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JigsawKillah:
I trust you'll vote for Lanicky, right?

i honestly wish i cud.......but i can't be in the same team with wackrebel

i saw the fugitive of rap section droppin his usual wack ass bars

giyazz.......is gdope a textcee?

66Kazna99:
NL Drive-by interactions to Ab-Soul 'showing love'


*vinyl scratches*

*vinyl scratches*

*vinyl scratches*

When I first heard that I smelt the cynicism/
I said it before PaulThor is a small whøre/
Like white girls doing dribble drills with 2 big testicles on ball courts/
(chill mah nigguh, ain't beefing wicha) (lights one up) (exhales)

I do what I do, I evolve, never stay the same/
Ain't nothing changed, at some point everybody goes through some pain/
Maybe That's why I felt the negative energy coming from Paayne/
(waddup G, still downloading battle rhymes huh? Aite )

No lie mah niggas, I ain't tryna be rude/
If I'm so quick to say sosiqdude ain't so slick, true/
Working a battle thread with a needle like he got it from his box of Pro Kit Tools/
just kidding Yo, nah sosiq cool/
(SO SICK! waddup boi, ayy you seen that chick with a phat ąss that walked past nigguh? It's crazy, girls these days tryna kill us with babies)

Yo
I read the verses from the book of Elymaxiimus/
Felt the spirit of the lyrics speak, he can't deny asking us/
(ayy thought you had that one against Coogar tho)

I asked for a $1 & a mic & got 5 Naira from a DJ/
saved up to buy me enough radio airtime so he put my record pon de replay/
A Whispering idea in my ear, saw his shares for 5 Naira/
To go & invest then buy a private jet & fly higher/
(waddup Dj5naira, keep spinning them records nigguh)
(puffs)

The diss thread was made official by Alexpissu/
The rules simplified & applied: just diss who diss you/
Keep Spitting, keep writing/
Don't blame em if they keep biting/
Light that fire/
till we high-rising, burning up, turn it up, building all the way to the sky/
(where he at tho?)

I got a kiss from Adanna86/
Wondering where she went, I know someday you'll make a fine grandma playing with kids/
(I'm just saying I could give you a couple babies, you know, holler when you ready )

*clears throat*

Ayyo, where's my chessboard?/
Crown me the King of chess, I'm a Chess Lord/
All hail Kazna saying yes lord/
My checkmate to win a chess war/
A Chess cheat or professor chess geek yea you Jumbledwords//
Quit hiding in the background & stop being a humble nerd//
That show & flow of intelligence/
flies better than pelicans,/
it's more feathers to hats than the roar of big cats frightening jungle birds//
(seriously JW throw up some rhymes Yo, don't be scurred )

IlloQuenz been ill for real, no past tense/
Other niggas is stuck on dumb, cos they so past dense/
their rhymes stuck on gum in a junk yard, stuck as tree trunks & tree stumps in the front yard, that's why they can't blow & grow past fence/

And Jason21? He gave me plenty son/
Gave me word of ammunition to load up the clips for twenty guns/
My fire still burns hotter & higher, burning kush, turned to a burning bush with a lighter blowing ashes glowing brighter than four hundred and twenty suns/
*coughing hard* (shii) (pats chest)
(gotta let me borrow that golden fleece nigguh) (sips syrup)

Yo he got his molars right, shout out to Polarbite/
We Artists is Cool as the Arctic can't wait for the day till we gon get our sunshine on a Sunny Sunday someday like our solar bright/
(Ki lon sele? Se Oti Se exam tan ní?)

Just doing a drive-by or something like a solo flight/
Party till the AM like it's my last, I call it YOLO night!/
(Right?) (puffs)

Sipping, thinking & chilling while relaxed, laid-back/
in a G6 Lear or in the rear of a black maybach/
We all get what we ask for, I'm just giving gratitude, never expecting payback/
Skin lighter even though I was raised black/
Watching Time Cop, The Matrix, Equilibrium, Inception, Back to the Future, Jumper & Looper on playback/
I ain't no hero, I aint come here to save rap/
(Amen to that, preach!)

I'm just playing with words/
This cat pulling on a thread, make a fur ball, knitting a cashmere sweater or a damn graphic t-shirt with a verb/
Coffee can full of herbs/
I smoke till I can see the neon fluorescent lights bend, warp & twist into a curve/

(Transformer shape-shifting sounds)

Soundwave, Shockwave, Megatron, Starscream/
I look at the sky late at night tryna find Decepticons & star beings/
War for Cybertron, Star Wars, light sabers, shooting laser cannons & star beams/
The future is bright, I can see how much my star gleams/
(mad respect to George Lucas, Lucas Arts, Michael Bay smh cos no Megan Fox)

Nigguh that's mah word, (word) I been realer/
Michael Jackson, moonwalking in action till shít actually happened, I been thriller/
Starsky & Hutch, Owen Wilson & Ben Stiller/
The nukes from my Dukes of Hazzard cause a Havoc, no Duke Nukem guns but I been Killer/
(whoooo!)

