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The popular Nigerian music star Davido Adeleke, popularly called Davido his stage name. Davido who won African best male artist of the year updated this pic on instagram yesterday. saying it is his fathers new toy. is that a Roll Royce
- See more at: http://jokebase..com/2014/09/davido-calls-his-fathers-new-car-toy.html#sthash.Ol5YfFmm.dpuf

On September 2nd, 2014. Big Brother Africa lost its house due to fire outbreak and has been looking for a new house in other for them to start the show which is precisely the 9th season of Big Brother Africa. and the new house to be used is located at Johannesburg in South Africa. they plead to fans of the show to be patient with them as the show will kick-off by Sunday October 5th, 2014.

SOURCE:http://jokebase..com/2014/09/big-brother-africa-to-kick-off-on.html

Coach: Akpos you joined this team today and we heard you are very good

Akpos: yes that is true Coach

Coach: so were can you fit in, lets try you

Akpos: Diego Costa Position na

Coach: where is Diego Costa's position Akpos? av not watched that lad

Akpos: Defence na, For side two

the coach who was pretending fainted
source: http://jokebase..com/2014/09/akpos-joins-new-team.html

Difference between Textbook and Notebook
Principal: who in this row can tell us the different between Notebooks and Textbooks?

Akpos raised is hand
Principal: my son go ahead am listening

Akpos: textbooks are forged, notebooks are copied


Food and Nutrition Class
Akpos food and nutrition teacher was teaching in the class and discovered that Akpos and his two friends were not answering questions and are not focused, so he called three of them out to the front of the class and asked them to answer this simple question.

Teacher: among three of you who can tell me Maggi alternative when cooking Egusi soup
Basketmouth: Sir you will try crayfish
Buchi: Sir you put extra salt to the soup
Teacher: Akpos what of you? Don’t you have idea?
Akpos: why? I get idea jor, you go use indomie spice na

Teacher fainted


Akpos was Dull this time

One Friday morning Akpos was complaining to a friend of is, called Ochuko about how he spent a thousand dollar on a girl and she never slept with him. This is their conversation.

Akpos: Ochuko that girl bad scarra…

Ochuko: replied; how?

Akpos: she chop my money for 6 good months and I no cross

Ochuko: I tink every time you dey claim champion?

Akpos: abi you dey mok me?

Ochuko: it is just dat I wan go houz

Akpos: Ok. latter na.

Latter in the evening Ochuko sent Akpos an SMS………………………..

Dear akpos my friend, remember that without stupidity
There can be no wisdom.


Akpos replied him in the next morning (Saturday)

Good morning Ochuko are you still in bed, am grateful and proud that I have a friend like you
Coz U are………………………………………………………………

20% perfect
20% intelligent
20% great
20% matured
20% lovable
In short ur 100% mad

One word for akpos

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Today them wan diagnose another American Doctor with Ebola virus. The Doctor name na Richard Sacra according to source (his picture above) the doctor get the deadly virus wen him they work for Liberia. Them say no be say Sacra they treat Ebola nai make am get am o, him self never no hoe him take get am. He his now the number three American person to contact the virus.

Na yesterday them fly am go Nebraska Medical Centre for America to take care of him health. The last two way them treat for America na the medicine called ZMapp nai them use o, maybe nai them wan use for Sacra also

The only solution for Nigerians, Na to avoid am, we never get cure

source:http://jokebase..com/2014/09/third-american-to-contact-ebola-virus.html

Journalist: Sir it seems you are just coming from a trip
Akpos: yes, as you can see
Journalist: so sir how was your trip?
Akpos: it was pretty cool, but
Journalist: But what sir?
Akpos: i traveled to Cambridge University as a Journalist like you to do a research to find out the meaning of APC

Journalist: so what was the result you found

Akpos: A Professor called Johnson Mark-Fish told me that the full meaning of APC is AMEACHI PROBLEM CONTINUES. but i still doubted and and wen further to check on the greatest dictionary and i found out that the information he gave to me was no different with the dictionary.

