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deewon56:
[size=48] jaymejate watsupn[/size]

my biggest brother , i de lowkey o. awaiting jan5 by the grace of God

omokenny24:
This Boy Sha! I Know, And Have Gotten It..... My Question Is, Is It Same With LG Id Nd Bigshow Ti Da Mi Lohun...... Good Morning....

mtchew! na yhu know jorh.
good afternoon

omokenny24:
Yes.... Hope Is The One I'll Tender Sha? Nd Will They Collect It? Cos Me I Cant Go Back To My State 4 Another Thing O!

this girl shaa... that is it up thr, d first image. dont stress yourself.

certificate of origin , state origin certificate e.t.c, na d same tin. u will collect it at ur local govt Secretariat.

YoBoyfwend:
Some of MY POSTS ON LAsT year's THREAD
Can't stop laughing...

"Hellow... Uhmmm the ND2 students on this thread should please add me on 2go::: XQUIZITEKID or Whatsapp... 08188215227. Irrespective of your campuses..just please add... Like seriously..i have questions to ask concerning registration.. I'm a fresher o. Just need you guys help."

".November4 don reach... Abeg all of you wey go clearance today....abeg dey update us as the clearance dey go o.."

"Me i still dont understand this registration of a thing o... Has the faculty and Department started registration or is it just medical test?? Schoolfees nko?? Wont they ask for evidence of payment of schoolfee...maybe the receipt printout... Abi how o...?? Ah dey hear x-ray... Different news... Ah no wan waste transport fare o... Who go explain?"

"No good food for that main campus area...only Moi-Moi...tcheww..."

"Abeg,Make the second batch come out, make the topic for this thread change to::
"who don pay acceptance fee"
"on my way to conference centre"
"omo, na number 189 dem give me"
"chai, i don stand taya"
"anybody here to stay with, contact me on...."
"thankGod, i've been cleared"
"registration on my mind"
e.t.c "

"Omo, see as people full this convocation ceremony....!!!
Wetin funny pass na the security... Dem too plenty... E con be like say bokoharam wan come there.."

"Omo, ibpoly na money-draining company.... See as receipts full my bag, I don pay taya, I don walk taya, see as my leg red. Yeye Unity, no light connections, no socket, nothing nothing. But e make sense pass orisuN."

the guy wey get post pas for that last yr thread na seunfunmi... dat mechatronic guy ehn, polyib giv him tough time. now in ND2 tho

Which dept wan do test? mtchew na your wahala bdat jawe
ehehehe see this Xmas chicken... no escape for you! make i relax jor...
merry Xmas in advance

omokenny24:
Uhn..... Someone Told Me The Back Looks Like Dere's 666 Sign On It, How True Is It?

i never detect that

omokenny24:
Erm....... Erm...... Is It True That Hundred Naira(#100) Note Is Being Re-print? If Yes, How Does It Looks?

im holding it nw sev... juz got it. e con luk like d old #5 note wit cowries and rings printed on it. chai e con get bar.code , i actually scanned it, it gave a confusing result shaa. dem waste awa money ontop reprinting of #100 note. God punish all of them o

omokenny24:
Daddy, I Heard It's Not The Same, Hopefully Next Week, Am Gonna Know.....

freshers shaa ! keep bothering yourself there oh

Godwin10:
*scratches head* Let 2015 come first na

bros at least be religious. u ought to put "by the grace of God".
u are wlc!

omokenny24:
Bros, I Av State Of Origin Cert With Me, It's Local Government Identification They Request From Us(FBCS) To Bring And I Asked At The Faculty If It's Same With State Of Origin Cert, A Guy There Told Me NO.....

mommy , NÅ the same thing jae

mesoade:
yes, he can also be given cemetry and casket making in uniben

haba ! bros , bad Tok de ya mouth shaa.
well nice course tho

Joshkid:
Rily... Hw??

jez kidding bro! you Berra go and read hard

omokenny24:
Huh? Not All State?

how can I be from Ogun State, born in Ogun state, holding the state certificate of origin and now be swearing at the Oyo state court of law ?
mind you, I said "at the faculty of engineering" , it might work at the other faculty.
also, the woman does declaration of age only I.e affidavit of birth cert.
get your state certificate of origin at your local qovernment Secretariat or their branch close to thee. weytin u people de call am oo

pasvemma:
it just too bad engineering students don't enjoy news like other courses.
I just want to be sure of the amount to bring for reg

bros , budget 12k at most for your registration and thank me later

mesoade:
seriously,i thought he was joking cos the result was too funny to be real. . Mixture of b's and f's not even C4,C5,C6. . . . Waec has something to explain. #no offence

ehn if that is the case, let him come and do gateman management studies for poly.
And mind you, that result can enter The Nigeria Police Force.

Neldrizzy:
Ola the comedian

brotherly man, I prostrate for u o.
still looking forward to touching the tip of your shoe lace
Or get your autograph on a condom case. I will be seeing it there everyday.

mesoade:
you're good to go bro . . I even had a worse result

Bros, stop whynin. e nor gud

YoBoyfwend:
lool, we dey here dey watch.. We go see

i tell yhu... dat department na relatively easily life

han han... hello hello hello, y dis thread neva get another baby?
buh jamb is out and another thread should ave bn opened nw nw.

Godwin10, nor vex, u fit pilot another thread? go open am sharp sharp.

Merry Christmas in advance.
Jambites, jah bless!




#bbl
#FriendOfTheSchool#

YoBoyfwend:
at the end of first semester.. Make I dey hear. One boy.. For computer engineering Joshkid .. The guy GP na 5.0 ... Na wetin I want oh! Shey you don hear ?

if na computer engineering o, getting 6.0 sev is damn possible

olatunji21:
na d same thing we dy tok na.. its stil d same.. U nid not go down to ur village, jst go get an affidavit of oath..There's a woman that do dat @music dept..

i did my affidavit there last year and it was rejected at engr faculty, cos im not an indigene. that 1 d woman is doin is for oyo state citizen.

Fembleez1:
Baba yarn me wetin I no know abeg

na kenny born dopeyomi u no know?

Fembleez1:
'Tryna' protect ur wife??

whose wife
na thr yhu de

Dopeyomi:
They've started room allocation @olori hall dem say make we come back for Unity on monday , Orisun January 5.. Wetin dey worry tHis people self.. e be like say I go pack my receipt go Olori hall o make me and MoMma Omokenny dey manage room A10..

de go, u go see whr dem go put you. either on the hostel field or inside toilet.
ashawo boi

omokenny24:
Abeg E Jhur!

wats d meaning

Iyabo11:
yes , thank u so much . I will go for it tomorrow

make dem jus giv u 1 mommy as a room mate, gbam!!!

mom and daughter clash in a room

omokenny24:
Huh? Nd Wat's Special Abt Dat?

g gle search it gurl, all thr!

Dopeyomi:
For

for....
mi o mor

YoBoyfwend:
hahaha! Na God o

na SWAGG o

deewon56:
abi nah Time 2 upgrade d O.S#GOD TIME IS D BEST

bros anything for money oo.
#MoneyMustBeMade!

Dopeyomi:
Well you can ask Omokenny, phantom727, Joshkid and others I have on my 2go list.. #Ultimate star.. I stoped using the app frequently like 2 months ago.. abandoned the app 3weeks ago..

oya go baq thr!

Dopeyomi:
Na werrin I copy from FFMS I paste here so

dat is FFMS not FENG, FENG no de collect card