... Till the shít hit the fan from the fan blades/
Trample everything on sight on a site or a fan page/
This Taurus Bull stampeding, going on a RAMpage/
Bout to sign up on DeviantArt to check out sketches of pop culture that's fan made/
I'm an Immortal God created creation, but when I imagine an image in my imagination & create it's called man made/
(why? We're all creators with godlike abilities)

Thoroughbred on a forum thread/
I borrow lead (bullets) to shoot a evil nemesis in my residence 'fore am dead/
(beat cuts... ... Static... )

(just thought I'd do something different for y'all, I wasn't high tho just dramatic effect)

dayuuum!!! ur end rhymes and internal rhymes are hot like hell! u sure know how to rhyme perfect......saw it in ur former verse. this would go down better on audio.......but u must know how to flip to use it

Kazna69:
(Talks $#!t all day, still hasn't dropped his balls... Woops I mean bars in response) Goodness Paul where are your testicles? Do ya even have any? Nope! B!tch confirmed!

Yo...
D!ckless warrior is what I describe this PaulThor/
A b!tching drag queen, worrying about her heels cos she's scared to fall short/
I'm in your head/
& I'll be there standing over your grave when you're dead/
You started this but I'll take it to the ends of the Earth/
& I won't stop till the day you end up in dirt/
I've seen the future, cos the way you'll end up is worse/
You'll surely suffer from the wrath of an ancient witch's curse/
performing a blood ritual while rhyming incantations, I'll curse you/
You'll be paid back in your own coin, I'll reimb urse you/

perfect rhymes! dunno what the other guy is sayin ....

vote..........raplinx!

supermiy had some ok lines like dark matter/astrophysicist and error 404/broken links. little punches.......good metaphors and build-ups but the rhymin is nothin to write home about

pein won this battle. there's a difference between droppin a bunch of punchlines and droppin a battle verse.......

thanks to everyone who contributed to make this very tourney a successful one....it's not easy to start a project and follow it up to the end. i'm very grateful
adanna28
krone
guykhena
funlord
sinizia
emaprince
alexpissu
airmark

@llaykorn.....i read your verse and i must say you're a very good poet. nice battlin with you....and we can always always have a topical battle...just c/o me when you're ready. cheers....

Guykhena:
Ya,his verse is there already posted by Qaisar

done

the day twinkles the sky, in the blink of an eye
the future looks bright for the people alive
you could be despised for the things that you like
but what you think or believe gives you the meanin of life

from birth…i’ve been cooped inside/ memories of childhood loops my eyes/
we could have been a happy group of five/ but family eerie practices pollute the hive/
i was raised among folks plagued with professed malevolence/
superstitious beliefs and demented sentiments/ where men are never hesitant…..
to read the scriptures and still teach their kids to detest the testaments/ ……God bless their negligence!/
see, my dad loved repairin things and buildin bricks/ but my childhood he never chose to fix/ except by usin sticks/
he had me housed and groomed till six/ but his best gifts.… uduma's talisman and a crucifix/
he made me perch on two sides/ in the search for the light/
with each of my legs in the church and the shrine/
so i became a Christian with the mark of a pagan/ he switched my name from john to Jason/
told me white birds sing to God, the black ones to satan/ that's why when death came and mom was taken/
i spent many years killin and huntin ravens/
more nightmarish than halloweens/ are his tales of evil forests where shadows creep/
...of monsters that howled and shrieked from dried up callous creeks/
and the trolls that would swallow me if i ever flirt with caroline/
"reflection in the night makes evil fall"/ he yells,
no pacin the halls or makin of calls/ so before eight on the dot/
i’d have even my mirror facin the wall/
"son, i’ll never want your failure/ but while you kneel to God for prayer/
don’t forsake the laws of Mother Nature/ if you wish to enjoy the works of your labour"/
the true tyrants are beside us like titans to poseidon/
and the real riots leave the mind fukked/ unable to design a fight or fuss/
but truly.... i wish to be one load of talents/ so i acquire gold enchantments.../
omens of amulets for soul to manage/...... everythin i gather, whether sold or handed/
i place on my table a bible and human skull/ as i try to maintain the piety of jude and paul/
cos i'm scared of incitin uduma’s wrath or bearin the crisis of judas’ call/
i seek the freedom of a lesser slave/ but can't tell if it's mess i create/
adorin a carved image while feedin from celestial plates/
but i sure know that my fate lies between hell and heavens gate....

