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.............Yesterday was fun in the Romance Section as two Nairaland E-warriors exchanged grammatical insults, These made so many nairalanders glued to their phones busy refreshing the topic in order to get latest update from their favourite warrior.... Sure many had to spread their mats to book their front seat on the thread while others were crunching their pop corns.. .............and guess what?? the fight lasted for over 12 hours.......... Well u havent missed anything because im going to give the full details of the insults and replies....
It all started when "FunLord" replied "EroticAngelina" opinion on the topic ""When She Says NO""

Re: When She Says No by funlord( m ): 11:41am On Aug 27
EroticAngelina: so girls are too desperate go say no to a marriage proposal dat when they say no, it bkums a huge deal? I seriously dnt know wat guys want!!??! when a girl is urging them into marriage, they say we too desperate! when we nt ready to marry them or tell them no, they say we too proud! wat do u guys want from us??!?
FunLord: The "Crack" wey dem sell give this one this morning na the better type! Pure and uncut!
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EroticAngelina: hmmm like the one u were taking as a malnourished baby any similarities btwn u and a human being z utter coincidence. keep talking, someday u'll say something intelligent by Gods grace...
...Na so War start oooooooo,
Sit back, Relax, Get a pen and a Note and write some words down to improve your vocabulary

FunLord: Look at this vapid chibok prostitute typing out expired and stale lines! It's so cute when you try to type about things you don't understand. Anyway It's a good thing for you that at least you have that your reeking _vagina and your slipper looking breasts to make up for your factory fitted _stupidity, because as for your brain its nothing more than a decoration!

EroticAngelina: You Stuck-up, Half-witted, Scruffy-looking Nerfherder. useless piece of utter rubbish. u are no match for me. I fart to make u smell better
u are nuttier than a squirrel's turd. my boobz are as full as ur over- phat tissue u call a brain. tell me, who's the otondo that released u and ur worthless family from ur cage u eejit, numpty bastard son of a ho' lmao!!! u think u know anything I'm really sorry for ur troubled soul. product of rape. mtchewww. if ya mama born u well, type shiiit to me again, dimwitted rat.

FunLord: What is all this siberian jargon that you are typing? Ha haha! Any similarity between you and a human being is purely
coincidental! I just took a look at your picture to be sure I was trading barbs with a human being and I regretted it
instantly! Why do you have a face that looks like a slapped arse?
Your so dumb that I'm sure The smartest thing ever to come out of that your cancerous mouth was a _penis. See
make up looking like war paint all over your face? Your makeup looks like it was applied with a shotgun Plus you look as skinny as shaka zulus spear! Do your
parents feed you at all? I'm sure if I fed you a piece of meat now people would think that you were 9 months pregnant! Hopeless dumb, inconsequential, disease ravaged, local _idiot feeling fly!

EroticAngelina: lwkmd!!! I can see ur so pained, I'd almost pity u... buh nah. u started it first bae, so I guess I'll have to tame ur fugly half-baked black dirry azz Tell me hon, do u still luv nature despite what it did to u? ugly black stoopid baboon. offspring of a thousand fathers how's dat ur keke napep business doing?? I might look skinny buh my dog eats better than u'll ever eat in ur short-spanned life u red zombie broke wayward, dizzy-eyed son of a Snake. useless walking disaster. have u considered suing ur brain for non-support? lame limp noodle who thinks he's tough and all. by the time I'm done burying u next to ur dead decayed ancestors today, u'll cry blood brainless Arrow. ur family z so poor, they beg from beggers on the street too nonsensical, foolish bottled-shaped-headed madman! fvcking fugly faced alien with no direction in life. hungry bulldog. clumsy three-eyed klutz.silly gay cockshiner bald dwarf suffering from 1st class kwashiorkor! Margot I'd iot


FunLord: Cheii? Which kind of underdeveloped baby gorilla am I training like this? You can't spell, your disses are like the types I heard in primary school, you are only helping to further embarrass yourself! Bloody olodo rabata! Maybe if you ate some of that makeup you tend to over use while trying to hide the craters and speed bumps situated on your hideous face then maybe you could at least have become pretty on your insides! Your childhood was filled with massive _incest, molestation, human trafficking and child rape! This is why you have grown up to become an uncouth world class _moron without a single iota of class! What does one expect from the
daughter of a "keke napep driver and an idumota prostitute" if not illiteracy and public disgrace!
You _fucking _dick sucking no good clucking chicken headed, hoodrat, hoochie mama wannabe! Block headed floozie! You suck _cocks like a vaccum cleaner! Instead of you to at least try to slow your roll so that your jaw bones can heal from too much _penis action! On sundays you sweat consistently while in church due to your prostitutes guilty conscience, is that not why you are now thinking of becoming an atheist? Hmm...I dont know what your probelm is,but I'm going to bet it's really hard to pronounce. Daughter of a 1000 disease ravaged lunatics!!!!!!!

EroticAngelina: *yawns* is that all u got, pig? I bet ur brain feels good as new, seeing as uve never used it. why do guys like gabbing girls with stuff that has to do with sex or sex related are u guys that lame or is that all u know lyk seriously, its getting boring and out of style. try something else and keep me entertained, coward I'd luv to leave u with one thought, buh im not quite sure u av anywhere to put it. calling u stoopid would be an insult to stoopid ppl. brainless sick slow nincompoop. to be honest, u are a living proof that man can do without brain for a while sha u say I look ugly, skinny and whatnot... buh can u do me a huge favor, upload ur mother(if u got any) or sister's PUC, and let's compare mad dog wey hunger and poverty don use play football. demented bipolar orangutan from the forest. scabby slobby pig-faced bovine specimen. product of a gangrape. ugly bastard. castrated mentally distorted nimrod. akpansi. mammywater pikin. old black dirty hairy-azzed gay. village champion. useless piece of nothing. I can see u take after ur father(or should I say fathers ) in the book department thin-lipped poltron worthless scumbag. u so ugly I'd marry a gorilla instead of u(no kidding) shiiiity cross-eyed sickler ^^ what a pussssy needle-diicked self-servicer. no girl agrees to fvck u cos ur face alone can cause high temperature. jerk. ugly toad. foolish fat fvcking fool jx like ur thousand fathers. shiiithead.

