Family › Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Janeify(f): 9:16am On Dec 25, 2014 |
Okay! So Emeka & Nkiru were taking a romantic walk down the beach one cool night. Emeka grabs Nkiru's hands, draws her closer to him, kisses her & says, "Baby! You know I so much love you. There's no one here. Its just us. Let's do WEEWEECHU."Nkiru looks around & says, "My love, I don't want to do WEEWEECHU please. Let's just hold hands & cuddle."Emeka agrees.After a while, Emeka asks her again, "Oh baby! Please my love! Let's do WEEWEECHU!"Nkiru replies: "Baby'm, don't rush me. I don't want to do it. I just want to be wrapped in your arms."Emeka calms down.After a longer while, Emeka can't hold it any longer. He says, "My heartbeat, its not fair oh! Let's do WEEWEECHU nah! Since last year oh!"Nkiru reluctantly agrees!So Emeka immediately grabs her closer to him, hugs her tight, brings out the guitar strapped to his back & they both start singing:"WEEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! WEEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! WEEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!"See their dirty minds! What were y'all thinking WEEWEECHU was? Seasons greetings Jare!! |
Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Celebrities Who Were Born On Christmas Day by Janeify(f): 8:58am On Dec 25, 2014 |
Happy birthday... today is all about space booking |
Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Christmas Shoutout Train{wish Your Crush,friends And Family Here} by Janeify(f): 8:27am On Dec 25, 2014 |
Merry Christmas and a prosperous new year to; Samflexxy, read your diary. That kind thing nor dey pass you nah  NaijaOptimist, manchy7531, PerfumeRepublik, alexo68(m), chimerase2, tidharmie(m), tosyne2much(m), Jennimma(f), erekere(m), priscaoge(f), Ranks007(m), chrisvilla(m), obumneke21(m), Frankdamaxx(m), jboi81(m), emerich(m), peteruuu(m), Charchy07(m), misterkelly, coolebux(m), KingsleyJay(m), emma2002(m), ifyn4real, flywheel(m), ojdollars(m), musfad(m), wunmi590(m), ProffT01, adekorlar(m), dmjinc(m), jbrodaly(m), Microflux(m), harffie(m), LovelyPrince, ALKARULEZ615(m), charming247(m), Madumere17, Smoothsilky(m), kristina1(f), xamster(m), dew1, drizzytee, ifex370(m), sirnoel(m), shadowgwalker, xeighy(m), Psittacus(m), emusmith(m), marieolae(f), QuiverBox(f), MizAusta(f), CalabarBoi(m), naijaboiy(m), Dapo777(m), illicit(m), kelvindim(m), Therock5555(m), AbuMikey, samflexxy, ofala(m), mirexx(f), dechandel(f), daveP(m), Kachisbarbie(f), DollyParton1(f), feyif(f), lalasticlala(m) |
Nairaland General › Re: ★★ Merry Christmas Nairalanders ★★ by Janeify(f): 8:13am On Dec 25, 2014 |
Microflux: Dymondgurl(f), farano(f), misshoree(f), Janeify(f), ogeoflyf(f), kozaic(f), sussywink(f), Demmi12(f), Oluwatola5(f), Elantracey(f), cheesekiss(f), Pukka36(f), beau49(f), Bhuumhite(f), quivah(f), cifutemi(f), Ishilove, zleemshaddy, Nelsizzy(m), oluwadanie1(m), BlessingF(f), Blebleswag(f), AbuMikey, goofyone, MrsGoodness(f), pickabeau1, MsAnne(f), Ayoolajumoke(f), destante(f), 190, PretiEbony(f), AGgal(f), priscaoge(f), specialguest(f), nanauju(f), sophieabou(f), haryormeedeh(f), Jennimma(f), AfricanApple(f), codedbaby(f), Moyenii(f), Dyt(f), Tashamania(f), midasbliss(f), MizMyColi(f), somcherry(f), Godmother(f), dechandel(f), Idowuogbo(f), rokiatu(f), Hollyb(f), Princesschi(f), Gee001(f), faithugo64(f), missberrypop5(f), chisombenedicta(f), Missmossy(f), Lizzylobito(f), shalommeri(f), mutter(f), Jasdine(f), mickstique(f), littlemistress(f), mizzkeji44(f), FLAWLES(f), carefreewannabe(f), mzlizabelle(f), Seun(m), Kachisbarbie(f), Mskrisx(f), mifavour(f), paulinemimi(f), Chiamaka01(f), pwreshbawz, Juliaann(f). With the old wish that is ever new,may the greeting do its share toward making your Christmas a pleasant one.Wishing you a blessed Christmas and a New Year filled with happy surprises. Dear,remember tosend yourChristmas wishesto yourloved ones!Spread yourkindnessand friendship! Happy Christmas dude. More meats to your rice |
Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Christmas Shoutout Train{wish Your Crush,friends And Family Here} by Janeify(f): 7:59am On Dec 25, 2014 |
Merry Christmas and a prosperous new year Dechandel |
Nairaland General › Re: ★★ Merry Christmas Nairalanders ★★ by Janeify(f): 7:56am On Dec 25, 2014 |
Kachisbarbie: This one na copy and paste o. Merry Christmas to everyone. Y'all rock. Merry Christmas and a prosperous new year  |
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Your Most Memorable Christmas Celebration Since You Were Born? by Janeify(f): 7:31am On Dec 25, 2014 |
Space booked |
Romance › Re: Who Says Women Are Not Attracted By What They See? by Janeify(f): 8:36pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
quivah: help me here... does it worth my KB ? lol. I just administered my eye drop into my eye  No vex,don't think it's worth it  |
Romance › Re: Who Says Women Are Not Attracted By What They See? by Janeify(f): 8:29pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
quivah: plus you are also one rude boy ...who can't take a joke.