Journalist: So what do you want Nigerians to do
Akpos: Just vote "Goodluck"

source: http://jokebase..com/2014/09/akpos-supports-people-democratic-party.html

Kelly Roland who be 33-years-old now no reason the belle way she get, with her belle see the kind of exercise she dey do to make her strong gidigba. If you look her well you go see the shoe them dey call Nike Sneakers and Nike Cap nai she wear so with brazier way b like white o. the exercise she dey do so good for women way get belle o, if ur wife get belle abeg make sure she do tinz like dis, e go help her well well.

Source: http://jokebase..com/2014/08/look-at-what-kelly-roland-is-doing-even.html

nd who be 33-years-old now no reason the belle way she get, with her belle see the kind of exercise she dey do to make her strong gidigba. If you look her well you go see the shoe them dey call Nike Sneakers and Nike Cap nai she wear so with brazier way b like white o. the exercise she dey do so good for women way get belle o, if ur wife get belle abeg make sure she do tinz like dis, e go help her well well.

Source: http://jokebase..com/2014/08/look-at-what-kelly-roland-is-doing-even.html

I am a 23 years old girl from Rivers State, from the family of late Mr. Rumuola, the son of the founding father of my community rumuola.
Am a Christian from a Christian family, a member of Redeemed Christian Church of God (triumphant parish rumuola) we believed in God and God has been grateful to us
I Mercy Rumuola a newly graduated female student of university of Benin, (UNIBEN)
Has been in a relationship with one Mr. Olatunde Kainde a Managing Director of Union Bank one of the branches in Benin the capital city of Edo State, the story is that this guy has been with me when i was nothing to when I became something, the fact is that this guy has been my all source of income, he pays my school bills, he sends my mom who is a widow some cash every month end, this young cash has helped me a lot, they are too numerous to mention.
But in my final year i began to fall in love with a cute young boy whose seems to look like who don’t have anything doing and this boy loves me too but my first boy friend keep accusing me of cheating on him and i refuses the accusation and said that the so called guy he is accusing, is a nice guy he can meet, so I told my new date never to come close to me for a while, though we calls each other.
After I graduated from Uniben, this my new date wanted to take it to the next step, insisting that he wants to see my family, but well looking at this guy he is very poor but I love him more than the one who catered for me in my schooling days.
I keep telling him
SOURCE: http://www.afrik9ja.com/2014/06/a-girl-from-port-harcourt-needs-advic.html

Akpos food and nutrition teacher was teaching in the class and discovered that Akpos and his two friends were not answering questions and are not focused, so he called three of them out to the front of the class and asked them to answer this simple question.

Teacher: among three of you who can tell me Maggi alternative when cooking Egusi soup
Basketmouth: Sir you will try crayfish
Buchi: Sir you put extra salt to the soup
Teacher: Akpos what of you? Don’t you have idea?
Akpos: why? I get idea jor, you go use indomie spice na

Teacher fainted

source:http://jokebase..com/2014/08/food-and-nutrition-class.html

Kelly Roland who be 33-years-old now no reason the belle way she get, with her belle see the kind of exercise she dey do to make her strong gidigba. If you look her well you go see the shoe them dey call Nike Sneakers and Nike Cap nai she wear so with brazier way b like white o. the exercise she dey do so good for women way get belle o, if ur wife get belle abeg make sure she do tinz like dis, e go help her well well.

Source: http://jokebase..com/2014/08/look-at-what-kelly-roland-is-doing-even.html

This morning our mis tiwa-tiwa don post say her husband way be her manager also way him name na Tee-Billz no go fit leave her just like that, so she come post this pics above for a twitter page to let people know say she mean am.