FunLord: Since you don't know when to shut up that your condom filled mouth let me help you close it! Now let me put to bed this daughter a of "a _retarded _bitch, that had previously been raped by a bunch of teenage gorillas deep in the jungles of the congo" before she was able to _shit out this "half ape, half kidult, half hobbit and fully developed mong called "ANGELWHORE" that if not for the providence that I have to display as your LORD, I would never have had to reply to your random psychotic rants! Normally I discard the mentions of "scuzzy dullards" like yourself similar to how your father discards the "HIV2 tainted condoms the unfortunate man has to make use of whenever he has to engage in sexual relations with that pitiful creature that shares the same exact type of d.n.a with "Gollum from the lord of the rings" that he refers to as his wife and you refer to as mummy in a dustbin!" No one cares about the opinions of a "world class fool such as YOURSELF, who looks like what would come out of the birth cavity of a donkey that successfully had a _threesome with an orangutan and an elephant! You are mentally unstable and have a bi-polar state of mind, but I really wish you could open a thread and explain to us once and for all what really crawled up your anus apart from "random _penises", and died in your belly that has turned a formerly "happy go lucky little female ape" into a "Dirty, Dyslexic, Scuzzy, Asexual, Abstemious Piglet!" All your rant like posts are filled with hotch potch rhetoric,
hooey based assertions and empty logic! No creativity whatsoever! I've seen roadkill on highways with more charisma than you! Your mentions are always just like a little piece of rectal discharge and you lack the capacity to ruminate over why your existence is such a distorted mess!
Unfortunately for you, now you have met your LORD, and I have decided to teach your ass a lesson in vitriol and ensure you shall forever remain tagged as a loser at the zero sum game that I am currently playing with your NL destiny! I have destroyed your credibility, pride and self seeking ego all in one fell swoop leaving you looking like a school of fish suddenly caught and confused by an unexpected maelstrom by the elegant and pristine flow of my harsh but true words via my keypad dexterity I've seen your types all through history, Oh yes! Your cursed species are familiar to me! We refer to you and your families kind as the "demagogues, quislings and traitors of society,although not all hope is lost for you,because your type can easily be salvaged! What you really require is a "personality transplant." Ultimately what can one expect from a "GLORIFIED CHIBOK BABE" who mtn, glo,etisalat and airtel has given a chance to mix with reasonble members of society if not embarrassment! I know you had a turbulent childhood, filled with sexual molestation, numerous suicide attempts, and many pathetic spells in mental and penal institutions!" This is why you now suffer from full mental deterioration! Your "keyboard babarity" must be also as a result of the fact that you were deprived of proper care and affection at the dingy cave you called home as "a child and even now as a fully grown animal"! In addition to your parents, I really also feel bad for your brothers or sisters, because If I had a sister like YOU, I would have put myself up for adoption long ago! Now swerve outta my lane you skank! I have regrets that have lasted longer then YOU!You are nothing but a Classical _IDIOT and a professional HAG!

EroticAngelina: now I see why ur slutty mom abandoned u in a dustbin. u are simply a good for nothing piece of cow shiiit. I pity the womanwho will fall into ur trap ad a wife(tho I doubt any sane woman will take u in)idiiiiotic demonic son of a dickkk addict. foolish slow moronic plebian. when u look at urself in the mirror, what do u see? a fvcking dumb monster with a black soul. poverty stricken oliver twist. u sit untop Maggi cube, yet ur leg no gree reach ground. Dats how short u are. ape-like specimen. ur a sick,toothpick-dickkked agboro with black smelling teeth, I'd rather kiss a stray dog than bring my face near a cave boy lyk uIgnorant, gross, unrefined ugly entity lyk u shouldn't even be
alive in the first place. last I checked, ur home was the zoo animalistic, graceless piece of hopelessness. uncivil obscene piece of shamefulness. uneducated impertinent goblin with 4 o'clock eyes. see ur fat mountain-looking leaking nose. babaric, brusque bag of shiiiit. u let every gay man fvck and over expand that ur dirty black smelling leaking expired disfunctioning well at ur back bkus u so addicted to diickkk, u could be a dickkkk ambassador. hungry disorientated earthworm. old grunt intrusive loutish manwhore. ur dickkk z soo thin and small I could use it to sew ur torn clothes. ugly peremptory African zombie! u are jx a failure in life and nothing can change that. You were created in the image of a goat. puerile piece of hogwash. u are jx a wasted sperm mixed with ur mother's bad rotten decaying shiiry excuse for an egg. useless aba boy roaming the streets. sterile chimp from the amazon forest. SON OF A BITCHHHHHHHH


FunLord: Ayaaah! I can feel the tears dropping on your screen! I can
also sense your bitterness through the nl matrix! This is world class embarrassment abi? I'm sure you wish my rifle could just magically appear along with me in front of you so that you could squeeze the trigger right? Sorry oh, its too late! You are now trapped in my "rubics cube of damnation"! Have you heard about game theory? Or the 36 chambers? Or how the "killa bees swarm"? No? I guessed as much! Your I.Q is the size of a grain of sand so eternal daftness is your portion, resting at the bottom of the lagos lagoon is youreventual destiny and me decapitating you before proceeding to use your empty skull as an ash tray for my blunts is only par for the course! You wanted beef but you forgot that you still have a mouth filled with "milk baboon teeth!" You can't chew my kind of prime ribbed beef yet, but you can slobber balls, suck _shit stained cocks that have just exited your anus, and guzzle more _sperm than the fuel tank of a hummer getting filled up with petrol! I was wondering, If I put my _dick in your mouth right now, will that shut you up? Hmmmmm? Ha ha ha ha ha...................

EroticAngelina: [/b]u are an impotent slave. ur fvcking birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom manufacturer that produced the expired and leaking condom that mistakenly produced u. ur family tree is a cactus cos everyone on it is a prickk. stoopid unlucky bastard. ur so ugly, dat when ur mum dropped u at school, she got fined for littering. sick dumbazz. u think u smart. FYI, if ur twice smart, ull still be fvcking stoopid. tell me, so out of 500,000 sperm, u were the fastest?? unattractive piece of cow shiiit. holigan. if u want to know abt mistakes, frog, ask ur fvcking parents. with an ugly face lyk urs, I wish I was blind! fvcking cockshiiitfvcker. why don't u check up on olx, to see if they got a life for sale imprudent, uncivilized rooster-headedfvcking lowlife. the only thing positive abt u is ur .HIV status. demented starved brain-damaged alien. u are a damn mistake and u know it. ugly over thin stick.

[b]FunLord: Too bad now you have to resort to stealing lines from internet diss sites! OLODO! Write your own _shit! All your "apology letter from the condom factory lines are tired old lines on nl"! Try harder you brainless dimwitted chemo patient! Kai this babe you really are a pitiful dunce! YOU SUCK! Lol! To an unintelligent dunce like you it must be amazing to witness the brilliance of an intelligent gangster In full flight innit? _Bitch you have been dead and buried right from the 1st page! Look at how many people have been pleading for me to pity you? Look at how many females even are laughing at you in embarrassment? What a vapid mumu you are to think you are making any difference here! Your so _stupid to even think you are making any sort of impact with your weak stolen crap! It is shame that keeps bringing you back to my mentions, but it suprises even me that primates have shame sef! I _fuck dumb bleeps like you for breakfast, before proceeding to _fuck harlots like your mother for lunch and then I top itup with a 5 course meal made entirely from your little sisters teenage _pussy for dinner! The women of your family are my waste bin! And the males In your family are so _stupid that your dad actually hails me for doing a good job on the females of his slut clan, while your younger brother is my number 1 fan and your last sister is my main biatch!! Lolzzz!!!!

