Christmas and a prosperous new year kiss
Christianity EtcRe: What Is Your Most Memorable Christmas Celebration Since You Were Born? by Janeify(f): 7:31am On Dec 25, 2014
Space booked
RomanceRe: Who Says Women Are Not Attracted By What They See? by Janeify(f): 8:36pm On Dec 24, 2014
quivah:
help me here... does it worth my KB wink?
lol.
I just administered my eye drop into my eye cool
No vex,don't think it's worth it grin
RomanceRe: Who Says Women Are Not Attracted By What They See? by Janeify(f): 8:29pm On Dec 24, 2014
quivah:
plus you are also one rude boy
...who can't take a joke.

check your profile because u b chris b?undecided
Lols.

Just check his profile wink
CelebritiesRe: Kanu Nwankwo's Family Unveiled!!! by Janeify(f): 8:22pm On Dec 24, 2014
Cute cool
RomanceRe: 5 Reasons Why Most Men Are More silly Than Girls by Janeify(f): 8:15pm On Dec 24, 2014
#Yawns#
Interesting grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Hi Nairalander's It Ur Best Tym On Christmas Shout Out by Janeify(f): 7:17pm On Dec 24, 2014
KingTom:
Talk na grin
fill the gaps
Nairaland GeneralRe: Hi Nairalander's It Ur Best Tym On Christmas Shout Out by Janeify(f): 7:17pm On Dec 24, 2014
chimerase2:
no vex wetin u just call me? angry angry
Chimerase2




Your anger no fit boil yam tongue
Nairaland GeneralRe: Hi Nairalander's It Ur Best Tym On Christmas Shout Out by Janeify(f): 7:04pm On Dec 24, 2014
KingTom:
Onye? cry O Chimerase2 bu Onye ara grin
ginwa kwanu?
Ibu onye gini?
Onye b..? lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by Janeify(f): 7:01pm On Dec 24, 2014
M4gunners:
I don't have anything against you Sister.My comment was meet to the Op of that Thread for crediting you guys as perfect nairalanders who don't insult someone. Nobody is perfect that is all i have to say.
I never knew that you know/consider that no one is perfect. Thought you're perfect undecided




Bye,go and don't look back
Nairaland GeneralRe: Hi Nairalander's It Ur Best Tym On Christmas Shout Out by Janeify(f): 6:31pm On Dec 24, 2014
emusmith:
Haba! sweety cry
.


Lol.


Ehyah grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Hi Nairalander's It Ur Best Tym On Christmas Shout Out by Janeify(f): 6:30pm On Dec 24, 2014
KingTom:
Chai I will miss guarding your Booty Body cry
grin grin grin
...


Lols

Onye ara cheesy
RomanceRe: Some Reasons Why Guys Should Stop Sending Nairaland Babes Pm. by Janeify(f): 5:49pm On Dec 24, 2014
pweetixandy:
O.p u shld be called dumbmind instead. Soooo,how do u know what runs through a girls's mind when she sees pms frm male nairalanders. No,just tell me,has any nairaland babe told u "dumbmind,nairaland guys just want sex and that is why I dnt reply their pms". So u are one of the silly guys who wld pm a girl just because she quotes u and forgets abt it. the tin don dey pepper u since becos we dnt reply ur pms,lol! If u must pm a girl,I think somethn must have brought u two together,ask her "shld I pm u?" And if she says ok then u'ld be sure she wld reply. I taya for una o! U must be 15
RomanceRe: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by Janeify(f): 5:43pm On Dec 24, 2014
M4gunners:
Ah i thought you are one of the wife Material that was listed last week? Nairalanders keep deceiving themselves.
i knew that someone will come up with this issue but i care less and i don't owe you an explanation, do i?
Besides, i don't remember telling YOU that I'm looking for a husband sad


Between,i never knew i had many stalkers like this grin
RomanceRe: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by Janeify(f): 5:36pm On Dec 24, 2014
Kirinwa:
He's probably heartbroken. He'll get over it.

Besides op that pouting pishure killed it for me. Couldn't help laughing.
lol....guys hate pouting, why? grin
RomanceRe: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by Janeify(f): 1:01pm On Dec 24, 2014
bosun11:
Janeify : No mnd dem, some ladies have fish brain but not all grin grin grin grin
Correct! kiss
RomanceRe: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by Janeify(f): 12:55pm On Dec 24, 2014
fabiano09:
Actually you do have a fishbrain considering what you just typed.
Who's this one.
Get behind me.




Bye undecided
CelebritiesRe: Regina Askia's Daughter Kissing Kogi Prince Musa Ado-Ibrahim (Photo) by Janeify(f): 10:00am On Dec 24, 2014
They look happy, that's what matters
Nairaland GeneralRe: Hi Nairalander's It Ur Best Tym On Christmas Shout Out by Janeify(f): 9:57am On Dec 24, 2014
samflexxy:
no vess na didn't brush cause dint want d scent of ya lips to fade of tongue

Draws closer to her caresses her hair,plants a soft kisson her fore head, moves down to her nose then finally kisses her soft pink lips grin


Tension rising
Lol
RomanceRe: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by Janeify(f): 7:39am On Dec 24, 2014
rabzy:
Everyone's mum and sisters used to be a girl or are still girls.....so how has he not brot them in with his comment.
Thanks man and i didn't insult his sisters or mum.
I was only reminding him that they are Nigerians
RomanceRe: Imagine If The Three Wise Men Were Women by Janeify(f): 7:37am On Dec 24, 2014
Funny, i smiled smiley
RomanceRe: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by Janeify(f): 7:28am On Dec 24, 2014
Swizdoe:
He didn't insult anyone's mum or sisters. Why can't you just ignore instead of bringing his mum and sisters into the matter
highlight the place/places i insulted him.
I didn't complain about his generalization and you're preaching trash.
Sorry,

Park well,no come show yourself undecided
CelebritiesRe: Checkout Yobo`s Adorable Family 2014 Christmas Card (pics) by Janeify(f): 6:56am On Dec 24, 2014
They look good. The heels though lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by Janeify(f): 6:29am On Dec 24, 2014
FriedPlantain:
hehehehe, I see what you did there..... grin
Lol...i didn't do anything o wink
RomanceRe: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by Janeify(f): 6:07am On Dec 24, 2014
mcdreeezy:
Girls with their fish brains; especially nigerian girls.
this comments is tempting me to make a harsh comment but i won't cheesy
Guy,Naija girls don't have fish brains ;your sisters don't and your mum's brainis not made of fish scales/whatever.so,why the generalization?

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