- See more at: http://jokebase..com/2014/08/tee-billz-tiwa-savage-husband-dumped-her.html#sthash.AnI75MC0.dpuf

Akpos and girlfriend (Omote) who is an Arsenal Fan was browsing through Goal.com official website and saw what Cazorla said
Arsenal can win Epl or Champions League said Carzola. you can Click here to confirm.
This is Akpos and Omote’s conversation.
Omote: Akpos you c am?
Akpos: c watin?
Omote: watin Cazorla talk
Akpos: I tell you say I blind?
Omote: Akpos but I tell u dis season things go change for better
Akpos: because una win tea cup last season una wan show una self, my sister na till another six years

- See more at: http://jokebase..com/2014/08/akpos-mocks-arsenal.html#sthash.5SvMobGh.dpuf

Quickteller offers an online payment system where you can pay bills, transfer funds, and recharge without going through stress of writing Cheques and carrying cash along with you day in day out. Most persons have been complaining of this interswitch banking system where you still need to go to the bank to pay your bills using the ATM and other means.
Some time ago a lady was complaining that recharging with the ATM is a big stress to her, that standing with a lot of numbers of people in the ATM stand because of maybe 100 airtime is a stress to her.

And now quick teller has brought another easy way of recharging for airtel users which may answer someone prayers. This new feature from quickteller do not need any credit card before recharge or internet, ATM, and any software application before recharging. It can be done with any common phone you don’t expect, even the smallest types of phones (e.g Nokia torch).
It is an another way to relief airtel users off stress and burden.

Most times users may likely to top up and subscribe to data bundles but due to insufficient data cannot logon the quick teller website, but now users can easily top up there airtel line at home without any internet access. You can get more info here

see all
http://afrik9ja..com/2014/08/top-up-you-airtel-line-using.html

Quickteller offers an online payment system where you can pay bills, transfer funds, and recharge without going through stress of writing Cheques and carrying cash along with you day in day out. Most persons have been complaining of this interswitch banking system where you still need to go to the bank to pay your bills using the ATM and other means.
Some time ago a lady was complaining that recharging with the ATM is a big stress to her, that standing with a lot of numbers of people in the ATM stand because of maybe 100 airtime is a stress to her.

And now quick teller has brought another easy way of recharging for airtel users which may answer someone prayers. This new feature from quickteller do not need any credit card before recharge or internet, ATM, and any software application before recharging. It can be done with any common phone you don’t expect, even the smallest types of phones (e.g Nokia torch).
It is an another way to relief airtel users off stress and burden.

Most times users may likely to top up and subscribe to data bundles but due to insufficient data cannot logon the quick teller website, but now users can easily top up there airtel line at home without any internet access. You can get more info here

see all
http://afrik9ja..com/2014/08/top-up-you-airtel-line-using.html

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Pianist in Nigeria can make a living if they become more varied. As a human you don’t have to do one thing just to get money, you can choose other things or jobs related to field of play, to get more of the money you want. And to do this, it requires you to think in a new aspect about the type of music you will play, and type of occasions you will attend and perform. See some ideas for putting together your own work usually performed by you of gig possibilities.
What to do as a pianist
Go to burials occasion.
pianists who are ready to make the environment lively of the deceased get enough payment. You can make more money doing this than in a band because you don’t have to share any money involved with anyone. To do this you have to learn some sorrowful hymns and farewell hymns that you will administer during the burials. And this type of job is paid per day (daily), it can pay you #30.000 depending on the time spent.



Start a Tutorials Class.
Teaching the growing and upcoming ones will not be a bad idea for you to make a better income as a pianist. This is a way to solicit others to have an impact on what you desires and enjoys. You can charge per person #15.000 for every 3 months, depending on your location. Go to some new churches and tell them you are teaching as a pianist and they may likely send one of their youth to you for lessons.
Play on Wedding Occasions
Expert Pianists are always needed in wedding occasions most especially during services in the church. You can go to “about to wed” couples and strike a deal with them to be available for them on their wedding day, in most cases on Saturdays. You should learn some wedding/romantic popular songs to play for couple. On this aspect you can call on some of the wedding working Gospel Musicians to tell you on what to charge.