.............Yesterday was fun in the Romance Section as two Nairaland E-warriors exchanged grammatical insults, These made so many nairalanders glued to their phones busy refreshing the topic in order to get latest update from their favourite warrior.... Sure many had to spread their mats to book their front seat on the thread while others were crunching their pop corns.. .............and guess what?? the fight lasted for over 12 hours.......... Well u havent missed anything because im going to give the full details of the insults and replies....
It all started when "FunLord" replied "EroticAngelina" opinion on the topic ""When She Says NO""

Re: When She Says No by funlord( m ): 11:41am On Aug 27
EroticAngelina: so girls are too desperate go say no to a marriage proposal dat when they say no, it bkums a huge deal? I seriously dnt know wat guys want!!??! when a girl is urging them into marriage, they say we too desperate! when we nt ready to marry them or tell them no, they say we too proud! wat do u guys want from us??!?
FunLord: The "Crack" wey dem sell give this one this morning na the better type! Pure and uncut!
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EroticAngelina: hmmm like the one u were taking as a malnourished baby any similarities btwn u and a human being z utter coincidence. keep talking, someday u'll say something intelligent by Gods grace...
...Na so War start oooooooo,
Sit back, Relax, Get a pen and a Note and write some words down to improve your vocabulary

FunLord: Look at this vapid chibok prostitute typing out expired and stale lines! It's so cute when you try to type about things you don't understand. Anyway It's a good thing for you that at least you have that your reeking _vagina and your slipper looking breasts to make up for your factory fitted _stupidity, because as for your brain its nothing more than a decoration!

EroticAngelina: You Stuck-up, Half-witted, Scruffy-looking Nerfherder. useless piece of utter rubbish. u are no match for me. I fart to make u smell better
u are nuttier than a squirrel's turd. my boobz are as full as ur over- phat tissue u call a brain. tell me, who's the otondo that released u and ur worthless family from ur cage u eejit, numpty bastard son of a ho' lmao!!! u think u know anything I'm really sorry for ur troubled soul. product of rape. mtchewww. if ya mama born u well, type shiiit to me again, dimwitted rat.

FunLord: What is all this siberian jargon that you are typing? Ha haha! Any similarity between you and a human being is purely
coincidental! I just took a look at your picture to be sure I was trading barbs with a human being and I regretted it
instantly! Why do you have a face that looks like a slapped arse?
Your so dumb that I'm sure The smartest thing ever to come out of that your cancerous mouth was a _penis. See
make up looking like war paint all over your face? Your makeup looks like it was applied with a shotgun Plus you look as skinny as shaka zulus spear! Do your
parents feed you at all? I'm sure if I fed you a piece of meat now people would think that you were 9 months pregnant! Hopeless dumb, inconsequential, disease ravaged, local _idiot feeling fly!

EroticAngelina: lwkmd!!! I can see ur so pained, I'd almost pity u... buh nah. u started it first bae, so I guess I'll have to tame ur fugly half-baked black dirry azz Tell me hon, do u still luv nature despite what it did to u? ugly black stoopid baboon. offspring of a thousand fathers how's dat ur keke napep business doing?? I might look skinny buh my dog eats better than u'll ever eat in ur short-spanned life u red zombie broke wayward, dizzy-eyed son of a Snake. useless walking disaster. have u considered suing ur brain for non-support? lame limp noodle who thinks he's tough and all. by the time I'm done burying u next to ur dead decayed ancestors today, u'll cry blood brainless Arrow. ur family z so poor, they beg from beggers on the street too nonsensical, foolish bottled-shaped-headed madman! fvcking fugly faced alien with no direction in life. hungry bulldog. clumsy three-eyed klutz.silly gay cockshiner bald dwarf suffering from 1st class kwashiorkor! Margot I'd iot


FunLord: Cheii? Which kind of underdeveloped baby gorilla am I training like this? You can't spell, your disses are like the types I heard in primary school, you are only helping to further embarrass yourself! Bloody olodo rabata! Maybe if you ate some of that makeup you tend to over use while trying to hide the craters and speed bumps situated on your hideous face then maybe you could at least have become pretty on your insides! Your childhood was filled with massive _incest, molestation, human trafficking and child rape! This is why you have grown up to become an uncouth world class _moron without a single iota of class! What does one expect from the
daughter of a "keke napep driver and an idumota prostitute" if not illiteracy and public disgrace!
You _fucking _dick sucking no good clucking chicken headed, hoodrat, hoochie mama wannabe! Block headed floozie! You suck _cocks like a vaccum cleaner! Instead of you to at least try to slow your roll so that your jaw bones can heal from too much _penis action! On sundays you sweat consistently while in church due to your prostitutes guilty conscience, is that not why you are now thinking of becoming an atheist? Hmm...I dont know what your probelm is,but I'm going to bet it's really hard to pronounce. Daughter of a 1000 disease ravaged lunatics!!!!!!!

EroticAngelina: *yawns* is that all u got, pig? I bet ur brain feels good as new, seeing as uve never used it. why do guys like gabbing girls with stuff that has to do with sex or sex related are u guys that lame or is that all u know lyk seriously, its getting boring and out of style. try something else and keep me entertained, coward I'd luv to leave u with one thought, buh im not quite sure u av anywhere to put it. calling u stoopid would be an insult to stoopid ppl. brainless sick slow nincompoop. to be honest, u are a living proof that man can do without brain for a while sha u say I look ugly, skinny and whatnot... buh can u do me a huge favor, upload ur mother(if u got any) or sister's PUC, and let's compare mad dog wey hunger and poverty don use play football. demented bipolar orangutan from the forest. scabby slobby pig-faced bovine specimen. product of a gangrape. ugly bastard. castrated mentally distorted nimrod. akpansi. mammywater pikin. old black dirty hairy-azzed gay. village champion. useless piece of nothing. I can see u take after ur father(or should I say fathers ) in the book department thin-lipped poltron worthless scumbag. u so ugly I'd marry a gorilla instead of u(no kidding) shiiiity cross-eyed sickler ^^ what a pussssy needle-diicked self-servicer. no girl agrees to fvck u cos ur face alone can cause high temperature. jerk. ugly toad. foolish fat fvcking fool jx like ur thousand fathers. shiiithead.

