₦airaland Forum

chaiii. I don suffer, so if cow born pikin dem go put am for front page. what of dog we dey born 12 or pig wey dey born 30? that one mean say, Nairaland go write that one for forehead

tundemoen: Gud job fatfish I think Under 5.5 in Arsenal Vs Reading is not good enough, considering their last two meetings. The two matches ended over over 5.5. Arsenal VS Reading is always an open game in which u expect plenty of goals. gudluck

fatfish? lol... these guys no go kill me abeg...

na wa o. who would like to answer this one?

Herdeoye: @bukahands and @jasper am sorry for d comment i made earlier on. I guess i should av said dat. I was just tryin to let people knw dat there is no one dat cant lose. I av to admit dat i overall i made some unexpected profits from the picks bukahands and idiarabat posted dis week considering d fact dat i didnt follow all the picks. Well done u guys

No wahala bro. we just have to keep encouraging ourselves

bukahands: Ibra dey always talk him mind

I like that guy

bukahands: @all. Please my picks isn't compulsory to follow and u do so at ur own risk abeg ooo

And for those asking whether my account has run dry I have one Answer NEVER, I practice strict money management that's why am still in this game

why do you even bother? some people are just ungrateful in their lives. I'll advice you to ignore as much as possible. the worst about this whole thing is that most of them shouting here now were members of those group oof people the bookie uses to gain back his money during bad weeks. Now they have gotten a thread that has at least 65% winning rate and they are shouting nonsense. am just annoyed right now. people here are just like PSG, Chelsea, and Man City fans. that just woke up all of a sudden and saw themselves playing at the highest level. Now they expect the team to win everytime. here's what Ibrahimovic has to say about such rubbish

"They ask a lot," the former Inter and Barcelona striker was quoted as saying by Le Parisien.

"This is strange in view of what they had in the past. Because before, they had nothing.

"I've played in many big clubs and I know that nothing is ever easy."

One question. How would dis picture pay for my expired BIS?
I thought I saw, Ebube Dike, mtchewww, Rusty Sandals and the other one

Problem with almost every Nigerian is that we don't want to suffer, yet we dream of buying cars and houses. you see a neigbour or a friend living large and you start to jealous the person. are you ready to do what the person did to make money? Here, is Donald Trump, mtchewww sorry, Yusuf, giving you advice on what to do to make your life better and you are complaining? if you like be waiting for the bizness that does not involve risk. your grand children will meet you in poverty. . Everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die. Mtchewww. nonsense

I saw some double chance games for the weekend. we'll see about it on friday

Michky: You are even kind enough to put an exception. As for me, its goodbye to Vfl and any programmed sport. I hope you'll be able to milk that casino enough before they start their fraud.

Yes ooo. I quit yesterday. They have changed the program. I lost $300 yesterday. But my winnings got a lot of zeroes behind 1 . So I am still looking good. My father used to say,"as Important as it is to know when to start, it is more relevant to know when to stop". I'm guessing my winning has thought them a lesson!

Michky: Guys!, its official. The nairabet VFL league and other bookie vfl leagues or programmed sports are a big fraud. They will only certainly drain you of your cash. How? You see, here's what the bookie does. They give you some wins and after some slips they begin to deliberately make you lose. In other words, the software is programmed to give you some slips (perhaps a streak, seldom) then bring opposite outcomes of what you bet over the next slip or the next couple of slips. There's ABSOLUTELY NO WAY to outsmart them on this one (except through hacking which is very very ILLEGAL - please don't hack anyone abeg o). They simply wait for you to place your bet and bring an opposite outcome for that game (can you beat that?!). (Remember, this doesn't happen all the time o). There's nothing like lucky day to the bookies. They decide whether you'll be lucky that day or not, depending on their greedy target. Also, i don't think everyone is playing the same league at the same time, hence the fraud.

Please stick to real life sports where the outcome cannot be manipulated. A word is enough for the wise. A word is enough for the wise o! Jimmy4x, where are you nah? No be you dey advertize nairabet vfl ebook?

Moving on jare!

My broda, you are absolutely correct. Nobody can authoritatively come out and say, you have more chances of winning in virtual gaming for one big and Important Reason. The bookie holds all the cards. He's the god on that turf and you can't steal from a god. You stand a better chance on live betting, unless of course you are a pro gambler looking for high earnings

Barcholder: Thank you so much for commenting in such a helpful and positive manner. And I agree with every word you have said. Please be advised of the following:

1. You will have noted that in none of my posts have I once made reference to the name of my company. There's a very good reason for this, and that is, as I am learning to my great surprise, registering a company name in Nigeria is no easy feat. I'm currently awaiting confirmation from the lawyer whose services I have retained to confirm that my company name has been approved by the CAC. Whilst I envisage no problems with this, it's prudent to wait until official confirmation before broadcasting the details. I expect this confirmation any day now.

