₦airaland Forum

ednited:
Funny people

forgiveness:
Exactly! Only Nigeria, South Africa and Morocco have airport rail link in the whole of Africa.

forgiveness:
Hmmm! Honestly, Kenya is not a popular as Nigeria. I think, they just needed our attention.

forgiveness:
Of course, working perfectly well.

Yes, you are right. Nigeria is operating one while Kenya is just purporting one. Now, that is the difference.

ednited:
Last year

Was it a stop over or what?

ednited:
I have a friend who was ordered by her dad to leave Kenya because of that. He was freightned that she would end up as a party girl who won't be educated properly. For real

She has been telling me that ET and KE are different world.

TayserMahri:
none better than PAC!!!

Shiet, you motherfuckin' right
I'm the bitch that's keepin' it live and keepin' it hot
When you punk ass niggas don't
Nigga westside, what! Bring it on
.
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I love finger f.ckin' you, all of a sudden I'm hearin' thunder
When you bust a nut, niggaz be duckin' or takin' numbers
Love to watch you at a block party, beggin' for drama
While unleashin' on the old timers, that's on my mama

I would trade my life for yours, behind closed doors
The only girl that I adore, everything I'm askin' for
Talkin' to me beggin' me to just, take you around
Seventeen like Brandy you just want to Be Down
Talkin' loud when I tell you be quiet you move the crowd
Bustin' rounds, activatin' a riot, that's why I love you so
No control, down to roll, unleash
After a hit you break apart, then back to one piece

Much love to my one and only girlfriend, the world is ours
Just hold me down, baby witness the power
Never leave a nigga alone, I love you black or chrome
Turn this house into a happy home, me and my girlfriend
All I need in this life of sin, is me and my girlfriend
Down to ride to the bloody end, just me and my girlfriend
All I need in this life of sin, is me and my girlfriend
Down to ride to the bloody end, just me and my girlfriend

All I need in this life of sin, is me and my girlfriend
Down to ride to the bloody end, just me and my girlfriend
Lost in the whirlwind, ninety-six, Bonnie and Clyde
Me and my girlfriend, doin' eighty-five when we ride
Trapped in this world of sin, born as a ghetto child
Raised in the whirlwind, look for me

Kazikazi:
Kenya is a starvation capital of africa

mtisTheQubit:
man Dre was ok but pac an biggie were something else...

SuperIgbo1:
Dre is an elementary rapper. He's better off as a producer and manager.

JaceBlaze:
Una Pidgin be so good Wey dey confuse person for a naija pikin.Trade your ID in at home affairs and comot for naija Jare!

forgiveness:
Na only thing dem sabi be dat. I think we should start taking pictures like them.

forgiveness:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
I tell you.

forgiveness:
One thing I noticed about kenya is they can snap pictures of ghost.

forgiveness:
Show me your amoeba schools.

tylann:
Citizen of the world poverty capital

SuperIgbo1:
2pac got the story while, Biggie smalls remains the greatest lyricist ever seen. I'm a big fan of both.

TayserMahri:
You sound like a bit.ch, bit.ch
Shut the f.ck up
When your fans become your haters
You done?
F.ck, your beard's weird
Alright
You yellin' at the mic, you weird beard
We doin' this once
Your beard's weird, why you yellin' at the mic?