FunLord: Since you don't know when to shut up that your condom filled mouth let me help you close it! Now let me put to bed this daughter a of "a _retarded _bitch, that had previously been raped by a bunch of teenage gorillas deep in the jungles of the congo" before she was able to _shit out this "half ape, half kidult, half hobbit and fully developed mong called "ANGELWHORE" that if not for the providence that I have to display as your LORD, I would never have had to reply to your random psychotic rants! Normally I discard the mentions of "scuzzy dullards" like yourself similar to how your father discards the "HIV2 tainted condoms the unfortunate man has to make use of whenever he has to engage in sexual relations with that pitiful creature that shares the same exact type of d.n.a with "Gollum from the lord of the rings" that he refers to as his wife and you refer to as mummy in a dustbin!" No one cares about the opinions of a "world class fool such as YOURSELF, who looks like what would come out of the birth cavity of a donkey that successfully had a _threesome with an orangutan and an elephant! You are mentally unstable and have a bi-polar state of mind, but I really wish you could open a thread and explain to us once and for all what really crawled up your anus apart from "random _penises", and died in your belly that has turned a formerly "happy go lucky little female ape" into a "Dirty, Dyslexic, Scuzzy, Asexual, Abstemious Piglet!" All your rant like posts are filled with hotch potch rhetoric,
hooey based assertions and empty logic! No creativity whatsoever! I've seen roadkill on highways with more charisma than you! Your mentions are always just like a little piece of rectal discharge and you lack the capacity to ruminate over why your existence is such a distorted mess!
Unfortunately for you, now you have met your LORD, and I have decided to teach your ass a lesson in vitriol and ensure you shall forever remain tagged as a loser at the zero sum game that I am currently playing with your NL destiny! I have destroyed your credibility, pride and self seeking ego all in one fell swoop leaving you looking like a school of fish suddenly caught and confused by an unexpected maelstrom by the elegant and pristine flow of my harsh but true words via my keypad dexterity I've seen your types all through history, Oh yes! Your cursed species are familiar to me! We refer to you and your families kind as the "demagogues, quislings and traitors of society,although not all hope is lost for you,because your type can easily be salvaged! What you really require is a "personality transplant." Ultimately what can one expect from a "GLORIFIED CHIBOK BABE" who mtn, glo,etisalat and airtel has given a chance to mix with reasonble members of society if not embarrassment! I know you had a turbulent childhood, filled with sexual molestation, numerous suicide attempts, and many pathetic spells in mental and penal institutions!" This is why you now suffer from full mental deterioration! Your "keyboard babarity" must be also as a result of the fact that you were deprived of proper care and affection at the dingy cave you called home as "a child and even now as a fully grown animal"! In addition to your parents, I really also feel bad for your brothers or sisters, because If I had a sister like YOU, I would have put myself up for adoption long ago! Now swerve outta my lane you skank! I have regrets that have lasted longer then YOU!You are nothing but a Classical _IDIOT and a professional HAG!

EroticAngelina: now I see why ur slutty mom abandoned u in a dustbin. u are simply a good for nothing piece of cow shiiit. I pity the womanwho will fall into ur trap ad a wife(tho I doubt any sane woman will take u in)idiiiiotic demonic son of a dickkk addict. foolish slow moronic plebian. when u look at urself in the mirror, what do u see? a fvcking dumb monster with a black soul. poverty stricken oliver twist. u sit untop Maggi cube, yet ur leg no gree reach ground. Dats how short u are. ape-like specimen. ur a sick,toothpick-dickkked agboro with black smelling teeth, I'd rather kiss a stray dog than bring my face near a cave boy lyk uIgnorant, gross, unrefined ugly entity lyk u shouldn't even be
alive in the first place. last I checked, ur home was the zoo animalistic, graceless piece of hopelessness. uncivil obscene piece of shamefulness. uneducated impertinent goblin with 4 o'clock eyes. see ur fat mountain-looking leaking nose. babaric, brusque bag of shiiiit. u let every gay man fvck and over expand that ur dirty black smelling leaking expired disfunctioning well at ur back bkus u so addicted to diickkk, u could be a dickkkk ambassador. hungry disorientated earthworm. old grunt intrusive loutish manwhore. ur dickkk z soo thin and small I could use it to sew ur torn clothes. ugly peremptory African zombie! u are jx a failure in life and nothing can change that. You were created in the image of a goat. puerile piece of hogwash. u are jx a wasted sperm mixed with ur mother's bad rotten decaying shiiry excuse for an egg. useless aba boy roaming the streets. sterile chimp from the amazon forest. SON OF A BITCHHHHHHHH


FunLord: Ayaaah! I can feel the tears dropping on your screen! I can
also sense your bitterness through the nl matrix! This is world class embarrassment abi? I'm sure you wish my rifle could just magically appear along with me in front of you so that you could squeeze the trigger right? Sorry oh, its too late! You are now trapped in my "rubics cube of damnation"! Have you heard about game theory? Or the 36 chambers? Or how the "killa bees swarm"? No? I guessed as much! Your I.Q is the size of a grain of sand so eternal daftness is your portion, resting at the bottom of the lagos lagoon is youreventual destiny and me decapitating you before proceeding to use your empty skull as an ash tray for my blunts is only par for the course! You wanted beef but you forgot that you still have a mouth filled with "milk baboon teeth!" You can't chew my kind of prime ribbed beef yet, but you can slobber balls, suck _shit stained cocks that have just exited your anus, and guzzle more _sperm than the fuel tank of a hummer getting filled up with petrol! I was wondering, If I put my _dick in your mouth right now, will that shut you up? Hmmmmm? Ha ha ha ha ha...................

EroticAngelina: [/b]u are an impotent slave. ur fvcking birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom manufacturer that produced the expired and leaking condom that mistakenly produced u. ur family tree is a cactus cos everyone on it is a prickk. stoopid unlucky bastard. ur so ugly, dat when ur mum dropped u at school, she got fined for littering. sick dumbazz. u think u smart. FYI, if ur twice smart, ull still be fvcking stoopid. tell me, so out of 500,000 sperm, u were the fastest?? unattractive piece of cow shiiit. holigan. if u want to know abt mistakes, frog, ask ur fvcking parents. with an ugly face lyk urs, I wish I was blind! fvcking cockshiiitfvcker. why don't u check up on olx, to see if they got a life for sale imprudent, uncivilized rooster-headedfvcking lowlife. the only thing positive abt u is ur .HIV status. demented starved brain-damaged alien. u are a damn mistake and u know it. ugly over thin stick.

[b]FunLord: Too bad now you have to resort to stealing lines from internet diss sites! OLODO! Write your own _shit! All your "apology letter from the condom factory lines are tired old lines on nl"! Try harder you brainless dimwitted chemo patient! Kai this babe you really are a pitiful dunce! YOU SUCK! Lol! To an unintelligent dunce like you it must be amazing to witness the brilliance of an intelligent gangster In full flight innit? _Bitch you have been dead and buried right from the 1st page! Look at how many people have been pleading for me to pity you? Look at how many females even are laughing at you in embarrassment? What a vapid mumu you are to think you are making any difference here! Your so _stupid to even think you are making any sort of impact with your weak stolen crap! It is shame that keeps bringing you back to my mentions, but it suprises even me that primates have shame sef! I _fuck dumb bleeps like you for breakfast, before proceeding to _fuck harlots like your mother for lunch and then I top itup with a 5 course meal made entirely from your little sisters teenage _pussy for dinner! The women of your family are my waste bin! And the males In your family are so _stupid that your dad actually hails me for doing a good job on the females of his slut clan, while your younger brother is my number 1 fan and your last sister is my main biatch!! Lolzzz!!!!

