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As if Nigerians aint in such countries....Still doesnt make this irrelevant!

Thought your job was horrible? Check out these, and then get back to us!
So some days you think you’ve just got the worst job in the world? The hours
are too long, the pay’s too little and basically you’d rather be doing any other
job right now than this one, but if you think you’ve got it bad…
Staff Training has compiled a short (and for your sake much revised) list of the
worst jobs in the world in the hopes that when the work blues strike you’ll be
able to reflect on all the reasons your job DOESN’T suck quite as much as you
think it does.
We’ve left some of the more icky jobs (like “halitosis and fart smeller”, and
we’re serious…) off the list because, well, euw (you probably didn’t want to
read about that anyway, did you?), but we must warn you that what’s left is
by no means a pretty picture.
1. Mosquito Researcher
In Brazil the mosquitoes are a bit smarter than in Africa, not falling for the
usual traps set by scientists. The only way to catch mosquitoes in Brazil is for
the researcher to offer himself as bait, being bitten sometimes up to 3 000
times in the process. Oh, did we mention that some of these mosquitoes
transmit malaria?
2. Cat Food Quality Controller
Cats care about what they eat as much as we do. That’s why there are strict
quality control tests performed on it before it’s allowed to hit the shelves. Jon
Hanson from Britain describes some of the tests: The first involved dunking his
head into a tub of cat food to detect (with his nose) its freshness; the second
involved shoving his forearms into the cat food where he would feel for any
bony bits; and the third involved actually prodding the food with his fingers so
he could test how gristly it was. Gross.
3. Sewer Cleaner
If you thought Cat Food Quality Controller was bad you’ll love this one.
Imagine being up to your knees, everyday, in a river of human excrement… We
won’t go into too much detail here, suffice it to say that you get more job
satisfaction on your worst day than these guys ever do.
4. Highway Roadkill Remover
Dodging traffic may be bad enough, but doing so with the intention of
collecting the carcasses of animals unlucky enough to have been in the wrong
place at the wrong time? No thanks.
5. Portable Toilet Cleaner
Let’s be honest, we only use these toilets when there are absolutely NO other
options available. And even then we try to touch as few surfaces as possible
and get out as quickly as a cat in a bath. Now spare a moment for the poor
souls who, armed with little more than a plastic bag and a high-powered hose,
have to clean as many as 60 of these a day.
Turns out your job is actually pretty darn cool, hey?
SOURCE:News24

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2cato:
I will suggest all black african countries shoul contribute both human and financial resources to stop all these deadly diseases. Black africa must unite and fight any common enemies. Our leaders should stop going cap in hand to beg for food money and medicine. United we stand divided we fall to death.

Seconded

May God save us all...but come to think of it,why are these diseases coming out now almost at thesame time!

That's the prob..cos they won't!

The illness caused by Marburg virus begins abruptly, with severe headache
and malaise. The Marburg virus was last reported in Uganda in 2012. It was
reported that at that time four members of the same family in the western
Ugandan district of Kabala died of Marburg.

Source:The Punch
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At the joint media briefing with the World Health Organization (WHO)
Tumwesigye said: “The ministry of health calls upon the public to remain calm
and on alert amidst this epidemic. All suspected cases can be reported to the
ministry of health hotline.”
WHO Country Representative to Uganda Wondimagegnehu Alemu said that
WHO does not recommend any travel ban but the public should follow all the
necessary precautions which have been put in place.
“We are doing what is recommended to contain the outbreak and also making
sure all the listed contacts are got,” he added.
It is also known that WHO is providing technical and logistical support to all
the affected facilities while the Ministry of Health delivered personal protective
equipment and other supplies to Mengo Hospital, Mpigi and Kagando Health
Center in Kasese district.
According to the WHO, Marburg is a severe and highly fatal disease caused by
a virus from the same family as the one that causes Ebola hemorrhagic fever.
There is no proven relation between this Marburg outbreak and the Ebola
outbreak in West Africa which has left over 3,200 people dead.

On Sunday the Minister of State for Health Elioda Tumwesigye informed
about the outbreak of the viral hemorrhagic fever. One person is dead, the
other is isolated and over 80 others being monitored both in central and
western Uganda.
According to the information provided by the Ministry of Health of this African
country, one person died on September 28 after signs of Marburg, which were
later confirmed by laboratory tests. The brother of the deceased is currently
under isolation at Mengo Hospital in the capital Kampala.
The Punch informs that out of the 80 people being monitored, over 60 are
health workers who made contact with the index case who was also a medical
worker. Thirty-eight workers are being monitored at Mengo Hospital while the
22 others are being monitored in Mpigi.
Tumwesigye said 20 other people who were involved in the burial process of
the deceased are also being monitored in Kasese district in western Uganda.

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