the day twinkles the sky, in the blink of an eye
the future looks bright for the people alive
you could be despised for the things that you like
but what you think or believe gives you the meanin of life

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Guykhena:
Post your verse, Airmark will unhide that of llaykorn..

ok, has llaykorn posted already?

cc
sinizia
funlord
guykhena
krone
alexpissu

please, whom should i send my verse to? i don't think llaykorn and the guy with his verse are online now

gottoboy:
Nah. . .

he must be smokin somethin

i'm so sorry, everyone. got back yesterday and was so tired to lift the pen. if it's not too late for me, i can script and post my verse today....maybe before 6........but if not, i'd gladly have llaykorn take the no show win. although, i didn't know he would be online yesterday coz he told me he would be off on monday. but i just learned his verse is already with someone else

llaykorn:
Hi Jason. I'll be off the internet by Monday.

i know what superstition means........ elymax gave us similar topic at the last kop. anyways, i want to ask that the deadline be shifted to monday coz i'll be travelin tomorrow and will be busy throughout the weekend.
cc
guykhena
sinizia
llaykorn

Guykhena:
The duel date would be on friday..

i seem not to grasp the topic for the finals. what's superstition to a toddler....a child barely walkin and not old enough to understand certain things about life?

BEST BATTLE OF THE YEAR: coogar vs max

BEST MALE BATTLER: rebel

BEST FEMALE BATTLER: gladdys

FFR POSTER OF THE YEAR: dj5naira

BEST CONSCIOUS TEXTCEE: alexpissu/adanna28

MOST AGGRESSIVE TEXTCEE: 007bruce

RHYMER OF THE YEAR: ibime and grayline

BEST PUNCHLINER OF THE YEAR: ibime and maximus

BEST METAPHOR/SIMILE DROPPER OF THE YEAR: rebel

NEWBIE OF THE YEAR: llaykorn

NEWBIE BATTLER OF THE YEAR : llaykorn

BEST BATTLE JUDGE OF THE YEAR: krone

KING/QUEEN OF CYPHERS: liricyst

BEST EVENT ORGANIZER: guykhena

AUDIO EMCEE OF THE YEAR: giyazz

AUDIO SPITTER OF THE YEAR: giyazz

MOST PEACEFUL MEMBER OF THE YEAR: llaykorn and muhdg

MOST AGGRESSIVE MEMBER OF THE YEAR: rebel

FUNNIEST MEMBER OF THE YEAR: dj5naira

CLOSEST SECTION TO THE RAP BATTLE SECTION: romance section

CLOSEST FOREIGNER TO THE RAP BATTLE SECTION: none

you can pull a long ‘un, braaa………and pass the piff to pac/ here's a lighter too....u don't have to bring it back/
bitches dance to biggie, and make their titt.ies clap/ welcome to gangsters' paradise...it all has to do with rap/
high beats, sisqo style, jam master jay/ bright beams, disco lights, and lazers blaze/......
turn up the bass……it can’t get louder than this/ there’s unity in this town that I live/
where the poor is found with the rich/ and you share bounty with kids/
even fela lights his blunt from the flames outta my lips/ we talk gunplay…with no powders and clips/
coz there's no place for touts and their cliques/ ....creeps crack jokes with big shots/
ibime checks his weight with fat joe and big pun/ no cops parol with a gun/
no bitchy propaganda/..whether from rose or anna/ it's just weed, coke or ganja/
pray and hope for manna/ ...pucker lips upwards and blow to allah/
a chick in the stage wailin’/ let the music start….we hate waitin!/
then the crowd cheer as the dj playin/ nigga…. that’s how we be blazin!/
we drug dealers…i’m proud to be one/ spendin dirty money, and count till it’s gone/
weighin our options…..till we get popped with an ounce and beyond/ we touts with a bond/
…..in oneness, we run this city/ .. it’s fun and pretty/
if good life is what you wish me/ bra....you'll pour me a shot of whiskey!/
we relive the rap game we fantansize/ fork kim the dictator and his lies/…this is the real derailers paradise!/
but with no traits to vandalize/ here you in the same level with the stars/
beef, you settle it with bars/ look…….we the good guys in the day but u can rebel till it’s dark/
don't be scared of the kush...we have dozens/ or scared to booze like a glutton/
coz right here, airmark can push drugs but can’t push the ban button/
picture me standin at the brink of birth/….where the hymns are heard/ a formation of the world where nothin gets worse/
birds burst verses…..they sing for mirth/
a thirst to cherish the life and the livin/ humanity harmonized, willin to fight for what’s given/
no police, no sirens, no life stuck in prison/ lands open and endless/
no war nor invokin revengeance/ a world ‘o growth and resplendence/
we stay focus, relentless/ to bring hope for descendants/
and forever we hold high this piece of prose in remembrance/…