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As we all know the new season is fast approaching, The Football world would go gaga... News, gists, arguments, The derbies, El-classico and the rest would be the major eye catching moments of the season. buh some of us could miss this matches due to high subscrption bills, Events like Wedding, Naming Ceremony, Church Programmes or travelling..........
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Good morning people,
As we all know the new season is fast approaching, The Football world would go gaga... News, gists, arguments, The derbies, El-classico and the rest would be the major eye catching moments of the season. buh some of us could miss this matches due to high subscrption bills, Events like Wedding, Naming Ceremony, Church Programmes or travelling..........
Inorder not to miss these moments, i believe there are some apps one can download to stream live football matches for premiership, la liga, and other cups like Copa del Rey, Champions league, FA Cup, Carling e.t.c.... though i tried Mobdro.
Your opinion is highly welcomed because you wont be helping only me but also those that are also in my shoes.....


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Hello punters,
I've gat real fixed matches for y'all......... i would be dropping real matches for you all.. what you have to do is just to stake and win, no stress, no loss

Starting with today's match...
Bonus for yu all
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i just need the prices here

Hello great farmers..
just got to my final year now and i have been given a project topic about the effect of detoxification of moringa seed mill on blood samples of broilers
where im to raise 200 birds to market weight and feed them with the moringa supplements in their starters and then feed them with normal finishers and take the various blood samples at diffent weeks....
On making the budget analysis, i was told 50kg of moringa seed would yield 36kg of the seed mill and the50kg would be sold to us at #150,000 .. i just need your opinion on this matter if truly it worth it... cos im doing dis to havea final boost to my G.p


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Lionel Messi must be used to
being asked for selfies by now,
but maybe not by opposition
players on the pitch just
moments after the final whistle.
Argentina beat Jamaica 1-0 on
Saturday to claim top spot in Group B at the Copa America
but it seems the losers were happier with the result than the
winners.
Messi, who had already been asked for his shirt at half-time,
did not seem too pleased with the performance as he walked
from the field at the end of the match, but still took time out
to pose with Deshorn Brown after giving away his second
jersey of the game to Jobi McAnuff.
The Reggae Boyz, clearly, were just happy to be near the
Barcelona man. Brown, who also has a selfie with Uruguay's
Edinson Cavani on his Instagram account, posted the picture
online, accompanied by the message: "Not the result we were
looking for, but I get to meet the best player in the world and
it was a great feeling to play against him!! Best of luck to
Messi and Argentina in the rest tournament!!"

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how much

More pix

Congrats to FC Barcelona, the UEFA Champions league winner for the 2014/2015 season.......
#AsPredicted
Enjoy more pix from the match

.... waiting

jkkhh

Hello peeps,
Happy Sunday to you all, i just came online as usual to surf nairaland and update myself, then i saw some topics with funny pictures, i saved the pictures on my phone but it couldnt display........ i would be happy to read ur suggestions,
i don even save some topics since friday because i couldnt save the pics

In a recent interview with Saturday Beats, the rapper revealed that he and his wife dated for about nine years before they got married.
He said,
“Not many people know that I have been married for over 13 years because I do not announce it. I choose to let people know whatever I feel they should know at whatever time I feel it is appropriate. It was her birthday, I am 34 years old and she also clocked 34, so I wished her a happy birthday on Instagram.

Our relationship worked because we know what we want out of it. As an individual, I know what I want and I know the kind of people I move with. I knew those that are close to me now before I became famous. The same thing applies to my relationship, I stick with the person I love and that I am comfortable with,” he said.
My wife and I fight a lot, we argue every time but she is my friend and I love her a lot. She acts like a man and she is my best friend. We don’t see ourselves as husband and wife. I believe she is the only person I can live with and she is the only one that can look out for me. I value her opinion because she had been with me before I became popular and she really knows me. She is a nice person and everybody is always comfortable around her. She understands my job and knows that I have to do certain things in order to make money.”
“I named my album after my daughter because when she was born, we were really struggling and we did not have money. I did not begin to attain stardom till she was two years old. Things were very difficult for us then but now, it is time to pamper her,” he said.
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Ex-Niger Delta militant, Asari Dokubo says he and other militants will resume their struggle for the region should the Buhari administration "draw the first Blood". Asari said this while speaking at the Annual Major Isaac Adaka Boro’s Memorial Public Event which held yesterday May 17th.
"Yes, a new government begins in Nigeria and a next phase of our struggle shall begin also. Jonathan Goodluck Presidency was like a restraining order now that restraint is lifted. However, we will watch and wait, let them draw the first blood and we shall determine our best way forward. Truly Nigeria will never be the same again the future is pregnant.

Should Buhari whom like pharaoh has determined in his heart to turn desolate the Niger Delta region, draw the first blood by undermining certain interest of the region then begin the systemic arrest, maiming and murder our comrades, continue the confiscation of our rights to self-determination and treat the region as a conquered region, then it may be honourable for some of us to die in prison or in the field of war as nobody is afraid of him. Let it be known that we were not defeated. It was Jonathan and his party that lost an election. We as a people, indeed the Niger Delta region alongside the Igbos were never defeated. We collectively rejected the born to rule and supremacist agenda which some of our brothers as field slaves and taskmasters supported yet their number shows that they are of little consequence, we must however not take them for granted"he said
According to him, their struggle and agitation was never about to become the President of Nigeria but about freedom from what he described as "false and forced colonial union"

"He, Jonathan Goodluck, was never in the struggle. He was not a product of the struggle but an establishment beneficiary of our struggle. Our struggle is not and never about becoming the president. It was not about being awarded oil licenses and mouth-watering contracts. It was not about massive infrastructural development of the Niger Delta Region. It was not about high scale appointments employment and empowerment. It was never about interventionist programmes and projects. Our struggle indeed is about our collective freedom from a false and forced colonial union that has remained divided and un-integrated. It is about our being conferred a slave status and seen as a conquered people who must exist at the mercy of the overloads and supremacist class using our own brothers as taskmasters against us in a Nigerian union. Our status in the Nigerian enterprise remains that of a conquered people living a slave and prisoners status. This is the collective identity we have as a people. Whether you are rich, poor, high, low, big, mighty or small, no matter how well dressed, well fed a slave or a prisoner his, he remains a slave and a prisoner who constantly lives at the mercy and dictates of others with his contributions and consent of no consequence. This is why we must now than ever stand up like the Scottish to determine our going forward for our platforms and reject our oppressors. This will not come easy"he said.

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Ex-Niger Delta militant, Asari Dokubo says he and other militants will resume their struggle for the region should the Buhari administration "draw the first Blood". Asari said this while speaking at the Annual Major Isaac Adaka Boro’s Memorial Public Event which held yesterday May 17th.
"Yes, a new government begins in Nigeria and a next phase of our struggle shall begin also. Jonathan Goodluck Presidency was like a restraining order now that restraint is lifted. However, we will watch and wait, let them draw the first blood and we shall determine our best way forward. Truly Nigeria will never be the same again the future is pregnant.