2. I'm very aware of the fact that half the challenge is in Educating the masses - much of our marketing strategy will be aimed at doing just that. One of the many tools we'll be using to do this is hosing informational webinars, where people will be able to ask questions, and generally interact with either myself or a member of my staff. I'll also be encouraging the masses to register on our website, in order to receive regular white papers and eNewsletters about the subject matter. There will be lots of informative videos posted on our YouTube page, which people will be able to subscribe to for free. These are just a few of the activities we'll be conducting on a regular basis. Once people understand the product, and realise the enormous power of it, the decision to buy will be a "no brainer". I can't think of many investments you can make today for N1.3m that's GUARANTEED to make the average Middle class family N17.4m over 25 years, in the form of real cash savings. Even in pounds sterling terms, that's an awful lot of money. People over here in the UK are utterly flabbergasted at the fact that practically nobody in Nigeria has yet seriously adopted solar energy. Just think that in Australia for example, a country that has 24 hours of electricity supply, more than10% of all households now have Solar Power systems in their homes. And they don't stand to make even remotely close to the savings that the average Nigerian would.

3. I certainly do have big plans for Solar Power to become the dominant form of Energy production in Nigeria. I'm well aware, and indeed, heartened by the approach of the current government in trying to explore alternative ways of increasing the (frankly pathetic) power supply in Nigeria. My hugely ambitious plan is to actively demonstrate to the Nigerian government that the cheapest and most efficient way to solve the energy crisis is to encourage households and businesses to "create the energy needs of the country" by feeding back the excess power they will produce from their solar panel systems back into the electricity grid. In effect, each household becomes a mini power station - as well as powering their own homes, they also feed the electricity grid, providing additional power to be utilised by the 60% of Nigerians who are not even on the grid. Households will be encouraged to do this by the provision of government grants to subsidise the purchase of Solar Power Systems, and give credits to those who have already purchased prior to the introduction of the subsidies.

This is a tried and tested system, and has been working perfectly across Europe, America, and Australia for years now. I see no reason the same cannot be true of Nigerians, who actually need it more than anybody else in the world. Central to the achievement of this grand plan is the demonstration of the extreme efficiency of Solar Power. Once my company is able to demonstrate this by virtue of the massive take up and success of its systems across a relatively small (0.5%) of Nigerian households and businesses, we would have proved our credibility. We will then have a voice, and will be taken note of.

All great accomplishments start life as a mere kernel of a thought in our minds. It is the vision, knowledge, know how and passion to turn that thought into a reality that marks out the great among us. With utmost humility, I believe that a simple soul like myself has all the skill sets necessary to make the difference. My passion for my country runs deep, and I'm a firm believer that during my lifetime, Nigeria will become one of the top 10 economies in the world. In order to achieve that, it must first solve the energy crisis. I intend to play my very small part in making that dream a reality.

Regards

Uvie

You are on the right track. and I think you'll get positive response from Nigerians when you kick start the company. but it would be good for you to consider a cheaper model. because alot of people would not want to throw in millions in purchasing a product that is not tested and trusted in Nigeria. Because we have had alot of weak and fake products that have been imposed on us by some so-called business marketers and so on. It would be safe to say that Nigerians are very skeptical about such products. But would love to be a part of your project although I am little too busy to be a field marketer

Okay, I am back to sport things. Bukahands, nice pick on the horse racing

Prodigee: Ubiquitous i'll say!

Oga, I must hail o. you made me draw out my dictionary. I been wan research see, if to say you dey insult my Idowuogbo. I come dey wonder which one be Ubiquitous cos the tin sound like Bootylicious. . I wan begin dey para. but my dictionary calm me down. see wetin too much school dey cause.

dmcdad: Little wonder some people get sick and tired of their love after just six months or less of getting together. Why wont it be so when u call aimlessly? Jeez! I mean, calling 5 times a day is much abeg. Ahan! Na that one u come life come do?

Besides that I guess there would be SMSs and the likes in the course of the day too. Na wa ooooo

you got me lol-ing. the guy na learner before. but the gal don blast am

Idowuogbo: U wan woo me ni?

Lol... not yet. I still dey stalk you for now. I dey your back o!

Idowuogbo, One minute your here and the other minute you're another place. which kine ghost mode be dat?

penzino: thanx eniafe, d thing is, telling her aint a problem, d problem is dat am not close to her right now, am serving far away from home... So telling her am interested on fone? Is it a right move or not?

Guy, time waits for no man. if you see the gal you love, tell her sharp sharp. no need for fronting. Truth is if she's ever gonna accept you, it doesn't matter if it is in the toilet or kitchen or over the fone or internet chat. Luv doesn't speak many languages. dis one you no dey around, you can be dere slacking and one sharp broda would snatch her under ur nose. tell her, who knows? she might also have the same feelings. like I said before, Love doesn't speak many languages

oneking: i call like 3 or 5 times daily untill she got fed up with me. ones she told me point blank that she regreted puttin on her fhone when she did coz i happened to call her at that time. Anyway, these days, i dont call at all but maybe she will get one call from me for a happy easter cellebration. Afterall, i am a busy person now, no time

LWTMB for your story. these gals no get respect shaa. anyways... ThankGod u are no more a learner

dmcdad: Jeez!!!

