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mean while the mortality rate in the country has increased drastically

u need prayers

francizy:
Imagine that one of them has already started defending this useless move by his god buhari and yet claim to be a practicing Christian.

a christian by mouth

francizy:
Those are the willing tools ready to be utilized to plunge Nigeria into eternal abyss.. I think one has to start making plans to leave this useless country called Nigeria, known for producing failed military elements as civilian leaders. I said initially that I won't insult Buhari but with this move, he deserves all the insults in the world.

Just yesterday the môrôn said they were winning the war against boko haram and I wondered what he meant by winning and who was actually winning between boko haram and Nigerian army. How many attacks has been heard of from Nigerian army against the boko haram since May 29? Can't say they've done anything tangible, yet this clown of a president opened his mouth to crack a heavy joke on the people dying on daily basis and also came up with this negotiation junk.

Where are these set of people or is it only when PDP does something bad or good you jump out to criticize them;

NgeneUkwenu, Beremx, franchizy, egift, omenka, passingshot, etc, your lord and personal savior has already started failing.

shey they called jonathan clueless, voted him out nd brought in this slowpoke. HE has indeed brought change

jonathan must be laughing his eyes out where ever he is. when he tried to fix this country they called him clueless, voted him out nd brought in an slowpoke. what happened to flushing boko haram in two weeks, now we've seen the kinda change he was talking about

barcanista:
Nonsense! Is Iran a terrorist organisation?

What does negotiation for release of captives equate negotiating with terrorist group to stop terrorism? Is Buhari negotiating for release of any hostage? You aren't smart at all!

Have you heard any Western Country negotiate with ISIS, Taliban, Alqaeda, Al Shabaab etc for them to stop terrorism?

help me ask the baboon, claiming he knows something but his skull is empty

dickrider:
SO THE IGBOS THAT ARE BOASTING OF ENGAGING THE NIGERIAN ARMY FOR THEIR Biafra FREEDOM CANT EVEN ACCOMODATE ORDINARY UNTRAINED BOKO PRISONERS WHAT A BUNCH OF COWARDS EMPTY CHEST BEATERS

look at this hippo

raayah:
No need to Panic Nigerians.
Buhari will fix it.

yea.. sai baba..lol

lmao.. bros u don high

Kastamonu:
I hope your kids grow up to be like those nude girls in the video and they would be addicted to cocaine.

ok

ChiSun27:
The video lacks direction....it is quite a creative nonsense.


What is d message in the music?

Selling of fake cocaine or prostitutes that are now showing him love?

beefing him won't change anything... the video is dope

lmao

stale

no b today women Don start to cause trouble

I think he should try comedy cos this is hilarious

I think he should try comedy cos he's really funny

Scholar8200:
You must have noticed the mild drama?! I discovered that the site was a satirical site! Apologies.

it's aiit

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franconian:
OP, I nor get babe oooo. I beg borrow me your bae make I take do the experiment.

oya come take

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davesndy:
Uncle Ruckus is that you?

lmao...

u guys heard 5 But It's actually 28

to kill and destroy

we are patiently waiting

I So much love this guy, he doesn't brag unlike may weather

nobody is praying for him to fail all we just want is for him to fulfil his campaign promises
* 1 dollar to one naira
*free food for school children
*tackling corruption
*ending insurgency in two weeks
shikena...

Onyejiuwaokoh:
l will pinish terrorism in 12hours, l will make 1dollar equal to 1naira in two weeks, l will pight and eliminate kwaruption n 24hours says the General.

lmao..
mehn.. you're sick, can't stop laughing

chukwudi44:
Do we have a president I this country!!!! All the Daura President know is how to make useless announcements moving the command center to Maiduguri as if that would solve the book haram crisis.That is what putting an illiterate at the helm of affairs can cause

moving the command centre to Maiduguri means more arms to dem boys

dunkem21:
OK, I thought GEJ started it for political reasons

no he didn't there's this book I read, I was really shocked when I found out that boko haram have been in existence even before Gej.