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 Politics › Re: Saraki, Dogara, Dare APC; Reject Party’s Choices Of Principal Officers For NASS by JAYEFF: 12:31pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
#still watching this Nollywood Nice movie |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JAYEFF: 12:26pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
airmark:Ha-ha Go and open it. Odds need to be renewed. Don't make me call the gods, you might not escape. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by JAYEFF: 12:16pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
charijee:I am interested |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need A Young Male Age 22 - 30 by JAYEFF: 12:13pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
Mad geh |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by JAYEFF: 10:52am On Jun 24, 2015 |
charijee:I am yet to see the said Princess na |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by JAYEFF: 8:43am On Jun 24, 2015 |
charijee:WoW Can I see her please? I consider myself a capable hand |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by JAYEFF: 8:41am On Jun 24, 2015 |
I am back Hi all |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JAYEFF: 8:37am On Jun 24, 2015 |
okayw:You should've toured this section before posting your gibberish here Go to the Flow For Rank thread |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JAYEFF: 8:35am On Jun 24, 2015 |
Airmark why did you close my thread? I was about to update the odds!! The tourney is still on. Please go and open it before I strike you with epilepsy 1 Like |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JAYEFF: 4:22pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
obesemf and Giyazz, take it to FFR please. stop wasting intelligent bars here. |
| Rap Battles › Re: Holocaust Tourney 2015 (the Odds, As They Stand) by JAYEFF(op): 10:08pm On Jun 13, 2015 |
Outrights Winner of the Holocaust Tourney: Jigsawkillah 2.00 007Bruce 3.00 Kinglahkay 20.00 Ksslib 2.00 Obesemf 5.00 Danbrowndmf 50.00 Vickybash 5.00 Laykorn 500.00 Darkrebel666 2.00 Limerick 2.00 Heywhizzy 500.00 Warriblood 500.00 Sinizia 500.00 Gladdys 20.00 Liricyst 5.00 Obainojazz 500.00 Elymaxiimus 2.00 Supermiy 500.00 Testerfuze 500.00 Iceskidd 50.00 1 Like |
| Rap Battles › Re: Holocaust Tourney 2015 (the Odds, As They Stand) by JAYEFF(op): 9:57pm On Jun 13, 2015 |
The odds may change if the emcees starts dropping lyrics on FFR. I am compiling the odds allocated to each contestant to win (The odds too might change as the tourney progresses). |
| Rap Battles › Re: Holocaust Tourney 2015 (the Odds, As They Stand) by JAYEFF(op): 2:15am On Jun 13, 2015 |
Last battle of the week, happens to be Testerfuze vs Iceskidd these two battlers took off the scene just when they were almost done with carving out a niche for themselves. Now they're both back, rusty, but with fresh ideas. Are we going to be hit by the unexpected puns these cats might throw? we'd fold our hands and watch but still, the odds are still here. Testerfuze: 2.60 Iceskidd 2.40 1 Like 1 Share |
| Rap Battles › Re: Holocaust Tourney 2015 (the Odds, As They Stand) by JAYEFF(op): 2:08am On Jun 13, 2015 |
Day 5, Presents Elymaxiimus vs Supermiy freshly off a bloody battle against Jigsawkillah, Max is one of the most improved battlers on this forum. Supermiy on the other hand, is still struggling to create a name for himself. Max see max is cruel/ ll clap a tool/ n slap the fool/ to make the wacko cool/ when he "proving strong head" like an angered bull/ i know we both bring FIRE ... like SPARKS n FUEL/ so i see this battle's truly gathered views ... They said it's gon be MOUTHWATERING . . . Why? Cos When i jab his jaw .... He starts to DROOL!!!/ .............. ODDS: Max: 1.01 Supermiy: 32.00 |
| Rap Battles › Re: Holocaust Tourney 2015 (the Odds, As They Stand) by JAYEFF(op): 1:59am On Jun 13, 2015*. Modified: 9:55pm On Jun 13, 2015 |
Also going down on Day 4, is Liricyst vs Obainojazz the current newbies champ, is going against one of the underdogs in this tourney. an upset? likely. both have not won their last matches not that it takes anything from them, but I Obaino is more rusty. Will that factor be the difference between this two cats? It's only a few days away people, Brace yourself! Liricyst You both should do this in shivers, be cagey/cos ur lines are weaker n lazy/this nigga is crazy/& you both to him is like river to navy/after he does this battle, this will be a quote from linda ikeji:/ “A madman just did the murder of two”…like he had wild sex with iya ibeji!!!/ Obaino 'm a thug of war./..hard to core/....warri gonn burn for sure./...he tryna run/ when I knock on door.......quickly, i floor the dump/ I came heavy with ammos...the guns are four.../ but the bombs are more/....first I drop his jaw../ then I drop the bombs.../blast everywhere...he scared...and starts screaming....... .............blood of god/ . ODDS: Liricyst 1.10 Obainojazz 22.04 |
