mailmalc:
Rubbish! Hw's this making front page? Y'all shld follow the likes of Ibime's and Streetwise scripts for rap battle lessons.

If I haven't read your lines, I'd have mistaken you for a d0pe emcee. you're all trash mister when compared with this generation

since this is a rap section, I'll comment like a rapper.
both rappers are lame but the second rapper is even lamer!
yup I mean the one with all that slash, like his dick got slash n hacks,
whilst the later was steady doing his jump jacks,
counting his punchline and haystacks,
I'll just sit down and watch this one pass.
even all the furcking hype u guys are as lame as an i5

lame battle…… signed: tochstorm_stormbreaker.

TheSonOfMark:

Airforce1? He's likely just one of those "baby shake your ukwu" musicians.

Lmao, u mean the dude gat no lyrics after all these years or Rehearsal n Noise

stlaibrowne:
I never know there is something like this

I want in

there is a rap section under music and radio

Dopest trend on NL
BigUps guy, am KelvinKeez ready to battle anyday...
Hook a nigga up, I gat bars to catch wackstarts in....[size=8pt][/size]

Great stuff!

Jigsawkillah!! So u dey do dis kain tin?? Shuuu!!! Nice ryhmes u gat dere..

i've f*cked ur sis two times, brother/ ur girl sucked my d1ck good like p0rnstars/ but u're a sex starved true life pauper/ jigs plays with HIS PIPE more than a full-time plumber/ No b1tch gives him head,, so he BLOWS HIMSELF, like a suicide bomber/
Now, this is what I call creativity.

stormybucci:
Jigsawkillah!! So u dey do dis kain tin?? Shuuu!!! Nice ryhmes u gat dere..

e get the one wey I no dey do?
I dey all na

Jigs got it all for me.

Nice opener
Correct punchlines
Excellent reference.....Fifa president, T. Montana.
Cool ending

What baffled me most is that Jigs used pure English undilluted with pidgin

Jigsawkillah leads.

sorry o buh mehn...d hype had more dope lines dan dem two MC's

Dem try wela...buh ah call jigsaw ...jigabite c0s his fl0ws d0n pass punchlines na *bitelines* dah FIFA presid0 line na b0mb....

JigsawKillah:

e get the one wey I no dey do?
I dey all na

i no knw if i go start 2 dey fear u or make i dey lyk u.... Wait lemme fink abt it

Dopeeee.....

cyberdurable:
Airforce1 come Take Lyrics o! Your Much awaited album must be Released this month...

Lwkmd!

YoungDaNaval:
Lwkmd!

I lie ni?

Darkrebel666:
Jigsawkillah's verse

I wasn't expecting this battle so soon, but I am prepared for the task
I simply got home, got my dogs together, had war declared on the cat
I'm bringing two nines, give Max this pair, he'd collapse
The lead puts hair roots on his chin, my gat bearding the fàg
Reread that shît!!!
I said my lead puts hare roots on him, am Beheading the fàg


Rebel hurriedly created this thread, he been planning your fall
He texted me like, Jigs, I hate how Max keeps acting and all
You keep jumping like a cricket it's obvious you're happy to ball
If from our last battle you called me a failed man, this time,
I'd be Batting your balls


Dagger getting you zipped, I'm out to compress
Your bouta get Xed, Jigs is the Alpha, what I spit out is complex
I got my glock ready, you better run, before my shots Race, out to your legs
Get it? X, Alpha, Gamma and Beta Rays? I'll take you out with concepts


You'd get murdered for nothing, you can hate Nigeria
I'll chibokised you girl, I'll torture, ràpe and kill ya
The pump scans, photocopies and prints your face, laser printers
The double barrel put holes on you, lace material


No hos riding you anymore, you like a plug
NLers basking in euphoria as you're smoked, you like a nug
My goons surround you with arms, you like a hug
I say fire, they All throw pods on you, you like a bug


I'd invite DJ5naira to play songs, to celebrate your death
A broke DJ for a broke rapper, money don't fûcks with y'all, it's a
celibate shît yet
I take Max out, gun show, that's light! I am terribly upset
I displace the diss plays he displays, puns leaves him needing lens,
Tell E Vision Set!!




I promise I'm not gonna talk about your sister or mother
Won't say shît like, they are humping on your Niggas and others
But Isn't that the way of life of kids who live in the gutter?
Corporate home right? I bet at night, y'all sleep on each other


Rappers who know they ABC of rap, place J ahead of E
Every horizontal bar I drop, that's literally a head of E
Y'all gon doubt my artistry, but Jigs is eloquent
While Max sleeps, I'll ride a Fuel Tank into the Nigga's residence
Blow it up! Rescue him while he's badly burnt, hard breathing, nearly dead
Place him on the balcony, he'll drop in his own will, FIFA President


I am Tony Montana, whatever I turn in is dópe
Max is Giyazz, arms weak from learning the ropes
Niggas tossing your shît up the heels, they spurning you bloke
you're never getting laddered up except you're in klin and
water, churning the soap


My goons massage you with planks, they care, that's how they
babysit Niggas
Me, I'm nicer, I reach out for my glock, I let that baby split niggas
Max sailing in his tears after loosing to Kim, that's babyship niggas
I see you on that baby shît, you claiming a fire flame spitter
Like father like son right? Does that mean your pop is a retired 'cane dealer?
Does that mean he still slugs it out in that tyre game with ya?
Does that mean, he also looks for customers for your mom and sisters,
he's a pànderer? awwww nigga!!!


Lemme give y'all some words that rhymes with Maximus:
A plastic thug! A fàggot chump! Whose only dream in life is to act as mod!!!