Should Buhari whom like pharaoh has determined in his heart to turn desolate the Niger Delta region, draw the first blood by undermining certain interest of the region then begin the systemic arrest, maiming and murder our comrades, continue the confiscation of our rights to self-determination and treat the region as a conquered region, then it may be honourable for some of us to die in prison or in the field of war as nobody is afraid of him. Let it be known that we were not defeated. It was Jonathan and his party that lost an election. We as a people, indeed the Niger Delta region alongside the Igbos were never defeated. We collectively rejected the born to rule and supremacist agenda which some of our brothers as field slaves and taskmasters supported yet their number shows that they are of little consequence, we must however not take them for granted"he said
According to him, their struggle and agitation was never about to become the President of Nigeria but about freedom from what he described as "false and forced colonial union"

"He, Jonathan Goodluck, was never in the struggle. He was not a product of the struggle but an establishment beneficiary of our struggle. Our struggle is not and never about becoming the president. It was not about being awarded oil licenses and mouth-watering contracts. It was not about massive infrastructural development of the Niger Delta Region. It was not about high scale appointments employment and empowerment. It was never about interventionist programmes and projects. Our struggle indeed is about our collective freedom from a false and forced colonial union that has remained divided and un-integrated. It is about our being conferred a slave status and seen as a conquered people who must exist at the mercy of the overloads and supremacist class using our own brothers as taskmasters against us in a Nigerian union. Our status in the Nigerian enterprise remains that of a conquered people living a slave and prisoners status. This is the collective identity we have as a people. Whether you are rich, poor, high, low, big, mighty or small, no matter how well dressed, well fed a slave or a prisoner his, he remains a slave and a prisoner who constantly lives at the mercy and dictates of others with his contributions and consent of no consequence. This is why we must now than ever stand up like the Scottish to determine our going forward for our platforms and reject our oppressors. This will not come easy"he said.
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It seems a blogger has pressed burna boy's red button..
empty threat...though or wat do u think

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The Federal Government on Wednesday absolved itself of
blame in the inability of some state governments to pay their
workers’ salaries.
It said the governors of such states should be blamed for the
development in their states because they were told through
the Federation Accounts Allocation Committee to make the
issue of wage a priority.
The Minister of Finance, Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, said this in
a statement by her Special Adviser on Communications, Paul
Nwabuikwu.
The statement was necessitated by the All Progressives
Congress governors’ claim that the negative manner the
outgoing Goodluck Jonathan administration was running the
economy had made it difficult for them to pay salaries
regularly.
But Okonjo-Iweala said that despite the 50 per cent drop in
gross federally collectible revenue, the Federal Government
had made the issue of workers’ salaries a top priority in order
to ensure that the “people do not feel the negative impact of
the revenue drop on the economy.”
For instance, the minister said that contrary to the
“misinformation being put forward by certain governors to the
effect that federal workers are being owed, staff salaries at
the Federal level are up-to-date.”
She said in the five paragraph statement that the states, being
one of the three tiers of government that receive monthly
allocations from the Federation Account, should be blamed for
their predicament.
The statement read, “This is to clarify the misinformation put
forward by certain governors to the effect that Federal
workers are being owed salaries.
“This is incorrect. Staff salaries at the Federal level are up-to-
date; workers have received their April salaries.
“Regarding difficulties in salary payments, certain governors
are trying to blame the Federal Government for their
predicament. This is wrong. They had been told through the
FAAC to prioritise salaries but they chose not to do so, hence
the backlog that some states are experiencing.
“The 50 per cent drop in revenues simply means that salaries
should be prioritised. The Federal Government should not be
blamed for avoidable mistakes made at the state level.”
The APC governors had during a meeting with the President-
elect, Muhammadu Buhari, in Abuja on Tuesday, expressed
frustrations about their inability to pay workers’ salaries.
They therefore appealed to Buhari to consider a bailout plan
for all the 36 state governments after his inauguration on May
29.
They said, “One of the issues that became of concern to all of
us is the state of the Nigerian economy which is really in a
bad shape.
“We have come to notify the incoming president of the
challenges ahead of him. As it stands today, most states of
the federation have not been able to pay salaries and even
the Federal Government has not paid April salaries and that is
very worrisome, by May and June, that (salaries) will be in
cumulative of three months.
“We wonder with the huge expectation of Nigerians and people
who have voted us into power, we are hoping that the
president-elect will do everything humanly possible to bring
about a bailout not only for the states but the Federal
Government, at least for people to get their salaries and turn
around the economy.”
The Nigeria Labour Congress had on April 28, insisted that
state governors must pay outstanding salaries before the May
29 handover date.
The factional Deputy President of the NLC, Peters Adeyemi,
said at the ninth National Delegates conference of the
Medical and Health Workers Union of Nigeria in Abuja, that
workers had commenced the campaign to prevail on the
governors to pay outstanding salaries before May 29.
The National Administrative Council of the NLC had on March
19, 2015 set up a committee to compel state governments to
pay over eight months salary arrears owed workers.
The congress had on December 31, 2014 said that 11 states
owed workers salaries.
Adeyemi said that workers should not be made to bear the
brunt of the mismanagement of the economy as they were
not part of those who looted the treasury.

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Former African Footballer of the Year Emmanuel Adebayor
has launched an astonishing attack on his family, in which the
Tottenham Hotspur striker accuses them of turning their
backs on him, renting out property he paid for without his
knowledge. In the case of his brother Rotimi, Adebayor
accused him stealing mobile telephones while at a football
academy in France.
In a lengthy Facebook post, the Togo international Adebayor
talked about the financial burden of supporting his family but
his reasons for bringing the issues light were an effort for
other families to “learn from what happened in mine”, adding
“keep in mind that none of this is about money.”
In the post, he has claimed he was prevented from seeing his
now-deceased brother Peter who was seriously ill and was
told by his mother to “just give money”. He also says that,
after a 2005 meeting to resolve their family’s problems, he
was told to build each member a house and to pay them a
monthly wage.
“I was in Ghana when I received the news about my brother
Peter being seriously ill,” Adebayor claimed. “I drove the
fastest I could to Togo in order to meet him and help. When I
arrived, my mother said I could not see him and I should just
give the money and she would solve everything. Only God
knows how much I gave her that day.
“I organised a meeting in 2005 to solve our family issues.
When I asked them about their opinion, they said I should
build each family member a house and give each of them a
monthly wage.”
Adebayor, who played for Metz and Monaco before moving to
the Premier League with first Arsenal in 2006, then on to
Manchester City and Tottenham, said of his brother Rotimi,
“When I was in Monaco I thought it would be good to have a
family of footballers. So I made sure my brother Rotimi gets
into a football academy in France. Within a few months; out
of 27 players, he stole 21 phones.”
He has also claimed that his sister rented out a house he
bought in Ghana for her to stay in without his permission. “A
couple years ago, I bought a house in East Lagon (Ghana) for
$1.2m,” claimed Adebayor. “I found it normal to let my older
sister, Yabo Adebayor stay in that house. I also allowed my
half brother (Daniel) to stay in the same house.
A few months later, I was on vacation and decided to go to
that house. At my surprise, I saw many cars in the driveway.
In fact, my sister decided to rent out the house without me
knowing.
“When I called her and asked for explanation, she took about
30 minutes to abuse and insult me over the phone. I called my
mother to explain the situation and she did the same as my
sister. This same sister says I am ungrateful.”
Last November, Adebayor denied stories he had kicked his
mother out of his house in Togo and accused people of
practising witchcraft against him. He has now claimed she
has turned her back on him, despite using his face in order to
promote a cookie business.
“At the age of 17, with my first wages as a footballer, I built a
house for my family and made sure they are safe,” he wrote.
“As you all know, I have received the trophy of African Player
of the Year in 2008. I also brought my mother on stage with
me to thank her for everything. In that same year, I brought
her to London for various medical checkups. When my
daughter was born, we contacted my mum to inform her but
she immediately hung up the phone and didn’t wanna know
hear about it.
“Apart from all that l also gave my mother a great amount of
money to start a business of cookies and different items.
Naturally, I allowed them to put my name and picture on them
so they can sell more. What else can a son do in his power to
support his family?”

