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motic2:Wow!!! Thank you Jesus. Congratulations mama. So happy for you. I'm next in line for a bfp and a baby carried to term in Jesus Name. |
Pweetiebabe:Yes oooo.... #TeamSeptember2019 We rejoice in faith In anticipation of our marvelous testimonies. Babies we ask of you oh Lord.... Babies we receive in Jesus Name. Abundance of BFP & delivery testimonies on this thread in Jesus Name. Amen! |
MamaTuoyo:. |
MamaTuoyo:Thank you Jesus! I'm next for a testimony |
omalichay:Bought mine on Jumia |
COPIED!!!! 1 month preggy mommies: how was sex without protection ? This is the only question I can ask you cos to me you are not yet pregnant 2 months pregnant mommies: hellow morning sickness beginners. Go vomit now please I want to talk to you. 3 months pregnant mommies: you miss eating food right? You hate smells right? Vomitting? ? sorry love let me hug you. Otlaba right.4 months pregnant mommies: welcome to 2nd trimester baby. Your appetite is coming back. And please....hellow? ? YOU ARE OFFICIALLY PREGNANT dear. 5 months pregnant mommies: hi you eating baboons,dont finish food in the house. Start to shave your pununu. You won't manage to do that in next months. How's kicks? continue to eat. 6 months pregnant mommies: yhu! What's wrong with you? You are ugly now, your feet are swallowed, you fat, why cutting your hair now? Your eating rate is too much 7 months pregnant mommies: Jesus Christ is Lord! GOD I forgive you! I won't say non with you lovely penguins.8 months pregnant mommies: hang on there baby. Pack your bag.. anytime is tea time. Your bundle of God is on his/her way. 9 months pregnant mommies; I now pronounce you as a mother, you no longer pregnant. ..what are you waiting for? Labour pains visit her now! ..UYANJWAYELA ...................................................................................... Disclaimer : 1. I did not write this and I do NOT lay claim to it. Copied (as indicated) from a friend on facebook. 2. It's humor. Please do not take this to heart. Just something to laugh over. 3. Lastly, sorry to bump into your thread lovely mamas. Happy Bumping! |
Amypearl, can you kindly share your widd? |
goldenpenny2:Stockholm syndrome |