All I read is violence, violence and more violence, misogyny, rape and so on. What happened to storytelling, clean wordplay, depth? No disrespect intended, just an observation. Sits back and resumes listening to Nas's 1994 Illmatic album.

Darkrebel666:
ELymaxiimus verse

Killaholic!!!
****JIGSAW's FINAL BURIAL******
Check his diary,

you'll see where he stays with his wife/
He's never left the Village in his life/
gotto had to meet him in ugheli with pride/
cos lagos? Jigs wouldn't know the way in his mind!/
so Don't ever claim with a lie/ cos if you talk sey YOU DEY LAG . . .
It only means . . . You've been TRAILING BEHIND/

wait, lemme maybe remind/ you of the way ur pics are, pls/
or rather, the way u're thin as, jigs/
you talk tough, but your pics, displayed ur weak @ss, b1tch/
you wey just lean as sh1t/
ur mates dey lift metals, to stay more fit at least/
but like that FLEXING SPORT, everything wey dey your GYM NA STICKS/

saw ur pics last week ...
Nd i was SHORT of wordings to class it/
you looked like 'agberos', who work in the garage/ and shorter than
smurfs, in the graphics/
you barely reached gotto'S ARM, SON, . . . Networking is vanished?/
the pic proved you're DISABLED, i mean, u're VERTICALLY CHALLENGED/
(reached gotto's samsung)

i'm getting to him with strong steel/
a clumsy ice cream man, definitely yo guts spill/
in flows, you're effing the king of pure skill/
but when we step in the ring to brawl, real/
you won't FLOW better than me, ur BLOOD will/

i spit fresh infact/ when i flex n rap/ i leave y'all grinning like a cheshire cat/
so y'all get set n clap/ as i kill this warrior with a piercing slap/
if he gets a smack/ you'll see the knight fall like it's getting dark/

cos this battle gon be an avalanche/ ah have a hunch/ landslide!
quick! I quake ya heart with punch/
he think he CRAY, that if it's going BANANAS, he's had a BUNCH/
till i make the NOOB BREAK FAST with a smashing crunch/
you're getting fed with the fists like a happy LUNCH/
THIS UPPER puts you to sleep like you've had too much/
(new breakfast, the supper)

his whole body gets bandaged enough/ covered in whites like the f@g
is a dove/ though my fist wrapped with a glove/
but get ready to marry this punch/
as this upper takes ya HEAD OVER HILLS ... Like you madly in love/

i've f*cked ur sis two times, brother/ ur girl sucked my d1ck good like p0rnstars/
but u're a sex starved true life pauper/
jigs plays with HIS PIPE more than a full-time plumber/
No b1tch gives him head,, so he BLOWS HIMSELF, like a suicide bomber/

my punchlines and diss/ is mean like dark whooping giyaz four times at least/
in ur mind, u're like "come nice na, pls"/
but i'm not kind na, jigs/
I go open ur MAMA DOOR, like i'm gon fry some cheese/
i pollute d air, as my FART DEY REEK HER, . . she'll get bagged n
bagged ... like raw rice nd beans/

see max is cruel/ ll clap a tool/ n slap the fool/
to make the wacko cool/ when he "proving strong head" like an angered bull/
i know we both bring FIRE ... like SPARKS n FUEL/
so i see this battle's truly gathered views ... They said it's gon be
MOUTHWATERING . . . Why?
Cos When i jab his jaw .... He starts to DROOL!!!/

"max"!
Even the monicker is bad/ i "throw shots at him", like sellers of
okirika in lag/
if he don't kick the bucket, he'll be kicked with a mag/
plus i land niggas in clinics, when i hit with a jab/
one punch, nd he's needing "pills n portions" .... like nicki minaj/

Same violence, same abuse, just stereotype. This is too dirty, even in battle real hip hop is a wonderful and pleasant art that should be learnt from legends. If you can please listen to nas "It ain't hard to tell" , "Half time" or "memory lane" all in the illmatic album or E=mc2 by jdilla, and yeah there are few explicit content but they not up to 20% of the whole content. Forgive me guys am an OG. No disrespect to yall just saying.

ELymaxiimus!!!you da man#your rap is dope#

FOREXMARTS:


All I read is violence, violence and more violence, misogyny, rape and so on.

OML.

stormybucci:
i no knw if i go start 2 dey fear u or make i dey lyk u.... Wait lemme fink abt it

ok na

dj5naira:

OML.

Hmmm.

texanomaly:
Jigsaw all the way!

i love ur boobs.......is that u?

Jason21:
i love ur boobs.......is that u?

must you tell the world that you're not from a good home?

texanomaly:
Jigsaw all the way!

sonOfLucifer:

Don't you give me that face.

FOREXMARTS:


Same violence, same abuse, just stereotype. This is too dirty, even in battle real hip hop is a wonderful and pleasant art that should be learnt from legends. If you can please listen to nas "It ain't hard to tell" , "Half time" or "memory lane" all in the illmatic album or E=mc2 by jdilla, and yeah there are few explicit content but they not up to 20% of the whole content. Forgive me guys am an OG. No disrespect to yall just saying.

So in a rap battle...you should compliment your opponent with poetry. Smh.
Most cats that battle on nairaland are diverse. If the time comes for a written cypher or a topical thingy, cats would script appropriately. In a battle, you just must come fierce.

hehe. see mixed feelings

Whoa!!!...

new breakfast/ noob break fast is not forced... /nu:breikfast/


. transcription for new - / nu:/

none of those plays were forced. we learn everyday. English can be funny.






CBC lime , krone n co..





max