Rihanna just hit me on a text
Last night I left hickeys on her neck
Wait, you just dissed me? I'm perplexed
Insult me in a line, compliment me on the next, damn
I'm really sorry you want me to have a heart attack
Was watchin' 8 Mile on my NordicTrack
Realized I forgot to call you back
Here's that autograph for your daughter, I wrote it on a Starter cap
Stan, Stan, son, listen, man, dad isn't mad
But how you gonna name yourself after a damn gun and have a man bun?
The giant's woke, eyes open, undeniable
Supplyin' smoke, got the fire stoked
Say you got me in a scope, but you grazed me
I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze
Your reply got the crowd yelling, "Woo"
So before you die let's see who can out-petty who
With your corny lines (Slim you're old)
Ow, Kelly, ooh, but I'm 45 and I'm still outselling you
By 29 I had three albums that had blew
Now let's talk about somethin' I don't really do
Go in someone's daughter's mouth stealin' food
But you're a f.ckin' mole hill, now I'ma make a mountain out of you, woo!
Ho, chill, actin' like you put the chrome barrel to my bone marrow
Gunner? Bitch, you ain't a bow and arrow
Say you'll run up on me like a phone bill, sprayin' lead
Playin' dead, that's the only time you hold still
Are you eating cereal, or oatmeal?
What the Bleep's in the bowl, milk? Wheaties or Cheerios?
'Cause I'm takin' a shit in 'em, Kelly, I need reading material
Dictionary
Yo Slim, your last four albums sucked
Go back to Recovery, oh shoot, that was three albums ago
What do you know? Oops, know your facts before you come at me, lil' goof
Luxury, oh, you broke, bitch?
Yeah, I had enough money in '02
To burn it in front of you, ho
Younger me? No, you the whack me
It's funny, but so true
I'd rather be 80 year old me than 20 year old you
'Til I'm hitting old age, still can fill a whole page with a 10 year old's rage
Got more fans than you in your own city, lil' kiddy
Go play, feel like I'm babysitting Lil Tay
Got the Diddy okay so you spent your whole day
Shootin' a video just to fuckin' dig your own grave
Got you at your own wake, I'm the billy goat
You ain't never made a list next to no Biggie, no Jay
Next to Taylor Swift, and that Iggy ho, you about to really blow
Kelly, they'll be putting your name
Next to Ja, next to Benzino, die, motherfucker
Like the last motherfucker sayin' Hailey in vain
Alien brain, you Satanist (yeah)
My biggest flops are your greatest hits
The game's mine again and ain't nothin' changed but the locks
So before I slay this bitch, mwah, give Jade a kiss
Gotta wake up Labor Day to this (the Bleep?)
Bein' rich-shamed by some prick usin' my name for clickbait
In a state of bliss 'cause I said his goddamn name
Now I gotta cock back, aim, yeah, bitch, pop champagne to this
It's your moment, this is it
As big as you're gonna get, so enjoy it
Had to give you a career to destroy it
Lethal injection, go to sleep six feet deep
I'll give you a B for the effort, but if I was three
Foot 11, you'd look up to me, and for the record
You would suck a dick to fuckin' be me for a second
Lick a ballsack to get on my channel
Give your life to be this solidified
This mothafuckin' shit is like Rambo when he's out of bullets
So what good is a f.ckin' machine gun when it's out of ammo?
Had enough of this tatted-up mumble rapper
How the Bleep can him and I battle?
He'll have to f.ck Kim in my flannel
I'll give him my sandals
'Cause he knows long as I'm Shady, he's gon' have to live in my shadow
Exhausting, letting off on my offspring
Like a gun barrel, bitch, get off me
You dance around it like a sombrero, we can all see
You're fuckin' salty 'cause young Gerald's balls-deep inside of Halsey
Your red sweater, your black leather
You dress better, I rap better
That a death threat or a love letter?
Little white toothpick
Thinks it's over a pic, I just don't like you, prick
Thanks for dissing me
Now I had an excuse on the mic to write, "Not Alike"
But really, I don't care who's in the right
But you're losin' the fight you picked
Who else want it, Kells?
Attempt fails, Budden, L's
Fuckin' nails in these coffins as soft as Cottonelle
Killshot, I will not fail, I'm with the Doc still
But this idiot's boss pops pills and tells him he's got skills
But Kells, the day you put out a hit's the day Diddy admits
That he put the hit out that got Pac killed, ah
I'm sick of you bein' whack
And still usin' that mothafuckin' Auto-Tune, so let's talk about it (let's talk about it)
I'm sick of your mumble rap mouth
Need to get the cock up out it before we can even talk about it (talk about it)
I'm sick of your blonde hair and earrings
Just 'cause you look in the mirror and think you're Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers)
Don't mean you are, and you're not about it
So just leave my d.ck in your mouth, and keep my daughter out it

NairobiWalker:
Now, post us the public schools where the average Nigerian takes their kids.

tylann:
Your are only superior to me in terms of poverty
Nothing else
Yes you are greater in poverty

XhosaNostra:
To me, that looks like a plantation house or even a church.
Why are they wearing berets?

