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Lmao


I've missed Nairaland sha.. When pple talk bau Nairaland being like a family nd shi, I thought twas all wash o. Now I know the feeling

Maybe it's just me sha buh staying at home for 8 months after NYSC can actually do a lot to you.

Lol

Uchboggy:
I just got a job better than pwc this month... Pwc can like to kiss my ass now. But I will still play along till the end Sha. I must revenge dropping me at the last stage (AC stage) last year.

Quit the game for someone who really needs the chance nau

I know it sounds funny buh I kinda think being there when you don't really need to affects someone else's chances of getting the job

TheRealAdonye:
Oshey!

Hahahah


lwkmd!

Datevilme:
i just heard PWC passing scores are above 80% . how true is this?

From who¿

K Pato, show urself nau... I wan meet u.. u knw say u b celeb nau

Hey fam, how'z y'all doin?

autumnflower: i dont deny that fact, but why measure yourself up with someone from borno or kebbi when you are from delta? Your aim should be to edge out fellow deltans and not cry over the notherner. The fact is NLNG aint stupi.d. A quota system will be somthing like

Delta-5 or 6
Rivers-5 or 6
Lagos-4
Ogun-4
Borno-1
Jigawa-1

You get the drift? So if a lagos person dosnt get in, it czhes nit just good enough. And thats fact!

Errmmm.. Lagos na 2... Plus y'all shud stop d whole quota/ethnic/inferiority complex talk.. E nodey mk sense again (not lyk it ever did sha)

scarletdp: Lol... And dat common sense dint tell u, mine was one to avoid? Blv me dude its jst perception... If u feel d need to correct a statement, feel free n if I'm wrong i'll take correction n apologize if d need b... Hw can one say d data checkin test ws a privy info, wen a mail sent to u said practice shl, n wen u go to d shl site u'll see data checkin n odas, whose fault is it if u open an shl site to practice jst num, ver n abs bt on d exam day u see data checkin.... Dt info on nairaland gave us d heads up n positioned us beta, which is wat d blog is for, bt d amt of AC n dose dt wud b recruited i wonder wat dah does.. The whole tin started from my sacarstic reply, n afta few exchange of posts i felt d need to apologize n let tins lie and nw he's formin ' i dint shake hands', 'we don't hv to b friends blah blah blah.... Like i care....

Da data checking no dey SHL

zizoupinocchio: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha.
I dan finish to dey do my shopping. Hahahahah..... As e be so, na me go fine pass 4 PwC when we resume 4 august.... U na go fear fineboi na. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Ehen! I hope selfies are allowed during office hours, 'cos me no go mind some for bbm and facebook fans.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahhaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha

i nevt satart una don dey giv me low self-esteem. na wa o

J mean they shud help us with mo details

kpato: 300k isnt too bad,any idea d location?tanks.

I'm with u abeg.. Please help us with mo details

Wanna say love u all but i rily dont know u guys so I'll
just leave it at thanks.

kpato: Love u guys!!!!!

Dis dude funny sha

Please, has any of u done medicals yet?

zizoupinocchio: Abeg My People, una boi need help/advice badly. I'm planning to go shopping and I tell my guys say I go like get diff colors of suit like blue, ash and d odas... But d guy told me dt he has never seen any guy in PwC wearing a suit dat is not black. Could it be that it is required that PwC staff must be in black suits only?... Pls I nid answers cos these suits no too cheap like dat. I no wan waste barr wey I no get. Thanks Y'all.

Una Boy,
Pinocchio.

Ive seen people in dark blue nd ash before o... both my male interviewers wore ash da day sef.

oname: Hello Guys, Only saw like 5 pple dis morning. Collected my letter and i like the offer. its not bad at all. i think its different for everyone sha.

If u were der dis morning (9am). I was the rebel and wore Jeans.

Nice meeting u all

why dyu think so?

Thanks y'all.. twas one that bounced for me too....nd i think i agree with that if they hadnt d info, dey'd hav called opinion.

Please guys, answer me naww.. Did any ov u call that the mails failed nd were u given a different directive?? Please

tal4real: After waiting n observing for more than 6 months, I get to finally talk here. I told my God that I will only talk on this thread after I must have gotten my final successful mail. Awesomely, my God has granted that. As a matter of fact, He says ...Tis the beginning, can you imagine!!!

Beyond all odds, doubts, fears, skipping of heart beats, per second checking of mail, God finally established the new season of overflow. He's made it evident by starting with this!

Cannot stop talking without mentioning some guys... First of all, the drunk...K_pato, achmed( my soul PWC mate), mambani, funkystanyl...the guy who's also currently hustling for other offers like nlng; the ladies ....ive forgotten most their names....To y'all, yearning to see u in October.

Den to everyone, whether you got the offer or not, I wanna say, this is the starting point to greatness for us all......
Next in line is the OIL & GAS industry....

can i hear an amen!

congratz man

mactao: Jakande is the name of a former governor of Lagos State. He built several housing estates all over the place, so there are several Jakande Estates. But I guess the one you have been told about is the one on the island. Anyway, where in Lagos do you plan to stay? Do you have family or are you already settled on renting?

am all alone nd i havnt settled anywhr at all

coz i didnt... am trynna find out if i'm missin anyfin tho.. ur responses'll help a lot.. thanks

ehen.. for those whose emails bounced, did u call bck to check if u had done all sat needed to be done?

mactao: Jakande is the name of a former governor of Lagos State. He built several housing estates all over the place, so there are several Jakande Estates. But I guess the one you have been told about is the one on the island. Anyway, where in Lagos do you plan to stay? Do you have family or are you already settled on renting?

as close as possible to pwc
....at least one drop to the place frm my house.. nt too expensive too

mactao: I don't know where you stay, but I'm guessing mainland. Houses on the island are REALLY expensive, even the one-room places. My suggestion is for you (and anybody else) to move CLOSER to the island or find an area that lets you get to the island easily, but not to the island proper.

Guy, na Benin I dey stay o... Is Jakande in Island?

u guys, lets please altalk bout da housing ish naw... like hw much can iget a house frm jakande dowb to vi

mactao: At least it's better than that other means that ends with tealing...LOL. Wish you the best.

nahahaha

mactao: I advise you to find the bar any which way o. What did you wear for your interview?

Yea, i got it thru one means lyk dat...ends with orrowing

Ehen.. In other (related) news, wha's d dresscode like? Coz diz ma 1st jab nd i nevr geh bar for suits.. Dem eey allow jus pants nd tie?

Mk una dey fear nd believe God o.. My interview was a disaster, to say d least.. Az in ehnn, I thank God for errthing. I've been favoured like this a couple ov times sha.. God iz errthing u need. D message cudnt be clearer ryt nw, nd itz my message to all o y'all ryt nw.. Believe God nd Believe in His Power!

Phyphian: Yeah.. We were.. I guess we'd just hope for bherra opportunities..

Yea.. Somn gud iz around d corner waitin for u... Trust me, no, don't... Trust GOD

I'm August tho

k_pato: I owe a few peeps drinks...c y'all October.

Mah niccur!