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Senate President David Mark on Wednesday raised the alarm
that the Peoples Democratic Party might be heading for a
final destruction if the infighting among its leaders was not
immediately resolved.
Mark, while receiving the Senator Ike Ekweremadu PDP Post –
Election Review Committee, in Abuja, said the acrimony
between top members of the party was dangerous.
He said, “The PDP is already haemorrhaging, unless we halt
the bleeding and find the necessary therapy, we may be
heading for the final burial of the party.
“The party is already in a comatose status and we should do
all we can to resuscitate the party rather than this
unnecessary rancour and buck passing.
“The emerging factions are absolutely unnecessary. The
combatants must sheathe their swords and embrace dialogue.
“My appeal is that we should not do anything further that
would damage the already fragmented house.
“Everybody should come together and rebuild the party. We
have got enough bruises. We need not inflict further pains on
ourselves with continuous bickering. Enough of this blame-
game.”
Mark urged all the PDP members to return to the drawing
board instead of washing their dirty linen in the public.
He said, “I believe a useful lesson has been learnt from the
PDP electoral misfortune. As for me, it is time for us to put on
our thinking caps and chart a new course.”
The outgoing Senate President expressed confidence that
Ekweremadu and his team would do a good job and address
the remote and immediate causes of “our misfortune and
make recommendations that will enhance the future of our
party.”
“I have worked closely with the Deputy President of the
Senate over the years and I know his capability and capacity
to handle issues,” he added.
Mark called on all stakeholders to rise above the present
circumstances and work hard to rejuvenate the PDP.
He said that the new status of the party as an opposition
party was “a challenge that all our members must face with
all honesty, sincerity of purpose and dedication to duty”.
Mark said democracy and Nigeria would be much better if the
party played credible opposition role .
PDP regrets post-election quarrel
As Mark stressed the need to rebuild the PDP, the National
Working Committee said it regretted the embarrassment the
“avoidable” bickering by leaders of the party had caused the
members.
“The leadership of the PDP regrets any embarrassment the
avoidable skirmishes may have caused the members of our
great party, especially our founding fathers and teeming
supporters across the country,” the party’s National Publicity
Secretary, Olisa Metuh,said in a statement in Abuja.
Stating that the party had overcome the trauma of defeat by
the All Progressives Congress in the general elections, he
added, “We are aware that this unfortunate development is a
consequence of post- election trauma arising from our first
ever defeat. We however note with relief that we have now
overcome this challenge.”
Metuh also commended President Goodluck Jonathan for
his quick move to end the bickering among the leaders of
the party.
Promising that the National Working Committee of the PDP
would abide by Jonathan’s counsel, he disclosed that it had
already instructed all the executives of the party at all levels
to comply accordingly.
According to him, the NWC has begun the reengineering of the
party with the inauguration of the Post- Election Review
Committee.
He added, “We urge all our members to ensure that they
henceforth guard their utterances and actions no matter the
provocation and distortions in some section of the media while
channelling their energies and ideas towards the rebuilding
process.
“In this regard, all members who have reports, grievances and
suggestions on the way forward should transmit same to the
Post-Election Review Committee for an all inclusive road map
in the overall effort to regain power in 2019.
“Our members should be wary of the activities of some
mischievous persons within and outside the PDP family, who
are bent on frustrating this peace effort. Such individuals and
groups have found the social media a veritable tool for their
mischief through distortion of facts, false allegations and
fabrications against our party.”
The PDP directed all its organs to focus only on party
administration in a manner that would rekindle zeal and
commitment among its members and supporters at all levels.

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Africa’s richest man, Aliko Dangote, has said he is still working towards buying Arsenal Football Club, despite the fact that his bid to acquire a stake in the club was rebuffed by the owners in 2010.

In an interview with Bloomberg, while on a journey from Addis Ababa to Lagos last Friday, Dangote expressed hope that his new strategy would enable him buy the north London club at a price the owners won’t want to resist.

He said, “I still hope, one day at the right price, that I’ll buy the team. I might buy it, not at a ridiculous price but a price that the owners won’t want to resist. I know my strategy,” Dangote, a known fan of the north London club, said.

Dangote is rated to be worth $15.7bn, and has interests in cement, sugar and flour. He is currently investing $11bn in a 650,000 barrel-a-day oil refinery in Ondo State, and $2.5bn in gas pipelines running from the Niger-Delta area to Lagos.

He is positive that his new bid for the control of Arsenal will likely come in a few years after he is done with current investments and have taken his business to a certain level.

“We have $16 billion-worth of investments in the next few years. Right now I want to take my own business to a certain level. Once I finish on that trajectory, then maybe, (an offer will follow),” he said.

Arsenal, who are among the most successful clubs in England, having won the English League 13 times, kept their hope of finishing in second place this season behind league winners Chelsea alive by beating Hull 3-1 on Monday. The Gunners also hope to retain the FA Cup which they won last season after going eight years without a trophy.

Arsenal Holdings Plc., is valued at £988m ($1.49 bn).

American, Stan Kroenke, who is also owner of the National Football League’s St. Louis Rams, and rated at $5.6bn, holds 67 per cent of Arsenal, according to data compiled by Bloomberg. Red & White Sec Ltd., controlled by Uzbek billionaire Alisher Usmanov and Farhad Moshiri, owns 30 per cent.

If his new bid sails through, Dangote will be the first African owner of a club in the EPL where billionaires like Russia’s Roman Abramovich, the owner of Chelsea, and Abu Dhabi’s Sheikh Mansour bin Zayed al Nahyan, who controls Manchester City, have acquired teams.

Dangote is among the club’s fans who believe Arsene Wenger, who has managed it since 1996, has done well from a financial standpoint, but was quoted as saying Wenger “needs to change his style a bit. They need new direction.”


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Really, Rihanna! School kill. The pop singer stepped in this T-shirt yesterday Sunday May 3rd as she
joined friends for lunch in New York. More pics after the cut... (this is her tweet from last year).. School
really kills when it becomes boring or when exam gets nearer..
See more photos after the cut.


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The Minister of Niger Delta Affairs, Dr Stephen Oru, on Monday dismissed speculations that he donated N2bn to the presidential campaign of President Goodluck Jonathan.