If he is the most useless and yet you stick with him, I wonder...

Birds of the same feather. na togeda tins na

Olwe: I call him 3 times a day. First one is when I wake him up, 2nd is when I arive a work, to inform him that I arrived safe. 3rd one is during my lunch. So he is left with a duty of calling me the whole afternoon until bed time.

Mehn, you get plenty time o. MTN must really be dancing azonto for customers like you. WONDERFUL. my own, I call when it's important. Am not an aimless caller

In Greek, dis one na. Veni Cerci Perci. Translate in English: I Clicked, I read, Now I'm Disgusted

so.. what is the price of one unit of the solar thingy. cos that would determine if Nigerians would embrace it

MUSA: The only player that outruns a pass. Pls can somebody tell him that the ball is meant to be in front, not behind

Nigeria na flop. we just got lucky. For me Moses was great

mjay: [b][/b]JUMIA DON PAY MY MONEY OOOOOO. THANK YOU NAIRALAND, AM VERY GRATEFUL. I HAVE SIX MISSED CALLS FROM THEM AFTER I OPENED THE THREAD, THEY TOLD ME THEY ARE PROCESSING IT NOW NOW. IN SHORT MY ALERT DON RING. THANKS EVERYBODY FOR YOUR SOLIDARITY. NIGERIA SHALL BE BETTER STILL. BUY FROM JUMIA BUT BETTER STILL CHOOSE THE OPTION TO PAY ON DELIVERY. CASE RESOLVED.
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ThankGod for men like you. at least you came back to clarify things. those that are not in the game can only make noise from the sidelines

Michky: Spain

Home win - Fail
Over 2.5 - Fail

Spain was by far the biggest flop tonight. Chei!

as in eee.

akraym: Even mad man no fit play x2. Almighty Spain at. Didn't even play them cus of their odd

abi? but sometimes it will be good to be mad every once in a while

spain drew o. anybody who played X2 in that game don hammer

190:

HAHAHAHA!!! Any guy with a fat wallet wanna scare my girl HAHAHAHAAH!!

wHAT makes u think or believe my wallet ent fat itself-
bring it on, swag for swag, money for money, levels for level,romance for romance

infact i love battling it out with dudes
its what i love doing,
should the reverse be the case, i hope she battles for me too

make Dangote's son catch you and that your fat wallet. you go know say derez a difference between fat and obesity

bukkylois: Guess I shld tell my story
Started dating this dude abt 3yrs ago(april makes it 3yrs) he was just starting his life all over again after leaving edo state where he was born to jos. He said he needed a new life devoid of his parents influence. I dated him wen he had nothing, practically nothing. I knew he was a graduate and had a bright future. We struggled financially for abt a year with me helping him with the little I had since I was just a student. Life started getting better for him n he took care of me with the little he had. Then he got dis rily kul contract. He was at least an average guy with a nyc crib and a lovely ride...nxt thing I knew gurls started flocking around and he felt good. Started being rude to me, I just took it as one of dose things. He stopped taking care of me, though I am a lady that loves using my money to take care of myself, at least I felt he shld appreciate me as his gf wif little gfs. For over a year he nvr spent a dime on me. I felt worthless in his eyes but still took it again as one of those things... Finally He proposed to me and I foolishly said yes. After about 6 montjs d dude surprised me! Told me to get a job b4 he can marry me, mind you I am business oriented and I tld him I would prefer to run my business than work under someone else...he kept ranting that he didn't plan his life dt way so I must get a job..next strike was wen he told me dt wen I get a job I am going to be saddled with feeding the family while he takes care of other bills. This was so disturbing cos I feel a man should feed his family..though I dnt mind supporting but making it look lik my job wasn't just it. The last strike I finally caught him cheating on me last week, he kept denying but am no fool.
Rily sorry my story is all over the place but I keep thinking of all I went tru with him, he rude behaviour n how he has no respect for me. To worsen the matter my mum is rily insisting I get married soon..ha! Am just in my early 20's for God's sake. I rily need to start my life over again but I am scared. Don't no wer to begin and I feel so stupid for letting dis relationship stay dis long b4 realising dis dude was just using me. I need ur advice...am in a rily sad place rite now

Read your story and I think I know what you are going. I presume this page is not for guys but you just have to be strong. you don't have to marry somebody if you are not comfortable with the relationship. and the way it sounds, your guys is a self-centered, self-loving SOAB. but no doubt that he loves you, but loves s not all that matters. there are other things you should put into consideration... Just be strong

chose mine because it's my name. and the seven because, there are seven different sides to my story.