| Rap Battles › Re: Holocaust Tourney 2015 (the Odds, As They Stand) by JAYEFF(op): 1:49am On Jun 13, 2015 |
Day 4 presents Sinizia vs Gladdys Sinizia, a newbie in this section of NL vs Gladyys, a fierce, ever developing femcee. This battle is the type that gets you worried, praying for your friend amongst both battlers. Will it be entertaining? Yes. suspenseful? yes! In the absence of no quotables at the moment, Ill just proceed to the odds. ODDS: Sinizia 7.40 Gladyys 1.16 |
| Rap Battles › Re: Holocaust Tourney 2015 (the Odds, As They Stand) by JAYEFF(op): 1:39am On Jun 13, 2015 |
Also going down on Day 3 of the Holocaust is..... Heywhizzy vs Warriblood 2 Emcees notorious for popping wordplays out of the blue. One, a consistent battler, while the other is a consistent Sneezer. Ever since stepping into the scene last year, both have struggled to match up with some of their mates in the game of text rap. But all in all, we are expecting an interesting matchup still. Heywhizzy Spreading deadly lines on u,til u won't 'see cure' lyk naija's present state/ u wld ave bin cured in the 20's nt dis tech age/ my bars divide ur body to south nd north protectorate/ any oda apart frm lugard can not amalgamate/ Warriblood every man desires a decent girl// who luv him and treat him well//not just a lover but a Friend// dats why dey always ask to ''MARRY-JUANA'' ur sister// cus lookin at you..your da true definition of what oyibo calls india herm// MaRIJUANA ODDS: Heywhizzy 1.90 Warriblood 3.60 1 Like |
| Rap Battles › Re: Holocaust Tourney 2015 (the Odds, As They Stand) by JAYEFF(op): 1:26am On Jun 13, 2015 |
DAY 3 PRESENTS: FIERCEST FIXTURE so far Darkrebel666 vs Limerick The last time out these two rappers faced off, Dark emerged as the winner, but now, things aren't the same. This is a tourney, with a price tag. Below are two bars, one each from each netcee Limerick : Worst still, you had the bbitch contended twice/ and still got ended twice/ now you didnt blame it on the ropes....but on a bleeped up dreaded style/ funny how she promised to go easy on you....and you foolishly believed....but when you battled, you couldn't touch the dam at all...she filled your head with lies!! Pause... I said...its funny she promised to go easy on you....and you foolishly believed....but when you battled, you couldn't touch the damatol; she filled your head with lice!! Darkkrebel (I got questions for you Ma) • Are you a Jungle 'Monkey' ?....or a female Chinchilla?/ Is Lime's Dad a baboon ...an Ape or a Mister?/ Cos Lime acted like 'Chimps'...when I gave him a pizza/ with cake and Vanilla/ and even Online.....We never named him a geezer/ ..We called him 'Tarzan' instead...Cos literally he looks…..like he was 'raised by Gorillas' !!/ ODDS: Darkrebel 2.50 Limerick 2.50 1 Like |
| Rap Battles › Re: Holocaust Tourney 2015 (the Odds, As They Stand) by JAYEFF(op): 1:09am On Jun 13, 2015 |
Also going down on Day 2 of the Holocaust is Vickybash vs Laykorn As at the time of typing this, Vickybash is yet to win a single battle in the forum, her only battle and loss was against Darkrebel and she pulled a no show. Yet, she's a feared femcee who decided to leave the company of the gossipers and pitch her tent with the boys. Laykorn is more of a Poet than a rapper but his zeal for rap cannot go unnoticed. He's yet to record a single win so far in this forum too. ODDS Vickybash 1.40 Laykorn 5.60 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Rap Battles › Re: Holocaust Tourney 2015 (the Odds, As They Stand) by JAYEFF(op): 1:01am On Jun 13, 2015 |
Day 2 Presents Obesemf vs Danbrowndmf Obesemf, an ever growing textcee that stepped into the scene early this year, made his mark with some interesting and mind blowing concepts. He's lost to only two emcees since stepping on to the scene and he has 6 battle threads to his name as I type this. He is the author of this bar: so lets talk school or money, the dude is a reject, he go claim he gets quick head, but he barely think first, the fool is boring, he jokes and every body wants him dead, at this rate' give him 'time' to impress, and even the 'principal' wont show simple interest danbrowndmf, at the moment of typing this, he has no single battle thread to his name but can he hand a defeat to Obesemf? I am not God. ODDS: Obesemf 1.20 Danbrowndmf 10.00 1 Like 2 Shares |
