Expired

expired!!!

Let them hand over this young bloods to me,

I know how to deal with them;

- tie them to a chair
- use pliers to remove their fingernails and toe nails one by one
- use injection to suck out the juice In their eyeballs
- then insert long office pin in their dick holes
- then attach a 50V AC supply to their teeth for 2 hours intervals...
- more in stock for them..��

....most women and their chicken brains laid between their legs.

Trust no one, not even your friend.

Your friend is your potential enemy.

...everything in Nigeria is whining..

Let them kukuma say BuHARi is planning on going back to school..

For all DiRECT EnTRY 2019 Aspirants

..drop your contacts for Add-UPs.

Or

join via this link..
https://chat.whatsapp.ccom/CpxeXSAU6t28HBU8b8iO1F
(copy link to a browser tab, then remove one “c” from ‘ccom’ to continue to the group.

Let’s build the train...

DiRECT EnTRY Aspirants 2019
WhatsApp Group.....


https://chat.whatsapp/CpxeXSAU6t28HBU8b8iO1F
(Copy link and paste to browser tab, then add “.com” after ‘whatsapp’ to continue to the group link)

Ckizy:
Please, does OAU write post D.E. exams ?
If yes, how can I get the past questions.

Yes they do, my D.E set was the pioneer... all Schools sit for DE exams now.

Fetula4u:

please i want to know if this direct entry closes by date closes by feb. Will it be open again this year again?

It closes on February 21,
Get your Profile code first, make payment, then you go and do the complete registration.

zikTeck:
please is it possible to use Electrical/electronics eng OND certificate to apply for Mechatronics engineering into futminna. Thanks.

You can only go for Electronics/Computer

Adeleke & Davido doing same after Osun flexing...

... I thought PDP said this same Deji was killed,

dude is tweeting from the grave.

ApC & pDp = Tom & Jerry

ClintGist:
The Union of European Football Associations, UEFA, has revealed nine records Barcelona ace, Lionel Messi and Juventus star, Cristiano Ronaldo have not yet broken in the history of Europe’s topflight competitions, (Champions League and Europe League).

1. Most appearances – Messi has 126, while Ronaldo has 158, but the record is being held by Porto goalkeeper, Iker Casillas (179).


2. Most final goals – Messi has scored only two final goals (in 2009 and 2011), while Ronaldo has four (one apiece in 2008 and 2014, and two in 2017) but is still three shy of the record shared by two Real Madrid legends, Alfredo Di Stéfano, Ferenc Puskás, who have both scored seven.


3. Oldest goalscorer – AC Milan legend, Paolo Maldini scored for his side’s defeat to Liverpool at the age of 36 in the 2005 Champions League final and also Roma legend, Francesco Totti scored at the age of 38 in his side’s Champions League group stage clash against CSKA Moskva in 2014.

4. Player with most success with different clubs – Clarence Seedorf (Ajax 1995, Real Madrid 1998, Milan 2003, 2007) and Zlatan Ibrahimovi? (Ajax, Juventus, Internazionale, Barcelona, Milan, Paris Saint-Germain) are both ahead of Messi and Ronaldo.


5. Fastest goal – Roy Makaay scored in 10.12 seconds for Bayern München against Real Madrid in 2007. Ronaldo’s earliest Champions League goal came in the fourth minute for Real Madrid against Juventus in 2013, while Messi’s fastest goal came in three minutes into Barcelona’s 7-0 win against Celtic in 2016.


6. Long-distance goal – Manchester United legend, Ryan Giggs has sixteen long-distance goals in the Champions League. Ronaldo has 13, while Messi has 14.


7. Goalscoring consistency – Bayern Munich forward, Gerd Müller has 0.97 goals per game ratio. Ronaldo has 0.76, while Messi has 0.82.


8. Fastest hat-tricks – Bafétimbi Gomis got his fastest hat-trick for Olympique Lyonnais against Dinamo Zagreb in 2011. Ronaldo scored his fastest hat-trick in 12 minutes for Real Madrid against Malmö in 2012, while Messi scored his fastest hat-trick in 22 minutes for Barcelona against Arsenal in 2010.


9. Most goals in a single European season – Colombia striker, Radamel Falcao scored 18 goals for Porto during the 2010/11 UEFA Europa League. Messi’s best year came in 2011/12 when he ended the European season with 14 goals, while Ronaldo set a European Cup/UEFA Champions League record with 17 in 2013/14.


https://www.clintgist.com/uefa-reveals-nine-historic-records-ronaldo-and-messi-are-yet-to-break/

Ronaldo - to drive past 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 9...
...Messi - to follow the next available bus behind.

LesbianBoy:


Tobi didn't do primary 5 and 6

From primary 4 he went straight to secondary school.

He is so intelligent trust me.

He didn’t equally do SS 3..
...

...our poverty nature has blinded our nature of achievement...
A lame Naija man thinks a successful man should start from age 26 upward.
To a default Nigerian, we still see a 20year old as still a kid.
Our poverty nature will not allow us accept our truth.

See Rihana, crazily successful from age 22... una dey here dey blaab person age.. get your f**king PVCs... or gerrout from this dead country.

...all this BBnaija will end
by the end of May...
one more month,
just leave them.

...let her be for 4 weeks... soft/No communication only (friendzone her)... if she comes knocking again, open your own script � for her. If not, goan get your PVC.