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Pianist in Nigeria can make a living if they become more varied. As a human you don’t have to do one thing just to get money, you can choose other things or jobs related to field of play, to get more of the money you want. And to do this, it requires you to think in a new aspect about the type of music you will play, and type of occasions you will attend and perform. See some ideas for putting together your own work usually performed by you of gig possibilities.
What to do as a pianist
Go to burials occasion.
pianists who are ready to make the environment lively of the deceased get enough payment. You can make more money doing this than in a band because you don’t have to share any money involved with anyone. To do this you have to learn some sorrowful hymns and farewell hymns that you will administer during the burials. And this type of job is paid per day (daily), it can pay you #30.000 depending on the time spent.



Start a Tutorials Class.
Teaching the growing and upcoming ones will not be a bad idea for you to make a better income as a pianist. This is a way to solicit others to have an impact on what you desires and enjoys. You can charge per person #15.000 for every 3 months, depending on your location. Go to some new churches and tell them you are teaching as a pianist and they may likely send one of their youth to you for lessons.
Play on Wedding Occasions
Expert Pianists are always needed in wedding occasions most especially during services in the church. You can go to “about to wed” couples and strike a deal with them to be available for them on their wedding day, in most cases on Saturdays. You should learn some wedding/romantic popular songs to play for couple. On this aspect you can call on some of the wedding working Gospel Musicians to tell you on what to charge.


http://afrik9ja..com/2014/08/how-to-make-money-in-nigeria-as-pianist.html#more

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As a blog or website owner you May one day likely to upload your photo/image using Hypertext Markup Language (Html) in your website or blog. And if you are new to this, I can basically assure you that you can possibly get your own photo’s/images Html codes with ease.
Having known that anyone even without the knowledge of programming can get his images html codes when he wants to upload an image to any personal website or blog maybe for a special purpose or reasons, then let’s move on to on how to upload and get your photos or any image Html code; even your momma images.
Here i give you the simple steps you will take to get your own Photos/images Html codes. click the link to see all
http://afrik9ja..com/2014/07/easy-tips-to-get-your-own-photos-images.html

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Do you love making money on selling of fairly used cloths (okirika materials)? Why not try this and see the outcome? Most women today in Nigeria take extra measures trying to look good with all kinds of clothes and this should be another option for them. This type of business is a business anyone can start regardless of your gender and location.

It is a kind of business you can start at home; you can also rent a shop, so your customers can reach you once the need arises.
But before engaging yourself with this type of business you have to consider the people choice to know what to buy in other not to disappoint your customers and also disappoint yourself.

Here are I will give you some female Indian cloths examples:

1. Sari or Saree: this is one of the most popular Indian cloth used in most of bollywood movies and mainly described as Bollywood Saris, it is a long rectangular strip material that is used to wrap around one’s waist, then over the shoulder and around the body.
2. Kurti: just like the men kurta, it is a pull over with a smaller length compared to the males Kurta. It is made up of silk, synthetic fabrics, cottons and can be a casual shirt for the ladies or can be decorated for formal wear with traditional embroidery techniques, stone, cutdana and bead work like salwaar kameez and it is a good example of western design.
3. Sharara: this is a traditional Muslim outfit for women consisting of full flowing pant that appears like a skirt. This type of Indian cloth is worn with matching blouse and head scarf according to Indian tradition.
4. Ravika: this is blouse worn under a Sari. The blouse is adorned with lace and beads and also marching materials.

To start this type of business you need to put some things into consideration to avoid any pitfall.
Click source to see all
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at the age of 19 you are told to hawK Pure water by your uncle whom you stays with. what will be your reaction

i cant add gadget even, and i lov d template o, check it afrik9ja dot dot com

Do you love making money on selling of fairly used cloths (okirika materials)? Why not try this and see the outcome? Most women today in Nigeria take extra measures trying to look good with all kinds of clothes and this should be another option for them. This type of business is a business anyone can start regardless of your gender and location.

