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Next!!!

Abeg, holla me if their discussion don reach 'alivelock' mtchew

How come? Cloth never reach this side? Since they don use them do The gods must be crazy ehn?

Collect the laptop and give them cloth!

Yeah, Good evening everybody!

After thorough reading of the above post and opening of dictionary to know the meaning, it seems it has no meaning to me.

I would be very grateful if someone can just summarise it.

Meanwhile, my friend here de vex say JAMB catapult am go federal university of Borno, i doubt its existence sev.

That's a sign of a Victory!

Please which application them take do that, se e de play store? I must download am

No need to shout jare,

That idiot should be transferred to Borno central and start firing any how

Yes, even
Blessed with 3½kids

Haaa

No more stories needed,
Off to court!

I tink say chicken go de there nih

This mr presido... Una GNS go de strong distinction oo. If Chinua Achebe de alive, he go don write the books #i am for everybody and i am for nobody# #God made me but The U.S made me#

Then, We go de read am for Jamb.

#no need to read intoto#
Why you no go talk like that? Nor be because of the black oyel money you de see for thr?

Guy you no add one thing.
Na we wey no get offering de dance most with the whole body and trowey eyes wen de bring the offering bag.
Make God help us shaa

Money speaking! Why no come do music for poly. U go die!

Hallelujah by Alexandra Lurke

Add me 08183302844 up... Wanna join

Omo, i go see this one i no go run?

Let's move to front page

For those that are yet to register or if you are seeking a way of registering early, I will advice you to chill till like the ending of this monthwhen the site would be completely opened. Becos polyibadan can be Stupid and funny at time, thanks! #Jaymejay

Abeg those wey wan change institution to polyibadan, the place to register nor de thr oh. Whu be expert wey fit explain?

Yk007:
funny you...... I've been on nairaland polyibadan admission page since 2012 even though i changed my username recently.
mind u, u should be able to pass across your information here without asking people to call u or contact you since u will agree with me that u ar not an admission officer. i've been involved in dis admission stuff for the past three years, based on interaction with freshers over the years and experience, majority of u guyz here are nothing helping their matters

Brother, juz shut up there, if he did not put his phone number that time that i needed to do my registration and find a place to stay, i wouldn't have been helped by him. Putting his number is a nice thing. Just get away and don't talk to our copper like that, mtchew! He has been helping here on NL since 2000+ AD and mind you, na him de open Polyibadan thread b4 u were born

Here cums Jaymejay! About the scammer tinZ, no wori... If i tell u say pesin na scammer don't argue. I will start identifying them for you. Bro Gbenga A.K.A Beshiman i see you egbon mi. Where is that my name sake, 7days? This guy wey de south campus mini market, i wan print my school fee receipt o. And to all scammers in here, Shout out to you, buh i go reveal ya 1 by 1.

Adios!

That was when they are about to plan a fresh coup. I can remember very well

Gbam!!! The long awaiting post utme form is out!

Rubbish! As a Pastor, i will withdraw from the skul sharp sharp

Disagreement even before marriage. And you sure say this tin go work?

Well done VP, buh don't u think visiting dem at d war front would be nice

Even me sev fit mark am inside food canteen

Coming with my Version soon.

Don jazzy, pls help us to locate and bring to life, daddy shoki

see dem, awon mugu... them cum read Sex advise... awon werey. and dat foolish girl advising, una nor get parent? olofo omo!
sex sex sex everywhere!

Well, what the foolish girl thr was sayin is DAT, ask ur Fiancée about his/her sex life. if his penis can function well, and get solution if it's otherwise. that's it, eyin olodto!

abeg i hear say buhari tok something, what's that?

DAVIES27:
. Pls I scored 189 in my jamb dis year, I choosed unilorin as my first choice in Telecommunication science. Can I meet up the cut off mark?

yeah i tink the cut off for this is 180, if you read hard nd pray, u re IN. and m not sure if much pple choose this course wic may giv u upper hand.

DON'T forget to try POLYTECHNIC too.
thanks!