| Rap Battles › Re: Holocaust Tourney 2015 (the Odds, As They Stand) by JAYEFF(op): 12:49am On Jun 13, 2015 |
Ksslib vs Kinglahkay Ksslib is one of the most fearsome underdogs of this section. Started out barely rhyming, merely writing boring essays to scripting puns that sent a renowned NL textcee in the form of Mikuz scampering away from brimstones falling from the sky. He is also the bonafide owner of the line below: My rhymes are feared/geared with sick bars tha fly ya heads/....ts no surprise all over,ma lines are heard/ cos d way i 'distance' masef..late 'Munroe' could testify yall dnt see my breaklight.. i'm 'Myles' ahead / Kinglahkay: relatively unknown by majority of the textceeing masses, but really a beast in his own way. Have only one battle so far in my directory, going head to head in an audio battle versus Gladdys, the battle ended in a draw though but this below is one of my favorite bar from his: let me relax & watch how this babe will fumble.../...then quickly make her bleed in great[b] misfortune[/b]..../...like I'm letting Limerick wife stab her her with bottle ODDS: Ksslib: 1.90 Kinglahkay: 3.40 |
| Rap Battles › Re: Holocaust Tourney 2015 (the Odds, As They Stand) by JAYEFF(op): 12:34am On Jun 13, 2015 |
First On Our List, is one of the High-profiled battle of the Preliminary Stage of the Holocaust tourney Jigsawkillah Vs 007Bruce After recently seeing off high profiled battlers of this section in the form of Elymaxiimus and Darkrebel666 respectively, both of these in-form lyricists are set to face off. 007Bruce: •Teddy whooped you twice, youre truly a fool/ max was all over you and now you screwing with Bruce?/ you lost woefully to krone, you're losing this too/ cos your duel with 'lime' was a failure, how could this be 'fruitful to you?/ Jigsawkillah: Y'all gon doubt my artistry, but Jigs is eloquent While Max sleeps, I'll ride a Fuel Tank into the Nigga's residence Blow it up! Rescue him while he's badly burnt, hard breathing, nearly dead Place him on the balcony, he'll drop in his own will, FIFA President based on previous records and overall performances, the odds of this battle goes thus: Jigsawkillah 2.40 007Bruce 2.60 1 Like |
| Rap Battles › Re: Holocaust Tourney 2015 (the Odds, As They Stand) by JAYEFF(op): 12:14am On Jun 13, 2015 |
After looking at the fixtures, I have decided to compute the odds of each matchup. This will be fun. Don't be surprised when you see your favorite not even a favorite to win the tourney. I'll be compiling both the odds for each of the aforementioned contestants to qualify for the next round as well as winning the competition. 1 Like 2 Shares |
| Rap Battles › Holocaust Tourney 2015 (the Odds, As They Stand) by JAYEFF(op): 12:11am On Jun 13, 2015 |
Darkrebel666: |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JAYEFF: 12:06am On Jun 13, 2015 |
coogar:alright sire |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JAYEFF: 12:05am On Jun 13, 2015 |
Heywhizzy:haha Alright surprise me bro |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by JAYEFF: 12:04am On Jun 13, 2015 |
lanicky:Oh my dear Princess I have been a guest in this forum and have been following your thread since inception. I have been a mere fan. my mail doesn't work anymore Princess. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by JAYEFF: 12:00am On Jun 13, 2015 |
lanicky:Touring is my hobby, Princess Lanicky |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JAYEFF: 11:52pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
cc Coogar can I at least pile the odds? show these gents each how they stand against their opponents? |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JAYEFF: 11:51pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
Heywhizzy:you're out already |
| Computers › Re: Best Data Plan For All Smartphones/pc In June by JAYEFF: 12:35pm On Jun 09, 2015 |
Zumen I pray thee, that you provide a link with which I can download and configure simple server on my laptop and android phone please |
| Rap Battles › Re: Elymaxiimus Vs Jigsawkillah [the Holocaust] by JAYEFF: 11:27am On Jun 09, 2015 |
Jason21:must you tell the world that you're not from a good home? |