It is a kind of business you can start at home; you can also rent a shop, so your customers can reach you once the need arises.
But before engaging yourself with this type of business you have to consider the people choice to know what to buy in other not to disappoint your customers and also disappoint yourself.

Here are I will give you some female Indian cloths examples:

1. Sari or Saree: this is one of the most popular Indian cloth used in most of bollywood movies and mainly described as Bollywood Saris, it is a long rectangular strip material that is used to wrap around one’s waist, then over the shoulder and around the body.
2. Kurti: just like the men kurta, it is a pull over with a smaller length compared to the males Kurta. It is made up of silk, synthetic fabrics, cottons and can be a casual shirt for the ladies or can be decorated for formal wear with traditional embroidery techniques, stone, cutdana and bead work like salwaar kameez and it is a good example of western design.
3. Sharara: this is a traditional Muslim outfit for women consisting of full flowing pant that appears like a skirt. This type of Indian cloth is worn with matching blouse and head scarf according to Indian tradition.
4. Ravika: this is blouse worn under a Sari. The blouse is adorned with lace and beads and also marching materials.

To start this type of business you need to put some things into consideration to avoid any pitfall.
Click source to see all
http://afrik9ja..com/2014/07/buy-cheap-used-indian-clothes-and.html

it is there but once i click on it, only favicon widget appears. pls wat is possibly the cos?

A football viewing center is now a compulsory thing needed in any location around the globe now due to the love the youth of this days got for sports and movies. In Nigeria a football Viewing Centre is a lucrative Business most people have not noticed.
This has become one major problem in some areas were football view centers are not cited. Most of the people in the areas where there is no view center uses the internet to get updates on live marches and transfer news. This is somehow expensive for some, an average youth of every locality will like a view center to be cited in his locality. Do you want to start the football viewing centre business and don’t have idea on how to start? Here I will give you some tips that will guide you on how to start a reasonable football viewing center in any locality.

Here Are Tips on how to start

· Getting a Location. Be informed that your viewing centre should not be cited in a place where there are other viewing centre’s if you want to make more from your viewing centre. In this case you need a wide room that will accommodate enough people, at least 100 persons and it should be cited at a domestic area. Even if the building construction was constructed with zinc or ply wood it can still attract the youths once there is standby fan or air conditional in the viewing centre.
· Television Sets: to attract and to solicit you get more customers, you need 2 flat Tv. Sets to enable you show two different marches, because in most case their maybe two important marches at the same time. The television should be in a standard quality. This could cost you 100k naira in most cases.
· Get a decoder. This is a must thing to buy because it is very necessary in a viewing centre. This is what receives codes and changes it to signals through which the marches will be received for your viewers to view.
· Standard Power Generator: a power generator is needed also to supply you current when there is power failure from PHCN or other power supply companies.
· Plastic Chairs: you must try to create the availability of enough chairs in a view centre. You can start with wooden chairs and later change them to plastic chairs if you have gotten enough money to make it look more attractive and comfortable for viewers.
· A notice board is also needed to pre-inform people about the coming marches. This should be kept outside the viewing centre for more eyes to see.

Note: write the marches that will be shown on that day in your viewing centre and the time in Central African Time (CAT).


How do i keep my Customers
This is a major problem affecting most businesses today in Africa and the world as a whole. Most business men and women forget so soon on how they get their customer, and later sell customers out so cheap again with loads of mistakes made by them. In a viewing centre it is easy to keep customers and it is also easy to lose customers.

You can keep customers only if you follow this rule below:

1. Advertise the upcoming march outside the centre
2. Show live marches
3. Don’t show different march from the marches written on the notice board
4. Have a fixed price for all marches
5. Be always available

SOURCE
http://afrik9ja..com/2014/07/easy-tips-to-setup-football-viewing.html

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