check your profile because u b chris b? Lols. Just check his profile  |
Celebrities › Re: Kanu Nwankwo's Family Unveiled!!! by Janeify(f): 8:22pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
Cute  |
Romance › Re: 5 Reasons Why Most Men Are More silly Than Girls by Janeify(f): 8:15pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
#Yawns# Interesting  |
Nairaland General › Re: Hi Nairalander's It Ur Best Tym On Christmas Shout Out by Janeify(f): 7:17pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
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Nairaland General › Re: Hi Nairalander's It Ur Best Tym On Christmas Shout Out by Janeify(f): 7:17pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
chimerase2: no vex wetin u just call me?  Chimerase2 Your anger no fit boil yam  |
Nairaland General › Re: Hi Nairalander's It Ur Best Tym On Christmas Shout Out by Janeify(f): 7:04pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
KingTom: Onye? O Chimerase2 bu Onye ara  ginwa kwanu? Ibu onye gini? Onye b..?  |
Romance › Re: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by Janeify(f): 7:01pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
M4gunners: I don't have anything against you Sister.My comment was meet to the Op of that Thread for crediting you guys as perfect nairalanders who don't insult someone. Nobody is perfect that is all i have to say. I never knew that you know/consider that no one is perfect. Thought you're perfect  Bye,go and don't look back |
Nairaland General › Re: Hi Nairalander's It Ur Best Tym On Christmas Shout Out by Janeify(f): 6:31pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
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Nairaland General › Re: Hi Nairalander's It Ur Best Tym On Christmas Shout Out by Janeify(f): 6:30pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
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Romance › Re: Some Reasons Why Guys Should Stop Sending Nairaland Babes Pm. by Janeify(f): 5:49pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
pweetixandy: O.p u shld be called dumbmind instead. Soooo,how do u know what runs through a girls's mind when she sees pms frm male nairalanders. No,just tell me,has any nairaland babe told u "dumbmind,nairaland guys just want sex and that is why I dnt reply their pms". So u are one of the silly guys who wld pm a girl just because she quotes u and forgets abt it. the tin don dey pepper u since becos we dnt reply ur pms,lol! If u must pm a girl,I think somethn must have brought u two together,ask her "shld I pm u?" And if she says ok then u'ld be sure she wld reply. I taya for una o! U must be 15 |
Romance › Re: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by Janeify(f): 5:43pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
M4gunners: Ah i thought you are one of the wife Material that was listed last week? Nairalanders keep deceiving themselves. i knew that someone will come up with this issue but i care less and i don't owe you an explanation, do i? Besides, i don't remember telling YOU that I'm looking for a husband  Between,i never knew i had many stalkers like this  |
Romance › Re: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by Janeify(f): 5:36pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
Kirinwa: He's probably heartbroken. He'll get over it.
Besides op that pouting pishure killed it for me. Couldn't help laughing. lol....guys hate pouting, why?  |
Romance › Re: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by Janeify(f): 1:01pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
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Romance › Re: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by Janeify(f): 12:55pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
fabiano09: Actually you do have a fishbrain considering what you just typed. Who's this one. Get behind me. Bye  |
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Celebrities › Re: Regina Askia's Daughter Kissing Kogi Prince Musa Ado-Ibrahim (Photo) by Janeify(f): 10:00am On Dec 24, 2014 |
They look happy, that's what matters |
Nairaland General › Re: Hi Nairalander's It Ur Best Tym On Christmas Shout Out by Janeify(f): 9:57am On Dec 24, 2014 |
samflexxy: no vess na didn't brush cause dint want d scent of ya lips to fade of 
Draws closer to her caresses her hair,plants a soft kisson her fore head, moves down to her nose then finally kisses her soft pink lips 
Tension rising Lol |
Romance › Re: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by Janeify(f): 7:39am On Dec 24, 2014 |
rabzy: Everyone's mum and sisters used to be a girl or are still girls.....so how has he not brot them in with his comment. Thanks man and i didn't insult his sisters or mum. I was only reminding him that they are Nigerians |
Romance › Re: Imagine If The Three Wise Men Were Women by Janeify(f): 7:37am On Dec 24, 2014 |
Funny, i smiled  |
Romance › Re: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by Janeify(f): 7:28am On Dec 24, 2014 |
Swizdoe: He didn't insult anyone's mum or sisters. Why can't you just ignore instead of bringing his mum and sisters into the matter highlight the place/places i insulted him. I didn't complain about his generalization and you're preaching trash. Sorry, Park well,no come show yourself  |
Celebrities › Re: Checkout Yobo`s Adorable Family 2014 Christmas Card (pics) by Janeify(f): 6:56am On Dec 24, 2014 |
They look good. The heels though  |
Romance › Re: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by Janeify(f): 6:29am On Dec 24, 2014 |
FriedPlantain: hehehehe, I see what you did there.....  Lol...i didn't do anything o  |
Romance › Re: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by Janeify(f): 6:07am On Dec 24, 2014 |
mcdreeezy: Girls with their fish brains; especially nigerian girls. this comments is tempting me to make a harsh comment but i won't  Guy,Naija girls don't have fish brains ;your sisters don't and your mum's brainis not made of fish scales/whatever.so,why the generalization? |
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