XhosaNostra:
They see me rollin'
They hatin'
Patrolling & tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty

mtisTheQubit:

I ain't got no motherfu.ckin friends
That's why I fu.cked yo' bitch, you fat motherfu.cker
(Take money) West side, Bad Boy killers (take money)
You know who the realest is niggaz we bring it to you (take money)
(Take money)
First off, mess your bitch and the click you claim
Westside when we ride come equipped with game
You claim to be a player but I fu.cked your wife
We bust on Bad Boy niggaz fu.cked for life
Plus Puffy tryin' ta see me weak hearts I rip
Biggie Smalls and Junior M.A.F.I.A. Some mark-ass bitches
We keep on comin' while we runnin' for yo' jewels
Steady gunnin, keep on bustin at them fools, you know the rules
Lil' Ceaser, go ask ya homie how I leave ya
Cut your young ass up, leave you in pieces, now be deceased
Lil' Kim, don't mess around with real G's
Quick to snatch yo' ugly ass off the streets, so mess peace
I let them niggaz know it's on for life
So let the Westside ride tonight
Bad Boy murdered on wax and killed
mess wit' me and get yo' caps peeled, you know, see
Grab ya glocks, when you see Tupac
Call the cops, when you see Tupac, uh
Who shot me, but ya punks didn't finish
Now ya bout to feel the wrath of a menace
Nigga, I hit em' up

Just30:
that looks like Lagos

TayserMahri:
Now you tell me who won
I see them, they run
They don't wanna see us
Whole Junior M.A.F.I.A. Clique
Dressing up trying to beat us
How the f.ck they gonna be the mob when we always on our job?
We millionaires!
Killing ain't fair but somebody got to do it
Oh yeah, Mobb Deep (take money) you wanna f.ck with us
You lil young-ass motherfuckers !
Don't one of you niggas got sickle-cell or something
You're f.cking with me, nigga you f.ck around and catch a seizure or a heart attack
You better back the f.ck up before you get smacked the f.ck up
This is how we do it on our side
Any of you niggas from New York that want to bring it, bring it
But we ain't singing, we bringing drama
Bleep you and your motherfucking mama
We're gonna kill all you motherfuckers
Now when I came out, I told you it was just about Biggie
Then everybody had to open their mouth with a motherfucking opinion
Well this is how we gonna do this
Bleep Mobb Deep, Bleep Biggie
Bleep Bad Boy as a staff, record label and as a motherfucking crew
And if you want to be down with Bad Boy, then Bleep you too
Chino XL, Bleep you too
All you motherfuckers, Bleep you too (take money, take money)
All of y'all mother fuckers, Bleep you, die slow, motherfucker
My .44 make sure all y'all kids don't grow
You motherfuckers can't be us or see us
We motherfuckin' Thug Life-riders, Westside 'til we die
Out here in California, nigga, we warned ya
We'll bomb on you motherfuckers. We do our job
You think you mob? Nigga, we the motherfuckin' mob
Ain't nothing but killers and the real niggas
All you motherfuckers feel us
Our shit goes triple and 4-quadruple
(Take money)
You niggas laugh 'cause our staff got
Guns under they motherfuckin' belts
You know how it is, when we drop records they felt
You niggas can't feel it, we the realest


F.ck 'em, we Bad Boy-killers

Just30:
is that Nigeria?

samorobo:
I am not saying that lagos is entirely neat but for a ghanian that claimed accra to be among the neatest city in africa and in the world...this just shows how much of an hypocrite they are.......

These is even better ..you need to see the gross yummy mixture of organic waste that was flowing gracefully underneath a flyover bridge. .....they called that a canal , and I was like a canal in the middle of a road.....wow pathetic

samorobo:
Pls can someone post some quality pictures of ibadan I want to enjoy it beauty .....I am tired of seeing nairobi all day.....it is becoming boring

TayserMahri:
Yes I do man

samorobo:
Pls can someone post some quality pictures of ibadan I want to enjoy it beauty .....I am tired of seeing nairobi all day.....it is becoming boring

Just30:
the only gutters i see are gutters with clean water in them

so theres nothing like African gutter

samorobo:
That gutter feels more it is there for aquatourism.....not some random uncared gutter