JigsawKillah:
30 minutes o

alright...after you

JigsawKillah:
Jason21

pls can u gimme some time? just came back from a long journey.....will scribble somethin quick, prolly in 30 mins?

JigsawKillah:
Take your time, brother
Deadline is tomorrow 6pm

oh..cool

check . . . . . .

sinizia:
Jason21, I haven't seen you online since. Take note that you and Jigsawkillah are dropping tomorrow. I've set the battle thread up.

thanks....just seein it now. had issues to deal with, so i haven't been online for some time. will script a quick one and drop tonight or morrow mornin

sinizia:
Jason21 and Jigsawkillah, here is your topic. . .

Through The Wire.

It basically means to go through hell and at times feel like there is no hope but somehow and some way persevere to actualize what it is you set out to do. So I want you both to write about that life-threatening situation or ordeal that y'all went through that seemed like an insurmountable task at first but by raw self-will, was able to pull through and come out a conqueror.


If y'all want another topic, let me know.

haa! this is similar to the last topic i had. please give another..

i received the diagnosis/ 3 months left to live….. can’t believe this prognosis/
i’ve tried every treatment…from herbal leaves to hypnosis/ but with this steady feel of psychosis/
it has to be the end….my bleedin mind knows it/ with every breath, death proceeds to get closer/
heartbeat gettin slower/ the pains of be-in a loner/ coz i desperately need a friend….to lean on his shoulder/
life!....once a street gangsta ballin/ exhibitin youthful anger, brawlings….amid weed and ganja puffin/
but now it’s cancer callin/ an ashtray full of my favourite sin …..memories of the last pack played again/
my clothes stained from the aroma….how I craved the scent!/ …….even though it ain’t decent/
voices in my head too would scream/ remindin me of my tobacco fume laced dreams../ at a swift flip of my thumb, the lighter fueled my greed/
and it got even hotter with a shot of whiskey/ takin scott was risky/… didn’t only got me tipsy/
but cracked me up completely……like bob and whitney/ my life was a misery….. ”the curse”, my father used to call me/ .........
“with satan you choose to frolic/ nothin good comes off it/ soon, you’ll be a concluded topic”/ ………..and still i’d resume the puffin/
i was spinnin at a million rotations in a minute with no slowin down/ since the beginnin, no occasion saw me grinnin, just ongoin frown/
now it seemed my guts was blowin out......as i felt a sudden flash in my eyes/ and started on a path through the skies/
…like a bat on a flight/ my head tinged with pressure/ and i felt it was fever/ as my whole body was edgin to seizure/
then i saw me surrounded by winged creatures/ …..they are sons of the light/ awesome and bright….
one said ‘this one has been dropped off to die/ it appears he was lost from inside/ his sins can cost him his life/
but we shall get the boss to decide/’ ...i was so touched that i cried/ ’Lord, I’m lost without ur guidance, please clean up my life/
i dearly need your advice/ help me succeed in this fight/…if a concept could save me, i’d conceive it tonight/
let me lean on your side/ i need a second chance, i plead to thee, Christ!/ then i felt a peaceful relief/
all my pains ceased to exist/ and just before i could speak.... "son, your life was not pictured with a sequence as this/
fight against addictions....try to be a Christian....become the most fluent of men/ for as you do yourself,
is what you'll do unto them"/
when ur past is unpleasantly done/ the present would becomes… a state of decay, in hate and in pain…..
with ur chest feelin numb/ your fate starts breakin away, and after it’s maimed and it’s frayed, and u might be layin next to the gun/….

obesemf:
bruh, just left the exam hall, gimme an hour

ok, quote me when ur ready to post

check........

PaulThor:
Please just shut it.. Guys like you killed waec standards in this nation...

who's this donkey??

guykhena....i hope the shape can either be for positive or negative? please reply...

Guykhena:
It should be a collective decision,either this ^^^ or the former.
cc; Obesemf

the event that shaped me
i'm good with this......hope u feel the same, obesemf?