Oru, in a live radio programme monitored in Abuja by the News Agency of Nigeria, said those making the allegation were mischievous as they were determined to tarnish his image and that of the President.

NAN reports that a group of Niger Delta youths who were sponsored to Israel for training in agriculture, had accused the ministry of not redeeming all the promises made to them.

They beneficiaries also accused the minister of dismissing their appeals by saying that he had no money as he used N2bn to fund the president’s campaign.

However, the minister said the Niger Delta Ministry, which was allocated N51.6bn in the 2014 appropriation, was yet to receive its third and fourth allocation from the Federal Ministry of Finance.

He explained that it was therefore not possible for the ministry to dole out a non-existent N2bn to the PDP presidential campaign.

The minister, who assumed office in July 2014, described the financial situation in the ministry as precarious, citing huge debts and unpaid salaries.

According to him, since he assumed office in July 2014 as minister, he has received only three months salary.
The minister appealed to Niger Delta youths who participated in the federal government sponsored training programme in Israel on agriculture to exercise patience on the disbursement of their take-off grant.

The minister assured the prospective entrepreneurs that the incoming government would not terminate the training programme as it was a laudable initiative domiciled in the ministry.




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The Berlin-based Institute for Cultural Diplomacy said on Monday that it has concluded arrangements to launch an international programme to support Nigerian youths.

The Institute made the disclosure in a statement issued by Mr Dickson Omoregie, its Nigerian Representative, and made available to the News Agency of Nigeria in Abuja.

The statement quoted Omoregie as saying that the programme would be within the framework of enabling greater access to educational and professional development opportunities.

He said the development opportunities would include financial scholarships for more Nigerians youth.

He added that the organization would also officially launch the programme during an international conference, scheduled to hold in Abuja soon.

Meanwhile, a parallel meeting to the 70th UN General Assembly in New York sometime in September 2015, was being scheduled where the President-elect, Gen. Muhammadu Buhari, would meet with some European ex-Presidents for further developmental discussions.

“In the framework of this programme to support Nigerian youths, the ICD will enable access to higher education opportunities and programmes for many Nigerians in Europe.

“Ìt will also open an international career center in Abuja and Berlin, where Nigerians will also be able to receive professional support and information, as well as job opportunities,” he said.

He also said that the organization would offer free training courses for young Nigerian professionals, both domestically and in Europe.

The Representative added that the training would be dedicated to providing the participants with professional development skills and strategies for success, both at home and abroad.


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The Chelsea boss who guided his team to their fourth
Premier League title on Sunday through an Eden Hazard's
headed rebound, after his initial penalty was saved, and was
enough to clinch the league title.
This is the former Real Madrid man's eighth domestic trophy
across four different countries. Mourinho, faced Guardiola
when he was in barcelona argued that he could have taken
an easier option before returning to Stamford Bridge.
"I choose a club where I was happier before and a country
where you are happy before. I took a risk. I am so,
so happy because I won another Premier League title 10
years after [my first] in my second spell at the club. I was
champion at every club I coached. I came to Inter, Real
Madrid and Chelsea. Every title is important, to win the title
in Spain with 100 points against the best Barcelona ever was
a big achievement that I enjoyed so much For me, I'm not
the smartest guy to choose countries and clubs. I could
choose another club in another country where to be champion
is easier," said the newly crowned champion, in an apparent
reference to Guardiola.
" Maybe in the future I have to be smarter and choose
another club in another country where everybody is
champion, Maybe I will go to a country where a kitman can
be coach and win the title. Maybe I need to be smarter but I
still enjoy these difficulties. I think I'm at the right place. I'm
here until Abramovich tells me to go."

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President-elect, Muhammadu Buhari is to meet with the All
Progressive Congress Governors, in Abuja on Tuesday, One of
the governors, who spoke in Abuja on Sunday, said that the
meeting would also be attended by all the APC governors-
elect.
He said,
“ The APC governors, serving and incoming, are to meet
GMB (Buhari) on Tuesday morning in Abuja to pay a courtesy
call on him, formally congratulate him on his electoral
victory and make input into the policy direction of the
administration ahead of the May 29 inauguration of the new
government. Ahead of the Tuesday meeting, the governors
would hold a meeting on Monday evening in Abuja where we
would firm up our presentation to the President-elect .”
The National Publicity Secretary of the party, Alhaji Lai
Mohammed, said he had been busy with the work of the
transition committee set up by Buhari. Mohammed said,
“Yes, the meeting is possible but I have been busy with the
committee’s work.”
Apart from this, the governors are also expected to make their
position known on which zone to be supported for the office
of the Senate President and be allowed to nominate who
should become the Senate President. It was gathered that the
governors felt that they should be allowed to present the next
Senate President since they had not collectively got anything
since the formation of the APC.

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Floyd Mayweather collected A-nine digit check after
beating Manny Pacquiao on Saturday (Sunday, Nigerian
time). The Father of Four said,
“For my team to hand me a $100m check is remarkable,”
whose share from the long-awaited mega-fight with Pacquiao
could eventually swell to as high as $200m, The Self
acclaimed “Money” said the payout was all part of a
“brilliant game plan” for his career.
“My goal was to make nine figures in one night, ” he said.
The 38-year-old American, an 11-time world champion in five
weight divisions, would have you believe that aim has been
the driving force of a 19-year career, in which he’s now won
all 48 of his fights, and remains undisputed.

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Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather will put boxing
back on the cultural map for at least one glittering night on
Saturday.
“This is the biggest fight in boxing history,” Mayweather
declared this week in a spurt of hyperbole befitting the
occasion.
The massive interest has been fuelled by the big financial
figures surrounding the fight: revenue perhaps reaching
$400m and pay-per-view purchases surging towards three
million; gate receipts of $70m; all adding up to what could be
$200m for Mayweather and over $100m for Pacquiao.
Mayweather, 38, puts his WBC and WBA titles on the line
and Pacquiao, 36, defends his WBO belt. The fight should be
an intriguing clash of styles between men of contrasting
personalities. If any fighter can neutralise his attack it is the
elusive Mayweather, a consummate craftsman with vast ring
know-how and the patience to use it.
Mayweather has beaten eight southpaws, including Zab
Judah. He has proved his ability to make mid-fight
adjustment. Leonard Ellerbe, head of Mayweather Promotions,
says, “Floyd is going to try to take Manny Pacquiao’s head
off. You can count on that. Mayweather is looking to finish
him off.”
But Mayweather has scored just one knockout since 2007.
That was in 2001 when he put down Victor Ortiz in a
controversial quick start.
Meanwhile, Mayweather says he is going to come out
swinging and be the aggressor early against Pacquiao.
“I am going to approach it in a very, very aggressive way
and go out there and press the attack early,” Mayweather
said on the NBA on TNT. Of course I would love to win by
knockout. I am pretty sure he is going to come at me
extremely strong. I am facing one of the best fighters I have
ever faced.”
The bout at is sold out and hotels are overflowing with
guests as between 150,000 to 200,000 people are expected to
pour into the desert city for the showdown being billed as the
“Fight of the Century”.

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